"A Mack Springs Christmas"

Scene 1- Hangout



(Mack and Angie are at a table when Chloe walks up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Speaking of the devil.

Chloe Jones- Oh shut up. Anyways, this Christmas will be the best. For one thing I won't be seeing you. Also I'm going back to Canada for a ski trip.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You know what my Christmas wish is?

Chloe Jones- What?

Mack Dylan Cooper- FOR YOU TO GET HIT BY A BUS YOU CHEATING SKUNKBAG!!!

Chloe Jones- Wow, it's Christmas Eve and you're still aggravating me. I have an 11:00 flight back to Canada so see ya.

(Chloe walks away.)

Angie Page- What did you ever see in her?

Mack Dylan Cooper- She was nice when we met. Oh, I called in for my private jet. The trip is all set. We'll be spending Christmas at my parents' snow lodge.

Angie Page- Perfect.

Scene 2- Girls Mansion



(Penelope was packing a suit case when a furious Stephanie came in with a magazine.)

Stephanie Williams- Penelope, have you seen the cover for this week's “Gabby's Gossip” magazine?

Penelope Ann Huff- No, why?

Stephanie Williams- The covers says “Penelope Escapes The Slammer Once Again”.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh that came out in Dominican Republic two weeks ago.

Stephanie Williams- Penelope, this is ruining my reputation. I got kicked out of the VIP at “Boom Ba Boom” and “Ba Boom Ba” because I'm one of your best friends.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah, I really don't care. Look, I'm kind of busy right now. I have to finish packing for Christmas. I'm visiting Jo.

Stephanie Williams- Why?

Penelope Ann Huff- Cause I was banned from the Dominican Republic and my parents are in the middle of a huge law suit. I need to be in Florida by 5:00.

(Chloe storms in and grabs a suit case from a closet.)

Chloe Jones- I really hate Mack right now.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh shut up, no one cares about your problems.

Stephanie Williams- Don't listen to her Chloe.

Chloe Jones- Well at least I'll be in Canada and far, far away from Penelope.

Stephanie Williams- Don't forget Mack.

Chloe Jones- He'll be spending Christmas with Angie at his parents Christmas lodge.

Stephanie Williams- Oh, well I'm going on a tropical cruise in the Caribbeans. I hate winter. Devon's suppose to pick me up in ten minutes to drive me to the airport.

Penelope Ann Huff- Why, all of a sudden, do you show so much interest in him?

Stephanie Williams- What are you talking about?

Chloe Jones- Well, for the past four months you and Devon have been spending a lot of time together.

Penelope Ann Huff- What, is he your secret boyfriend?

(Penelope and Chloe look at each other and begin laughing.)

Chloe Jones- Like that would ever happen.

Penelope Ann Huff- Stephanie and Devon wouldn't get together if the world depended on it.

(Penelope's phone rings and she answers it.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hello.

Jo Martinez- Hey girl.

(Penelope puts the phone on speaker.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Guys, it's an old friend.

Chloe Jones- Jo, hey.

Jo Martinez- Hey Chloe, how's the old McChloe doing? I can't believe I missed the one year mark.

Stephanie Williams- Jo, do you even check your Face Book page anymore?

Penelope Ann Huff- McChloe ended like a month after you left and now they hate each other.

Jo Martinez- Oh, so Chloe, is Mack single now?

Chloe Jones- No, a month ago he began dating a girl Angie Page and I began dating a boy Lucas at the beginning of the year.

Jo Martinez- Well, don't tell me anyone replaced me.

Penelope Ann Huff- Believe me Jo, no one could replace you. But someone new took your room.

Stephanie Williams- Some chick named Portland Madison.

Jo Martinez- Is her middle name Amber?

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah.

Jo Martinez- That's my cousin. It's my Aunt's daughter. I'm gonna snap that girl like a twig at the next family reunion.

Penelope Ann Huff- Jo, I gotta go. I need to finish packing and I need to change my phone for the trip.

Jo Martinez- K. Tell Mack, Larry, and the others I say hi.

Penelope Ann Huff- K, bye.

Jo Martinez- Bye.

(Penelope and Jo hang up.)

Chloe Jones- OK guys, I'm leaving now. See you in two weeks. By the way, I hope you guys all have transportation to the airport and stuff because I'm taking Penelope's convertible.

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey, I never said you could use my car-

Chloe Jones- See ya.

(Chloe grabs the keys and her suitcase and leaves.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I am so spray painting her room and everything she owns.

(Portland and Trevor walk in.)

Portland Madison- Hey Penelope, I hope you realize Chloe just drove off in your car.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah, I know.

Stephanie Williams- Is Jo Martinez your cousin?

Portland Madison- Yeah, why?

Penelope Ann Huff- Just a heads up. She's gonna kill you at the next family reunion.

Portland Madison- Yeah, she sucks. She tries but never succeeds.

