Friday, July 22, 2011

"Penelope Ruins McChloe Part 1"

Scene 1- Mr. Smith's Classroom




(When class started everyone (except Penelope and Devon) stared at Mack and Chloe.)


Mr. Smith- Soooooooooooo.


Mack Dylan Cooper- So what?


Larry- What's gonna happen?


Chloe Jones- What are you talking about?


Bertha Scar- We're talking about what's going to happen on the six month anniversary of “McChloe”.


Mack Dylan Cooper- What's “McChloe”.


Larry- It's the Mack and Chloe mash up name.


Penelope Ann Huff- Wow, why do all you idiots care about “McChloe”?


Mr. Smith- Because it's interesting.


Devon Jonson- Mr. Smith you're our teacher you shouldn’t be convincing us that love is more important than an education.


Mr. Smith- Devon, do you really care about what I say?


Devon Jonson- Not at all but-


Jo Martinez- Devon, the only reason why you don't care is because it's another “McChloe” story.


Devon Jonson- That is very VERY true.


Larry- You guys should go to that new club called Boom Ba Boom.


Chloe Jones- Um, thanks, maybe.


Stephanie Williams- Larry, you're such an idiot there is no way Mack can get Chloe into that club by tomorrow night. I've been on the waiting list since I started going to this prison.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Look Stephanie, I was actually planning to take her there. I could pull a few strings.


Stephanie Williams- Then could you maybe get me in?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, well, well look who's coming to me for help now. I could, it's just I don't want to.


Stephanie Williams- I will get in that club and that's a promise.


Scene 2- Bluff




(Devon is sitting on rocks while Penelope is pacing around.)


Penelope Ann Huff- OK, I've had enough. Mack has been dating that idiot for the past six months and we haven’t had any success one bit.


Devon Jonson- Maybe you should just give it up.


Penelope Ann Huff- NEVER!!! Mack was almost mine until that pathetic poor girl showed up. If it weren’t for her then instead of “McChloe” it would be “Mack-Elope”. (Mack and Penelope's mash up name)


Devon Jonson- Aren't you over reacting a little. Because maybe Mack just didn't like you. Plus you gotta admit Chloe is pretty hot.


Penelope Ann Huff- WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?! ME OR THAT ROTTON POOR GIRL!!!


Devon Jonson- I'm on yours it's just Chloe is pretty smokin.


Penelope Ann Huff- You, just, I, errrrr.


Scene 3- Club




(It was night time and Stephanie was waiting in line to get in to a club. When she finally got to the velvet rope she saw Jo and Larry.)


Stephanie Williams- Guy's, how did you get in there?


Jo Martinez- It wasn't so hard.


Larry Martinez- Our dad owns the joint.


Stephanie Williams- WHAT!!! Wait a minute, then that must mean you and Jo are brother and sister.


Jo Martinez- Wow, you catch on fast.


Stephanie Williams- Well, you never told me.


Jo Martinez- I didn't think I would have to tell one of my best friends.


Stephanie Williams- Look, I'm sorry can you just get me in?


Larry Martinez- Oh, sure.


Stephanie Williams- Thanks.


Jo Martinez- But we won't.


Stephanie Williams- Oh, come on.


(Stephanie walks away and Jo and Larry smile.)


Scene 4- Bluff




(Penelope and Devon are still sitting on the rocks while they can't think of any idea's on how to ruin “McChloe”.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Maybe we could, never mind.


Devon Jonson- How about, wait no that would blow up the island.


(Penelope sits up and gives Devon a weird face.)


Penelope Ann Huff- What were you planning?


Devon Jonson- Uh, nothing.


Penelope Ann Huff- There has gotta to be a way to break them up.


Devon Jonson- You could always lie and say he two-timed her.


Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, sure one problem.


Devon Jonson- What?


Penelope Ann Huff- Chloe won't even believe me when I say I got a B- in science.


Devon Jonson- Well of course she won't.


Penelope Ann Huff- What's that suppose to mean?


Devon Jonson- No offense but you suck so much in science that the teacher would have to give you a Z----.


Penelope Ann Huff- Z. What does Z remind me of? Z, Z, Z, Za, Zach ZACH!!! Zach, Mack's TWIN brother.


Devon Jonson- What are you planning?


Penelope Ann Huff- Something that will make Chloe regret stepping foot on this island.


Scene 5- Club




(Chloe was standing at the velvet rope when Jo and Larry walk over.)


Jo Martinez- Hey, Chlo.


Chloe Jones- Hey, I'm just waiting for Mack. Have you seen him?


Jo Martinez- No but I'll let him know where you are when he get's here.


(Chloe walks in when there's a moving bush following her.)


Jo Martinez- I know that's you Stephanie.


Stephanie Williams (in a weird voice)- No, I'm not Stephanie I'm just a bush.


Larry- Oh, sure you are.


Stephanie Williams (weird voice)- Look, I'm really-


Jo Martinez- GET OUT OF MY CLUB YOU HOBKNOCKER!!!!!!!!!!


Stephanie Williams- OK, OK.


(Inside the club Chloe is walking around when she sees Mack making out with PENELOPE!!! She look's around when the tears come to her eyes and she runs off. When Mack stops kissing it was revealed. It wasn't Mack it was ZACH!!!)


Penelope Ann Huff- I think it worked.


Zach Dylan Cooper- Good now let go of me I helped you so where's my 1,000 bucks?


Penelope Ann Huff- Here.


Zach Dylan Cooper- This isn't a 1,000 bucks it's a free coupon for a pedicure.


Penelope Ann Huff- Take what you can get, plus you could use one.


(Penelope walks off. Meanwhile back outside Jo and Larry are watching when Stephanie walks over dressed as Vain Ecoasta.)


Stephanie Williams (country voice)- Howdy yawl, it's me Vain Ecoasta. I believe sense I'm famous I can come in.


Jo Martinez- Wow Vain, You seem a bit older and more pail than you usually are. And since when are you country?


Stephanie Williams (country voice)- Well it's new so I'll be inside.


(Stephanie walks inside and Jo picks up a phone.)


Jo Martinez- Security there's a Vain Ecoasta imposter get her.


(Two men come out of the club carrying Stephanie out over their shoulders.)


Stephanie Williams- Wait, please let me in I'm Van Ecoasta please I'm on the list.


(Stephanie was able to run back but before she got in a security guard tackled her.)


Jo Martinez- Thanks Al.


Guest Starring-


Bertha Scar

Larry

Mr. Smith

Zach Dylan Cooper


Absent-


Trevor Mitchel


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