"Chloe-Stein"

Scene 1- Mr. Smith's Classroom

(Mr. Smith was talking but when he turned away everyone was texting.)

Mack Dylan Cooper (texting)- I miss u.

Chloe Jones (texting)- I miss u.

(Trevor texting.)

Trevor Mitchel (texting)- Hi Jo will u date me?

Jo Martinez (texting)- No u idiot.

Trevor Mitchel (texting)- Good I was kiding.

(Penelope texting.)

Penelope Ann Huff (texting)- Hi Devon did you notice Mr. Smith's pants zipper is down.

(When Devon got the text a beeping sound went off.)

Mr. Smith- Penelope are you texting?

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah, why do you care?

Mr. Smith- Do you want to be kicked out of this class.

Penelope Ann Huff- IT'S MY DREAM!!!!

Mr. Smith- Go to the principal's office.

Penelope Ann Huff- Make me.

Mr. Smith- Fine don't go but you have to read your text out loud.

Penelope Ann Huff- OK, my text says “Hi Devon did u notice Mr. Smith's pants zipper was down”.

(Class starts laughing.)

Mr. Smith- What, oh.

(Mr. Smith turns around to zip his pants.)

Penelope Ann Huff- OK, everyone this Saturday I'm having my Halloween party and there you can enter the costume contest where the winner will win diamonds and rubies plus an all expense paid vacation to Hawaii.

Larry- Oh, I know what I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be Albert Einstein.

Penelope Ann Huff- Everyone can come except for nerds, geek, losers and especially Chloe.

Chloe Jones- Why can't I come?

Penelope Ann Huff- Because you're a mix up of a nerd, geek and a loser.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Just because you don't like her doesn't mean she's a nerd, geek, or loser.

Penelope Ann Huff- In my world it does so she can't come.

Jo Martinez- I'm on Mack's side with this.

Trevor Mitchel- So am I.

Larry- Me too.

Stephanie Williams- As much as I hate to say it so am I.

Devon Jonson- Well I'm on Penelope's side.

Bertha Scar- So am I.

(Mr. Smith turns around.)

Mr. Smith- Wow, I turn around for five minutes to pull up my zipper and everyone is turning against each other. To settle this once and for all everyone can come to Penelope's party.

(Class cheers.)

Penelope Ann Huff- WHAT!!!

Chloe Jones- Oops, sorry.

Penelope Ann Huff- I'll get you Chloe Jones.

Scene 2- Hangout

(Chloe was sitting at a table when Mack, Jo and Trevor sit down.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey.

Chloe Jones- Ahh.

Jo Martinez- Whoa it's just us.

Trevor Mitchel- Wow, how much coffee did you have this morning?

Chloe Jones- Sorry guys it's just I know Penelope is planning something for me.

(A Mail man walks up.)

Mail Man- Mail for Chloe Jones. It's from a secret admirer.

Chloe Jones- Thank you but I-

Mail Man- Just open it.

Chloe Jones- Wait a minute, wait a minute. I know exactly what you're trying to pull. THIS BOX OF FLOWERS IS JUST A WORTHLESS PIECE OF JUNK THAT IS SUPPOSE TO MAKE ME SICK...... PENELOPE ANN HUFF!!!

(Chloe takes the box of flowers and throws it at Principal Higginbottom's car when Larry walks up.)

Larry- A simple “no I won't go with you to the Halloween party” would have been fine.

Chloe Jones- Larry, will you get out of here?

(Larry walks off.)

Trevor Mitchel- Wow, Chloe look what you just did.

Jo Martinez- You scared Larry half to death not to mention us.

Chloe Jones- Well I-

Mack Dylan Cooper- Cool down Chloe she's not out to get you.

Chloe Jones- I can't believe it.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What?

Chloe Jones- I can't believe she got you guys in on it too.

Trevor Mitchel- What are you talking about.

Jo Martinez- Yeah Chloe were your best friends.