Trevor Mitchel- OK Portland, get your bags. The limo is right outside. A whole Christmas at the beach down in South America. By the way, the snow is coming down hard. We need to hurry up.

(Portland grabs her suitcase and Trevor and her leave when Devon rushes in.)

Devon Jonson- Come on Stephanie before I leave you behind.

Stephanie Williams- I'm coming. Now quit nagging me.

Devon Jonson- See ya.

Stephanie Williams- Fine, fine, I'm coming. I was still getting my makeup kit in order.

Devon Jonson- Just throw everything all in. Let's move, let's move.

Stephanie Williams- Alright, already.

(Stephanie grabs her suitcase and makeup kit and Devon tries opening the door.)

Devon Jonson- It won't budge.

Stephanie Williams- What?

Penelope Ann Huff- You've gotta be kidding me. Let me through.

(Penelope tries opening the door but it was stuck. Penelope looks out the window.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I see the problem. The weather is so cold that it iced the door and windows. We're trapped.

Stephanie Williams- Please tell me you have a wall phone?

Devon Jonson- What is this? 2001-2010?

Penelope Ann Huff- No one has wall phones anymore except the elderly and the hippies.

Devon Jonson- Plus, the snow cut out all cell signal.

Stephanie Williams- So we're stuck here.

Penelope Ann Huff- Wait, if we're stuck then that means I'll miss my flight to Florida and I won't see Jo. YOU GOTTA GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GO INSANE!!!

Scene 3- The Springs Airport



(Chloe walks up to the ticket agent.)

Chloe Jones- Hi, I'm Chloe Jones, I have a one way ticket to Vancouver, Canada.

Ticket Agent- Oh I'm sorry but all flights have been canceled due to the horrible snow storm.

Chloe Jones- What? You have got to be kidding me. Are you saying I won't make it to Vancouver in time for Christmas? Look, I need to get away from my snobby mansion-mate Penelope and my ex-boyfriend Mack. I just have to.

Ticket Agent- Well, just have a seat and I'll see what I can do.

(Chloe takes her suitcase and sits next to a guy holding a newspaper. When he puts it down it's Lucas.)

Lucas- Chloe?

Chloe Jones- Oh crap. This is just great. I try getting away from my ex-boyfriend and then I run into my most recent ex-boyfriend.

Lucas- What are you doing here?

Chloe Jones- I was planning on flying to Canada for Hanukah.

Lucas- Chloe, I've been meaning to talk to you. I think we should get back together.

(Chloe stares at him with a shocked look.)

Scene 4- A Private Airport



(Mack and Angie walk into a private airport.)

Angie Page- Whoa, this is so cool.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I know. This is where people go when they have their own jet or plane or helicopter. We'll be taking my jet. All I have to do is sign us in and we're good to go.

(Mack and Angie walk to a check in table where they are greeted by Bertha.)

Bertha Scar- What do you two think you're doing?
Mack Dylan Cooper- We're checking in. I'm flying to my Christmas lodge with Angie.

Angie Page- Now scurry along back to your mansion.

Bertha Scar- Principal Higginbottom hired me to work up here. And due to this snow storm no one is leaving.

Mack/Angie- WHAT?!?!?!

Bertha Scar- You heard me. You can talk to my co-worker person.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine.

(Lilly comes out of an office.)

Lilly- What it is the stinkin' problem?

Mack Dylan Cooper- You've gotta be kidding me. Lilly works here.

Lilly- Oh look, Mack and Angie wanted to go on their special Christmas vacation. Well tough luck.

Angie Page- You're just trying to ruin our vacation, aren't you? You don't really care about the weather.

Lilly- Oh you know me so well.

Scene 5- A Beach in South America



(Portland is tanning outside while Trevor gets her a drink. When he gets her a drink, a girl walks up to him.)

Gabriela- Oh hi, I'm Gabriela. You are cute.

(When Portland hears that she marches right over.)

Trevor Mitchel- Yeah, I'm sorry, but I have a girlfriend.

Gabriela- Well I don't see her.

(Portland walks up behind her.)

Portland Madison- Turn around.

(Gabriela turns around.)

Portland Madison- Now you do.

Gabriela- Oh, is it behind the ugly and annoying girl?

Portland Madison- You do not wanna go there.

Gabriela- I think I just did.

Portland Madison- Oh really?

Gabriela- Really.

Portland Madison- Fine.

(Portland takes the smoothie from Trevor and pores it on Gabriela.)

Portland Madison- Oops, sorry.

Trevor Mitchel- Um, Portland.

Portland Madison- Trevor, we're leaving.

Trevor Mitchel- OK, OK.

(Portland takes Trevor by the arm and they leave.)

Scene 6- Girls Mansion



(Devon and Stephanie are trying to keep warm with a fire while Penelope is trying to bust open the door.)

