“Vain at the Springs”

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack, Stephanie, and Jo are having lunch when Devon comes running over with a flier.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Devon, what's up?

Devon Jonson- The hot singer, dancer, director, actor, producer, and model Vain Ecoasta is here.

Jo Martinez- Whoa. Vain Ecoasta?

Devon Jonson- Yeah.

Stephanie Williams- I don't care.

Mack Dylan Cooper- How do you not care about Vain Ecoasta?

Stephanie Williams- Because the last time I saw Vain, she treated me like I was her toy.

Jo Martinez- What are you talking about?

Stephanie Williams- Vain Ecoasta is my little sister.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Then why don't you have the same last name?

Stephanie Williams- Because I came here to get away from her. I changed my last name as soon as I turned 15. I want nothing to do with that oversized baked potato.

(Vain comes over.)

Vain Ecoasta- (cheerfully) Stephanie.

Stephanie Williams- (cheerfully) Vain.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh my Gosh what has it been? Two years?

Stephanie Williams- Yep, two wonderful years away from you.

Vain Ecoasta- I'm ignoring that comment.

(Vain walks to Mack.)

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, is this your boyfriend?

(Mack and Stephanie both spit out their drinks.)

Mack Dylan Cooper/Stephanie Williams- BOYFRIEND!!!

Vain Ecoasta- Yeah, don't you have one?

Stephanie Williams- Oh, um, yeah.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, oh really. Who?

Stephanie Williams- Um, Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What?

(Stephanie elbows him in the stomach.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I mean, what? You haven't told her yet?

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, well Stephanie, I'll be back at your mansion.

Stephanie Williams- OK, I'll catch up to you later.

(Vain leaves.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie, what did you just do?

Stephanie Williams- Look, just play along for a week. Chloe is visiting her family back in Canada so nothing can go wrong.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, but if anything goes wrong, it's on your head.

Stephanie Williams- Good, fine, whatever. I've gotta get back to the mansion before Vain does anything.

(Stephanie walks off.)

Jo Martinez- You're really going to be Stephanie's fake boyfriend?

Devon Jonson- Yeah, when has she ever done anything for you?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, she did help us get rid of Josh Finklestein.

Jo Martinez- True, but she's still an idiot.

Devon Jonson- Yeah, don't you remember our first day?

(Flashback)

(Stephanie Williams was handing out welcome back fliers when she came to Mack, Devon, and Trevor.)

Stephanie Williams- Oh, sorry, I don't give out fliers to newbies, you losers.

Mack Dylan Cooper- That's some pretty mean talk coming from, what a 30 year old?

Stephanie Williams- I'm 17 you ding dong.

Devon Jonson- Then what grade are you in?

Stephanie Williams- I'm a freshman for the third year in a row.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Wow. You must be dumb.

Stephanie Williams- Listen here, freshman. I'm the richest student here, and nobody is taking that away from me.

Trevor Mitchel- Oh yeah? Well this is Mack.

Stephanie Williams- So?

Trevor Mitchel- As in Mack Dylan Cooper.

Stephanie Williams- Oh you mean the son of the guy who owns the island?

Devon Jonson- Yep.

Stephanie Williams- Well, I don't care. It's not the 1700's. No one follows the rules anymore, only losers and old people. Plus weren't you talking to Penelope Ann Huff?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah, so?

Stephanie Williams- Yeah well she's a criminal.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Wow, real mature. You know you are so jealous.

Stephanie Williams- No you're just a bunch of crazys.

(Flashback ends.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I know, maybe if I do this favor for her we can end our rivalry.

Jo Martinez- Fine, do it, but if Chloe finds out I'm not covering for you.

(Jo walks off.)

Devon Jonson- Ditto.

(Devon walks off.)

Scene 2- Girls Mansion

(Vain is unpacking when Jo walks in.)

Vain Ecoasta- Hi, um, Penelope, right?

Jo Martinez- No. I'm Jo. Penelope is the crazy red-headed chick who just got released from the “Coo-coo Hut”.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, then who's the brunette from Canada?

Jo Martinez- That's Chloe Jones. She's Mack's - never mind.

Vain Ecoasta- Mack's what?

