Love and Hate in Transylvania Part 2

Starring- Mack Dylan Cooper
Penelope Ann Huff
Devon Jonson
Chloe Jones
Veronica
With- Angie Page
And- Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Girls Mansion



(Chloe is in her room sobbing and crying when Angie, Veronica, Reese, and Penelope walk in.)

Angie Page- Chloe, are you alright?

Chloe Jones- No you back stabbing diva.

Reese Bennett- You shouldn't get mad at Angie. She didn't even know you were dating Craig at the time.

Veronica- Everything will be fine. If Craig comes anywhere near you, Mack said he would pound his face in for you if you would like.

Penelope Ann Huff- I'm only here because I heard someone bought you cake to cheer you up. I call the corner pieces.

(Everyone glares at Penelope.)

Angie Page- Do you always have to be such a bully?

Veronica- The girl just got her heart ripped out.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh come on, she gets dumped like every other month. When I broke up with Derek, none of you guys came bringing cake or trying to cheer me up.

Chloe Jones- That's because you dumped him and you ripped his heart out.

Angie Page- Plus, the only thing you two ever really did together was make out or order Mexican food together.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yes, but it was my first breakup. Every guy I've ever fallen for has always rejected me.

Chloe Jones- Yeah, because you're a self absorbed diva who only cares about herself and making others around her miserable.

Penelope Ann Huff- Shut up you idiot. This is why I hate you. Because you are a cold hearted moron who can't keep a guy for even a year. Listen Chloe, I HATE YOU!!! You are a bunch of crap. I am sick of all the drama you start. You are just this perky little down-to-earth POOR GIRL!!! You don't belong here. Plus, I never liked you. I don't like you now, and I never will. Get that through your head, I hate you. You suck, you're ugly, and I know you just wanna take everything away from me.

(Penelope picks up a vase off her dresser and throws it against the wall and it shatters.)

Penelope Ann Huff- THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chloe Jones- That's the only thing I have left from my dead grandma.

Penelope Ann Huff- GOOD!!!

(Penelope storms out.)

Chloe Jones- She, she just-

(Chloe starts crying.)

Scene 2- Hangout



(Mack is at a table when Craig walks up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Gomez. What are you doing here?

Craig Gomez- I go to school here.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't worry, my parents own the island, I'll have you shipped off by next week.

Craig Gomez- Don't worry, I'm leaving tomorrow. That's when my exchange program ends.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Good, because if I ever see your face again, I will smash it into a wall.

Craig Gomez- I'm gonna apologize to Chloe first.

(Craig tries to walk away but Mack stops him.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- You aren't going near Chloe. Plus, Angie's there right now, so back off.

Craig Gomez- You're all talk, you wouldn't do anything to me.

(Mack flips Craig over his shoulders and body slams him.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Are you sure about that?

Craig Gomez- N-n-no.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Good.

Craig Gomez- But I still wanna see her and apologize.

Mack Dylan Cooper- After that, you better never see her again... or Angie.

Craig Gomez- Fine.

Mack Dylan Cooper- And I will know if you see her again. Now let's go.

(Mack drags Craig by his ear.)

Scene 3- The Pier



(Devon and Trevor are walking by in golf suits and have golf clubs when Reese walks up.)

Reese Bennett- What the heck are you two doing?

Devon Jonson- We're going golfing, you wanna join us.

Trevor Mitchel- Oh Please Devon, Reese is just a girl, she can't golf. It's a manly sport.

Devon Jonson- I know Trevor, but I don't wanna let her feel left out.

Reese Bennett- Devon, just remember, if you let me join you then you can wrap your arms around me and put your hands on mine as you guide me where to hit the ball.

(Devon gets a happy look on his face.)

Devon Jonson- How would you like to join us in golfing?

Reese Bennett- I would love to.

(Reese kisses him on the cheek.)

Reese Bennett- Just let me grab a few things.

(Reese walks away with an evil look on her face.)

Scene 4- Girls Mansion



(Chloe, Angie, Veronica, and Reese are all at a round table playing Poker.)

Chloe Jones- So where's Penelope? Is she destroying all my stuff with a sledge hammer?

Veronica- She said she's not coming. She doesn't wanna be anywhere near you.

Angie Page- I've never seen Penelope this angry.

Chloe Jones- I'm getting scared. Penelope might try to hurt me physically and emotionally.

Reese Bennett- I wouldn't be worried. Penelope doesn't seem all that tough.

Chloe Jones- That's because you haven't known her as long as us.

Angie Page- Penelope almost succeeded twice in blowing up Dominican Republic with a bomb.

Chloe Jones- Penelope has been arrested several times and has been put into a mental institution a few times.

Angie Page- She is crazy in the head and can cause serious danger to the people around her. Chloe already made it to her bad side. I got lucky and made it to her “she couldn't care less” side.

Veronica- I think I'm on her good side.

Reese Bennett- Me too. So Chloe, how are you getting through your nasty breakup?

(Tears come to Chloe's eyes.)

Chloe Jones- I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT CRAIG UNTIL NOW!!!!!! But since you ask, when I do think about him, I cry my eyes out.

Angie Page- But you're not crying right now.

Chloe Jones- That's because people are around me. On the inside, I'm crying so hard that I can surf in my tears.

(Mack walks in still holding tightly onto Craig's ear.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe, I'm giving this boob two minutes to be alone with you to apologize.

Chloe Jones- Fine. Everyone but Craig, leave the room.

(Everyone but Chloe and Craig leave the room.)

Chloe Jones- Well, you only got two minutes, so start talking.

Craig Gomez- Chloe, I'm-

Chloe Jones- A big fat liar. Oh, yeas you are. You swore that you had no baggage or drama. You lied to me Craig.

Craig Gomez- I know and I feel horrible about it.

Chloe Jones- Why should I believe you?

Craig Gomez- You shouldn't right now because you have no proof of me being over Angie and in love with you. Let me take you back to Transylvania. I have proof for you there.

Chloe Jones- No, I want you to go, find the proof, and never come near me again.

Craig Gomez- Please Chloe.

Chloe Jones- Fine.

(Chloe and Craig leave the mansion to go to Transylvania. Mack and the others come back in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Where are they?

Reese Bennett- Probably in Transylvania.

Veronica- I heard Craig mention it a few times.

(Penelope storms in and slams the door.)

Penelope Ann Huff- WHERE THE HECK IS CHLOE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Transylvania.

Penelope Ann Huff- I'm going with you.

Scene 5- A Golf Course



(Reese is making horrible shots in golf and Devon and Trevor walk up.)

Devon Jonson- Wow.

Trevor Mitchel- I've seen monkey's do better.