Devon Jonson- Penelope, calm down and enjoy the fire.

Penelope Ann Huff- NEVER!!! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I BUST THIS DOOR OPEN TO FREEDOM!!!

Stephanie Williams- Penelope, you're going insane.

Penelope Ann Huff- What makes you think that?

(Penelope's eye starts twitching and her teeth start scratching.)

Stephanie Williams- Devon, maybe we should go upstairs.

Devon Jonson- Yeah, let's go.

(When Devon and Stephanie start walking upstairs Penelope grabs a stick and lights a match on it. Then she quickly runs to the door and sets it on fire.)

Devon Jonson- Penelope, what are you doing?

Penelope Ann Huff- FREEDOM!!!

(Penelope runs out of the mansion and Devon and Stephanie rush behind her. The whole mansion comes crashing down.)

Stephanie Williams- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Scene 7- A Private Airport



(Mack, Angie, Bertha, and Lilly are all fighting.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, that is it. I give up. I'm just gonna go back to the mansion and spend Christmas here.

Lilly- So does that mean I ruined your Christmas?

Angie Page- Yes, yes, you did. Good job, Merry Christmas, or Hanukah, or Kwanza or whatever you celebrate.

Mack Dylan Cooper- See ya.

(Mack and Angie leave.)

Bertha Scar- Lilly, I hope you realize that we're stuck here too.

Lilly- Crap, you're right. Let's just go back to the mansion.

(Lilly and Bertha leave.)

Scene 8- The Springs Airport



(Chloe gets up and Lucas follows her.)

Lucas- Come on Chloe, let's get back together.

Chloe Jones- Lucas, you broke up with me.

Lucas- I know and it was a big mistake.

Chloe Jones- I might consider it but first tell me why you came crawling back on your knees.

Lucas- First of all, that's not what happened.

Chloe Jones- Look, if you want me back then that's the story were going with.

Lucas- So does that mean...

Chloe Jones- Maybe.

(Lucas crosses his arms and looks at her.)

Chloe Jones- OK yes, we're back together. Now let's go back to the mansions.

(Chloe and Lucas leave the airport.)

Scene 9- Hangout



(Portland and Trevor walk up to a table.)

Trevor Mitchel- Thank you so much for getting us kicked out.

Portland Madison- Hey, I didn't know Gabriela was the Ambassador's daughter.

Trevor Mitchel- Smooth move. Now we're stuck here for Christmas.

Portland Madison- Hey, I said I was sorry.

(Penelope, Devon, and Stephanie walk up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- You guys are stuck here too?

Trevor Mitchel- Portland got us kicked out of SOUTH AMERICA!!!

Devon Jonson- Well, Portland, your mansion burned down due to Penelope going insane.

Portland Madison- WHAT!!!

Stephanie Williams- Penelope, Devon, and I got stuck after the ice froze the mansion. We started a fire in the fireplace. Penelope lit a match on a stick and threw it at the door.

Portland Madison- I'm going to kill you Penelope Ann Huff and Chloe will too when she finds out.

(Chloe and Lucas walk up.)

Chloe Jones- Why will I kill Penelope?

Stephanie Williams- Because she burned down the mansion.

Chloe Jones- I would kill her right now but I won't because me and Lucas got back together.

Penelope Ann Huff- So you're not gonna kill me?

Chloe Jones- Oh I will, just not right now.

(Mack and Angie walk up.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh my gosh, none of us made it off this island.

Angie Page- This is the worst Christmas ever.

Chloe Jones- Tell me about it.

(Jo walks up.)

Jo Martinez- Yeah, tell us.

Penelope Ann Huff- Jo, you're here.

(Everyone hugs her.)

Jo Martinez- After Penelope never showed up at the airport I knew it had to be a snow storm so I flew right on up. First Class of course.

(Angie walks up to Jo.)

Angie Page- Hi Jo, I'm Angie, Mack's new girlfriend.

Jo Martinez- Mack, I can see why you picked her over Chloe.

Chloe Jones- Don't make me kill you too.

Portland Madison- Oh look, cousin Jo. You still think you're all that.

Jo Martinez- Oh, are you challenging me to an ice-skating competition?

Portland Madison- Bring it on.

(Jo grabs a pair of ice skates from her bag.)

Jo Martinez- I came prepared.

(Jo and Portland rush to an ice rink and begin ice skating. Lilly and Bertha walk up.)

Lilly- Wait, I didn't ruin your Christmas, did I?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Nope.

Angie Page- We're perfectly fine.

Chloe Jones- Plus we have Jo.

Lilly- Errr, Bertha let's go.

(Bertha is talking to Mack.)

Bertha Scar- Are you guys gonna have Eggnog?

Trevor Mitchel- Yeah, why?

Bertha Scar- Lilly, I think I'll stay.

Lilly- Errrr!!!

(Lilly storms off.)