Jo Martinez- Mack's ex-girlfriend, yeah. They really hate each other now.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, I hear you.

Jo Martinez- Good.

Scene 3- Bad Neighborhood

(Devon knocks on Bertha's door, and she opens it.)

Bertha Scar- WHAT DO YOU WANT DEVON? I'M MISSING MY SOAP OPERAS?!?!?

Devon Jonson- Look, I need your help.

Bertha Scar- With what?

Devon Jonson- Well, I kinda have this thing for Vain, and I wanted to know if you could help me get her.

Bertha Scar- Oh, well since you put it like that, NO!

(Bertha slams the door but quickly reopens it.)

Bertha Scar- Wait, who's Vain?

Devon Jonson- Stephanie's sister Vain Ecoasta.

Bertha Scar- As, in the Vain Ecoasta.

Devon Jonson- Correct.

Bertha Scar- Ha, ha, ha, wow, Devon, she is way too good for you. Ha, ha, ha.

(Bertha slams the door again.)

Devon Jonson- I'll show you Bertha. Vain will be mine.

Scene 4- Hangout

(Vain is sitting with boys when Devon tells them to go away.)

Vain Ecoasta- Wow, really, I was on a roll here.

Devon Jonson- Well, I'm sorry but to make up for it I'll be your personal assistant until you go home.

Vain Ecoasta- OK, fine. To start I need you to find some scoop on Mack and my sister.

Devon Jonson- Oh, alright.

(Devon runs off and Vain starts tanning.)

Vain Ecoasta- Ah.

Scene 5- The Club

(Mack and Stephanie are at a table.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie, why do I have to be with you right now?

Stephanie Williams- Just in case Vain comes.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Wow, she's not here, so I'm leaving.

Stephanie Williams- Wait.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, what now?

Stephanie Williams- Someone is in that bush.

(The bush moves again.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- It's just Devon. Devon what are you doing in there?

Devon Jonson- Uh, nothing.

Stephanie Williams- Oh, really?

Devon Jonson- OK, fine. I'm working for your sister, and she told me to spy on you and Mack to get some scoop on your relationship.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What? Devon, you know that me and Stephanie aren’t really dating.

Devon Jonson- Oh, right. I need to tell Vain.

(Devon is about to walk off when Stephanie trips him.)

Stephanie Williams- Listen here Devon, if you even think about telling Vain about this I will knock you into next Tuesday.

Devon Jonson- Oh, OK.

(Devon crawls off.)

Stephanie Williams- Yeah, you better run.

Scene 6- Girls Mansion

(Penelope is watching TV and eating grapes when Vain turns it off and takes the grapes.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Who are you and give me back grapes?

Vain Ecoasta- Don't you know who I am?

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, are you the new mansion maid?

Vain Ecoasta- No, I'm the hit singer, dancer, director, actor, producer, and model Vain Ecoasta A.K.A. Stephanie's fifteen year old sister.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, yeah your the “idiot kid”.

(Vain has an ugly face.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Sorry that's how Stephanie refers to you.

Vain Ecoasta- Ignoring yet another comment from that old bag. Oh, Penelope your good friends with Stephanie, right?

Penelope Ann Huff- Sometimes.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, then you know a lot about her boyfriend Mack.

Penelope Ann Huff- BOYFRIEND MACK!!!

Vain Ecoasta- Yeah, isn't she going out with Mack Dylan Cooper?

Penelope Ann Huff- No, Mack is going out with Chloe Jones.

Vain Ecoasta- I knew it was too good to be true. That little skunk-bag.

Scene 7- Hangout

(Mack, Stephanie and Jo are sitting at a table when Vain and Devon walk over.)

Vain Ecoasta- Well, well, well if it isn't the lying couple or should I say fake couple.

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, how did you find out?

Vain Ecoasta- Jo, the crazy red head who got locked up that one time.

Jo Martinez- You mean Penelope. I'm Jo, Jo Martinez a curly haired brunette.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh who cares? Man you people stress me out. Devon get me a latte.

Devon Jonson- OK.

Stephanie Williams- You know what? You can hold this against me all you want, but I don't care. I'm done with you. I'm no longer an Ecoasta and I'm not going back Vain.