Reese Bennett- Shut up you two.

Trevor Mitchel- I'm sorry Reese, but you suck.

Reese Bennett- How about we make a bet. If I win, then you guys cater to my every need for a week. If you win, then I'll have a slap fight with Penelope while wearing a bikini at the beach.

Devon Jonson- Deal.

(18 holes later, Reese has gotten 18 holes in one.)

Trevor Mitchel- You conned us.

Reese Bennett- Oh yes I did.

Devon Jonson- But you sucked at first.

Reese Bennett- It's called acting. Since you were trying to be nice about my golfing skills at the beginning, I won't put you through a lot of work. Trevor's just gonna have to work extra hard.

Trevor Mitchel- Oh come on.

Scene 6- The Closed Restaurant in Transylvania



(Chloe and Craig are looking around for a key chain.)

Chloe Jones- So, what you're saying is is that you stored information in a key chain that is secretly some kind of computer chip.

Craig Gomez- Yeah, pretty much.

Chloe Jones- You're an idiot.

(Mack, Penelope, and Angie run in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- We had an agreement Craig.

Chloe Jones- Mack, it's okay.

Mack Dylan Cooper- No, it's not. First, he starts dating my ex-girlfriend. Now, he loves my current girlfriend.

Chloe Jones- Well, what is Penelope doing here?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I don't know, she just needed to see you.

(Penelope walks up to Chloe and smacks her.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I am going to kill you.

(Penelope tackles her.)

Chloe Jones- What the heck Penelope?

(Chloe flips her over. Mack walks up to Craig.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- We had an agreement, Gomez.

(Mack pushes Craig against the wall. Angie walks up to Mack.)

Angie Page- Okay Mack, you don't have to do that.

(Angie looks at Craig.)

Angie Page- As for you Craig, just leave us all alone.

Craig Gomez- What if I say no?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Then I'll do this.

(Mack twists Craig's arm and flips him behind him.)

Craig Gomez- Oh it's on.

(Craig hooks his leg onto Mack's and pulls him to the ground. Mack and Craig keep fighting and Penelope and Chloe keep fighting. Penelope swings Chloe against a wall.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I think that went pretty well.

(Chloe kicks Penelope in the head.)

Chloe Jones- That was better.

(Penelope went to the kitchen and grabbed all the knives. She threw every single one at Chloe. They all missed by two inches. Penelope was about to grab the last knife. She was about to throw it when Craig knocked her upside the head with a frying pan. It knocked her out.)

Chloe Jones- What the heck Craig?

Craig Gomez- I was trying to protect you.

Chloe Jones- If you're protecting anyone then protect yourself.

(Mack jumps onto Craig's back. Craig flips him over. Angie is mad now.)

Angie Page- LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Angie flips Craig over her shoulders. Craig swoops her to the ground.)

Craig Gomez- Listen Page, I don't like hitting girls.

Angie Page- Then I think you have yourself a little problem. In case you have forgotten, I will mess you up.

(Angie kicks Craig off her and slams him to the wall.)

Angie Page- Take that.

(Penelope was getting back up. Chloe didn't realize it but Penelope was gonna burn her. When Craig saw this, he took one of the pepper dispensers and sprayed in Penelope's eyes like pepper spray.)

Penelope Ann Huff- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

(Chloe goes running over to Craig and hugs him.)

Chloe Jones- Forget about any proof I needed. I believe you. I want you back.

Craig Gomez- I can't take you back. I wanted your forgiveness but we can't be together. My time here is up. The exchange program ends tomorrow. I'll be leaving.

(Chloe's face turns from happy to sad.)

Chloe Jones- You're leaving.

Craig Gomez- Chloe's face goes from sad to angry.

Chloe Jones- You lied to me. You said you would wouldn't breakup with me or anything.

Craig Gomez- I told you I was only gonna be here for a short time.

Chloe Jones- Yeah, like a month.

Craig Gomez- Don't worry Chloe, I'll be back. I'm trying to get in to this school. Just give me a few months. I will probably be here about a month after Christmas.

Chloe Jones- You better.

(Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Angie, and Craig go back to the Springs.)

Scene 7- Hangout



(Mack and Angie are at a table.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Finally, all the drama is finally over. We can go back to being a normal couple.

Angie Page- I know, I missed you so much.

(Mack and Angie kiss.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- This is great.

(Five security guards rush over and grab Angie. Angie's parents also come over.)

Cindy Page- Let's go Angie.

Fred Page- You're coming home.

Angie Page- What, no.

(The security guards grab onto her.)

Angie Page- Let go of me. Put me down.

Fred Page- You are coming back to the Blings with us.

Cindy Page- You will loose all contact to this island and to anyone. You are grounded until you turn eighteen. Do we make ourselves clear?

(Angie glares at them angerly.)

Fred Page- Good, now let's go.

(Fred and Cindy take Angie off the island and back to the Blings.)

Guest Starring-

Cindy Page
Craig Gomez
Fred Page
Reese Bennett

Love and Hate in Transylvania Part 1

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper
Penelope Ann Huff
Devon Jonson
Chloe Jones
With: Angie Page
And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Boom Ba Boom



(Chloe and Craig walk in to be greeted by Larry.)

Craig Gomez- Table for two, something with a view.

Chloe Jones- What he said.

Larry Martinez- Wow Chloe, you work fast. I can't believe you're dating again already.

Craig Gomez- Chloe, what does he mean by “dating again already”?

Chloe Jones- Um-

Larry Martinez- She just got out of a relationship two weeks ago at Stephanie Taylor's wedding.

Chloe Jones- Okay Larry, I think he gets the picture.

Larry Martinez- Not to mention, I don't think she is quite over her sophomore year boyfriend Lucas.

Chloe Jones- Larry, shut up.

Craig Gomez- Yes Larry, please be quiet. I don't wanna dump Chloe before we've even taken a seat. I'm gonna try to forget all about this mess.

Chloe Jones- Now get us a table.

(Larry groans.)

Larry Martinez- Right this way.

(Larry walks Chloe and Craig to their table.)

Scene 2- Boys Mansion



(Mack is at a table with a bunch of charts and graphs when Devon, Trevor, and Reese come back from the movies.)

Devon Jonson- That movie was great.

Trevor Mitchel- You screamed like a girl when the head fell out of the oven.

Reese Bennett- You two were both wimps. I had hold your hands.

Devon Jonson- Wait a minute, you held his hand.

Reese Bennett- No, he held mine.

Trevor Mitchel- Mack, you should've come. It was great.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'll go as soon as I find my girlfriend.

Devon Jonson- Trevor-

(Devon throws a vase at him which shatters.)

