"The Sword of Mack"

Scene 1- Outside of the Gym

(Mack is standing outside waiting for Chloe when Trevor walks up.)

Trevor Mitchel- OK, Mack, everyone is still waiting inside. You need to hurry up.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Why should I. Chloe's not even here.

Trevor Mitchel- So? Me, Jo, Penelope, and Devon are here.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Look, you go back inside and finish the interview.

(Devon and Penelope walk out.)

Devon Jonson- Oh so you let Trevor finish the interview but not your own family blood.

Penelope Ann Huff- Don't listen to him. Do what you want. And by chance would that be to ask me out?

Mack Dylan Cooper- No, Penelope, I'm already dating Chloe.

(Trevor comes running back all beat up. Then a tall man in fencing gear walks over.)

Zach Dylan Cooper- Hello, Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Who are you?

Zach Dylan Cooper- That's classified. Just meet me at the Bluff in ten minutes or else.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Or else what?

(The man takes a video phone from his pocket and shows Chloe tied up to a bomb.

Zach Dylan Cooper- Meet me at the Bluff or your poor little Chloe will be bombed to smithereens.

Scene 2- The Bluff

(The tall man is waiting with his sword when Mack, Penelope and Trevor come over.)

Zach Dylan Cooper- You're late.

Mack Dylan Cooper- GOOD!!!

Zach Dylan Cooper- Shall we fight?

Mack Dylan Cooper- We shall.

(Mack and the man are fighting until the tall man knocks Mack's sword away and has him cornered. That's when Penelope grabs Mack's sword and throws it at the man's head which knocks off his helmet revealing his face: MACK'S LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER ZACH DYLAN COOPER!!!)

Mack Dylan Cooper- You're my twin brother h,h, how, what? OK, where's Chloe?

Zach Dylan Cooper- Somewhere you will never find her.

Penelope Ann Huff- She's tied behind this boulder.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe?

(Mack unties her.)

Chloe Jones- Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Look dude, whoever you are, you better leave.

Zach Dylan Cooper- Make me.

(Mack then runs, pushing Zach over which leads to a fight but finally Mack knocks Zach off over the rocks.)

Chloe Jones- Good job, Mack.

Trevor Mitchel- You rock.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, let's get out of here.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah.

(When Mack, Trevor, Chloe and Penelope walk off from behind the rocks Zach's hand lifts up and smacks the rock.)

Guest Starring

Zach Dylan Cooper

Absent

Stephanie Williams

Jo Martinez

Note

The cliff Zach was thrown off of was the same cliff Mack and Penelope fell off of in “Bottled Emotions”.

"It all comes down to this"

Scene 1- Principal Higginbottom's Office

(Mack and Devon walk in with Mr. Bullet behind them.)

Vice Principal Bullet- Mack, Devon, do you know why you're here?

Devon Jonson- No, why? Oh and if it had to do with the snapping turtle in the teachers' lounge toilet, that was all Penelope.

Vice Principal Bullet- I really don't know why you're here but...

(Mr. Bullet gets on the intercom.)

Vice Principal Bullet- Penelope Ann Huff to the principal's office, Penelope Ann Huff to the principal's office.

Clair Higginbottom- Look, Mack, Devon, you're not in any kind of trouble. Your father faxed me that, Mack, you will hold an interview with the W.O.T.Y. (Water of the Year) Foundation, where you talk about your new water H.2.WHOA.

Devon Jonson- What does this have to do with me?

Clair Higginbottom- You, my friend, will take his place if he gets injured or has other plans.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well when is it?

Clair Higginbottom- Tonight.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'll be there.

Clair Higginbottom- Good, it will take place in the gym.

Mack Dylan Cooper- See you tonight.

(Mack leaves the office and Penelope walks in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- What, I have to be at the spa by 4:00 PM.

Clair Higginbottom- Come with us to the special talking room.

Penelope Ann Huff- Whatever.

(Principal Higginbottom, Mr. Bullet, and Penelope walk out of the room but then Devon looks in a drawer and steals the phone number to the W.O.T.Y. Foundation.)

Devon Jonson- Get it.

(Devon leaves room.)

Scene 2- Hangout

(Chloe, Jo, Stephanie, and Trevor are at a table talking when Mack ran over.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- You guys. H.2.WHOA was the chosen water for the W.O.T.Y. Foundation, and I was chosen to host an interview with Mary Santiago tonight.

