Wednesday, June 15, 2011

"The Mis-Match Survey"

(When Mr. Smith was teaching a class Principal Higginbottom and Vice Principal Bullet walk in.)


Clair Higginbottom- OK, kids as you all know the winter dance is coming up. But what I've noticed from the twenty years I've been working here is that you kids always have problems asking each other out.


Vice Principal Bullet- So this year we set up a dating Quiz survey that will set you up with your perfect match.


(Mack raises his hand.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- What if you already have a date?


Vice Principal Bullet- TOO BAD!!! I mean just hope you get who you wanted.


Mack Dylan Cooper- But-


Clair Higginbottom- Just deal with it.


Scene 2- Hangout




(Jo is at a table listening to her iPod when Penelope and Trevor walk over.)


Jo Martinez- WHAT!?!?!


Trevor Mitchel- Do you want to do something bad?


Jo Martinez- Sure, why not.


Penelope Ann Huff- We want you to hack the survey.


Jo Martinez- Why?


Trevor Mitchel- We want you to do it because I want to take Chloe to the dance and Penelope wants to go with Mack.


Jo Martinez- Since when do you like Chloe?


Trevor Mitchel- Since about four months ago.


Penelope Ann Huff- Know body cares. Look Jo, can you hack the survey.


Jo Martinez- Yeah.


Penelope Ann Huff- Good so maybe we could-


Jo Martinez- But.


Trevor Mitchel- But what?


Jo Martinez- I want something in return.


Penelope Ann Huff- What exactly?


Jo Martinez- You have to do all my homework so I will have at least a B average.


Penelope Ann Huff- Deal.


(Penelope and Jo shake hands.)


Scene 3- Boy's Mansion




(Mack and Chloe are sitting on a couch with their laptops.)


Chloe Jones- Mack if we want to be matched up we should have the same exact answers.


Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, let's-


(Devon walks in.)


Devon Jonson- Mack, what is that thing doing here?


Chloe Jones- Devon I'm not a thing. I'm a girl. You know the type of person who would never like you.


Devon Jonson- Wow, real mature coming from the girl who got her first kiss from Mack.


Chloe Jones- How did you know that?


Devon Jonson- Penelope put your diary out on the school's website.


Chloe Jones- I'm gonna kill her.


Devon Jonson- Good for you. Now can you leave.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't listen to him Chloe let's just go upstairs.


Scene 4- Springs Beach




(Stephanie is tanning next to a guy with a laptop.)


Larry- OK, what is your best talent?


Stephanie Williams- I don't know, stealing, lying, cheating. Look Larry just ask me useful questions.


Larry- OK, OK.


Scene 5- Principal Higginbottom's office




(Principal Higginbottom and Vice Principal Bullet are sitting at a desk when Mr. Smith walks in.)


Mr. Smith- Principal Higginbottom, I have a huge problem.


Clair Higginbottom- Oh what now Smith, I'm trying to take the survey?


Vice Principal Bullet- Yeah, me too, so leave us alone.


Mr. Smith- Look, it's about that survey you set up.


Clair Higginbottom- Let me guess, everyone loves it.


Mr. Smith- Oh, yeah they love it alright I already found four kid's who hacked it.


(Bertha, Derek, Drake and JO walk in.)


Vice Principal Bullet- What is the meaning of all this.


Clair Higginbottom- I would have expected this from Bertha, Drake or Derek but you Jo.


Jo Martinez- Hey it wasn't my fault. Penelope and Trevor paid me.


Mr. Smith- This is a new low even for Penelope.


Clair Higginbottom- OK, we get why Jo did it but why you guys.


Derek Wang- Well I wanted to go out with Penelope.


Drake Parker- Oh she's hot.


(Derek and Drake hi-five while Bertha and Jo roll there eyes.)


Clair Higginbottom- Derek Wang and Drake Parker you sit down right now.


Bertha Scar- I only did it so I wouldn't end up with anyone. For one thing I hate men.


Vice Principal Bullet/Derek Wang/Drake Parker/Mr. Smith- Hurtful.


Bertha Scar- Oh, whatever.


Scene 6- Hangout




(Principal Higginbottom and Vice Principal Bullet have a bull horn and start talking.)


Clair Higginbottom- OK, everyone it's time for everyone to see who they get matched with.


Vice Principal Bullet- Yes, and we know that some of you wanted to go with someone else but tough luck.