Devon Jonson- NEVER TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN!!! AND IF YOU DO, I WILL BECOME YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!

Reese Bennett- Devon, take this outside. Trevor, go with him.

(Devon and Trevor go outside.)

Reese Bennett- Okay Mack, what is your deal?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I wanna know where my girlfriend is.

Reese Bennett- Mack, she got swooped away in a tornado. She is most likely 99% dead.

Mack Dylan Cooper- No she is not. I know that she is alive. Angie is out there somewhere alive more than ever.

Reese Bennett- I was never that fond of Angie ever since I realized that she hates my boyfriend.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, I know she is very much alive.

Reese Bennett- Okay then, I'm gonna go now.

(Reese leaves the mansion.)

Scene 3- The Springs Prison



(Penelope and Reese walk in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- What the heck are we doing in this rat hole?

Reese Bennett- We're here to see Angie's parents.

Penelope Ann Huff- Why do you wanna see Cindy and Fred?

Reese Bennett- Because I want them to keep Angie out of Mack's life permanently. I am sick of Mack wasting every second of his life on that piece of trash.

Penelope Ann Huff- Since when do you not like Angie?

Reese Bennett- Ever since I found out she hates my boyfriend.

Penelope Ann Huff- I hate your boyfriend too. I also hate you.

Reese Bennett- Then why are you here?

Penelope Ann Huff- Because Veronica is out of town and I have nothing better to do.

Prison Guard- Penelope Ann Huff and Reese Bennett here to see Cindy and Fred Page.

(Penelope and Reese sit down at a table and Cindy and Fred do the same.)

Fred Page- What do you want, Huff?

Penelope Ann Huff- Don't ask me, ask the girl next me. Her name is Reese and she is dating your daughter's boyfriend's half brother.

Cindy Page- Alright Angie's boyfriend's half brother's girlfriend named Reese. What do you want?

Reese Bennett- First of all, I don't think you know this but your daughter was swooped away in the tornado.

Cindy/Fred- WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Fred Page- Is my daughter dead?

Reese Bennett- I think.

Cindy Page- Is that the only reason why you're here?

Penelope Ann Huff- Nope.

Reese Bennett- We want you to force Mack to stop with all this nonsense in trying to find her. Just keep her out of his life. If she turns out alive, then still keep her out. Just get rid of her.

Penelope Ann Huff- What she said.

Fred Page- I'll you what, we get on parole in two days. If Angie turns out to be alive then we'll take her away.

Cindy Page- If she turns out be dead, then we'll file a restraining order against him and recommend him to some mental institution and have him put away until he gets her out of his mind.

Reese Bennett- Deal.

(Reese and Penelope start walking away.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Reese, why are you doing this?

Reese Bennett- Because I care about him and I think he has an obsession with this chick.

Scene 4- Hangout



(Trevor is at a table when Devon storms over.)

Devon Jonson- HEY MITCHEL!!! WE'RE NOT DONE TALKING!!!

Trevor Mitchel- What do you want Devon? All I did was hold your girlfriend's hand in the movie. So what.

Devon Jonson- Do you like her or something? Are you trying to steal her from me?

Trevor Mitchel- No.

Devon Jonson- Because if you are, then you're a scumbag. This is the first relationship I've ever been in that I wasn't nervous about. When I was with Lilly, we had fights all the time. I was nervous of when the time would come for her to dump me. When I was with Stephanie, we had our relationship a secret. I was worried about when she would dump me for never telling anyone about us. After I started dating Reese, I didn't have any fear anymore. I already screwed up two relationships in the past two years. I'm not ready to do it again. I also sorta screwed up their lives. Lilly's in prison and Stephanie has been married twice in the last three months.

Trevor Mitchel- I'm not trying to steal your girlfriend.

(Devon punches Trevor in the face.)

Devon Jonson- Don't ever go near Reese again. If you do, then I will literally kill you. You got that.

Trevor Mitchel- Uhhhhh-

rDevon Jonson- Good.

(Devon storms away.)

Scene 5- Hangout



(Mack is looking at a bunch of maps and charts when Chloe and Craig walk up.)

Chloe Jones- Oh Mack, don't tell me you're still trying to find her.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie is alive, I know she is.

Chloe Jones- No she isn't. She got swooped away by a tornado and was killed. Tell him Craig.

Craig Gomez- Did she have her cell phone with her?

Mack/Chloe- What?

Craig Gomez- Did she have her cell phone with her?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I, I, I guess.

Craig Gomez- Well, there's an app that can track down the persons phone. Do you know her password?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah.

(Craig takes out an iPad and Mack types in the password. It shows up the location of Angie's phone which is most likely where Angie is.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- It says she's all the way in Transylvania.

Chloe Jones- She's probably dead.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Quit saying that.

Chloe Jones- I'm just stating the cold hard facts.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, I'm going to Transylvania.

Chloe Jones- I'll go too. Only because I wanna prove a point.

Craig Gomez- I might as well go. Without Chloe, I have nothing to do.

(Penelope and Reese run over.)

Reese Bennett- You're going to look for Angie.

Penelope Ann Huff- Count us in.

(Reese and Penelope give an evil smile to one another without anyone else noticing.)

Scene 6- A Restaurant in Transylvania



(Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Reese, and Craig walk into a restaurant which is closing up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie are you here?

Chloe Jones- Angie.

Reese Bennett- Where are you Angie.

Chloe Jones- Mack, I told you she was dead.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh shut up Chloe, we all said that.

Craig Gomez- You two need to stop fighting.

(Angie walks out from the kitchen.)

Angie Page- Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie.

(Mack and Angie hug each other and then kissed.)

Angie Page- How did you find me?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I tracked you down through your phone.

Angie Page- Oh my god, that's great-

(Angie then saw Craig. A smile came across her face.)

Angie Page- Craig, Craig Gomez. Is that really you?

Craig Gomez- Um, yeah, do I... Oh my god, Angie Page, from eighth grade. My girlfriend Angie Page.

Mack/Chloe- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.... WHOA!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- You two use to date.

Angie Page- Oh yeah, back in eighth grade.

Chloe Jones- Angie, you son of a-

(Loud music turns on to block out the bad words Angie was about to say.)

Angie Page- Oh my god Chloe, it was three years ago. None of us knew each other.

Chloe Jones- Do you still like him?

Angie Page- No.

(Mack pushes Craig against the wall.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Treat Chloe well and leave Angie alone.

(Craig looks at Angie.)

Craig Gomez- I've never stopped loving you, Angie Page.

Chloe Jones- CRAIG, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Craig Gomez- Chloe, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that.