Chloe Jones- Great job.

Jo Martinez- Sweet.

Trevor Mitchel- You da man.

Stephanie Williams- I don't care.

Trevor Mitchel- WOW Stephanie, you're a downer on everything.

Stephanie Williams- Shut it.

Chloe Jones- You two stop fighting before I snap your wrists.

Mack Dylan Cooper- All of you be quiet. So you guys are coming, right?

All- Yeah.

(Devon runs over.)

Devon Jonson- Hey Mack, yeah the interview was canceled.

Mack Dylan Cooper- WHAT? WHY?

Devon Jonson- Something about Mary Santiago getting, um, oh, her foot stuck in a gator's mouth.

Mack Dylan Cooper- When did you find out about this?

Devon Jonson- Principal Higginbottom sent me a text about five minutes ago.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh that's fine, there will always be other years.

(Mack walks off then everyone stares at Devon.)

Devon Jonson- What?

Chloe Jones- That was a lie, wasn't it?

Devon Jonson- Maybe a little.

Trevor Mitchel- Dude, what did you do?

Stephanie Williams- Yeah, and whatever you did... I don't think I could ever be more proud.

(Chloe and Jo smack Stephanie.)

Jo Martinez- You know, if you keep this up, we'll stop being your friend.

(Stephanie throws a french fry at Jo.)

Chloe Jones- Girls, knock it off. Look Devon, you better fix this or else.

Devon Jonson- Or else what.

(Chloe looks at Jo.)

Jo Martinez- Do you want my big bat or THE REALLY BIG BAT?

Chloe Jones- Surprise me.

Scene 3- The Bluff

(Mack is looking at the beach when Chloe and Trevor come over.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey guys, how did you know I was here?

Trevor Mitchel- Where else would you be?

Mack Dylan Cooper- True.

Chloe Jones- Um, Mack, you know Mary Santiago’s foot never really was in a gator's mouth, right?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I know, Jo texted me ten minutes ago.

Chloe Jones- So now what?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, I had Principal Higginbottom reschedule the interview and now it is tomorrow night. Also I had V.I.P seating for Chloe Jones, Trevor Mitchel, Jo Martinez, and Penelope Ann Huff.

Trevor Mitchel- What about Devon?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh I got him a nice stool in the back row.

Trevor Mitchel- Sweet.

Scene 4- Boys' Mansion

(Mack is getting into his tux when Devon walks in.)

Devon Jonson- No hard feelings, right?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Look Devon, I'm busy right now but there will be revenge.

Devon Jonson- I wouldn't worry too much about revenge right now.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Why?

Devon Jonson- Oh, nothing, just plain old nothing.

(Devon backs out of the room smiling an evil glare.)

Scene 5- Gym

(Mack and Mary Santiago are sitting in chairs.)

Mary Santiago- So Mack, you will be inheriting all of the Cooper family money and businesses.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yep.

Mary Santiago- Well, is there anyone you would like to thank for being here?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yes. I would like to thank my best friend Trevor Mitchel, my two good friends Jo Martinez and Penelope Ann Huff, and finally I would like to thank...

(He looks at the V.I.P chair Chloe is suppose to be in to find no one.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I, I, I would like to... I gotta go.

(Mack leaves the gym and Trevor, Jo and Penelope follow.)

Trevor Mitchel- Dude, what are you doing? Get back in there.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Look, I just can't. Without Chloe in there I just can't.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well then, Mack Dylan Cooper you're making a terrible mistake.

(Penelope, Jo, and Trevor go back inside.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- CHLOE!!!

(There from behind the gym wall a tall man hits a sword to the ground.)

To be continued...

Guest Starring-

Clair Higginbottom

Mary Santiago

Vice Principal Bullet

"All's fair in the science fair"

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack and Chloe are looking at a poster.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Ah, the annual science fair.

Chloe Jones- Maybe we could be...

(Penelope barges in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Mack, me, you science partners let's go.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Penelope, I was gonna ask Chloe.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, well, I, I think she's busy.

Chloe Jones- No, I'm not. I was actually gonna ask Mack.

Penelope Ann Huff- Why can't you ever back me up on anything?

Chloe Jones- Cause it's fun.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Look Penelope, I'm working with Chloe.

Penelope Ann Huff- This isn't over Mack Dylan Cooper and Chloe Jones!

