Monday, September 5, 2011

"Shut Down Penelope Springs"

Scene 1- The Springs Entrance




(Mack gets out of the helicopter. Then he meets up with three guards.)


Guard #1- Mack Dylan Cooper you're under arrest.


Mack Dylan Cooper- What? Wait why does that sign say “Penelope Springs”? What's going on here?


Guard #2- We have orders from our leader Penelope.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Penelope is your leader? Wait, how long was I gone?


Guard #3- Longer than Penelope thought you would be.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, I'm just gonna...


(Mack starts running, but the guards catch him.)


Guard #2- Leader Penelope wants to see you immediately.


Scene 2- Girls Mansion




(Penelope is sitting in a solid gold chair while being fanned by Devon. Mack walks up in handcuffs.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- You're gonna pay for this, Penelope.


Penelope Ann Huff- Well, hello to you, too. How do you like what I've done with the place?


Mack Dylan Cooper- I hate it. Now, where is everyone?


Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, they're fine, but if you want them to stay, fine then. You will be my boyfriend.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Never.


Penelope Ann Huff- Well, so be it.


Devon Jonson- We gave you a chance, and you blew it.


Penelope Ann Huff- Take him to the jail.


Mack Dylan Cooper- What, hey?


Penelope Ann Huff- Bon voyage. I'll see you real soon.


(Mack gets carried away.)


Scene 3- Springs Jail




(Trevor, Stephanie, Bertha, Lilly, Alana, and Mackenzie are in a cell when the guards push Mack in, lock the cell, and leave the room.)


Trevor Mitchel- Mack you're-


Mack Dylan Cooper- Can it, you buck tooth weasel. I can't believe I trusted you. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess now, would we?


Trevor Mitchel- Mack, I'm sorry.


Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Don't worry, everyone. When I built everything on this island, I installed an escape pod for everyone that will get you to a secret boat deck in a cave under the mountain we're on.


Stephanie Williams- Why in the world would you install an escape pod in a jail cell?


Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- In case we get into a situation like what we're in right now. Only I know the code to get out.


(Mackenzie moves the bunk beds revealing a handle. When he opens it, it reveals a touch pad. He types in 10 numbers and a huge tile opens revealing a stair case. Everyone walks down the steps when the opening closes. They keep walking down until they come to a cave.)


Scene 4- The Cave





Mack Dylan Cooper- What the-?


Stephanie Williams- OMG.


Lilly- What is this place?


Alana Rivera-Cooper- This is where we escape the island. Now everyone get in a boat. Mackenzie and I will stay here and call for help. You guys just get as far away from this island as you can.


Bertha Scar- OK, see ya.


Mack Dylan Cooper- We're not leaving until Penelope is brought down.


Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Oh yes you are.


(Mackenzie pushes Mack, Lilly, Bertha, and Trevor into the motor boat.)


Alana Rivera-Cooper- Now don't come back until we say. Here's a map to get back to Massachusetts. Now go.


(Trevor starts the motor boat and they leave.)


Scene 5- Jungle Stream




(Mack, Trevor, Bertha, and Lilly are in the boat when it comes to a stop.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- OH CRUD!!!


Stephanie Williams- OH MY GOD. THE BOAT HAD TO STOP IN THE FRIKEN MIDDLE OF MONKEY BUTT NO WHERE!!! I'M GONNA KILL THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS CRAPPY OLD THING!!!


Lilly- OK, Stephanie, calm down.


Stephanie Williams- SHUT UP DIRTBAG!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS YOU PIECE OF GUANO.


Trevor Mitchel- Alright, Stephanie, if you yell again you are going over board.


Stephanie Williams- You know what? Fine - at least I won't be here.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Guys, guys, look ahead!


(Up ahead is a motor boat with a girl in it. When it gets closer you can see it is CHLOE!!!)


Trevor Mitchel- CHLOE!


Lilly- OVER HERE!!!


Bertha Scar- PLEASE, PLEASE, SAVE ME!!!


(Chloe turns the motor boat toward them until she comes right next to them.)


Stephanie Williams- Chloe, OMG thank you for saving me.


Chloe Jones- Uh, what's going on? Why aren't you guys back at the island?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Because after you left and I came back to Canada for you, I left that idiot Trevor in charge. He let Penelope and Devon take over the island. We were able to escape the island.


Lilly- And because of this I dumped Devon forever.


Chloe Jones- Well, here's a piece of advice: Never date anyone related to a Cooper/Jonson.


Lilly- You learn that the hard way.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Shut up, you two.


Chloe Jones- Make me.


Mack Dylan Cooper- You think I won't?


(Mack and Chloe are ready to knock the daylights out of one another when Trevor pushes Chloe away and Bertha pulls Mack away.)


Trevor Mitchel- Mack, Chloe, can you guys just put your bickering aside until we manage this whole Penelope Springs problem?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, we need to get as far away as possible.


Bertha/Lilly/Trevor/Stephanie- Right.


Chloe Jones- No, what we need to do is go back to “Penelope Springs” and stop Penelope ourselves.


Mack Dylan Cooper- I will admit this idiot brunette is on to something.


Chloe Jones- Well, the only idiot here is you.


Mack Dylan Cooper- No, it's you.


Chloe Jones- YOU!!!


Mack Dylan Cooper- YOU!!!


Chloe Jones- ERR!!!


Mack Dylan Cooper- ERR!!!


Stephanie Williams- Yet we thought they could get along.