(Mack slams Craig against the wall even harder.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't ever come near Angie, Chloe, or me ever again.

(Mack pushes Craig to the ground. Mack, Angie, and Chloe leave the restaurant. Penelope and Reese run to Craig.)

Penelope Ann Huff- OMG.

Reese Bennett- Are you alright?

(Mack yells for Penelope and Reese to leave.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- PENELOPE, REESE, LET'S GO!!!

(Penelope and Reese leave the restaurant.)

Scene 7- Boys Mansion



(Trevor was doing homework when Devon walks in with cupcakes.)

Devon Jonson- Hey Trevor, I feel like I was being a little harsh yesterday. So I bought you these cupcakes.

Trevor Mitchel- Thanks Devon.

(Trevor took one bite of it and screamed.)

Trevor Mitchel- THESE ARE SUPER SPICY!!!

Devon Jonson- NOW QUIT FLIRTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!

Guest Starring-

Cindy Page
Craig Gomez
Fred Page
Larry Martinez
Reese Bennett

Co-Starring-

Prison Guard

Absent-

Veronica

The Return of a Friend, and the Beginning of a New Relationship

Starring- Mack Dylan Cooper
Penelope Ann Huff
Devon Jonson
Chloe Jones
Veronica
And- Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Mansion Neighborhood



(After the tornado has passed, it had destroyed everything. Hurricane Mike had destroyed most of the mansions and buildings. Penelope and Chloe come out of the crawl space to see that rest of Penelope's new mansion is destroyed.)

Penelope Ann Huff- OH MY GOD!!! MY MANSION IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!

Chloe Jones- Everything will be alright. You can stay with me and Angie.

Penelope Ann Huff- OH LORD, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TOP ME!?!?

(Mack, Devon, Trevor, Veronica, and Trevor come out of the boys mansion.)

Devon Jonson- A few windows were shattered.

Trevor Mitchel- We lost the roof.

Chloe Jones- Where's Angie?

Mack Dylan Cooper- She went to see how bad the tornado was. The tornado swooped right out the storm shelter and took her away.

Penelope/Chloe- Oh my god.

Penelope Ann Huff- Does this mean that there is a chance for us?

(Everyone glares at Penelope.)

Penelope Ann Huff- What, I just figured that I would be his second choice.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Not even if you were the last person on earth.

Penelope Ann Huff- Don't make me mad, I just lost my brand new house to that stupid tornado.

Veronica- Does this mean I can't move in with you?

Penelope Ann Huff- Yes, you dimwit.

Reese Bennett- I thought we were all gonna die.

Veronica- We know. You wouldn't shut up. You were insane after Angie was swooped away.

Reese Bennett- Shut up.

Scene 2- The Ocean shore



(An ocean wave swoops against the shore. During the second wave, a huge thing is rushed up. It was Portland Madison's body. Larry is walking along and he sees it.)

Larry Martinez- OH MY GOD!!! IT'S PORTLAND MADISON!!!! I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE!!!

(Larry takes out his phone and texts Mack, Penelope, and Devon who rush right over.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh my God.

Devon Jonson- It's really her.

Penelope Ann Huff- She's still wearing the top I let her borrow before she was electrocuted with the hot air balloon. I don't think I want that back now.

(Mack, Devon, and Larry glared at her.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Trevor's only sixteen and he already has a dead girlfriend.

Devon Jonson- What should we say?

Larry Martinez- Maybe we should wait for the right time. After all, she's only been dead for three months.

Penelope Ann Huff- You guys are a couple of wimps. Just rip the bandage off. I'll tell him right now.

Devon Jonson- Easy for you to say, you're a cold blooded monster.

Penelope Ann Huff- You realize I take that as a complement right?

Devon Jonson- Right.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, I don't know about you, but I'm calling Trevor right now.

(Penelope took out her phone but Mack grabbed it and threw it in the ocean.)

Penelope Ann Huff- What the heck are you doing?

Mack Dylan Cooper- We aren't telling Trevor about this just yet. We should at least get this body to a hospital or something.

Devon Jonson- I think Mack is right. Portland was Trevor's girlfriend for crying out loud. They never had a fight. They were the perfect couple.

Larry Martinez- That is, until she was shocked by lighting and killed in a ballooning accident.

(Everyone glares at Larry.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I think everyone gets that you buck tooth elf.

Scene 3- The Pier



(Chloe was drinking a smoothie when an Italian boy named Craig walked up.)

Craig Gomez- Hi, I'm Craig Gomez. I'm a foreign exchange student from the Blings.

Chloe Jones- Hi, I'm Chloe, Chloe Jones. Within six months, I've ruined two of my best relationships so I don't think I'm right for you.

Craig Gomez- I don't really care how many relationships you've screwed up. I just know that there is something about you that I like.

Chloe Jones- Oh, to tell you the truth, I feel the same way.

Craig Gomez- Then how about we call this our first date.

Chloe Jones- It can't be a date unless we share a smoothie.

Craig Gomez- Then give me a straw and call ourselves a couple.

(Chloe gives Craig a straw and they both share a smoothie.)

Scene 4- A Hospital



(Portland's body is laying in a hospital bed while Trevor is staring at her. Mack and Devon are with him.)

Trevor Mitchel- I can't believe they found her.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Larry found her at the shore of the beach. We think the tornado blew her here.

Devon Jonson- We're sorry about your girlfriend.

Trevor Mitchel- We never told anyone this. You have to promise not to get angry.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What did you do?

Trevor Mitchel- Portland was not only my girlfriend. But she was also my wife.

Mack/Devon- WHAT!!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- Is that even legal?

Trevor Mitchel- When I went with Portland to New Jersey to meet her family, me and Portland got married. It is all legal. Both of our parents agreed and signed the papers. She is my wife. We were married for four months until her death.

Devon Jonson- Trevor, you are a complete idiot. You didn't know the girl for even six months. Plus, the girl is dead now.

Mack Dylan Cooper- How could you marry her like that? When you marry that young, you know something will happen. You're just lucky it wasn't divorce.

Devon Jonson- Yeah, don't forget about Stephanie's first husband.

Trevor Mitchel- Me and Portland would've never broken up.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Are blind or something? Have you seen all the drama going on. It was me and Chloe, then me and Angie, and Chloe and Lucas. Then there was Devon and Lilly and then Devon and Stephanie. Now it's Devon and Reese.

Devon Jonson- Relationships crash and burn on this island.

Trevor Mitchel- Well me and Portland lasted. We were just torn apart.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe and Lucas were torn apart too. When Lucas moved to Japan, that was it for them. Me and Angie were torn apart, she was sucked away in a tornado.

Trevor Mitchel- Well, I at least want a decent funeral for my wife.