Scene 2- Girls Mansion

(Stephanie is watching TV and eating popcorn when Penelope storms in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- STEPHANIE!!!

Stephanie Williams- Ah, WHAT!!!

Penelope Ann Huff- What's your science grade?

Stephanie Williams- Nothing lower than an A-.

Penelope Ann Huff- How are you still here?

Stephanie Williams- Because I suck at everything else.

Penelope Ann Huff- Look, can you be my science fair partner?

Stephanie Williams- Why?

Penelope Ann Huff- Because I wanted Mack to be my partner, but he chose Chloe. I want revenge.

Stephanie Williams- OK, there's three problem with that. #1 I don't use science for evil. #2 I prefer Chloe than you. And #3 I got banned from the science fair over 4 years ago.

Penelope Ann Huff- Alright then, how about you just do the work, I take credit, and you can keep the trophy.

Stephanie Williams- Deal.

(They shake hands.)

Scene 3- Science Fair

(Penelope and Stephanie work on a huge contraption with a lot of cords on a table.)

Penelope Ann Huff- OK, so how does it work?

Stephanie Williams- Well, when you press the red button, a power source will suck in everything possibly destroying all of mankind.

Penelope Ann Huff- Cool.

Stephanie Williams- You don't know what I mean, do you?

Penelope Ann Huff- No. But it's worth a try.

(Principal Higginbottom and Vice Principal Bullet walk over.)

Clair Higginbottom- Stephanie, didn't we ban you from the science fair?

Stephanie Williams- Yes, but I'm here to help Penelope.

Vice Principal Bullet- Oh great. T he two biggest trouble makers of the island join forces to destroy the science fair. This should be good.

(Principal Higginbottom goes to the microphone.)

Clair Higginbottom- OK, the science fair has begun. We will start with Penelope Ann Huff and Stephanie Williams.

Stephanie Williams- As you see here, you will...

Clair Higginbottom- Wait a second. EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A SPECIAL SHEILD ON, THEN TAKE COVER!!! Continue.

Stephanie Williams- You will press this red button, a power source will turn on and suck in whatever you want.

(Penelope is about to turn it on when a cop runs in.)

Cop- STOP!!! DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!

Penelope Ann Huff- Why not?

Cop- Because that is illegal Japanese equipment that is not certified by the USA yet. Who does this belong to?

(Everyone points at Stephanie.)

Cop- How old are you?

Stephanie Williams- 15.

Chloe Jones- No you're not you're...

(Stephanie elbows her in the stomach.)

Cop- Well then by law I must let you off the hook, but Ms. Higginbottom and Mr. Bullet were gonna be asking you some questions. Let's go.

(The cop put them in handcuffs and took the machine and them to the car.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- So who won?

Stephanie Williams- I don't know. Maybe no one did.

Scene 4- Highway

(In the car the machine starts beeping then it explodes the whole car.)

Cop- Ah, man I just got leather seating.

Guest Starring

Cop

Principal Clair Higginbottom

Vice Principal Bullet

Absent

Devon Jonson

Jo Martinez

Trevor Mitchel

"Pluses and Minuses"

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack and Chloe are sitting on a bench.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, Chloe Jones, time to open report cards.

Chloe Jones- I know you got all A+'s.

Mack Dylan Cooper- So did you.

(Mack and Chloe open their report card. Mack smiles but Chloe frowns.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Sweet, all A+'s. Chloe what did you get?

Chloe Jones- I, I, I gotta go.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe, wait.

(Chloe runs to the Bluff and sits on some rocks. Then Penelope and Devon come over.)

Scene 2- Bluff

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, well, well for once miss down to earth chick is down.

Chloe Jones- What do you want?

Devon Jonson- Nothing. But we know you wanted something. We know you got a B- in Math. So we can help you.

Chloe Jones- What's in it for you?

Penelope Ann Huff- You will owe us.

Chloe Jones- Owe you what?

Devon Jonson- Something. Now cough up the card.

(Chloe gives Devon the report card and he puts white out on the B- and changes it to A+.)

Penelope Ann Huff- So now you owe us... BIG TIME!!!

(They leave.)

Chloe Jones- I owe them what?

Scene 3- Hangout

(Mack and Chloe are sitting at a table.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK Chloe, tonight I have reservations for that club Star Fire. After all, we've been dating for exactly six months. I thought we should have a perfect dinner.