Chloe Jones- Oh, save it Jo. I know what you guy's are trying to pull. How stupid do you think I am?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe-

Chloe Jones- You know Mack, if your gonna plot with Penelope then why don't you go to the party with her.

Mack Dylan Cooper- How about we settle this once and for all. We're through.

Chloe Jones- Fine, who needs you.

(Chloe looks at Jo and Trevor and those two walk off.)

Chloe Jones- Guy's.

Scene 3- Girls Mansion

(Chloe walks through the door to be greeted by Penelope, Stephanie and Jo.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hi.

Stephanie Williams- Hello.

Jo Martinez- Didn't Principal Higginbottom tell you about your new mansion?

Chloe Jones- What, new mansion?

Stephanie Williams- You no longer live in mansion 302.

(Principal Higginbottom walks over.)

Clair Higginbottom- You live in mansion 983 with Bertha Scar.

Penelope Ann Huff- Bye, bye Chloe. We already had your things sent to your room.

Chloe Jones- But-

Jo Martinez- What part of bye bye don't you understand?

Penelope Ann Huff- Now if you're not off this property in five minutes then we'll load the missiles.

Scene 4- Bertha's Mansion

(Chloe knocks on her door.)

Bertha Scar- Get in here.

(Bertha pulls Chloe in.)

Chloe Jones- Hi, I'm your new mansion mate.

Bertha Scar- Why, should I care who you are?

Chloe Jones- Right. Hey do you know Penelope Ann Huff?

Bertha Scar- Who doesn't know her?

Chloe Jones- Well, do want me living with you?

Bertha Scar- No.

Chloe Jones- Well, you should be blaming Penelope for that.

Bertha Scar- And exactly why should I do that?

Chloe Jones- Because she was the one to get me kicked out.

Bertha Scar- I guess that's a good point continue.

Chloe Jones- Well, maybe we should get her back for it. I was thinking we could-

(Before Chloe could say another word someone with a black mask on knocked her out with a frying pan and ran off with her.)

Bertha Scar- Hey get back here.... oh what's the point.

Scene 5- A dark basement

(Chloe was tied up to a chair with tape on her mouth when someone turned on a light.)

Scientist Bumpkin- Hello, I'm Scientist Bumpkin.

(He pulls the tape off her mouth.)

Chloe Jones- Who are you and what do you want with me?

Scientist Bumpkin- Well, I work for someone who want's “REVENGE” on you.

Chloe Jones- Oh, let me guess Penelope put you up to this didn't she?

Scientist Bumpkin- Nope ha ha.

Chloe Jones- Well, what if I pay you a 100 bucks.

Scientist Bumpkin- Deal.

Chloe Jones- NOW UNTIE ME!!!

Scientist Bumpkin- Oh, well, sorry.

(Scientist Bumpkin unties her.)

Chloe Jones- Thank you, now I will be on my way.

Scientist Bumpkin- What about my 100 bucks.

Chloe Jones- Oh, yeah, that's a “you problem” make your own 100 dollars.

Scientist Bumpkin- I'll make some with this.

(Scientist Bumpkin squirts this tube of liquid at Chloe.)

Chloe Jones- Hey.

Scientist Bumpkin- Oh, sorry.

Scene 6- Halloween Party

(Penelope is walking around dressed like a witch when Chloe walks in dressed like Frankenstein.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hi welcome to my party- AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Chloe Jones- What?

Penelope Ann Huff- You're hideous.

Chloe Jones- Wow, Penelope even dressed as a fairy you think I'm ugly.

Penelope Ann Huff- You call that a fairy? I call it a monster. You Canadians and your awful fashion.

(Penelope hands Chloe a mirror.)

Chloe Jones- WHAT THE CHEESY FUDGE BALLS!!! PENELOPE IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE!!!!!

Penelope Ann Huff- As much as I wish I had. I actually have nothing to do with this one. But man I wish I had.

(Mack, Devon, Stephanie, Jo and Trevor rush over.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe what happened?

Chloe Jones- I don't know.

Jo Martinez- You're green.

Chloe Jones- Thank you Jo, I think we've covered that.