(Mack and Devon roll their eyes.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, but you're paying.

Trevor Mitchel- I'm gonna call Jo and Cortland and rest of her family.

(Trevor gets out his phone and starts calling people.)

Scene 5- Girls Mansion



(Chloe is on the couch watching TV when Penelope comes in with tons of suitcases.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Okay, this is everything. This is all the stuff I own that survived the tornado.

Chloe Jones- I didn't really think you had anytime to get anything save since I chased you into your mansion and fought you for my underground train ticket which you lost in the tornado.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah well, any apologizes I said were fake. I only said them because I didn't think we would survive the tornado. In reality, I hate your guts.

Chloe Jones- Good to know. I hate you too.

(Penelope and Chloe both give each other fake smiles and then rolled their eyes.)

Scene 6- Airport



(Trevor was waiting at a gate when Cortland and Jo got off a plane.)

Jo Martinez- Hi Trevor.

Cortland Madison- I can't believe they actually found your wife's body.

Trevor Mitchel- I know. It just washed up to shore last week.

Jo Martinez- It was bad enough you saw her get electrocuted by the lighting. Now you get to see what's left of her lying there dead.

Trevor Mitchel- She was also wearing one of Penelope's shirts.

(Jo and Cortland start laughing.)

Cortland Madison- So when is the funeral?

Trevor Mitchel- This Saturday.

Jo Martinez- I just can't believe she's gone. The last time I saw her was during Christmas when I came up to the Springs. Now all I have is her.

(Jo points at Cortland.)

Cortland Madison- Excuse me, but I payed for your flight up here.

Jo Martinez- Yeah, you put me in coach. I had a middle seat between a sweaty fat guy and a booger eating seven year old.

Trevor Mitchel- That sucks.

Jo Martinez- I know.

Scene 7- Boys Mansion



(Mack is looking at a map and is thinking when Devon walks in.)

Devon Jonson- What the heck are you doing?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm trying to determine where the tornado swooped Angie.

Devon Jonson- Oh please, she's probably dead.

Mack Dylan Cooper- She is not dead you moron. She is out there somewhere. She is alive and trying to find her way back here.

Devon Jonson- Whatever you say.

(Devon is about to leave when Stephanie runs.)

Stephanie Taylor- Hey, hey, I'm back.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Please tell me you're still married.

Stephanie Taylor- Relax, I am. I can even prove it.

(Stephanie yells out the front door.)

Stephanie Taylor- RYAN, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!!!

(Ryan walks in.)

Stephanie Taylor- I told you we were still together. Plus, I'm pregnant.

Devon Jonson- You are not.

Ryan Taylor- Yes she is. This is her ninth week.

Stephanie Taylor- If it's a girl, we're naming it Kayla.

Ryan Taylor- And if it's a boy then we're naming it Doug.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie, you'll be twenty five when this thing starts kindergarten. That's the age most mothers have kids.

Stephanie Taylor- So, I'll be ahead five years. What's the big deal?

Devon Jonson- I'm just saying, you never went to college, plus you don't even have a high school diploma.

Stephanie Taylor- You see Devon, this is exactly why I dumped you. You are this manipulative control freak.

Devon Jonson- I thought you only dumped me because I announced in front of the whole school that I was embarrassed to be with you.

Stephanie Taylor- Yeah, well, just shut up.

Ryan Taylor- You see that boys, this is my sweet and loving wife.

Stephanie Taylor- You need to shut up as well.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Why are you even here Stephanie?

Stephanie Taylor- I'm here for Portland's funeral. Don't forget, I was her best friend out of all of you.

Scene 8- The Funeral



(Everyone took their seats and the priest stood.)

Priest- We are all gathered here today to witness the funeral of the beloved Portland Amber Mitchel, nee Madison. Our friend Portland has been gone for quite some months now. She was only found on the shore of the beach by a passing bystander.

Larry Martinez- Excuse me, but my name is Larry Martinez thank you very much. Portland Madison was also my cousin.

Clair Higginbottom- Sit down Larry.

Tim Bullet- Right now.

Priest- Anyway, the man who was married to Portland would like to share a few words about his wife.

(Trevor stands up at the alter.)

Trevor Mitchel- Hello friends and family. I would like to share a few words about my life with Portland. We had started dating at the beginning of our sophomore year in high school. We were probably the best couple at this place since all the others have ended in horrible ways. I had gone with Portland to New Jersey once. I was going to meet her parents. Next thing you know, they drag us down to a court house and have us married. It was the happiest day of our lives. We agreed not to tell anyone about our marriage until we were eighteen. Four months after our marriage, it was the one year anniversary of when we met. Penelope Ann Huff took us out on a hot air ballooning ride.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, this is not good.

(Penelope slouches down in her seat.)

Trevor Mitchel- Penelope had said there would be no rain or anything that day and that it would be super nice. WRONG!!! It starts pouring rain and Penelope still won't let us go down. It later starts thundering. Penelope tries to bring us down but it won't work. Penelope confesses about knowing it would rain and do all this. We decide that we should jump out of the balloon. Penelope goes first. Me and Portland planned to go at the same time. Right when we were jumping, lightning struck the balloon. I made it out but Portland didn't. If anyone is to blame for Portland's death, then it's Penelope Ann Huff.

(Everyone there glares at Penelope. She slouches further down in her seat. Portland's grandma, who was sitting behind Penelope took out her dentures and pinched Penelope is the neck with them.)

Penelope Ann Huff- OW!!! THE OLD BAT PINCHED ME!!!

(Portland's grandma grab her dentures back and puts them back her mouth before anyone notices.)

Portland's Grandma- I have no idea what you are talking about you piece of trash.

Trevor Mitchel- I believe that is all I have to say.

(Trevor steps down from the alter.)

Special Guest Starring-

Stephanie Taylor
Jo Martinez

Guest Starring-

Clair Higginbottom
Cortland Madison
Craig Gomez
Priest
Reese Bennett
Ryan Taylor
Tim Bullet

Co-Starring-

Portland's Grandma

Absent-

Angie Page

"Tornado"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

Penelope Ann Huff

Devon Jonson

Chloe Jones

Veronica

With: Angie Page

And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Boy's Mansion (Storm Shelter)

(Devon, Reese, Veronica, and Trevor are all hiding in a crawl space in the storm shelter while a tornado is destroying the Springs.)

Devon Jonson- I can't believe this is happening.

Reese Bennett- We're gonna die, we're gonna die.

Veronica- Oh shut up. Don't think like that.

Trevor Mitchel- We're all gonna be fine.

Reese Bennett- I can't believe it, it seemed like it was going to be the nicest day ever.

