"Love Penelope: NOT!

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack, Portland and Trevor were eating lunch when Penelope rushes over with a bag.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Guys, guys, guys.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down.

Penelope Ann Huff- I can't. My mom's new husband, or as I call him, daddy number #19 is a scientist and he created a cosmetics line for me. It has lipstick, makeup, ear cream, foot cream and rat poison.

Portland Madison- Do I wanna know about the rat poison?

Penelope Ann Huff- Probably not. Anyways daddy number #19 will be selling them this December, but I thought I'd give you guys each the full pack.

Trevor Mitchel- Um, I'll pass.

Penelope Ann Huff- There not for you dimwit. It's for Portland, Stephanie, and when Chloe gets back from Antarctica her.

Portland Madison- Wait I thought you didn't like her.

Penelope Ann Huff- I don't, but who can stand looking at that awful face of hers. You can thank me later Portland.

Portland Madison- If this stuff works then maybe.

Penelope Ann Huff- Good.

(Penelope walks off.)

Scene 2- Girls Mansion

(Devon and Stephanie were on the couch watching a movie when Devon puts his arm around Stephanie.)

Stephanie Williams- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

Devon Jonson- I'm putting my arm around you.

Stephanie Williams- Ha, Devon, Derek tried that move on me a hundred and forty two times counting. I don't put up with those moves.

Devon Jonson- Well, I'm just gonna say it. That exact same move worked on Lilly and I thought it would work on you.

Stephanie Williams- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone here. You used this exact same move on Lilly.

Devon Jonson- Yeah so.

Stephanie Williams- Well, I don't like the fact that you're just taking moves you used on your ex-girlfriend.

Devon Jonson- Fine, if you want me to stop then I'll stop. Are you happy now?

Stephanie Williams- Yes now-

(Penelope rushes in with her bag of cosmetics.)

Stephanie Williams- Uh, what are you doing here?

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh I don't know, um let me think, I LIVE HERE! The question is what is he doing here?

Devon Jonson- Um.

Stephanie Williams- We're doing a science project.

Penelope Ann Huff- Whatever. Anyways, Stephanie, check out my new line of cosmetics.

Stephanie Williams- Well, before I do. What explosives or poisons did you inject in there?

Penelope Ann Huff- Nothing, now try some out.

(Stephanie sprays some of the perfume in the air.)

Stephanie Williams- Whoa, this stuff smells good.

(Devon leans into smell.)

Devon Jonson- Wow, you're not kidding this is good... GOOD ENOUGH TO MARRY. PENELOPE I DEEPLY LOVE YOU. MORE, MORE!!!

Stephanie Williams- Uh, what's going on?

Penelope Ann Huff- I don't know. But I love it.

(Penelope gives an evil grin and leaves with Devon following her.)

Stephanie Williams- What just happened?

Scene 3- The Pier

(Mack, Portland and Trevor were at a table when Penelope walks over with Devon still behind her drooling.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Uh, whats wrong with Devon?

Penelope Ann Huff- What do you mean?

Portland Madison- He's like a zombie.

Trevor Mitchel- Totally.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, it's not my fault. He smelled my perfume and he suddenly became like a zombie to me.

(She takes the perfume from her pocket and squirts some in front of Trevor.)

Trevor Mitchel- Penelope, I LOVE YOU!!!

Portland Madison- WHAT!!!

Penelope Ann Huff- Excuse me.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Penelope, your dad must have put something in the perfume to make guys attracted to you. It must have been for weak guys because I smelled it twice and nothing has happened to me.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well let's try this one last time.

Mack Dylan Cooper/Portland Madison- No, no, Penelope no.

(Penelope squirts some in front of Mack and Penelope and Portland stand there frozen for a minute.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Nothing happened.

Portland Madison- Great.

Penelope Ann Huff- No.

(Mack and Portland look at Penelope.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I mean... Oh who I'm I kidding.

(Penelope walks away with Devon and Trevor following her.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- You have got to be kidding me.

Scene 4- Boy's Mansion

(Mack walks in to find Stephanie snooping around.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Uh, Stephanie, what are you doing here?

Stephanie Williams- Um, I'm, uh, looking for my sunglasses.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Then why are you digging through Devon's personal files?

Stephanie Williams- Um, because now that Devon is in love with Penelope we can't work on our science project.

