Tuesday, August 9, 2011

"Jo Gone Mo Gone"

Scene 1- Mr. Smith's Class




(Mr. Smith was talking when Natalia came in.)


Natalia Trunzo- Hi, Mr. Smith, Principal Higginbottom assigned me to your class and wants me working with Chloe.


(When she says that, Natalia gives Chloe an evil glare.)


Mr. Smith- OK, Natalia take a seat next to Chloe.


Natalia Trunzo- Great.


(Natalia sits down.)


Mr. Smith- OK, everyone this week we will be having a project about-


Penelope Ann Huff- Blah, blah, blah. Can't we ever do something actually interesting?


Mr. Smith- Penelope report to Bullet's office now. I've had enough of your sass.


Penelope Ann Huff- I'd argue but your right.


(Penelope gets up and leaves.)


Mr. Smith- Anyways the project is when we will bake a cake and-


Penelope Ann Huff- Really, that's the best you could come up with.


Mr. Smith- Penelope, Bullet's office now.


Penelope Ann Huff- Fine, fine.


Mr. Smith- What I was saying was all of you will make your own cake.


Chloe Jones- What's the big deal about that.


Mr. Smith- Well, in the cake on a piece of paper you will right your biggest secret. You will smash the paper right into your cake. Then on the day of the presentation you will throw the cakes at one another hoping your secret doesn't get out.


Stephanie Williams- Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not doing that.


Mr. Smith- Yes you will because it's half of your final grade and right now you have F's in everything except science which is a D because of you ruining the science fair.


Stephanie Williams- Fine, I'll do the cake, but not the secret... Oh just fail me now and get it over with.


Scene 2- Hangout




(Devon and Lilly were making out and Trevor and Mack were there when Natalia walks over.)


Natalia Trunzo- Hey boobs and boobett.


Trevor Mitchel- What do you want Natalia?


Natalia Trunzo- Oh, nothing Trevor. After all I did break up with you eight months ago.


Trevor Mitchel- Whoa, whoa, I broke up with you. I dumped your sorry butt when I found out you were lying me and trying to get revenge on Chloe.


Devon Jonson- Yeah Natalia, when he dumped you, he really dumped you with no last word.


Mack Dylan Cooper- So why don't you just leave us and Ms. Boobett alone.


Lilly- HEY!!!


Natalia Trunzo- I'm just letting you know that your nightmares are about to begin.


Trevor Mitchel- Our nightmares begun when I first laid my eyes on you.


Natalia Trunzo- Oh shut up.


(Natalia walks away and Jo walks up.)


Jo Martinez- Hi.


Natalia Trunzo- Move.


Jo Martinez- Is she-


Trevor Mitchel- Yes she's my ex-girlfriend.


Jo Martinez- Oh, well, anyways I'm going to participate in a competition to win a trip to Italy for the next three years. There I'll study their culture and learn Italian.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Wait, what if you win. Are we gonna see you again?


Jo Martinez- I'd think so. I mean maybe at graduation.


Lilly- That long.


Trevor Mitchel- Man Jo, we only met eight months ago.


Devon Jonson- Yeah, you can't leave. I love you.


Jo Martinez- What?


Lilly- WHAT!?!?!


Devon Jonson- I mean-


Lilly- Oh save it.


(Lilly storms off and Devon runs after her.)


Devon Jonson- Lilly wait.


Jo Martinez- Anyways we don't know for sure if I'm gonna win.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well what's the competition?


Jo Martinez- Skateboarding.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well are you good at skateboarding?


Jo Martinez- I'm barely good at rollerskating which means I suck at skateboarding.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Maybe I could help.


Jo Martinez- What do you mean?


Trevor Mitchel- He's a skateboarding pro. He won eighteen competitions straight.


Jo Martinez- Seems trustworthy.


Mack Dylan Cooper- So are you up for it?


Jo Martinez- Don't mind if I do.


Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm just gonna warn you I can be a pretty strict coach.


Jo Martinez- I can take it.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh can you now?


Jo Martinez- Really.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Really.


Jo Martinez- I can.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine.


(Mack and Trevor walk away.)


Scene 3- Girls Mansion




(Chloe was making her cake when Natalia walks in with Penelope and Stephanie.)


Stephanie Williams- We have a huge problem.


Penelope Ann Huff- Chloe, get Trevor's psycho ex-girlfriend off our backs.


Chloe Jones- What do you want Natalia?


Natalia Trunzo- Oh I'm sorry am I buggin' you?


Chloe Jones- Yes now get out. We just got through with Sienna now we're not ready for you, skunkbag.