Scene 2- Boom Ba Boom (the night before)

(Mack and Penelope walk up to be greeted by Larry.)

Larry Martinez- Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you two a couple now?

Penelope Ann Huff- Yes we are.

Mack Dylan Cooper- No we are not. We are here to meet my parents and Penelope's parents. We are most certainly not a couple nor ever will be.

(Mack walks to his table.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Me and Mack are a couple and if you say otherwise I will throw your head into a wall.

(Penelope walks to her table.)

Larry Martinez- They are definitely not a couple.

(Mack and Penelope walk to their both which also has Alana, Mackenzie, Penny, and Roger sitting at it.)

Penelope Ann Huff- So we're late.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Just make sure it doesn't happen again.

Penelope Ann Huff- Whatever.

Penny Ann Huff- Okay Mr. and Mrs. Cooper, why are we here?

Roger Malone- Yeah, we had prepared a Caribbean cruise for the month.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- We hear that a hurricane is heading in the direction of the Springs.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- It could possibly be a tornado.

(Mack and Penelope spit out their drinks.)

Mack/Penelope- WHAT!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- When?

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Tomorrow.

Penny Ann Huff- We have to evacuate the island before it comes.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- That's the problem.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- There isn't enough time.

Roger Malone- Then we need to get out all the important people... Like us.

Penny Ann Huff- Even though I despise this man and filled for a divorce and he is forcing me to take a month long cruise with him, I think he has a point. Every man and/or woman for themselves.

Roger Malone- When did you file for a divorce?

Penny Ann Huff- Two days ago, you should get the divorce papers in the mail by the time we leave for the cruise.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Let's get back to the main subject. We need to get everyone off this island by tomorrow.

Penny Ann Huff- That's a bunch of crap. We don't have to get them off the island. They can hide in their storm shelters. Aren't that what their for.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Yes but-

Penny Ann Huff- But nothing. They will hide in their storm shelters and that's that.

(Penny and Roger walk away.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- These storm shelters better be trustworthy.

(Mack walks away.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Mack is such a sweet boyfriend.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Penelope, honey, you do realize that this isn't a real date. Mack is still with Angie.

Penelope Ann Huff- I give it a week tops till he breaks up with that scum.

(Penelope leaves.)

Alana Rivera-Cooper- I worry about that girl.

Scene 3- Girl's Mansion

(Chloe is watching TV when Angie and Veronica rush in.)

Angie Page- Have you seen the news?

Veronica- A tornado is heading for the Springs.

Chloe Jones- What?

Angie Page- I can't die. Me and Mack just got back together.

Veronica- This is to soon to die, Trevor still hasn't realized that I'm the one for him.

Chloe Jones- Get over him, he will never love you. Plus, Mr. and Mrs. Cooper will do something about this.

(Devon and Trevor run in.)

Devon Jonson- Mr. and Mrs. Cooper aren't doing a thing about the tornado.

Trevor Mitchel- Mack called, their gonna make everyone hide in their storm shelters.

Angie Page- What?

Veronica- They can't do this to us.

Devon Jonson- Apparently they can.

Trevor Mitchel- Penelope's parents are idiots.

(Devon gets a text message.)

Devon Jonson- Reese just texted me, the tornado just hit the Blings.

Angie Page- If my parents weren’t in prison then I'd be in trouble.

(Everyone looks at Angie.)

Devon Jonson- Your parents are whack-jobs.

Trevor Mitchel- If only they weren’t in prison, then they could be demolished.

Angie Page- Shut up.

Scene 4- Post Office

(Chloe was going through her mail when Penelope storms over.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Alright, hand it over.

Chloe Jones- What are you talking about.

Penelope Ann Huff- You know what I'm talking about you scumbag. You stole the deed to my new mansion.

Chloe Jones- You got your own mansion.

Penelope Ann Huff- Of course I did you moron. I can't stand living with you anymore.

Chloe Jones- Well I didn't steal your deed. Have your stuff out of the mansion by tonight. Goodbye.

(Chloe walks away.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I know you stole my deed Chloe Jones. I will get you for this.

(Penelope storms away.)

Scene 5- The Pier

(Devon and Reese are at a table looking at the stormy clouds when Principal Higginbottom rushes over.)

Clair Higginbottom- You two need to get out of here. We're packing up everything. We have to bring all the tables and chairs and benches inside from the pier before the tornado hits.

Devon Jonson- How much time do we have?

Clair Higginbottom- It just when through the Blings, it will be here in about twenty minutes.

Reese Bennett- Oh my god, we have no time.

Clair Higginbottom- You two need to get to the closest mansion. All the roads are closed. You'll have to run. Now hurry up, we don't have much time.

(Devon and Reese start running.)

Clair Higginbottom- These pour kids don't realize what's in store for them.

Scene 6- Boys Mansion

(Mack was watching the weather channel when Angie runs in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- The tornado is tearing through the west part of the island. Everyone has been told to get everything they cherish and put it in the storm shelters.

Angie Page- Can I hide here? I don't wanna be with Penelope or Chloe during a time that could kill me.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Sure, do you have everything?

Angie Page- I did it earlier.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Good.

(Larry runs in.)

Larry Martinez- The tornado just hit “Boom Ba Boom”. My restaurant is ruined.

Mack/Angie- Get out of here.

(Larry leaves.)

Scene 7- Outside Girls Mansion

(Penelope bangs on the door.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Open up Chloe, I know you're in there.

(There is no answer. A mail man walks up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey, hey, hey, what is that?

Mail Man- A package for Ms. Chloe Jones.

(Penelope looks up at the windows to make sure Chloe isn't watching.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I'm Ms. Chloe Jones.

Mail Man- Oh, then sign here.

(The mail man hands Penelope a clipboard to sign for the package. The mail man hands Penelope the package and walks away. Penelope opens the package to find train tickets.)

Penelope Ann Huff- That moron bought an underground train ticket to evacuate the island.

(Chloe looks out the window.)

Chloe Jones- Penelope, what the heck are you doing?

(Penelope runs for her mansion and Chloe runs after her. Chloe chases Penelope to the street when she stops her.)

Chloe Jones- Give me the package.

Penelope Ann Huff- No.

Chloe Jones- I will kill you.

Penelope Ann Huff- Switch the first class ticket in for two coach seats.

Chloe Jones- Never.

(Chloe chases Penelope until they both stop and stair at the sky. The tornado is in view.)

Penelope/Chloe- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Penelope and Chloe run into Penelope's new mansion.)

Scene 8- Penelope's Mansion

(Penelope and Chloe run in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I have a crawl space in the kitchen.