Lilly- Worst Christmas ever.

Mack, Penelope, Devon, Chloe, Stephanie, Jo, Angie, Portland, Trevor, Bertha, Lucas- BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!

Special Guest Starring-

Jo Martinez

Guest Starring-

Bertha Scar
Gabriela
Lilly
Lucas

Co-Starring-

Ticket Agent

"A Penelope's Carol"

Scene 1- Hangout



(Mack and Portland are standing at a stand with Lucas, Devon, Trevor, and Stephanie in line behind them.)

Stephanie Williams- OK, remind me again why we're in line for this.

Devon Jonson- Because we're donating all of our old junk to an orphanage.

Lucas- Plus, Stephanie, you have a lot of old junk.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Okay, everyone we'll take your donations now.

(Penelope walks up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh please, don't tell me you're actually making donations. You should just burn all your junk.

Portland Madison- Penelope, some people actually need your junk.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, I love watching people struggle.

Mack Dylan Cooper- So are you saying you're not donating anything?

Penelope Ann Huff- That is so correct.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Then go, leave, Bon voyage.

Penelope Ann Huff- Fine.

(Penelope walks away.)

Trevor Mitchel- That goth chick is so self centered.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I know.

Scene 2- Girls Mansion



(Devon and Stephanie were making out when Stephanie stopped.)

Devon Jonson- Why'd you stop?

Stephanie Williams- Well, it's Christmas eve so I thought we should exchange presents now.

(Stephanie takes out an iPad.)

Devon Jonson- Whoa, Stephanie, I love it.

(Stephanie gets a text from Penelope.)

Stephanie Williams- Well, I gotta go. You can give me my present tonight. I'll see you later.

(Stephanie leaves and Trevor walks in.)

Stephanie Williams- Move, loser.

(Stephanie closes the door.)

Devon Jonson- Trevor, I'm in trouble.

Trevor Mitchel- Wow, that's a shock.

Devon Jonson- Look, my girlfriend got me this new iPad for Christmas and I don't know what to get her.

Trevor Mitchel- Wow, why would a girl get you something? Lilly never got you anything.

Devon Jonson- Errrr.

Scene 3- The Mall



(Stephanie and Portland were walking.)

Stephanie Williams- So what did Trevor get you for Christmas?

Portland Madison- He bought me a limo and chauffeur.

Stephanie Williams- I bet my boyfriend bought me something great.

Portland Madison- Probably.

(When Stephanie and Portland walk away you can see Devon in a plant with binoculars.)

Devon Jonson- Okay, so Trevor got Portland a limo. I have to beat that.

(Devon leaves.)

Scene 4- The Pier



(Mack was walking when Lucas ran up.)

Lucas- Hey Mack, I have a question.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What?

Lucas- What do you think Chloe wants for Christmas?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, Chloe doesn't celebrate Christmas. She celebrates Hanukkah. She's Jewish.

Lucas- Oh. Well, what are you getting her for Hanukkah?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh please, I'm not wasting any money on that two timing weasel.

Lucas- Oh, then you're no help.

(Lucas walks away and Penelope walks up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh hey, Ebeneezer Scrooge.

Penelope Ann Huff- Don't tell me you're still on that. Look, I just wanted to say merry Christmas. Enjoy your holiday and I'll see you in the morning.

Mack Dylan Cooper- See ya.

(Mack and Penelope both leave.)

Scene 5- Girls Mansion: Penelope's Room



(Penelope is getting in bed.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I can't wait for tomorrow. It will be Christmas and my mom, her nineteen ex-husbands and Roger will load me in presents.

(Penelope turns off her light. Then at 12:00 she wakes up and is greeted by an angel.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey whats going on here, who are you?

Penelope (Past Christmas Angel)- I'm the angel of Christmas past and I'm here to change your selfish behavior.

Penelope Ann Huff- Um, no thanks.

Penelope (Past Christmas Angel)- Too late.

(The angel flashes her and Penelope six years back.)

Scene 6- A School hallway six years back



(No one can see Penelope and the angel but they're watching Penelope walk down the elementary school hallway with a bunch a girls laughing at her looking like a geek. Then Stephanie trips her and smashes her glasses with her high-heel.)

Young Stephanie Williams- Watch where you're going, geek.

(People start shoving Penelope (ten year old Penelope.)

Young Stephanie Williams- Have a horrible Christmas, loser.

(Stephanie and the other girls walk away. Then the next day on Christmas Stephanie comes up to Penelope and Penelope looks hot.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hello, Stephanie.

(Penelope takes her smoothie and dumps it on her.)

Young Penelope Ann Huff- Oh look, sorry. I tripped.

(Penelope then shoves a pie in her face.)

Young Stephanie Williams- Oh, you did not just do that.

Young Penelope Ann Huff- Wait, I'm not done yet.

(Penelope shoves a cherry on her nose.)