(From behind the table in the bush Penelope and Devon peek out.)

Devon Jonson- I think we have are catch.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh yeah.

Scene 4- Girls Mansion, Chloe's Room

(Chloe was putting on make up when Penelope and Devon come in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hello Chloe Jones. Tonight is the catch.

Chloe Jones- What, no, I...

Devon Jonson- Here's what you do: you will act like a snob on your date. Then you will jump on a table and sing itsy-bitsy spider.

Penelope Ann Huff- And finally you will dump him.

Chloe Jones- WHAT, NO!!!

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh then we'll just turn you in.

Chloe Jones- Fine. I'll do it.

Scene 5- Star Fire

(Mack and Chloe sit at a table, and Penelope and Devon sit behind them.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- So what should we get?

Chloe Jones- BUY ME THE $500 LOBSTER!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- Excuse me?

Chloe Jones- YOU HEARD ME! NOW RUB MY FEET!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- No!

Chloe Jones- OK, Mack, look I'm sorry it's just I have to do this.

(Chloe gets on the table.)

Chloe Jones- You know what Penelope? I'm not gonna do it.

Penelope Ann Huff- Alright then I'll turn you in.

Chloe Jones- Fine. Then I'll tell Principal Higginbottom about all the stuff you've done.

Penelope Ann Huff- But, I, you, eeeerrrrr!!!

(Penelope storms out with Devon behind her.)

Chloe Jones- Mack, I'm sorry about...

Mack Dylan Cooper- It, it's OK. Let's just have our dinner.

Scene 6- Principal Higginbottom's office

(Mr. Bullet is talking to Penelope and Devon.)

Vice Principal Bullet- Dodge balls filled with jelly, painting Mr. Smith's car purple. You two are in so much trouble. You will have detention for the next three months.

Penelope/Devon- Oh, come on.

Guest Starring-

Vice Principle Bullet

Absent-

Stephanie Williams

Jo Martinez

Trevor Mitchel

"Homecoming"

Scene #1- Hangout

(Penelope is on a bench sobbing while Devon is looking at his laptop.)

Devon Jonson- Mack has been gone for exactly 29 days, and in 15 seconds the Springs will be mine.

Penelope Ann Huff- No.

Devon Jonson- In 5, 4, 3, 2-

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey guys, I'm back.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh Mack you're home.

(She hugs him.)

Devon Jonson- We thought you were lost forever.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon. I was at golf camp. Anyways where's Chloe?

Penelope Ann Huff- She's back at the mansion with Stephanie.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh great, my girlfriend is stuck with the wicked witch of the west.

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey, I think she might be warming up to you.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah sure we'll go with that.

Scene 2- Girls Mansion

(Chloe and Stephanie are sitting in the living room of the mansion talking.)

Chloe Jones- It can't be true.

Stephanie Williams- It is.

Chloe Jones- It's not possible.

Stephanie Williams- If you don't believe me, see for yourself.

(Stephanie takes her shoes off and puts her feet on the table. Her left foot is a size smaller than her right.)

Chloe Jones- Whoa how is that?

(Mack comes in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Knock, knock, knock.

Chloe Jones- Mack you're back. Devon said you were lost.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Has he said that to everyone?

Chloe Jones- Yeah, pretty much.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm gonna punch him in the neck.

Stephanie Williams- Oh why couldn't his facts be right?

(Stephanie picks up a dart and throws it at a Mack dart board.)

Chloe Jones- Stephanie, remind me again why you don't like Mack.

Stephanie Williams- Because just because his father owns the island he thinks he can get away with everything.

Chloe Jones- Look if you don't like Mack we will leave.

Stephanie Williams- Oh thank you. You're making ugly boy leave.

Scene 3- Hangout

(Trevor was sitting at a table looking sad, so Mack and Chloe sit down.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- What's wrong buddy?

Trevor Mitchel- Well everyone has a date to the Homecoming dance but me.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, no problem. Before I met Chloe I went out a lot. I could set you up with one. What do want? A bodacious brunette, tall blonde, or spunky red head.

(Chloe smacks Mack.)

Trevor Mitchel- I don't want to go with any one girl. I want to go with Bertha.

Chloe Jones- Why in the world would you wanna date Bertha?

Trevor Mitchel- Well, she's hot. Plus she could snap a wrist when she needs to.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well here's your chance. She's right over there.

