"The End of McChloe"

Scene 1- Hangout

(Penelope, Stephanie, Devon and Lilly are at a table when Mack and Chloe walk over.)

Chloe Jones- Oh Mack, I can't believe tomorrow it would've been exactly one year since we first became a couple.

Penelope Ann Huff- You're making me nauseous.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Penelope, for once can you think of anyone but your self?

Penelope Ann Huff- I can, it's just I don't want to.

Lilly- Well, Devon and I have been dating for two months now.

Devon Jonson- Yeah, I remember when we met. I was at “Boom Ba Boom” when you bumped into me and said, “Hey, hottie.”

Lilly- Um no, that’s not how it happened. We were at “Boom Ba Boom” when YOU bumped into me saying, “Hey, sweet thang.”

Devon Jonson- Are you sure because I think I'd remember when I met you?

Lilly- Yeah well you can't even remember your middle name. How would you remember a night that happened two months ago?

Devon Jonson- Because I lie to people saying you were the best thing that ever happened to me.

Lilly- Excuse me, you little weasel. I can't believe I wasted two whole months of my life with you.

Devon Jonson- Maybe we should just break up.

Lilly- Maybe we should.

Devon Jonson- GOOD!!!

Lilly- GOOD!!!

Devon Jonson- FINE!!!

Lilly- FINE!!!

(Devon and Lilly storm away in opposite directions.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Anyways, Chloe, do you want to go to “Boom Ba Boom” tonight?

Chloe Jones- Well, isn't that where all of are troubles started?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah, but remember we found out it was all Penelope, Devon and Zach's fault.

Chloe Jones- That's true but-

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh come on Chloe, I already made the reservations with Larry. Now that Jo's in Italy Larry is actually hiring a new assistant manager.

Chloe Jones- OK, I guess but I-

Stephanie Williams- Wait, did you say Larry was hiring a new assistant manager?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah, so.

Stephanie Williams- So, that means I can apply for the job which means I can get in whenever I want.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Um, Stephanie, why would you think he'd hire you?

Stephanie Williams- I'll turn on the old “Plwease Warry” voice.

Chloe Jones- You actually think he will fall for that anymore?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Every time in gym class you can hear him weep while he's in the bathroom.

Chloe Jones- He's terrified of you.

Stephanie Williams- Then I'll force him to give me the job.

Chloe Jones- Uh, Steph, maybe you shouldn't-

Stephanie Williams- T.T.Y.L.

(Stephanie blows a kiss and walks away.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Will that girl ever listen?

Chloe Jones- Probably not.

(Mack and Chloe walk away and Penelope pulls out her phone and calls Devon.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Devon, meet me at the Bluff in five minutes.

(Penelope starts walking.)

Scene 2- The Bluff

(Penelope is standing waiting for Devon when he walks up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- You're late.

Devon Jonson- Don't blame me for Lilly's obsessive lost of memory.

Penelope Ann Huff- Forget about your idiot girlfriend for a minute.

Devon Jonson- Well, what do you want?

Penelope Ann Huff- It's about Mack and Chlo-

Devon Jonson- Enough with trying to break them up. It won't work.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well this time it will work because no one will be posing as anyone.

Devon Jonson- What do you mean by that?

Penelope Ann Huff- I mean the last time we had Zach pose as Mack. This time Mack will actually kiss me.

Devon Jonson- How will you do that?

Penelope Ann Huff- When Chloe is looking I'll get close to Mack and make him kiss me. Then you will pull Chloe close and make out with her.

Devon Jonson- Um, one problem, I can't kiss Chloe. I'm going out with Lilly.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, please she dumped your sorry butt about an hour ago.

Devon Jonson- But I-

Penelope Ann Huff- Zip it, Devon. I've put up with enough of that McChloe. And I'm not gonna let some innocent girlfriend of yours ruin it.

Devon Jonson- But-

Penelope Ann Huff- I will see you tomorrow night at “Boom Ba Boom” eight O'clock sharp.

(Penelope leaves the Bluff.)

Devon Jonson- Oh come on.

Scene 3- Boom Ba Boom: Larry's office

(Larry is at his desk when Stephanie walked in.)

Stephanie Williams- Larry Martinez, I'm about to make you a whole lot richer.

Larry Martinez- Uh, Stephanie, what are you doing here?

Stephanie Williams- I'm here to apply for the job as new assistant manager.

Larry Martinez- Well Stephanie I'm sorry. I'm already considering on giving the job to Bertha.

(Bertha walks in.)

Bertha Scar- That's right, so Stephanie, why don't you leave while you still have your dignity.

Stephanie Williams- Um, excuse me Bertha Scar, he said he was considering on giving you the job.

Larry Martinez- OK, you two since you both want the job how about you compete for it?

Stephanie Williams/Bertha Scar- Compete?

Larry Martinez- Yeah, you two will both start out as waitresses, and the one I think is the best at her job will win.

Bertha Scar- Alright.

Stephanie Williams- You're going down Bertha.

Bertha Scar- That's what you think.

(Bertha and Stephanie glare at each other.)

Scene 4- Hangout

(Lilly was walking to a table with Devon following her.)

Devon Jonson- I'm just saying the guy is always the smarter one.

Lilly- OK, so now you're not just insulting me but also every girl in this world.

Devon Jonson- No, I-

Lilly- Just shut up.

(Lilly storms away.)

Devon Jonson- Lilly, I'm sorry.

(Devon runs after her when Mack and Chloe sit down.)

Chloe Jones- OK, Mack, today’s the big day.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I know, and we're gonna spend the night at “Boom Ba Boom”.

Chloe Jones- Yep, I can't wait.

(Larry comes running over.)

Larry Martinez- Guys, yeah, I'm sorry but “Boom Ba Boom” is closed tonight.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What, why?