(Penelope and Chloe run to the kitchen and jump in the crawl space.)

Chloe Jones- Penelope, I know we never get along and that you hate me and all but, I'm sorry for whatever I've ever done to you.

(Penelope smacks Chloe in the face.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Don't talk like that. We're gonna be fine. Plus, even if we weren't, I would still never forgive you. Let's get one thing straight Chloe, I will never forgive you and I will never be your friend. I will hate your guts until the day you die. I will hate you into the after life. I will never like you. Not even if you saved my life. I will never be grateful to or for you. Now drop dead.

Chloe Jones- If we're being honest right now, then I have a few words for you. I have tried everything to make you happy. I do everything I can to get on your good side. Nothing seems to work. I don't even know what I did to make you hate me.

Penelope Ann Huff- I hate you because-

(The tornado blows a table from the pier into Penelope's window.)

Penelope/Chloe- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(Penelope and Chloe hug each other in fear.)

Scene 8- Boys Mansion (Storm Shelter)

(Devon, Reese, Veronica, and Trevor run in.)

Devon Jonson- We made it.

Reese Bennett- We're gonna die, we're gonna die.

Veronica- No we're not.

Trevor Mitchel- We might.

Reese Bennett- Oh sure, that makes me feel better.

(They hear the tornado smash the mansion.)

Devon/Veronica/Trevor/Reese- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mack and Angie come out from the dark.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- The mansion just got destroyed.

Angie Page- We've been watching security footage. I'm gonna see how bad this thing is.

(Angie opens up the shelter door to see how bad it is. The wind swoops Angie away.)

Angie Page- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- ANGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene 9- A View of the Tornado destroying the island

(The tornado rips through the island. It destroys must of the mansions and buildings. A tornado named Hurricane Mike might have been the worst tornado to ever strike an island.)

Guest Starring-

Alana Rivera-Cooper

Clair Higginbottom

Larry Martinez

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.

Penny Ann Huff

Reese Bennett

Roger Malone

Co-Starring-

Mail Man

"No Luck in Paris, Part 2"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

Penelope Ann Huff

Devon Jonson

Chloe Jones

With: Angie Page

And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- The Church in Paris

(Mack and Chloe are passing back and fourth waiting for Stephanie to arrive.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- What is taking her so long?

Chloe Jones- She needs to hurry up.

(Stephanie walks in.)

Stephanie Williams- What is so important that you had to keep me from egging my ex-fiance’s car?

Mack Dylan Cooper- You and Ryan need to get back together and get married.

Stephanie Williams- I'd marry a toothless, bald, eighty year old hobo before reconciling with Ryan.

Chloe Jones- Listen Stephanie, I don't give a crap about what want anymore. You are going to marry Ryan Taylor, become Mrs. Stephanie Taylor and you are gonna love it. Do you understand?

Stephanie Williams- I'm not marrying him.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh yes you are. We are going to his hotel and you will marry him at 11:15 AM.

Stephanie Williams- But-

Mack Dylan Cooper- No buts about it.

Chloe Jones- Lets go.

(Mack, Chloe, and Stephanie leave the church.)

Scene 2- Ryan’s Hotel Room

(Ryan is on the bed watching TV when Mack and Chloe walk in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Listen up Ryan, you are gonna marry Stephanie Williams and that is final.

Ryan Taylor- What if I don't want to?

Chloe Jones- Then you'll spend rest of your life chained at the bottom of the ocean.

Ryan Taylor- But-

Mack Dylan Cooper- Shut up Ryan, you don't get a vote here.

Chloe Jones- Now, here is your bride to be.

(Stephanie walks in.)

Stephanie Williams- Hello Ryan.

Ryan Taylor- Hell Stephanie.

(Stephanie breaks the compete silence.)

Stephanie Williams- Apologize to me you fool.

Ryan Taylor- Excuse me but-

(Mack makes a fist at him.)

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie I'm sorry, can you ever forgive me?

Stephanie Williams- Sure, what the heck. It's not like I'm getting any younger.

Ryan Taylor- You're nineteen.

Stephanie Williams- Whats your point?

Ryan Taylor- Never mind.

(Stephanie and Ryan kiss.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'll let everyone know that the wedding is back on.

Scene 3- The Wedding

(Everyone is taking their seats and everyone from the Springs is talking. Jo Martinez walks up.)

Jo Martinez- Hey strangers, long time no see.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh my gosh, Jo, you're here.

Jo Martinez- I know.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie invited you to the wedding.

Jo Martinez- Yeah, I got the invite. I hear that this is her second marriage. When was her first and how long was it?

Chloe Jones- She married J.D. Liz off of America's Top Ten Talent. They were married for two months. They got a divorce. J.D. lost everything to Stephanie. Now, two weeks later, Stephanie is getting remarried.

Jo Martinez- Wow, when was her first wedding?

Trevor Mitchel- We heard that she eloped.

Jo Martinez- Oh. That is just plain sad.

Devon Jonson- We know.

(The minister gets on the alter and announces for everyone to sit down.)

Minister- Everyone, please take your seats. We shall get this wedding started. Will the groom please come up?

(Ryan walks up to the alter.)

Minister- Will the best man and brides maids please come up?

(Vain and Vanessa walk on to the alter but there is not a best man.)

Vain Ecoasta- Ryan, didn't you get a best man?

Vanessa Ecoasta- Stephanie picked to brides maids and you couldn't get one best man?

Ryan Taylor- Um, do any of you gentleman want to be my best man?

(Stephanie rolls her eyes at the alters entrance. Stephanie's brother Ken stands up.)

Ken Ecoasta- I'll be your best man.

Ryan Taylor- You're all I got so what the heck.

(Ken walks up to the alter with Vain and Vanessa.)

Minister- Now that we got that covered, will the mother of the bride please share a few words before she gets married?

(Stephanie's mom Marissa walks up to the alter.)

Marissa Ecoasta- I would love to.

(Marissa clears her throat.)

Marissa Ecoasta- Throughout my life, I have been married nine times not including my childrens father or my six ex-fiance’s. I always hoped my daughters and son wouldn't make the same mistakes I have. But, my oldest daughter dropped out of high school three months ago and got married two months ago a day after her nineteenth birthday. She married a man named J.D. Liz. Two months after the wed. J.D. filed for divorce. That man lost everything. My daughter is more rich than the queen of England. Now, two weeks after her divorce, she is is remarrying to another man. And all I have to say for that is, don't screw this one up Stephanie. And for Ryan, if you have money or anything worth loosing, then get a pre-nup. Good day everyone.

(Marissa takes her seat.)

Minister- Well then, let's have a wedding. We shall have the bride walk down the isle.