Stephanie Williams- What's that scar on your forehead?

Devon Jonson- It's hideous.

Trevor Mitchel- I think I'm gonna puke.

Chloe Jones- Really guy's some kind of complement.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Sorry Chlo, but it's impossible.

Penelope Ann Huff- How did it happen?

Chloe Jones- Maybe it had to do when I got kidnapped by this guy named Scientist Bumpkin. He squirted me with this liquid.

Stephanie Williams- You probably have an allergic reaction to it.

Chloe Jones- Well how does it go away?

Stephanie Williams- Um well you see I...

(Everyone looks at Stephanie.)

Scene 7- Girls Mansion Hot Tub

(Chloe is in a bikini standing by a hot tub.)

Chloe Jones- I have to swim in goat milk mixed with tomato juice.

Stephanie Williams- My grandma Martha says it can cure anything if it isn't chicken poxes to a green girl with a scar that looks like Frankenstein. So get in.

(Chloe gets into the hot tub when Penelope and a camera crew comes out from the mansion.)

Chloe Jones- WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!!!!!!!!!

Penelope Ann Huff- You just got “Spring'd and Bling'd”.

Chloe Jones- I just got what?

Penelope Ann Huff- Well Chloe, when you ruined my party I had to get you back somehow. So when I was thinking I got a phone call from the Springs TV studio. They wanted me to host a new practical joking reality show. I knew exactly what my first prank would be.

Chloe Jones- Penelope this is a new low even for you.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well this should teach you for messing with me. I put Bertha up to it, Scientist Bumpkin and Principal Higginbottom as well.

Chloe Jones- Look Penelope you better just-

(Mack and Jo come running in with a camera crew.)

Mack Dylan Cooper/Jo Martinez- Penelope Ann Huff you just got “Spring'd and Bling'd”.

Penelope Ann Huff- What are you talking about? This is my new TV show.

Jo Martinez- No it's actually ours.

Penelope Ann Huff- WHAT???

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe isn't being “Spring'd and Bling'd”.

Jo Martinez- You are.

Penelope Ann Huff- How, what, why?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, when you got the phone call from the TV studio it was really us.

Jo Martinez- You see, when you were planning something for Chloe we were getting to you first. Everywhere you went we had hidden video camera's, everything.

Penelope Ann Huff- Wow, big deal I don't have a new TV show, big deal.

Jo Martinez- Also, the fact we glued your feet to the floor.

Penelope Ann Huff- Wow, I don't have a TV show and my feet are glued to the floor, so what?

Mack Dylan Cooper- It's also the perfect place for you to watch us play the footage of you sleeping on the huge flat screen TV that the Springs use for the early announcements.

Penelope Ann Huff- You wouldn't.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I think we all know I would.

(Mack takes out a remote and turns on the huge TV.)

Penelope Ann Huff- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene 8- Hangout

(Chloe was sitting at a table sad when Mack came over.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey Chlo.

Chloe Jones- Hey.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Look, I'm sorry about coming on too strong. It's just you were starting to turn on me and I was getting mad.

Chloe Jones- It's OK, it's just Penelope had me so worried because you know when she wants her revenge she usually goes too far.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah.

Chloe Jones- So are we back together or what?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I guess so.

Chloe Jones- Good.

(Mack and Chloe get up and start walking.)

Guest Starring-

Bertha Scar

Clair Higginbottom

Larry

Mail Man

Mr. Smith

Scientist Bumpkin

"The Mis-Match Survey"

(When Mr. Smith was teaching a class Principal Higginbottom and Vice Principal Bullet walk in.)

Clair Higginbottom- OK, kids as you all know the winter dance is coming up. But what I've noticed from the twenty years I've been working here is that you kids always have problems asking each other out.

Vice Principal Bullet- So this year we set up a dating Quiz survey that will set you up with your perfect match.

(Mack raises his hand.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- What if you already have a date?

Vice Principal Bullet- TOO BAD!!! I mean just hope you get who you wanted.