Natalia Trunzo- I don't know what a skunkbag is but what I do know is that Chloe is gonna reveal her secret to me.


Chloe Jones- Who said I'll do anything with you? Natalia, I don't like you, neither does Trevor, Mack, Penelope, Devon, Stephanie, Jo and or Lilly we don't like you now and we never will.


Natalia Trunzo- Fine Chloe, learn the hard way. You can give me your secret now or I'll steal it from you later. Your choice.


Chloe Jones- How about never, now get out.


Natalia Trunzo- Fine.


(Natalia leaves.)


Penelope Ann Huff- What is her deal?


Stephanie Williams- As I said before when she used Trevor and I'll say it again that girl is a lunatic.


Scene 4- The Pier




(Lilly is walking to a table angrily with Devon following her.)


Devon Jonson- Come on, babe, you can't still be mad.


Lilly- Devon, you said you loved her. You've never said that to me and we've been dating over a month now.


Devon Jonson- When I said that it was a friend thing. I don't actually mean it.


Lilly- Well you didn't have to say it in front of me your real girlfriend. Devon, I'm ready to dump you.


Devon Jonson- Oh come on Lilly. I've known Jo for eight months we've become good friends, you can't get mad at me for that.


Lilly- OK, Devon I've had it, were through.


(Lilly walks away.)


Devon Jonson- Oh, come on babe we can make this work.


Lilly- STOP CALLING ME BABE!!!


Scene 5- Mr. Smith's Class




(Mr. Smith was talking when everyone had there cakes.)


Mr. Smith- OK class, you've all made your cakes and have your secrets shoved in them.


(Natalia gives Chloe an evil look.)


Mr. Smith- On the fire of the confetti gun you will-


(Penelope runs in.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Wait, wait, I have my cake.


Mr. Smith- OK, Penelope take your seat.


Chloe Jones- Penelope, you sure used a lot of red frosting.


Penelope Ann Huff- Uh, yeah, frosting, it, it's frosting, not blood.


Stephanie Williams- Um, Penelope, why is there a real hammer on the cake?


Penelope Ann Huff- Because if someone finds my secret the cake and HAMMER will end up on there head.


Bertha Scar- I don't think you guys should ask this chick anymore questions.


Mr. Smith- OK, class pick up your cakes and... FIRE!!!!!


(Everyone starts throwing there cakes at each other. People find secrets, except Penelope's. Soon Natalia throws her cake straight into Chloe's face. Right then Chloe falls over dropping her cake, the paper with her secret comes flying through the air right into Natalia's hand.)


Natalia Trunzo- Got it.


(Natalia starts running and Chloe chases after her.)


Chloe Jones- Give it back. It's mine.


Natalia Trunzo- No, it's mine now.


(Chloe tackles Natalia and they continue fighting. Soon Chloe has her secret back but then Natalia trys to tackle Chloe but she misses and falls head first into a blue paint tray that was used for the painters to paint the hallway walls. When that happens Penelope, Stephanie, Bertha and Mr. Smith come out of the classroom.)


Mr. Smith- Oh, that's gonna be a lawsuit.


Chloe Jones- Serves you right, Natalia.


Penelope Ann Huff- Oh yeah.


Stephanie Williams- You needed it.


Bertha Scar- Nice paint job.


Chloe Jones- One problem, the paint goes on the wall not your face.


Natalia Trunzo- Err.


(Everyone starts laughing.)


Scene 6- Hangout




(Mack and Trevor were training Jo.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, were gonna do this one last time, first you're at the top of the ramp. Then you slide down. After you get to the bottom of the ramp then you grab on the bottom of the board and finally when you get to the top you jump off, let spin and jump on again.


Trevor Mitchel- It's his signature move. If you master this then you will win by a landslide.


Jo Martinez- Hey it's not my fault his stupid move is so hard.


Mack Dylan Cooper- That's it. I'm done coaching. Jo you are impossible to coach.


Jo Martinez- FINE DON'T COACH ME!!! I'LL MIND A REAL COACH!!!


Mack Dylan Cooper- GOOD!!!


Jo Martinez- GOOD!!!


Mack Dylan Cooper- FINE!!!


Jo Martinez- FINE!!!


(Mack and Jo storm off in opposite directions. When Mack and Trevor are walking they run into Chloe and Penelope.)


Chloe Jones- Oh, guys you won't believe what just happened.


Penelope Ann Huff- During the cake throwing competition Chloe and Natalia got into this huge fight in the hall where Natalia tries to tackle Chloe but she misses and her head goes first into a blue paint tray.