Vain Ecoasta- Fine. Let's go Devon.

Devon Jonson- No.

Vain Ecoasta- Fine. I don't need you people. Oh, and Devon you can prank Principal Higginbottom without me.

Devon Jonson- OK, bye-bye.

(As soon as Vain walks off Devon brings over a catapult and launches a pie at Vain. It hits her in the head.)

Vain Ecoasta- You idiot, my lawyers will be in touch.

(Vain storms off mad.)

Guest Starring-

Bertha Scar

Vain Ecoasta

Absent-

Chloe Jones

Trevor Mitchel

"Penelope Rules"

Scene #1

(Mack and Jo are at a table having lunch when Chloe runs over.)

Chloe Jones- Guys, guys, guys, guys!!!

Jo Martinez- Whoa there Chloe.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah what's up?

Chloe Jones- Penelope is what's up.

Jo Martinez- What about Penelope? Didn't they have her arrested.

Chloe Jones- Yeah but today she's being released. She is gonna kill me.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey at least you don't have to put up with Devon.

(Penelope and Devon come up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hello Chloe Jones, we're back.

Chloe Jones/Mack Dylan Cooper/Jo Martinez- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Devon Jonson- Well that's not a nice way to greet your friends.

Jo Martinez- Look, Devon, we want no part of you.

Devon Jonson- Why don't you just admit you love me.

Jo Martinez- I'd rather drop dead.

Penelope Ann Huff- I wouldn't be talking. Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Penelope, Devon. why don't you just leave all of us alone?

Devon Jonson- Because we don't have to.

Chloe Jones- Well, we're leaving.

Scene 2- The Bluff

(Penelope and Devon are sitting on rocks.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I have had it with those bozos. It's time for revenge.

Devon Jonson- I've already started.

Penelope Ann Huff- With what?

(Devon snaps his fingers and Mack's parents come out in handcuffs.)

Devon Jonson- Penelope, I want you to meet my parents Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr. and my stepmother Alana Rivera-Cooper.

Penelope Ann Huff- Wow, they're ancient.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Shut up, you old bag.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- We have feelings too, you know.

Penelope Ann Huff- Um, Devon. Why would you kidnap your parents?

Devon Jonson- Because Mack would pay anything to get them back.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah but you have just kidnapped Chloe.

Devon Jonson- Yeah but he would know in an instant who captured her.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Devon Jonson you better let us go immediately.

Devon Jonson- Make me, grandpa.

Penelope Ann Huff- Look, you guys we're gonna let you go as soon as Mack and Chloe pay up.

(Devon brings Penelope away for a minute.)

Devon Jonson- Why should we let them go?

Penelope Ann Huff- Because I'm not risking not becoming Mrs. Mack Dylan Cooper.

Devon Jonson- Give it a break already. He hates you now.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, shut up and get on with the plan.

(Devon then takes a video phone out of his pocket and turns it on and talks into it.)

Devon Jonson- Well, well, well. Mack, Mack, Mack. I have a few people here for you.

(Devon moves the camera facing Mackenzie and Alana tied up.)

Devon Jonson- If you want them to be safe, then you will send us Chloe where we will have her executed. That is all now.

(Devon hits send and it goes to Mack.)

Scene 3- Hangout

(Mack is sitting with Chloe and Jo when he finishes watching the message.)

Jo Martinez- What are we gonna do?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I don't know. I care about Chloe and my parents.

Chloe Jones- Well, couldn't we disguise someone as me, sneak to the Bluff, get your parents and leave?

(Mack and Jo look at Chloe.)

Chloe Jones- What?

Mack Dylan Cooper- That's perfect.

Jo Martinez- Yeah but who's gonna be the fake Chloe?

(Mack and Chloe look at Jo.)

Jo Martinez- What? Me?No way, I-

Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't worry, my cousin Victoria is a Hollywood makeup and costume designer. With one phone call she'll be on her way.

Jo Martinez- I don't know.

Scene 4- Girls' Mansion

(Victoria has Jo facing the opposite direction and then turns her chair around. She looks exactly like Chloe.)

Victoria- Voila.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Whoa, look at her. What do you think Chloe?