Young Penelope Ann Huff- Now I'm done.

Young Stephanie Williams- What, uh.

(Young Stephanie runs away in tears and Young Penelope begins laughing. The angel flashes Penelope back to her room.)

Scene 7- Girls Mansion: Penelope's Room



(Penelope is tossing and turning and then wakes up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Wow, that was the weirdest dream ever. I need some fresh air.

(When Penelope walks outside she is greeted by another angel.)

Penelope (Future Christmas Angel)- Hello Penelope. I'm your future Christmas angel.

Penelope Ann Huff- Don't tell me there's another one of you.

Penelope (Future Christmas Angel)- Let's go.

(The angel flashes out Penelope.)

Scene 8- An Old Mansion



(Penelope and the angel flash in but no one can see them. It's when Penelope is fifty six years old. She is all alone with no one.)

Old Penelope- No one called to wish me a merry Christmas. I'm gonna call Mack.

(The Old Penelope takes her phone and calls Mack but no one answers.)

Old Penelope- This is the fortieth year straight that he has ignored my phone calls.

(Old Penelope starts crying.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I can't believe it. This is awful. No one will like me.

Penelope (Future Christmas Angel)- It's true. AND it all started when you did what you did to Stephanie. The only way you can change this is if you change your cruel ways.

(The angel flashes Penelope back to her room.)

Scene 9- Hangout



(Stephanie walks up to Devon.)

Stephanie Williams- OK, why did I have to get here so fast?

Devon Jonson- Merry Christmas to you too. Here's your present. A red sports car.

(Devon points out a red sports car.)

Stephanie Williams- Wow Devon, I love it. And here's your other present. An island named Devon's Island.

(Stephanie points out a huge island that’s across from the Springs.)

Devon Jonson- WHAT!!!!

(Stephanie kisses him and Mack, Portland, Trevor and Lucas walk up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, it's official, we don't have enough donations for the orphans.

Portland Madison- Penelope couldn't make one stinkin' donation.

Trevor Mitchel- She's offal.

Lucas- I can't stand that girl.

(Penelope rushes over with a bunch of wrapped presents.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Does this make enough for the orphans.

Portland Madison- Y-Y- YES!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- Why the sudden change?

Stephanie Williams- Don't question it.

Devon Jonson- It's a Christmas miracle.

Penelope Ann Huff- Merry Christmas everyone.

Guest Starring-

Lucas
Penelope (Future Christmas Angel)
Penelope (Past Christmas Angel)
Old Penelope
Young Penelope
Young Stephanie

Absent-

Chloe Jones
Angie Page

"Coopers vs. Huffs"

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack was walking when he came to Penelope.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey Penelope, my parents' miners just struck gold. Me and my family are richer than ever.

Penelope Ann Huff- That isn't as nearly as good as what my mother and Roger did. Let's just say Hawaii is no longer part of the US. It's part of Pennyville.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Who's Penny?

Penelope Ann Huff- It's my mother. Penny Ann Huff.

(Penny walks up.)

Penny Ann Huff- Did someone say my name?

Penelope Ann Huff- Mom, what are you doing here?

Penny Ann Huff- I'm here to meet with Alana and Mackenzie. Yo, Roger get out here and hug your step daughter.

(Roger comes over with like a thousand of Penny's bags piled on his back.)

Roger Malone- Coming dear. Just let me put down these bags. Penelope, your mother really over packs.

(Penny slaps him.)

Penny Ann Huff- And who is this young man?

Penelope Ann Huff- This is Mack. He's one of my friends and he is also one of the sons of Alana and Mackenzie. Right now Devon is on a field trip to Alaska along with my friend Trevor Mitchel and Mack's ex-girlfriend slash my frenemy Chloe Jones.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, so now you admit you don't fully hate her anymore.

Penelope Ann Huff- Look, I gotta take my parents to their guest mansion.

(Penelope walks away with Penny and Roger.)

Scene 2- The Pier

(Stephanie and Portland sit down at a bench.)

Stephanie Williams- You know, I wonder what happened to Lilly. She hasn't been seen for two days.

Portland Madison- Yeah, she admitted she lied, kept her head down and left.

Stephanie Williams- I never thought that chick was right in the head.

(Larry walks over.)

Larry Martinez- Hi, um, Portland, do you want the job as new assistant manager of “Boom Ba Boom”?

Portland Madison- Uh, sure. Why me?

Larry Martinez- Cause you're hot. It will attract more customers.

Stephanie Williams- Wait, wait, wait. I applied for that job last year and I didn't get it. You said only people with blood of a Martinez could work there.

Larry Martinez- Yeah, well she never ruined the restaurant and beat me with wooden boards like you and Bertha did.

Stephanie Williams- But-

Larry Martinez- Zip it, Williams.

(Larry and Portland walk away.)