Larry Martinez- Well, I had Stephanie and Bertha compete for the job as assistant manager and well they started busting up the place trying to kill each other.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, now where are we suppose to spend are on year anniversary as a couple?

Larry Martinez- Why not take her for a walk on the beach? Girls love that boring crappy stuff.

Chloe Jones- Ahem, I'm right here.

Larry Martinez- No offense.

Chloe Jones- Oh sure, none taken.

Larry Martinez- Really.

Chloe Jones- NO!!!

Larry Martinez- Well Chloe-

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, Larry, we'll go with that idea. Come on Chloe.

Chloe Jones- Hey, I'm not done with him-

Mack Dylan Cooper- Let's go.

Chloe Jones- Wait, wait.

(Mack picks up Chloe over his shoulders while she's throwing punches at Larry. Then when Larry walks away you can see Penelope spying through the bushes. Then she takes out her phone and calls Devon.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Devon meet me at the Bluff in ten minutes.

Scene 5- The Bluff

(Penelope is walking back and forth when Devon finally shows up.)

Devon Jonson- What do you want now?

Penelope Ann Huff- Change of plans. We're not going to “Boom Ba Boom”. Larry told Mack and Chloe that they had to walk on the beach instead.

Devon Jonson- Why?

Penelope Ann Huff- Something about Stephanie and Bertha murdering each other.

Devon Jonson- Oh well as long as it makes sense.

Penelope Ann Huff- OK, so here’s the plan. First, I will take Mack to the beach to meet Chloe while you take Chloe to the beach to meet Mack. Then we'll make sure both are looking when me and you grab Mack and Chloe and make out.

Devon Jonson- I am not kissing Mack.

Penelope Ann Huff- No, you don't kiss Mack. I do. You kiss Chloe but we both make it look like they started it which will lead to a fight and a breakup.

Devon Jonson- Whatever, I'll see you tonight. I'm still trying to get Lilly back.

(Devon leaves the Bluff.)

Penelope Ann Huff- What a loser.

Scene 6- “Boom Ba Boom”

(Larry is sitting in the corner scared to death while Bertha and Stephanie were beating each other with giant wooden boards.)

Stephanie Williams- You're going down old woman.

Bertha Scar- Bring it dumb blonde.

(Bertha and Stephanie start fighting when Larry tries to break it up.)

Larry Martinez- OK, girls, stop it, stop it.

Bertha Scar- Not until she's dead.

Stephanie Williams- Right back attcha.

Larry Martinez- OK, I've had enough. Neither of you get the job.

Stephanie/Bertha- WHAT?

Larry Martinez- Yeah I said it, neither of you. The only managers here can be ones with Martinez blood.

Stephanie Williams- Oh, well then.

Bertha Scar- If it's Martinez blood you want, then it's Martinez blood we'll get.

(Stephanie and Bertha start slowly walking over with the giant wooden boards giving evil smiles.)

Larry Martinez- Um, what are you guys doing?

(They walk closer.)

Larry Martinez- Should I be scared?

Bertha Scar- Get him.

Larry Martinez- MOMMY!!!!

(Bertha and Stephanie start beating the crap out of him with the boards.)

Scene 7- The Beach

(Chloe and Devon are walking in the sand.)

Chloe Jones- OK, Devon, I know you hate me, so why at the last minute would you wanna escort me to my date?

Devon Jonson- Um, no reason.

Chloe Jones- Please tell me you're not just using me to make Lilly jealous.

Devon Jonson- I'm not.

Chloe Jones- OK, Devon you hate me. I hate you, let's just leave it as that.

Devon Jonson- Wait you think, oh no, I can't stand you. I-

(Mack and Penelope walk up.)

Devon Jonson- Oh look, Penelope and Mack are here.

Chloe Jones- What are you doing here?

Penelope Ann Huff- What, I can't meet Devon with his half brother and my mansion-mate.

Chloe Jones- I don't know what you guys are up to and I know it can't be good. But let's get this straight Penelope and Devon-

(Devon pulls Chloe and makes out with her while Penelope pulls Mack and makes out with him.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe, I can't believe you just kissed him.

Chloe Jones- Well, I can't believe you just kissed Penelope.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Wow, I never thought of the Chloe Jones as a two-timer.

Chloe Jones- I never thought of the Mack Dylan Cooper to be a two-timer.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey you need to cool the heck down.

Chloe Jones- WHY DON'T YOU!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME!!!

Chloe Jones- Maybe I will.

Mack Dylan Cooper- FINE!!!

Chloe Jones- FINE!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- GOOD!!!

Chloe Jones- GOOD!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- WE'RE THROUGH!!!

Chloe Jones- WONDERFUL!!!

(Mack and Chloe both storm off in opposite directions.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Wow, that went better than I thought it would.

Devon Jonson- I don't know. It seems like they fight figure it out if they talk it through.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh please, they seemed so pied off at each other I'd be surprised if they said a word by 2012.

Devon Jonson- Well, I'm gonna try one last time to get Lilly back. If it doesn't work then I'm just gonna move on for good.

(Devon walks off.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Wow, he's still a loser.

Scene 8- Bertha and Lilly's mansion

(Devon knocks on the door when Lilly answers it.)

Lilly- OK, now what do you want?

Devon Jonson- I want you back.

Lilly- Why should I take you back? It's not like you remember a thing to our relationship.

Devon Jonson- You're right.

Lilly- Yeah, so why should I-

Devon Jonson- But it's only because every time I see you you're the only thing I can remember.

Lilly- It's lucky that you're cute. But this time is your final chance.

(Lilly kisses Devon and closes the door.)

Guest Starring-

Bertha Scar

Larry Martinez

Lilly

Absent-

Trevor Mitchel