Mack Dylan Cooper- But-

Clair Higginbottom- Just deal with it.

Scene 2- Hangout

(Jo is at a table listening to her iPod when Penelope and Trevor walk over.)

Jo Martinez- WHAT!?!?!

Trevor Mitchel- Do you want to do something bad?

Jo Martinez- Sure, why not.

Penelope Ann Huff- We want you to hack the survey.

Jo Martinez- Why?

Trevor Mitchel- We want you to do it because I want to take Chloe to the dance and Penelope wants to go with Mack.

Jo Martinez- Since when do you like Chloe?

Trevor Mitchel- Since about four months ago.

Penelope Ann Huff- Know body cares. Look Jo, can you hack the survey.

Jo Martinez- Yeah.

Penelope Ann Huff- Good so maybe we could-

Jo Martinez- But.

Trevor Mitchel- But what?

Jo Martinez- I want something in return.

Penelope Ann Huff- What exactly?

Jo Martinez- You have to do all my homework so I will have at least a B average.

Penelope Ann Huff- Deal.

(Penelope and Jo shake hands.)

Scene 3- Boy's Mansion

(Mack and Chloe are sitting on a couch with their laptops.)

Chloe Jones- Mack if we want to be matched up we should have the same exact answers.

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, let's-

(Devon walks in.)

Devon Jonson- Mack, what is that thing doing here?

Chloe Jones- Devon I'm not a thing. I'm a girl. You know the type of person who would never like you.

Devon Jonson- Wow, real mature coming from the girl who got her first kiss from Mack.

Chloe Jones- How did you know that?

Devon Jonson- Penelope put your diary out on the school's website.

Chloe Jones- I'm gonna kill her.

Devon Jonson- Good for you. Now can you leave.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't listen to him Chloe let's just go upstairs.

Scene 4- Springs Beach

(Stephanie is tanning next to a guy with a laptop.)

Larry- OK, what is your best talent?

Stephanie Williams- I don't know, stealing, lying, cheating. Look Larry just ask me useful questions.

Larry- OK, OK.

Scene 5- Principal Higginbottom's office

(Principal Higginbottom and Vice Principal Bullet are sitting at a desk when Mr. Smith walks in.)

Mr. Smith- Principal Higginbottom, I have a huge problem.

Clair Higginbottom- Oh what now Smith, I'm trying to take the survey?

Vice Principal Bullet- Yeah, me too, so leave us alone.

Mr. Smith- Look, it's about that survey you set up.

Clair Higginbottom- Let me guess, everyone loves it.

Mr. Smith- Oh, yeah they love it alright I already found four kid's who hacked it.

(Bertha, Derek, Drake and JO walk in.)

Vice Principal Bullet- What is the meaning of all this.

Clair Higginbottom- I would have expected this from Bertha, Drake or Derek but you Jo.

Jo Martinez- Hey it wasn't my fault. Penelope and Trevor paid me.

Mr. Smith- This is a new low even for Penelope.

Clair Higginbottom- OK, we get why Jo did it but why you guys.

Derek Wang- Well I wanted to go out with Penelope.

Drake Parker- Oh she's hot.

(Derek and Drake hi-five while Bertha and Jo roll there eyes.)

Clair Higginbottom- Derek Wang and Drake Parker you sit down right now.

Bertha Scar- I only did it so I wouldn't end up with anyone. For one thing I hate men.

Vice Principal Bullet/Derek Wang/Drake Parker/Mr. Smith- Hurtful.

Bertha Scar- Oh, whatever.

Scene 6- Hangout

(Principal Higginbottom and Vice Principal Bullet have a bull horn and start talking.)

Clair Higginbottom- OK, everyone it's time for everyone to see who they get matched with.

Vice Principal Bullet- Yes, and we know that some of you wanted to go with someone else but tough luck.

Clair Higginbottom- So if everyone would form a single file line we could-

(Everyone pushes her out and Vice Principal Bullet out of the way to see who they were matched with. Mack and Chloe go to look at who they got put with.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Come on, come on, come on its gotta be Chloe.

