“Vain at the Springs”

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack, Stephanie, and Jo are having lunch when Devon comes running over with a flier.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Devon, what's up?

Devon Jonson- The hot singer, dancer, director, actor, producer, and model Vain Ecoasta is here.

Jo Martinez- Whoa. Vain Ecoasta?

Devon Jonson- Yeah.

Stephanie Williams- I don't care.

Mack Dylan Cooper- How do you not care about Vain Ecoasta?

Stephanie Williams- Because the last time I saw Vain, she treated me like I was her toy.

Jo Martinez- What are you talking about?

Stephanie Williams- Vain Ecoasta is my little sister.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Then why don't you have the same last name?

Stephanie Williams- Because I came here to get away from her. I changed my last name as soon as I turned 15. I want nothing to do with that oversized baked potato.

(Vain comes over.)

Vain Ecoasta- (cheerfully) Stephanie.

Stephanie Williams- (cheerfully) Vain.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh my Gosh what has it been? Two years?

Stephanie Williams- Yep, two wonderful years away from you.

Vain Ecoasta- I'm ignoring that comment.

(Vain walks to Mack.)

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, is this your boyfriend?

(Mack and Stephanie both spit out their drinks.)

Mack Dylan Cooper/Stephanie Williams- BOYFRIEND!!!

Vain Ecoasta- Yeah, don't you have one?

Stephanie Williams- Oh, um, yeah.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, oh really. Who?

Stephanie Williams- Um, Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What?

(Stephanie elbows him in the stomach.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I mean, what? You haven't told her yet?

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, well Stephanie, I'll be back at your mansion.

Stephanie Williams- OK, I'll catch up to you later.

(Vain leaves.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie, what did you just do?

Stephanie Williams- Look, just play along for a week. Chloe is visiting her family back in Canada so nothing can go wrong.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, but if anything goes wrong, it's on your head.

Stephanie Williams- Good, fine, whatever. I've gotta get back to the mansion before Vain does anything.

(Stephanie walks off.)

Jo Martinez- You're really going to be Stephanie's fake boyfriend?

Devon Jonson- Yeah, when has she ever done anything for you?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, she did help us get rid of Josh Finklestein.

Jo Martinez- True, but she's still an idiot.

Devon Jonson- Yeah, don't you remember our first day?

(Flashback)

(Stephanie Williams was handing out welcome back fliers when she came to Mack, Devon, and Trevor.)

Stephanie Williams- Oh, sorry, I don't give out fliers to newbies, you losers.

Mack Dylan Cooper- That's some pretty mean talk coming from, what a 30 year old?

Stephanie Williams- I'm 17 you ding dong.

Devon Jonson- Then what grade are you in?

Stephanie Williams- I'm a freshman for the third year in a row.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Wow. You must be dumb.

Stephanie Williams- Listen here, freshman. I'm the richest student here, and nobody is taking that away from me.

Trevor Mitchel- Oh yeah? Well this is Mack.

Stephanie Williams- So?

Trevor Mitchel- As in Mack Dylan Cooper.

Stephanie Williams- Oh you mean the son of the guy who owns the island?

Devon Jonson- Yep.

Stephanie Williams- Well, I don't care. It's not the 1700's. No one follows the rules anymore, only losers and old people. Plus weren't you talking to Penelope Ann Huff?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah, so?

Stephanie Williams- Yeah well she's a criminal.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Wow, real mature. You know you are so jealous.

Stephanie Williams- No you're just a bunch of crazys.

(Flashback ends.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I know, maybe if I do this favor for her we can end our rivalry.

Jo Martinez- Fine, do it, but if Chloe finds out I'm not covering for you.

(Jo walks off.)

Devon Jonson- Ditto.

(Devon walks off.)

Scene 2- Girls Mansion

(Vain is unpacking when Jo walks in.)

Vain Ecoasta- Hi, um, Penelope, right?

Jo Martinez- No. I'm Jo. Penelope is the crazy red-headed chick who just got released from the “Coo-coo Hut”.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, then who's the brunette from Canada?

Jo Martinez- That's Chloe Jones. She's Mack's - never mind.

Vain Ecoasta- Mack's what?

Jo Martinez- Mack's ex-girlfriend, yeah. They really hate each other now.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, I hear you.

Jo Martinez- Good.

Scene 3- Bad Neighborhood

(Devon knocks on Bertha's door, and she opens it.)

Bertha Scar- WHAT DO YOU WANT DEVON? I'M MISSING MY SOAP OPERAS?!?!?