Mack Dylan Cooper- He can't control it. Penelope's cosmetics have some kind of like scent that is irresistible.

Stephanie Williams- Well, I never wanted to say this but maybe if we can find Penelope's father then maybe he can stop this madness.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, but this isn't for you, it's for Devon and Trevor.

Stephanie Williams- Fine.

(Mack and Stephanie leave the mansion.)

Scene 5- Penelope's Dad's Mansion (Dominican Republic)

(Mack and Stephanie walk up the steep steps and knock on the door using the old door knocker. Then a tall man opens the door.)

Roger Malone- Hello, I'm Roger Malone what do you want?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hi I'm Mack and this is Stephanie we go to school with your daughter Penelope.

Roger Malone- Oh, yes, Penelope. I made the cosmetic line for her.

Stephanie Williams- Yeah, we know. And by the way I love it.

Mack Dylan Cooper- The problem is whenever a guy smells it he suddenly falls deeply in love with Penelope. But another thing is I've smelled it several times but it hasn't worked on me.

Roger Malone- Look, I may have put a little something that might have triggered their brain.

Stephanie Williams- Well, do you have a cure?

Mack Dylan Cooper- My brother and my best friend have both been triggered by that stuff.

Roger Malone- Well, you see. This perfume has a natural scent of New York City.

Mack Dylan Cooper- That must be why it hasn't effected me. I'm from New York City and I was there this summer.

Stephanie Williams- But isn't Devon also from New York?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah but he hasn't been back since freshman year. Then Trevor never went to New York so he's an easy target.

(Roger takes out another bottle of perfume.)

Roger Malone- Here. This is the cure. When your friends smell this they will be fine. It's the natural scent of New Jersey.

Stephanie Williams- That's a little odd but okay.

(Mack and Stephanie leave.)

Scene 6- Hangout

(Portland was at a table when Lilly and Bertha walk over.)

Portland Madison- Oh, hi guys.

Lilly- You need to get control of Penelope.

Bertha Scar- That perfume it getting every guy to like her.

Lilly- Derek left me for her.

Bertha Scar- Drake did the same to me.

Portland Madison- Well, I'm tired of it to. She got Trevor into leaving me.

(Penelope walks up behind them with Devon, Trevor, Larry, Drake and Derek following.)

Penelope Ann Huff- So. Are you guys complaining?

(They walk closer.)

Devon Jonson- You losers better keep Penelope happy.

Trevor Mitchel- That's right.

Larry Martinez- Cause if Penelope isn't happy.

Drake/Derek- Then we're not happy.

Penelope Ann Huff- Get them.

(Penelope, Devon, Trevor, Larry, Drake and Derek start chasing Portland, Lilly and Bertha.)

Scene 7- The Springs Entrance

(Mack and Stephanie quickly get out of the plane and head in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Where is everyone?

Stephanie Williams- Oh, this is not good.

Scene 8- Girls Mansion

(Penelope was watching the boys tie Portland, Bertha and Lilly to a pole that holds up the mansion.)

Portland Madison- Wow, this is just great. I'm being tied up by my boyfriend.

Lilly- Well, I'm being tied up by my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend.

Penelope Ann Huff- Quiet you two.

Bertha Scar- What exactly are you going to do to us?

Penelope Ann Huff- Nothing. I'm just going to have you locked up and watch you guys in pain.

Lilly- You're a sick, sick person.

(Mack and Stephanie rush in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stop, stop.

Stephanie Williams- Penelope no.

(Mack takes out the bottle of New Jersey scent perfume and squirts it at Devon, Trevor, Larry, Drake and Derek.)

Devon Jonson- Whoa.

Trevor Mitchel- What happened?

Stephanie Williams- Penelope's perfume made all of you fall in love with her.

(Devon looks at Stephanie and Trevor looks at Portland. Drake looks at Bertha and Derek looks at Lilly.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Uh, guys. Do you still love me?

(Mack, Devon, Stephanie, Portland, Trevor, Larry, Lilly, Bertha, Drake and Derek all look at each other.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Get her.

(They all chase after Penelope.)

Guest Starring-

Bertha Scar

Derek Wang

Drake Parker

Larry Martinez

Lilly

Roger Malone

Absent-

Chloe Jones