Scene 3- The Bluff

(Stephanie was looking over at the view when Lilly walks over)

Lilly- Hello Stephanie.

Stephanie Williams- Oh, Lilly, I thought you might have left.

Lilly- Well, I didn't.

Stephanie Williams- Well, thanks for taking back what you said at the dance.

Lilly- Oh, sure, you're welcome. Hey I have a question for you.

Stephanie Williams- Oh, what it it?

Lilly- Why do you like Devon?

Stephanie Williams- Well, he's nice. He wasn't like Mack or Trevor where they would always fight back at my comments. When Derek dumped me he actually comforted me.

Lilly- Well, it's just you two are two years apart and have nothing in common.

Stephanie Williams- Well, we must have something in common because during freshman year for the winter dance we had to take a survey that would match each other up. Well, I got matched with Devon. Back then I hated it but if it happened this year I would have loved it.

Lilly- Well, I just wanna say one thing: I may have felt guilty this time but this isn't over.

(Lilly leaves.)

Scene 4- The Council Room

(Alana and Mackenzie walk up to a long table that has Penny, Penelope and Roger. Then Mack walks in and Angie walks in wearing a red shiny dress.)

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Hello Penny, I don't believe I've met the husband.

Penny Ann Huff- This is Roger Malone, my twentieth husband. I've met Alana and Mack but who is this young lady?

Mack Dylan Cooper- This is Angie Page. She is my girlfriend.

Angie Page- Hi Penelope, hi Mr. and Mrs. Huff and Malone.

Penny Ann Huff- Well, let's get down to business shall we. Look, no one is buying our water anymore. Everyone is into this thing called “Lighzz ADE”.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Well, we can't control what people drink these days. We really want people to buy our product but people won't.

Penny Ann Huff- Look, we just bought Hawaii we don't need this.

Roger Malone- That's right we're done with this place.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Whoa, you can't just quit on us.

Penny Ann Huff- Watch us.

Penelope Ann Huff- Whoa, whoa, whoa, mom, what are you doing? I don't think this is the best idea.

Roger Malone- Penelope, this argument isn't between you and us. It's between your mother and I and Alana and Mackenzie.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Yeah, that goes for you and Angie as well.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Mom, Dad, just don't let them go.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- It's too late.

Penny Ann Huff- Big time. Let's go Penelope.

(Penny, Roger, and Penelope leave.)

Scene 5- The Pier

(Mack and Angie walk to a table.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I can't believe what happened with me and Penelope's parents last night.

Angie Page- I know. They just all of a sudden got in a fight and left.

(Stephanie rushes over.)

Stephanie Williams- Hide me.

Angie Page- From who?

Stephanie Williams- Lilly, she's out to get me.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Whoa, wait, what?

Angie Page- Why?

Stephanie Williams- Because she thinks I'm what made her feel guilty.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, I have bigger problems, my and Penelope's parents got into a fight and ended businesses together. Without their businesses The Springs will go in the toilet.

Angie Page- That's right. I was finally able to convince my parents to let me transfer here. If I have to come back then I won't be able show my face ever again.

Stephanie Williams- Man, you people bore me to death.

(Stephanie storms off Penelope rushes over.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Mack, we have a big problem. Me and your parents are beating each other up. Can you get your stinkin' parents to apologize.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey, your parents started it.

Penelope Ann Huff- Excuse me, but your parents are the ones who started it, not mine.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, so now your blaming my parents. Wow, let me think, yours were the ones that started fighting.

Penelope Ann Huff- I don't need this.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Neither do I.

(Mack and Penelope storm of in opposite directions.)

Angie Page- Now the right thing to do would probably be to say out of it. Then again the fun thing to do is fix it myself. I'm gonna need Portland.

(Angie walks away.)

Scene 6- “Boom Ba Boom”

(Larry and Portland were at the counter.)

Portland Madison- OK, so I'm suppose to say that I'm the new assistant manager and my name is Portland Madison.

Larry Martinez- No, you're suppose to say that your name is Portland Martinez.

Portland Madison- Um, OK.

Larry Martinez- Now get to work.

(Angie rushes in.)

Angie Page- Portland, I need your help.

Portland Madison- Why?

Angie Page- Because, Penelope and Mack and their parents got into a fight and stopped working together.

Portland Madison- So.

Angie Page- Well, without them working together then the Springs is over. And if the Springs is over then that means I have to go back to the Blings. If I have to go back then I'll never be able to show my face again.

Portland Madison- Fine, I'll help you but I don't get off work until 6.

Angie Page- Let me handle that.

(Angie walks over to Larry.)

Angie Page- Hi Larry, yeah, um, PORTLAND QUITS!!!

(Angie grabs Portland's arm and runs out of the building.)

Scene 7- Girls Mansion

(Angie, Mack, Alana and Mackenzie walk inside.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, Angie, can you tell us why we all had to come?