Chloe Jones- NOOOOO!

Mack Dylan Cooper- What happened?

Chloe Jones- I got matched Trevor.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What, then who did I get matched with?

(Mack scrolls his finger down the page when it was matched with PENELOPE.)

Mack Dylan Cooper/Chloe Jones- PENELOPE!!!

Penelope Ann Huff- Did somebody say my name?

Mack Dylan Cooper- It appears we have matched up together.

Chloe Jones- Yeah and Penelope if you try anything that has to do with flirting then I suggest you jump off a cliff now.

Penelope Ann Huff- Shut up Chloe, go and wine to Trevor.

Chloe Jones- Listen Penelope you can just-

(Trevor walks up.)

Trevor Mitchel- I hear we're matched up.

Chloe Jones- Uh.

Trevor Mitchel- Let's get you ready. After all the dance is tonight.

(Trevor grabs Chloe and walks off.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Let's go date.

(Devon looks at the list.)

Devon Jonson- Please be hot, please be hot please be... NO, it can't be... STEPHANIE!!!

Stephanie Williams- Wait what? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!

Devon Jonson/Stephanie Williams- Ew.

Scene 7- Girls Mansion

(Penelope was getting ready when Jo walked in.)

Jo Martinez- I can't believe you're actually going through with this.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, believe it. Me and Trevor got you into hacking the survey and now we have the people we want.

(Without Jo and Penelope knowing Chloe was listening to the whole conversation. She took out her phone and sent a text to Mack.)

Scene 8- Bluff

(Mack and Chloe were sitting on rocks talking.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- So Penelope and Trevor got Jo into hacking the survey.

Chloe Jones- That's what I heard.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well we gotta get them back for this.

Chloe Jones- I think I know how.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What?

Chloe Jones- OK, so when they announce Queen and King we can hack into the voting and have Penelope as Queen and have the school mascot Duke The Duke Guy as King.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I like the way you think but what about Trevor.

Chloe Jones- Oh, we'll think of something later. Right now we have to get Penelope.

Scene 9- The Winter Dance

(Mack was dancing with Penelope.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Isn't this nice. Just the two of us.

Mack Dylan Cooper- No it's torture. But Penelope have you ever, oh I don't know, maybe hacked into a survey before?

Penelope Ann Huff- Uh, nope.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Or maybe had one of your friends do it for you?

Penelope Ann Huff- No, not at all.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, interesting.

(Chloe is dancing with Trevor.)

Chloe Jones- Hey Trevor, have you ever maybe had a friend hack a survey before?

Trevor Mitchel- Nope.

Chloe Jones- Oh, cause I find that hard to believe you SLEASY LYING SKUNKBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trevor Mitchel- How did you find out?

Chloe Jones- SHUT UP!!! I OVER HEARD PENELOPE!!! NOW STOP USING JO FOR YOUR OWN FUN!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT YOUR JUST LIKE PENELOPE AND DEVON ARN'T YOU!!!

Trevor Mitchel- Look Chloe I'm-

Chloe Jones- Drop it hobknocker.

(Chloe storms over to the microphone. Mack follows.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, everyone it's time to announce the Winter Queen and King.

Chloe Jones- Lets see here, our Winter Queen is Penelope Ann Huff.

(Everyone runs to Penelope and puts a crown on her head and puts a cloak around her.)

Penelope Ann Huff- What, I hate this dance now get away from me.

Mack Dylan Cooper- And our Winter King is Duke The Duke Guy.

Penelope Ann Huff- WHAT!!!

Duke The Duke Boy- This is such an honor.

(Duke sweeps Penelope off her feet and runs away with her.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Let go of me, I hate you all.

Chloe Jones- OK, that concludes this years Winter Dance. But before we leave I think we should hear a song. Here's something we all know...

Beggin on Your Knees

(After the song the Play is over.)

Guest Starring-

Bertha Scar

Clair Higginbottom

Derek Wang

Drake Parker

Duke The Duke Boy

Larry

Mr. Smith

Vice Principal Bullet