Chloe Jones- I don't see it.

Jo Martinez- How? I look exactly like you.

Chloe Jones- Kinda, I guess.

Victoria- Hey, Mack who exactly has your parents held captive?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon and Penelope Ann Huff.

Victoria- Figures, well I gotta go. Nice meeting you guys.

(Victoria leaves the room.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, you two, let's go.

Scene 5- The Bluff

(Mack walks up to Penelope and Devon.)

Penelope Ann Huff- So you finally realize that Chloe isn't worth it.

Devon Jonson- Hand her over.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine. Chloe come here.

Chloe Jones (really Jo)- I would do anything to keep Mack and his family safe.

Penelope Ann Huff- Now let's go.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Wait.

Devon Jonson- WHAT!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- I want my parents.

Devon Jonson- Fine.

(Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr. and Alana Rivera-Cooper come out.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Mom, Dad.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Oh, Mack we're so sorry you had to give up Chloe.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't be.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Why?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Because that's Chloe.

(Mack points to Chloe from behind the rocks.)

Penelope Ann Huff- WHAT!!! Then who's that?

Chloe Jones- Get them Jo.

Penelope Ann Huff- What? Jo?

(Penelope turns around and she gets kicked in the head by Jo and knocked out.)

Scene 6- The Bluff Parking Lot

(Penelope is loaded onto a gurney and into an ambulance that says “The Springs Mental Institution”. Then it shows Principal Higginbottom talking to a cop.)

Clair Higginbottom- Officer, I had know idea that Penelope and Devon were planing this.

Cop- It's OK, Ms. Higginbottom.

Clair Higginbottom- Oh thank you, thank you so much.

Cop- Well, I must be going now.

(Principal Higginbottom walks up to Mack, Chloe, and Jo.)

Clair Higginbottom- What were you guys thinking putting your lives in danger like that?

Jo Martinez- We just tried to handle it.

(Alana and Mackenzie walk up.)

Alana Rivera-Cooper- It wasn't completely their fault.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Yeah, if you would have just kept Penelope and Devon locked up a little longer maybe Penelope wouldn't be out for revenge.

(Jo walks off.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey, what ever happened to Devon?

Chloe Jones- I don't know. After Jo knocked out Penelope, we lost him.

(Back from behind a wall Devon is shown running away in the darkness but little did he know Jo was watching him.)

Guest Starring-

Alana Rivera-Cooper

Clair Higginbottom

Cop

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.

Victoria

Absent-

Stephanie Williams

Trevor Mitchel

"Chloe Goes Missing"

Scene 1- The Bluff

(Devon walks over to the Bluff with a sack over his shoulder. He looks at a shadow-like figure.)

Penelope Ann Huff (Low Voice)- Do you have her?

Devon Jonson- Yes.

Penelope Ann Huff (Low Voice)- Then give her to me, you fool.

Devon Jonson- Welllllll, I don't really have her.

Penelope Ann Huff- WHAT? YOU BOZO! GET HER!!!

Scene 2- Hangout

(Chloe is sitting at a table when Mack sneaks up and scares her.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Guess who?

Chloe Jones- Um, is it Trevor?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh so you wanna date Trevor?

Chloe Jones- No, heck no.

(Trevor walks up.)

Trevor Mitchel- Hey, I have feelings, too, you know.

Mack Dylan Cooper- We were kidding.

(Devon comes over.)

Devon Jonson (baby voice)- Ah, wook wittle Mack and Chwoe are making kissy faces at each utter.

Chloe Jones- Look Devon, do you like that pretty face of yours?

Devon Jonson- Yeah, why?

Chloe Jones- Because it will be a hat if you don't shut up.

(Penelope comes up and pushes Chloe out of the way.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hi Mack, if you're not doing anything tonigh...

Mack Dylan Cooper- Look Penelope, I like you as a friend but nothing more.

Penelope Ann Huff- What if Chloe wasn't around?

Chloe Jones- Hurtful.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well maybe.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, interesting.

(Penelope rubs her hands together with an evil smile.)

Scene 3- Boys' Mansion

(Mack and Penelope are playing pool when Trevor and Devon rush in.)

Trevor Mitchel- Mack.