(Portland walks in with Penelope, Penny, and Roger.)

Penelope Ann Huff- YOU!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- YOU!!!

Penny Ann Huff- What's going on here?

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- I'd like to know the same.

(Everyone looks at Angie and Portland.)

Portland Madison- You guys need to make up.

Angie Page- For the good of the school. We put together this presentation video.

(Portland turns on a TV. It has Larry, Stephanie, Lilly and Bertha.)

Larry Martinez- I think that the Coopers and the Huffs should just make up.

Stephanie Williams- If they don't make up then who knows what would happen to this island.

Lilly- This island makes me feel at home. Without the Cooper's and the Huff's water business then this place would be history.

Bertha Scar- None of us want it to end. Please make up.

(Portland shuts of the TV.)

Angie Page- Don't you guys see how much this means to people everywhere.

Portland Madison- Please make up.

(Larry, Stephanie, Lilly and Bertha rush in.)

Everyone- Please.

Penny Ann Huff- Well.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- OK.

Lilly- Now there was something I meant to do.

Angie Page- Didn't you wanna kill Stephanie or some thing?

Lilly- That's right, STEPHANIE YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!

(Lilly begins chasing Stephanie.)

Guest Starring-

Alana Rivera-Cooper

Bertha Scar

Larry Martinez

Lilly

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.

Penny Ann Huff

Roger Malone

Absent-

Devon Jonson

Chloe Jones

Trevor Mitchel

"The Christmas Dance"

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack, Stephanie, and Devon were at a table when Penelope comes walking over with a flier.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I can't believe it. I hate these Christmas dances.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You just hate them because the last Christmas dance you hacked the survey and me and Chloe busted you.

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey it was Trevor's fault too.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, that was the only bad thing he ever did. You do bad stuff on a daily basis.

Devon Jonson- He's right Penelope.

Stephanie Williams- You do.

Penelope Ann Huff- Shut it, Williams. I can so be a nice person. You'll see you'll all see.

(Penelope walks away.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Who thinks she can do it.

Devon Jonson- Not me.

Stephanie Williams- Not me.

Scene 2- Boys Mansion

(Trevor was watching TV when Penelope stormed.)

Penelope Ann Huff- HELP ME BE NICE OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR GUTS!!!

Trevor Mitchel- Well for starters, don't threaten me.

Penelope Ann Huff- Just try to make me be nice.

Trevor Mitchel- This is gonna be hard.

Penelope Ann Huff- Errr.

Scene 3- The Pier

(Devon and Stephanie are walking when Lilly walks up.)

Lilly- Hey, Devon, um, do you maybe wanna go to the Christmas dance with me?

(Devon and Stephanie quickly exchange looks at each other.)

Devon Jonson- Um, why? You dumped me six months ago and I dumped you last month.

Lilly- Yeah, I know but maybe we could try it again with us.

Devon Jonson- No, no Lilly, I can't. I don't wanna go out with you anymore. You're just not worth it. I loved you once but that was while ago. I've moved on.

Lilly- But, I, you know what fine. That's just fine. Errr.

(Lilly storms off.)

Devon Jonson- Do you think she's on to us?

Stephanie Williams- I hope not. If she found out we're dating I don't know what would happen.

(Devon and Stephanie walk away when Lilly is seen behind a wall with a shocked face.)

Lilly- That explains everything. Oh this is gonna be good.

(Lilly gives an evil grin.)

Scene 4- Girls Mansion

(Devon and Stephanie were watching a movie when Devon puts his arm around her. Then Lilly rushes in.)

Lilly- AH-HA!!!

(Devon quickly takes his arm away.)

Devon Jonson- It's not what it looks like.

Lilly- I know you're dating Stephanie.

Stephanie Williams- Oh please, me and him aren't dating.

Lilly- Then why did Devon put his arm around you?

Devon Jonson- OK, fine, you win. Me and Stephanie have been secretly going out since August.

Lilly- I new there was something going on between you two. I knew something because you two use to hate each other and I mean hate each other.

Devon Jonson- Well, now you know.

Stephanie Williams- Are you gonna use that blabber mouth of yours and tell everyone?

Lilly- Well, I mean I should. But I won't... On one condition.

Devon Jonson- What?

Lilly- You have to be my date to the dance.

Devon/Stephanie- WHAT?!?!?!

Lilly- Well, it's not like you guys were planning on going together.

Devon Jonson- Well, fine, I'll do it.

Lilly- Yes.

Stephanie Williams- He can do it on one condition. He will not kiss you AND he will not dance with you.

Lilly- Fine, but he will stick around me and he'll talk to me.

Devon Jonson- I'll do that but that is it.

Lilly- Good.

(Lilly kisses him and leaves.)

Stephanie Williams- Did she just-

Devon Jonson- Yes, yes she did.

Scene 5- Hangout

(Mack and Trevor were at a table.)