Trevor Mitchel- So, Chloe, you painted my ex-girlfriend blue.


Chloe Jones- Sort of. Anyways how have you guys been?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, me and Trevor try training Jo for a skateboarding competition and she goes all baby on me.


Chloe Jones- Yeah well she seemed pretty upset when she came by.


Mack Dylan Cooper- I don't know what her problem is.


Chloe Jones- Yeah well.


(Lilly storms over with Devon following her.)


Lilly- Mack, get your idiot brother to leave me alone.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon, just leave her alone.


Devon Jonson- Well, Lilly dumped me for no good reason


Lilly- You said you love Jo, why shouldn't I get angry?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Lilly, can I speak with you for a minute?


Lilly- Yeah.


(Mack and Lilly walk over to a bush.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, if you take him back then I'll pay you a hundred dollars. If you take him back and then make out with him I'll give you two-hundred dollars.


Lilly- Deal.


(Mack gives her the cash and Lilly runs over to Devon and makes out with him.)


Lilly- Oh, Devon, I love you.


(Lilly jumps in Devon's arms which knocks him over.)


Scene 7- The Springs Hospital




(Natalia was in a full body cast when Chloe and Vice Principal Bullet walk in.)


Tim Bullet- OK, Chloe you mean to say that Natalia tried tackling you but missed and went head first into a blue paint tray?


Chloe Jones- Yes, Timothy ,yes ,I do.


Tim Bullet- Don't call me by my first name. Plus I go by Tim Bullet not Timothy.


Chloe Jones- Hey look ,I think she's waking up.


Natalia Trunzo- Err, CHLOE JONES I'M GONNA KILL YOU YOU OLD FAT MORON!!!


Tim Bullet- OK, OK, OK, Natalia calm down.


Natalia Trunzo- DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU OLD BAG!!!


Chloe Jones- Natalia, you really need to calm down before you get in trouble.


Tim Bullet- That's right ,Natalia, if you sass me again then you will be suspended for a year.


Natalia Trunzo- Oh, what do I have to lose. You're like a blister that won't ever pop.


Tim Bullet- That's it Natalia, I've put up with you, you're suspended.


Natalia Trunzo- Fine, I don't need this anyways.


Tim Bullet- Good, I'll call for a boat to bring you back to Canada.


Natalia Trunzo- Good.


(Tim walks away.)


Chloe Jones- You know, Natalia, none of us are gonna miss you or give a crap about you.


(Chloe leaves the room.)


Natalia Trunzo- Good.


Scene 8- Hangout




(Devon and Lilly were making out and Trevor and Stephanie were there too.)


Stephanie Williams- OK, Trevor, do you even remember a time where those two weren’t making out?


Trevor Mitchel- Actually... No.


(Jo runs over.)


Jo Martinez- Guys, guys, guys.


Stephanie Williams- What?


Lilly- Yeah what's up with you?


Jo Martinez- I won the competition. I'm spending the next three years in Italy.


(Mack and Chloe walk up.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- So you won.


Jo Martinez- Yep. Oh, and thanks for teaching me that move. It actually bumped me up to first place.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, that's great. Enjoy Italy.


Jo Martinez- I will. Oh and guys I'm gonna miss you.


(Jo walks away.)


Scene 9- Boat Dock




(Jo was standing by a boat with her suitcase standing with Mack, Chloe, Penelope, Devon, Lilly, Trevor and Stephanie.)


Jo Martinez- Well ,I guess this is it.


Chloe Jones- I guess so.


Penelope Ann Huff- I'm actually gonna miss you even though you did knock me out that once.


Stephanie Williams- And even though I didn't, I didn't want another mansion-mate you actually weren’t too bad... Well not as bad as Penelope.


Jo Martinez- Well, I'm gonna miss all of you. One thing I won't miss though is Devon and Lilly's constant making out.


Devon Jonson- Hey.


Lilly- Yeah ,really.


Jo Martinez- Well-


(The Boat Captain walks up.)


Boat Captain- Ms. Martinez, it's time.


Jo Martinez- I'll be right there.


(Everyone group hugs.)


Jo Martinez- Bye everyone.


Everyone- Bye Jo.


(Jo walks up on the boat and she leaves. She then waves at them and they all wave back.)


Guest Starring-


Bertha Scar

Lilly

Mr. Smith

Natalia Trunzo

Tim Bullet


Co-Starring-


Boat Captain


Note-


This is Jo Martinez's final appearance in the series.

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