The Opening

Scene 1- The Springs School Entrance.

(Mack Dylan Cooper and Devon Jonson get out of the limo to go to a new private school on an island called “The Springs.”)

Devon Jonson- We're finally here. The coolest, awesomest island school in the world.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I know, this is great. Oh hey, remember when we were in France over the summer and we met Trevor?

Devon Jonson- Yeah, what about that loon?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, he's right behind you.

Devon Jonson- What!

Trevor Mitchel- You calling me a loon?

Devon Jonson- (Gulps)

Trevor Mitchel- Don't worry, I'll let you slide little man.

Mack Dylan Cooper- (Laughs)

Devon Jonson- I hate you.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Ditto now you just-

(Mack bumps into Penelope and they fall over.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I'm sorry. It was my fault.

Mack Dylan Cooper- No, it was mine. You just... Never mind.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah, well, bye.

Devon Jonson- Well, it looks like a hot girl fell for Mack.

Scene 2- Hangout.

(Stephanie Williams was handing out welcome back fliers when she came to Mack, Devon, and Trevor.)

Stephanie Williams- Oh, sorry, I don't give out fliers to newbies you losers.

Mack Dylan Cooper- That's some pretty mean talk coming from what a 30 year old?

Stephanie Williams- I'm 17 you ding dong.

Devon Jonson- Then what grade are you in?

Stephanie Williams- I'm a freshman for the third year in a row.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Wow. You must be dumb.

Stephanie Williams- Listen here freshman. I'm the richest student here and nobody is taking that away from me.

Trevor Mitchel- Oh yeah? Well, this is Mack.

Stephanie Williams- So.

Trevor Mitchel- As in Mack Dylan Cooper.

Stephanie Williams- Oh you mean the son of the guy who owns the island?

Devon Jonson- Yep.

Stephanie Williams- Well I don't care. It's not the 1700's no one follows the rules anymore only losers and old people. Plus weren't you talking to Penelope Ann Huff?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah, so?

Stephanie Williams- Yeah well she's a criminal.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Wow real mature. You know you are so jealous.

Stephanie Williams- No you're just a bunch of crazys.

Scene 3- Mansion Street.

(Mack was walking to his mansion when Jo came crashing by on her skateboard.)

Jo Martinez- WATCH OUT. AHH

(Jo crashed on Mack.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- You all right?

Jo Martinez- Yeah are you?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah.

Jo Martinez- I'm Jo, Jo Martinez.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm Mack, Mack Dylan Cooper. You look a little to young to be in high school. What are you 12, 13?

Jo Martinez- I'm 14. Everyone in my family looks younger than they are. My Aunt Betsy, she could pass for 25 if she got that hump removed.

Mack Dylan Cooper- (Laughs). You're funny. Well I gotta go. I'm trying to get the big bedroom before my friends.

Devon Jonson- MACK!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- I think they're coming.

Jo Martinez- Bye Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Later.

Scene 4- Girls Mansion.

(Penelope and Stephanie are on the ground fighting.)

Penelope Ann Huff- YOU TOLD HIM I WAS A CRIMINAL!!!

Stephanie Williams- I'm sorry.

Penelope Ann Huff- You moron. I'm gonna kill you.

Stephanie Williams- Wait, maybe he didn't hear me.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh well is he deaf?

Stephanie Williams- No.

Penelope Ann Huff- THEN HE HEARD YOU!!!

Stephanie Williams- Well I...

Penelope Ann Huff- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(Jo walks in.)

Jo Martinez- GUYS STOP FIGHTING!!!

Penelope/Stephanie- WHAT!!!

Jo Martinez- OK #1 Why are you fighting? #2 That top is ugly. And #3 just because you got here first doesn't mean you get the biggest room.

Penelope Ann Huff- Um OK that last one doesn't even matter.

Stephanie Williams- Who are you?

Jo Martinez- I'm Jo. I live here now.

Penelope Ann Huff- What, another mansion mate? It's bad enough I have to live with her. Now you, too?