(Music starts playing and Stephanie walks down the isle. Penelope and Chloe walk behind her holding her long veil.)

Penelope Ann Huff- You owe us Stephanie.

Chloe Jones- Big time.

Stephanie Williams- Oh quit your whining, it's my special day so deal with it. I'll do it for you when you two get married.

(They get to the end of the isle and Penelope and Chloe take their seats.)

Minister- We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of Ryan Jacob Taylor and Stephanie Brooklyn Williams. We shall bond these two. For rich or poor, for better or worse. In sickness and in heath, as long as they both shall live.

Stephanie Williams- Yeah, yeah, yeah, just get to the “I dos”.

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie, don't be like that.

Stephanie Williams- I'm sorry, but I've seen the speeches on soap operas. I know how it all goes.

Minister- Okay then, Ryan Jacob Taylor, do you take Stephanie Brooklyn Williams to be your wife?

Ryan Taylor- I do.

Minister- Stephanie Brooklyn Williams, do you take Ryan Jacob Taylor to be your-

Stephanie Williams- Lets cut to the chase, I do. Can I make out with my husband now?

Minister- Yes Mrs. Williams you-

Stephanie Taylor- Call me Mrs. Taylor. It's Stephanie Taylor now.

Minister- Whatever.

(The minister leaves the alter.)

Stephanie Taylor- Yay, I'm married again. I love you Ryan.

Ryan Taylor- I love you too. So what do you think about having kids?

(Stephanie's smile went to a frown.)

Stephanie Taylor- You can't be serious.

Ryan Taylor- I'm kidding.

Stephanie Taylor- Good, because if you were, I would have divorced your sorry butt.

(Ryan kisses Stephanie.)

Stephanie Taylor- Not till out honeymoon sweet cheeks.

(Stephanie and Ryan walk away from the alter and down the center of the chapel when J.D. Liz storms in.)

J.D. Liz- Stephanie, I want you back.

Stephanie Taylor- J.D.

(Stephanie walks over to him.)

Stephanie Taylor- What the heck are you doing here. I only got married less than five minutes ago.

J.D. Liz- I don't care. I want you to divorce this man and come back to me.

Stephanie Taylor- Are you out of your freaking mind? We haven't even honeymooned yet.

Ryan Taylor- Okay J.D., you got five seconds to leave this church before I knock the crap out of you. You chose to let her go, so that's your lost.

Stephanie Taylor- How did you even know about the wedding?

J.D. Liz- Devon called me. He told me how you're marrying this college graduate.

(Everyone looks at Devon.)

Stephanie Taylor- DEVON JONSON, YOU LOW LIFE SON OF A-

(Wedding music blocks out all the inappropriate swear words.)

Stephanie Taylor- YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A CHEEZY SKUMBAG WHO SHOULD ROT IN-

(Wedding music blocks out everything inappropriate she says.)

Stephanie Taylor- SECURITY, GET MY EX-HUSBAND OUT OF HERE!!!

Ryan Taylor- Hurry before the bride has a nervous breakdown even before we cut the cake.

(A security team gets J.D. Liz out of the church.)

Stephanie Taylor- I swear to God Devon Jonson, before we slice the wedding cake, I'm slicing you.

(Devon slouches down in his seat.)

Scene 4- The Dinning Room

(Everyone sits down at the table when Stephanie and Ryan walk up to the front.)

Stephanie Taylor- Okay everyone, it is time to slice the cake. I wanted to slice Devon first but Ryan wouldn't let me.

Devon Jonson- I was only trying to keep you from making another huge mistake.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh shut up Devon, you've caused enough trouble.

Stephanie Taylor- Devon, you're lucky I haven't pulled out the cake slicer. I would have messed you up.

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie, no threats at the wedding.

Stephanie Taylor- Fine.

Penelope Ann Huff- Why not? It's her special day, she should get what she wants.

Clair Higginbottom- Penelope, we don't want the bride to murder my boss's son.

Penelope Ann Huff- And I should care why?

Tim Bullet- Penelope, Stephanie is not gonna slice Devon.

Devon Jonson- At least someone cares about me.

Stephanie Taylor- Principal Higginbottom, Vice Principal Bullet, you guys don't have control over me anymore so I will slice Devon if I want.

Ryan Taylor- But you won't.

Stephanie Taylor- I know, I'm just saying I wanted to, then I could.

Chloe Jones- How about we just slice the cake.

Jo Martinez- Great idea, we can change the subject after we cut the cake.

Stephanie Taylor- Okay, lets cut this thing.

(Stephanie and Ryan are about to cut the cake. As soon as the knife touches the cake. The cake explodes and the whole room is a mess. Stephanie's eyes turn to Devon and she has an angry face.)

Stephanie Taylor- Devon, get out.

Devon Jonson- What do you mean?

Stephanie Taylor- GET OUT OF MY WEDDING RIGHT NOW!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!! YOU RUINED MY WEDDING!!! FIRST YOU CALLED IN MY EX-HUSBAND AND NOW YOU MAKE MY CAKE EXPLODE!!! YOU'RE A SICK FREAK!!!SECURITY, GET DEVON JONSON OUT OF HERE!!!

Devon Jonson- Stephanie, I am so sorry. I didn't realize how much of a mess it would cause.

(Stephanie's teeth start scratching and she starts shaking. She then starts destroying everything.)

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie, com down.

Stephanie Taylor- GET DEVON JOSNON OUT OF HERE BEFORE I LITERLY KILL HIM!!!

Ryan Taylor- Devon, I suggest you leave now.

Devon Jonson- OK.

(Devon runs out of the building.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm getting out of here.

Trevor Mitchel- Me too.

Angie Page- Lets go.

(Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Angie, Trevor, Clair Higginbottom and Tim Bullet run out of the building as well while Stephanie has a nervous breakdown.)

Scene 5- Hangout

(Mack is at a table and Angie walks up.)

Angie Page- Okay Mack, I'm here. What did you wanna talk about?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm willing to give you another chance on one condition.

Angie Page- Who said I wanted you back?

(Mack gives Angie the “I don't believe you” look.)

Angie Page- Okay, I admit it. I miss you.

Mack Dylan Cooper- If we get back together, then you have to let me and Chloe remain friends.

Angie Page- Deal.

(Mack and Angie make out.)

Special Guest Starring-

Stephanie Taylor

Jo Martinez

Vain Ecoasta

Vanessa Ecoasta

Ken Ecoasta

Guest Starring-

Clair Higginbottom

J.D. Liz

Marissa Ecoasta

Ryan Taylor

Tim Bullet

Co-Starring-

Minister

Absent-

Veronica