Devon Jonson- Look, I need your help.

Bertha Scar- With what?

Devon Jonson- Well, I kinda have this thing for Vain, and I wanted to know if you could help me get her.

Bertha Scar- Oh, well since you put it like that, NO!

(Bertha slams the door but quickly reopens it.)

Bertha Scar- Wait, who's Vain?

Devon Jonson- Stephanie's sister Vain Ecoasta.

Bertha Scar- As, in the Vain Ecoasta.

Devon Jonson- Correct.

Bertha Scar- Ha, ha, ha, wow, Devon, she is way too good for you. Ha, ha, ha.

(Bertha slams the door again.)

Devon Jonson- I'll show you Bertha. Vain will be mine.

Scene 4- Hangout

(Vain is sitting with boys when Devon tells them to go away.)

Vain Ecoasta- Wow, really, I was on a roll here.

Devon Jonson- Well, I'm sorry but to make up for it I'll be your personal assistant until you go home.

Vain Ecoasta- OK, fine. To start I need you to find some scoop on Mack and my sister.

Devon Jonson- Oh, alright.

(Devon runs off and Vain starts tanning.)

Vain Ecoasta- Ah.

Scene 5- The Club

(Mack and Stephanie are at a table.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie, why do I have to be with you right now?

Stephanie Williams- Just in case Vain comes.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Wow, she's not here, so I'm leaving.

Stephanie Williams- Wait.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, what now?

Stephanie Williams- Someone is in that bush.

(The bush moves again.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- It's just Devon. Devon what are you doing in there?

Devon Jonson- Uh, nothing.

Stephanie Williams- Oh, really?

Devon Jonson- OK, fine. I'm working for your sister, and she told me to spy on you and Mack to get some scoop on your relationship.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What? Devon, you know that me and Stephanie aren’t really dating.

Devon Jonson- Oh, right. I need to tell Vain.

(Devon is about to walk off when Stephanie trips him.)

Stephanie Williams- Listen here Devon, if you even think about telling Vain about this I will knock you into next Tuesday.

Devon Jonson- Oh, OK.

(Devon crawls off.)

Stephanie Williams- Yeah, you better run.

Scene 6- Girls Mansion

(Penelope is watching TV and eating grapes when Vain turns it off and takes the grapes.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Who are you and give me back grapes?

Vain Ecoasta- Don't you know who I am?

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, are you the new mansion maid?

Vain Ecoasta- No, I'm the hit singer, dancer, director, actor, producer, and model Vain Ecoasta A.K.A. Stephanie's fifteen year old sister.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, yeah your the “idiot kid”.

(Vain has an ugly face.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Sorry that's how Stephanie refers to you.

Vain Ecoasta- Ignoring yet another comment from that old bag. Oh, Penelope your good friends with Stephanie, right?

Penelope Ann Huff- Sometimes.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh, then you know a lot about her boyfriend Mack.

Penelope Ann Huff- BOYFRIEND MACK!!!

Vain Ecoasta- Yeah, isn't she going out with Mack Dylan Cooper?

Penelope Ann Huff- No, Mack is going out with Chloe Jones.

Vain Ecoasta- I knew it was too good to be true. That little skunk-bag.

Scene 7- Hangout

(Mack, Stephanie and Jo are sitting at a table when Vain and Devon walk over.)

Vain Ecoasta- Well, well, well if it isn't the lying couple or should I say fake couple.

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, how did you find out?

Vain Ecoasta- Jo, the crazy red head who got locked up that one time.

Jo Martinez- You mean Penelope. I'm Jo, Jo Martinez a curly haired brunette.

Vain Ecoasta- Oh who cares? Man you people stress me out. Devon get me a latte.

Devon Jonson- OK.

Stephanie Williams- You know what? You can hold this against me all you want, but I don't care. I'm done with you. I'm no longer an Ecoasta and I'm not going back Vain.

Vain Ecoasta- Fine. Let's go Devon.

Devon Jonson- No.

Vain Ecoasta- Fine. I don't need you people. Oh, and Devon you can prank Principal Higginbottom without me.

Devon Jonson- OK, bye-bye.

(As soon as Vain walks off Devon brings over a catapult and launches a pie at Vain. It hits her in the head.)

Vain Ecoasta- You idiot, my lawyers will be in touch.

(Vain storms off mad.)

Guest Starring-

Bertha Scar

Vain Ecoasta

Absent-

Chloe Jones

Trevor Mitchel