Trevor Mitchel- So since Angie is out of town who are you taking the Christmas dance?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, I'm not taking anyone. Even if Angie was here I wouldn't take anyone. I just don't like those things.

(Penelope walks up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- OK, Trevor, so far I helped two old lady’s cross a street and I only screamed at them nine times.

Trevor Mitchel- Good for you Penelope. That's called progress.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Not really. That isn't really progress at all.

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey, I normally trip old lady's that walk across the street I think I am making pretty good progress thank you very much.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Whatever.

(Mack walks away.)

Scene 6- Girls Mansion

(Stephanie is sitting on the couch sad when Portland comes over.)

Portland Madison- OK, what's wrong?

Stephanie Williams- Well, I can't go to the dance because I have no date.

Portland Madison- So, a lot of people don't have dates.

Stephanie Williams- Yeah, all of the geeks and losers. Look, I'm just not going to go.

Portland Madison- Fine. Oh, I hear that Lilly is going with Devon. She told me that she's planning on getting back together with him. I do not know what she see's in him. I'll see you when I get back.

(Portland grabs her bag and leaves.)

Stephanie Williams- That little, I'm so killing Lilly.

(Stephanie rushes out the door.)

Scene 7- The Dance

(Lilly and Devon walk in with hooked arms.)

Lilly- So Devon, Doesn't this remind you of when we were together.

Devon Jonson- Um, sorta.

Lilly- OK, why don't you look happy?

Devon Jonson- Because if I had to come here I would've rather come with Stephanie.

Lilly- Well, how about we get some punch.

(Lilly takes Devon to the punch bowl. Then over by the door Mack, Portland, and Trevor.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I do not wanna be here.

Portland Madison- Too bad.

Trevor Mitchel- You had to come.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I hate school dances. I reminds me of times I was with Chloe. Those were dark times.

(Penelope walks in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey guys, I just walked past Larry and I only made him cry once. I believe that's progress.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Not really.

Portland Madison- Nada.

(Over at the punch bowl.)

Devon Jonson- This isn't making me any happier.

Lilly- OK, I can't take it anymore. I want you back.

Devon Jonson- WHAT!?!?!?

(Stephanie rushes in and over to Devon and Lilly.)

Stephanie Williams- Lilly, don't you dare ask him the question.

Lilly- Sorry but I already did.

Devon Jonson- Yeah, and I say no.

Lilly- Fine, have it your way.

(Lilly walks up to the stage a starts talking in the microphone.)

Lilly- Hello, everyone of this school. I have a big announcement to make.

Devon Jonson- She wouldn't.

Stephanie Williams- I think she might.

Lilly- Well, everyone here. I think you should know a very important thing. Devon Jonson and Stephanie Williams have been dating since the third day of school.

(Everyone gasps. Lilly gives Devon and Stephanie an evil grin and Devon and Stephanie rush out while Mack, Penelope, Portland and Trevor follow.)

Scene 8- Outside

(Mack, Penelope, Portland and Trevor catch up to Devon and Stephanie.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon.

Portland Madison- Stephanie.

Trevor Mitchel- Why didn't you ever tell us.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah why.

Devon Jonson- We didn't tell you guys because we knew his would happen.

Stephanie Williams- Something exactly like this.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, if you told everyone sooner then Lilly wouldn't be able to hold blackmail over you.

Portland Madison- You could trust me, Mack, and Trevor.

Penelope Ann Huff- You forgot me.

Portland Madison- No I didn't. I said that they could trust me, Mack, and Trevor. I meant what I said.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah, you're probably right.

(Lilly walks outside to Devon and Stephanie.)

Lilly- Guys, I'm sorry for lying.

Devon Jonson- What are you talking about?

Lilly (whispering)- Just play along.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Lilly, what do you mean by lie?

Lilly- I mean, I only said that to humiliate Devon because he wouldn't take me back.

Portland Madison- Well you didn't have to involve Stephanie. You could have said it was Devon and Bertha.

Trevor Mitchel- Look, guys, the point is Lilly needs to go back in there and confess the truth.

Lilly- I'm gonna.

(Mack, Penelope, Devon, Stephanie, Portland, Trevor and Lilly go

back inside.)

Scene 9- Back inside the Dance

(Lilly walks back up to the microphone.)

Lilly- OK, everyone. I know I just said something huge and it was a lie. Devon Jonson and Stephanie Williams aren't really dating. I only said it to humiliate Devon because he refused to take me back.

(Devon comes up to the stage.)

Devon Jonson- Lilly, you are a nice girl but I can't take you back. I'm sorry.

(Devon leaves the stage.)

Lilly- Well, goodnight everyone.

(Lilly leaves the stage and out the door with her head down. Devon

looks at the others.)

Guest Starring-

Lilly

Absent-

Chloe Jones

Angie Page