Clair Higginbottom- So if everyone would form a single file line we could-


(Everyone pushes her out and Vice Principal Bullet out of the way to see who they were matched with. Mack and Chloe go to look at who they got put with.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Come on, come on, come on its gotta be Chloe.


Chloe Jones- NOOOOO!


Mack Dylan Cooper- What happened?


Chloe Jones- I got matched Trevor.


Mack Dylan Cooper- What, then who did I get matched with?


(Mack scrolls his finger down the page when it was matched with PENELOPE.)


Mack Dylan Cooper/Chloe Jones- PENELOPE!!!


Penelope Ann Huff- Did somebody say my name?


Mack Dylan Cooper- It appears we have matched up together.


Chloe Jones- Yeah and Penelope if you try anything that has to do with flirting then I suggest you jump off a cliff now.


Penelope Ann Huff- Shut up Chloe, go and wine to Trevor.


Chloe Jones- Listen Penelope you can just-


(Trevor walks up.)


Trevor Mitchel- I hear we're matched up.


Chloe Jones- Uh.


Trevor Mitchel- Let's get you ready. After all the dance is tonight.


(Trevor grabs Chloe and walks off.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Let's go date.


(Devon looks at the list.)


Devon Jonson- Please be hot, please be hot please be... NO, it can't be... STEPHANIE!!!


Stephanie Williams- Wait what? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!


Devon Jonson/Stephanie Williams- Ew.


Scene 7- Girls Mansion




(Penelope was getting ready when Jo walked in.)


Jo Martinez- I can't believe you're actually going through with this.


Penelope Ann Huff- Well, believe it. Me and Trevor got you into hacking the survey and now we have the people we want.


(Without Jo and Penelope knowing Chloe was listening to the whole conversation. She took out her phone and sent a text to Mack.)


Scene 8- Bluff




(Mack and Chloe were sitting on rocks talking.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- So Penelope and Trevor got Jo into hacking the survey.


Chloe Jones- That's what I heard.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well we gotta get them back for this.


Chloe Jones- I think I know how.


Mack Dylan Cooper- What?


Chloe Jones- OK, so when they announce Queen and King we can hack into the voting and have Penelope as Queen and have the school mascot Duke The Duke Guy as King.


Mack Dylan Cooper- I like the way you think but what about Trevor.


Chloe Jones- Oh, we'll think of something later. Right now we have to get Penelope.


Scene 9- The Winter Dance




(Mack was dancing with Penelope.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Isn't this nice. Just the two of us.


Mack Dylan Cooper- No it's torture. But Penelope have you ever, oh I don't know, maybe hacked into a survey before?


Penelope Ann Huff- Uh, nope.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Or maybe had one of your friends do it for you?


Penelope Ann Huff- No, not at all.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, interesting.


(Chloe is dancing with Trevor.)


Chloe Jones- Hey Trevor, have you ever maybe had a friend hack a survey before?


Trevor Mitchel- Nope.


Chloe Jones- Oh, cause I find that hard to believe you SLEASY LYING SKUNKBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Trevor Mitchel- How did you find out?


Chloe Jones- SHUT UP!!! I OVER HEARD PENELOPE!!! NOW STOP USING JO FOR YOUR OWN FUN!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT YOUR JUST LIKE PENELOPE AND DEVON ARN'T YOU!!!


Trevor Mitchel- Look Chloe I'm-


Chloe Jones- Drop it hobknocker.


(Chloe storms over to the microphone. Mack follows.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, everyone it's time to announce the Winter Queen and King.


Chloe Jones- Lets see here, our Winter Queen is Penelope Ann Huff.


(Everyone runs to Penelope and puts a crown on her head and puts a cloak around her.)


Penelope Ann Huff- What, I hate this dance now get away from me.


Mack Dylan Cooper- And our Winter King is Duke The Duke Guy.


Penelope Ann Huff- WHAT!!!


Duke The Duke Boy- This is such an honor.


(Duke sweeps Penelope off her feet and runs away with her.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Let go of me, I hate you all.


Chloe Jones- OK, that concludes this years Winter Dance. But before we leave I think we should hear a song. Here's something we all know...


Beggin on Your Knees

(After the song the Play is over.)


Guest Starring-


Bertha Scar

Clair Higginbottom

Derek Wang

Drake Parker

Duke The Duke Boy

Larry

Mr. Smith

Vice Principal Bullet


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