Jo Martinez- Look, I wanted my own mansion so stay away from my stuff and keep out of my way.

Stephanie Williams- And if we don't?

Jo Martinez- Then bad things will happen. NOW MOVE!!!

Scene 5- Boys Mansion.

(Mack, Devon and Trevor walk inside.)

Trevor Mitchel- Whoa, this is so cool.

Devon Jonson- Cool, this is awesome.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I think I'm gonna cry.

Devon Jonson- Oh my God, and for the next 4 years this is all ours.

Trevor Mitchel- Good thing we don't have to share with some loser.

(Knock, knock, knock.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hello.

Josh Finklestein- Hello, I'm Josh Finklestein, and I live with you now.

Devon Jonson- Oh that's nice but I think you live far across the island.

Josh Finklestein- No it says right here in my pocket size Spring handbook that I live here.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well sorry but you see...

Devon Jonson- Finklestein, get out before I shove your head into the ground.

Josh Finklestein- Well I'm not leaving and I'm telling Principle Higginbottom on you.

Trevor Mitchel- Fine see what happens.

Scene 6- Principle Higginbottom's Office.

Clair Higginbottom- Well I don't understand the problem Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- The problem is this nerd is a buzz kill.

Clair Higginbottom- Maybe you just need to know him better.

Devon Jonson- I got this Mack. We don't want anything to do with him.

Josh Finklestein- Well too late. You have to do with me you spaz.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Do you like going to this school?

Josh Finklestein- Yeah.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Then if you call me a spaz again I'll have you herding goats with one phone call for the rest of your life.

Josh Finklestein- What are you talking about?

Clair Higginbottom- Um, well his father is Mackenzie Dylan Cooper, Sr., and he is Mackenzie Dylan Cooper, Jr.

Josh Finklestein- So, I don't care. You will never make me leave.

Devon Jonson- Will see about that.

Scene 7- Lunch

(Jo, Penelope, and Stephanie were eating lunch when Mack, Devon, and Trevor sat down).

Jo Martinez- Hey.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Sup.

Stephanie Williams- Oh why do I sit with you people?

(Stephanie walks off.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hi Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Um hey.

Devon Jonson- I need ketchup.

Trevor Mitchel- I need some.

Penelope Ann Huff- And me.

Devon Jonson- No and no get your own.

Penelope/Trevor- Fine.

Jo Martinez- So why so you look upset?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Because Principle Higginbottom is making this Finklestein guy live with us. He's a huge buzz kill.

Jo Martinez- Hey at least you don't have to live with Penelope and Stephanie. They are constantly fighting.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fighting as in punching and kicking or chasing and yelling?

Jo Martinez- In the middle.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh well I gotta get to class.

Jo Martinez- See ya.

(Mack and Jo walk off. Then Penelope, Devon, Trevor and Stephanie come back.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Where did they go?

Scene 8- Math Class

Josh Finklestein- So if x-48=100 then x equals...

(It gets quiet to the back row where Mack is sitting.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Operation get Josh expelled is in progress. Go Stephanie.

Stephanie Williams- YOU LIAR!!!

Josh Finklestein- What?

Mr. Smith- Stephanie Williams sit down now.

Stephanie Williams- SHUT UP!!! A month ago Josh told me he loved me. Then he leaves me at the beach. (Fake cries).

Mr. Smith- OK, OK, um, OK, you're expelled. Stephanie, will that make you happy?

Stephanie Williams- I guess.

Mr. Smith- Good now class is dismissed.

(Mr. Smith leaves class.)

Stephanie Williams- OK now where's my 100 bucks?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Here.

(Josh walks over.)

Josh Finklestein- I can't believe you people lied to get me expelled.

Jo Martinez- What are you talking about?

Bertha Scar- Hi I'm sorry to interrupt but Josh Finklestein, Principal Higginbottom wants you in her office immediately.

Josh Finklestein- Oh but I, well. Oh fiddlesticks.

Guest Starring

Josh Finklestein

Mr. Smith

Principal Clair Higginbottom

Co-Starring

Bertha Scar

Absent

Chloe Jones