Trevor Mitchel- OK, I'm doing it.

(Trevor gets up and walks to Bertha)

Trevor Mitchel- Hi Bertha.

Bertha Scar- WHAT!!!

Trevor Mitchel- Well I wanted to know if you wanted to go to Homecoming with me.

Bertha Scar- Heck no. Now leave.

Trevor Mitchel- OK, bye.

(Trevor walks back to Mack and Chloe.)

Trevor Mitchel- Well that didn't work. Maybe I should just...

(Trevor bumps into this girl and they fall over.)

Trevor Mitchel- I am so sorry.

Natalia Trunzo- It's OK. I'm Natalia Trunzo. I'm new here.

Trevor Mitchel- I'm Trevor Mitchel. I know this seems so sudden but would you by chance want to come to the homecoming dance with me.

Natalia Trunzo- Oh um sure. Well I gotta get to class. I'll see tonight.

(Natalia walks off.)

Chloe Jones- Wow you got a date.

Trevor Mitchel- I know. Well I gotta get ready.

Scene 4- Girls Mansion

(Chloe was in her fat puffy pink dress brushing her hair when Natalia came to the door.)

Natalia Trunzo- Nice dress.

Chloe Jones- Thanks I... Natalia what are you doing here?

Natalia Trunzo- I know you like Trevor.

Chloe Jones- What? I like Mack.

Natalia Trunzo- Look I've seen how you look at him. How you smile at him. My point being you're done hanging out with him.

Chloe Jones- Look Natalia Trunzo you... Wait a second Natalia Trunzo. Back from middle school.

Natalia Trunzo- Wow it took you that long to figure it out. Hi Chloe. Remember I'm back for revenge.

Chloe Jones- You little, I'm gonna...

Natalia Trunzo- See you at the dance.

(Natalia leaves.)

Scene 5- Homecoming Dance

(Mack and Devon are standing at the punch bowl when Chloe walks in.)

Chloe Jones- Hey Mack.

Devon Jonson- I'm leaving.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Man you look hot tonight.

Chloe Jones- Hey have you seen Trevor?

Mack Dylan Cooper- He's over there with Natalia. Why?

(Before Mack can finish his sentence Chloe is gone. She comes to a table.)

Chloe Jones- Hey Trevor can we talk?

Trevor Mitchel- I'm kinda busy.

(Chloe walks to a table where Stephanie is sitting.)

Chloe Jones- Hey Stephanie.

Stephanie Williams- Yeah.

Chloe Jones- Do you see that girl with Trevor?

Stephanie Williams- Yeah why?

Chloe Jones- Well that's Trevor's new girlfriend but she doesn't really like him because she's only trying to get revenge on me because she knows I can't stand it when my enemies date my friends. So I want you to help me expose her.

Stephanie Williams- Fine, I'll help but we need Devon.

(Devon walks by.)

Chloe Jones- Hey Devon do want to humiliate someone?

Devon Jonson- Sure, who?

Stephanie Williams- Natalia Trunzo. Trevor's new girlfriend. Just follow what we are doing.

(Mack comes over.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, Chloe why haven't you danced with me?

Chloe Jones- Because Trevor's date wants revenge on me from middle school and we need your help. Just go along with everything.

(Chloe and the gang go to the microphone.)

Chloe Jones- Everyone, I have an announcement to make that involves Trevor and Natalia. Look Trevor, Natalia doesn't really like you.

Trevor Mitchel- What?

Natalia Trunzo- What are you talking about? I thought you were our friend Chloe. But you lied to us. How could you do this to us?

Scene 6- Hangout

(The gang is at a table and Natalia comes over.)

Natalia Trunzo- Wow Chloe. You tried to ruin my plan but you failed.

(Trevor walks up but Natalia doesn't notice.)

Natalia Trunzo- Look at first I used Trevor but then I started to like him. So it's a win win.

Trevor Mitchel- Oh really.

Natalia Trunzo- Really. Wait a second. Oh no, Trevor's behind me. isn't he?

Chloe Jones- Yeah pretty much.

Natalia Trunzo- Look Trevor I...

Trevor Mitchel- We're through, Natalia. I'm sorry. Now leave.

Natalia Trunzo- Fine. But listen here Chloe Jones I will have my revenge, REVENGE!!!

Guest Starring-

Natalia Trunzo

Co-Starring-

Bertha Scar

Absent-

Jo Martinez