Devon Jonson- Penelope.

Devon Jonson/Trevor Mitchel- Chloe's gone.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What!!! How do you know?

Trevor Mitchel- Well, Devon and I were coming back here when we passed the boat dock. We saw some girl with long curly red hair.

Devon Jonson- It was hard to point out the image.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Say no more. We gotta find her.

Trevor Mitchel- How?

Mack Dylan Cooper- We'll take my private jet. Penelope, are you coming?

Penelope Ann Huff- No. I'm gonna, uh, read a book and, um, feed food to the elderly.

Mack Dylan Cooper- OOOOKKKK!

Scene 4- Mack's private jet

(Mack, Devon, and Trevor are sitting in seats on the jet.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- You know, Devon, we've always had are ups and downs but thanks for helping me find Chloe.

Devon Jonson- No problem.

(Trevor jumps out of his seat.)

Trevor Mitchel- FIRE, FIRE!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- Whoa! We have to jump. The parachutes are over there.

(Mack, Devon, and Trevor grab a parachute and jump from the plane. They fly down to a mountain that has a train going. They soon fall on it.)

Scene 5- The Train

(On the train they open a hatch that brings them to a diner car. It is deserted. Then the train shakes.)

Trevor Mitchel- Who's driving this thing?

Devon Jonson- I'll look for a conductor.

(As Devon walks around a tall man in his fortys comes in.)

Train Conductor- Hello Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- How do you know who I am?

Train Conductor- I know things Mack Dylan Cooper.

(The train conductor then rips off a mask revealing it to be PENELOPE!!!)

Mack Dylan Cooper/Trevor Mitchel- PENELOPE!!!

Penelope Ann Huff- Mack. This train isn't going anywhere.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What?

Penelope Ann Huff- Devon set you and Trevor up. It was a trick. Oh and I was the one who kidnapped Chloe. I did everything. I started the fire. I'm making the train drive off the side of the mountain. I-

Mack Dylan Cooper- Wait, what?

Penelope Ann Huff- You heard me. Look there's two parachutes: one for me and one for you.

Devon Jonson- What about me?

Penelope Ann Huff- Wow Devon, you're so stupid. I was only using you to lead Mack into the trap. I don't really care about you. So let's go Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You know what Penelope?

Penelope Ann Huff- What?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm not going anywhere.

Penelope Ann Huff- Fine, but I'm warning you. This is the biggest mistake of your life. Let's go Devon.

(Penelope and Devon jump out of the train.)

Trevor Mitchel- We gotta get out of here.

Mack Dylan Cooper- How?

Trevor Mitchel- We're gonna have to jump.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What? We-

Trevor Mitchel- We have no choice.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, on the count of three. One.

Trevor Mitchel- Two.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Three.

(Mack and Trevor push the door open and jump. They soon fall on The Springs beach. They then walk up to the water and see a canoe coming to shore. It has Chloe tied up with her mouth taped.)

Scene 6- The Beach

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe.

Trevor Mitchel- Chloe.

(Mack and Trevor get Chloe out of the canoe and untie her.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe, what happened?

Chloe Jones- It was Penelope. I was in my room when Penelope came in. She then knocked me out with a frying pan. When I woke up, I found myself tied up in a canoe in the middle of the ocean.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah well we tried finding you when we found out Penelope and Devon were deceiving us. Come on the school is down the street. Let's go.

Scene 7- Girls' Mansion

(Penelope and Devon are watching TV when someone knocks on the door. Penelope then answers it.)

Cop- Penelope Ann Huff and Devon Jonson you are under arrest.

(The cop puts them in handcuffs.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Arrested for what?

(Mack, Chloe, and Trevor come to the door.)

Chloe Jones- I'm back.

Penelope Ann Huff- You have no proof.

Cop- Actually we do. We have footage from the hidden camera on the boat dock. If you look very closely you can see your dark brown eyes. Now let's go.

Penelope Ann Huff- I will have my revenge, do you hear me? I will have revenge.

(The cop then walks Penelope and Devon to a cop car.)

Guest Starring-

Cop

Co-Starring-

Train Conductor (Penelope)

Absent-

Stephanie Williams

Jo Martinez