Trevor Mitchel- OK, everyone shut up before I start swearing. Here's the plan: everyone will get in Chloe's motor boat, and we will head back to “Penelope Springs”. We won't come around front, but we'll sneak in the back way. After that we'll disguise ourselves as security, and we'll take it from there.


Bertha Scar- What do you mean “we'll take it from there”?


Trevor Mitchel- I mean, the boys will beat the crap out of Devon, and the girls will kick the crap out of Penelope. It's not that hard.


Bertha Scar- Well, excuse me for wanting to know what we're gonna do.


Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, everyone, just get in Chloe's speed boat.


(Everyone steps over into Chloe's speed boat, and they set off toward “Penelope Springs”.)


Scene 6- Penelope's Mansion: In the sewer




(Mack, Chloe, Stephanie, Trevor, Bertha and Lilly were walking through the sewer.)


Stephanie Williams- OMG, I have had enough of this garbage. These are my brand new high heels, and they are already to be thrown out.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Quit your nagging. You remind me of Chloe.


Chloe Jones- Oh, shut up.


Lilly- You two need to knock it off.


Bertha Scar- Yeah, summer vacation is one week away. After that you don't have to see each other again until we become sophomores and Stephanie becomes a junior... at least we hope she becomes a junior.


Stephanie Williams- Hey, shut it.


Bertha Scar- I'm just sayin'.


Stephanie Williams- No, you listen to me. I'm just sayin' you'll be in the hospital if you don't shut up.


Bertha Scar- Do you wanna throw down?


Stephanie Williams- Bring it.


(Bertha and Stephanie are about to fight when Lilly and Mack stop them.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Guys, I see an opening to Penelope's mansion. I think we're in her throne room. I can see Penelope being fanned by Devon.


Lilly- Great, my idiot ex-boyfriend is fanning a fifteen-year-old criminal.


(When no one is looking Mack opens up the sewer lid and they all climb out. When they turn around, they see Penelope, Devon, and the three guards.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Well, well, well if it isn't my former friends now known as jail birds. Oh, and look, somehow you guys dug up that old bag of a hideous dressed Canadian girl, Chloe.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Penelope, why are you doing this?


Penelope Ann Huff- Well, at first it was because if I couldn't convince you to be my boyfriend, then all I could do was force you. But then I started liking the power. So now you guys are so dead.


Chloe Jones- You know Penelope, power won't make anyone like you or fall for you. Now maybe if you were nice with your power, then you might have more friends. But if you're used to it like how you're using it now then you will always be hated.


Penelope Ann Huff- You're right... Oh, it's so worth it.


Devon Jonson- Yeah, who needs you guys? Not us. Me and Penelope will rule as a team and make everyone else suffer.


Penelope Ann Huff- Um, Devon, what do you mean by team?


Devon Jonson- Well, I thought we were gonna share the power.


Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, my god. You actually thought I would share the power with you. Devon, I was just using you. That was the plan all along. I just used you as bait. You mean nothing to me. Not now, and you never will.


Devon Jonson- What? Oh my god, Lilly was right about you all along. I never wanna see your ugly face again.


(Devon storms off.)


Devon Jonson- Penelope, just to let you know. You'll crash and burn without me so enjoy your last few minutes of power.


(Devon leaves the mansion slamming the door behind him.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Well, let's just get this over, shall we? Guards attack.


(Twenty more guards come rushing in with electrocuting guns.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Any last words?


Chloe Jones- Just one... ATTACK!!!


(Everyone starts fighting. The guards now have Lilly and Bertha trapped in a electric shield. Then they get Stephanie and Trevor trapped too. Finally, Mack and Chloe are on the run.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Hurry up, you lazy guards. Get Mack and Chloe.


(Soon they finally catch them and have all six of them stuck in the electric shield. The guards start making it smaller and smaller but right when Penelope is gonna make the final move, out of nowhere Devon comes crashing through a window. He knocks Penelope backwards and right out the window which causes her to fall 500 feet below.)


Penelope Ann Huff- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(Penelope finally hits the bottom when she smashes a golf cart.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Uh, do you think she's gonna be alright?


Devon Jonson- Yeah, I think she's moving.


Stephanie Williams- She can shake it off.


(Alana and Mackenzie come running over with Principal Higginbottom, Vice Principal Bullet, and three cops.)


Alana Rivera-Cooper- Oh, my god.


Clair Higginbottom- Are you guys alright?


Vice Principal Bullet- We actually thought she would kill you guys.


Chloe Jones- She almost did.


Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- What stopped her?


Stephanie Williams- Devon. He saved us.


Bertha Scar- Yeah, he crashed through that window and knocked Penelope backwards which made her crash through that window and she fell on the golf cart outside.


Clair Higginbottom- Well, the important thing is that you guys are safe.


Scene 7- The Springs Entrance




(Penelope is being pushed out on a gurney while Mack is talking to Principal Higginbottom.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- I don't know why she decided to go too far this time. It just doesn't make any sense.


Clair Higginbottom- Well, for her punishment not only will she be in a full body cast, but she will also be spending her summer vacation in a mental institution.


(Penelope overhears them talking.)


Penelope Ann Huff- WHAT? I HAVE TO DO WHAT?YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!


(The paramedics load Penelope into the ambulance while she is still yelling.)


Paramedic #1- If she keeps this up, then she might be in until Christmas.


(The paramedics get in the car and leave.)


Scene 8- Hangout




(One week later Mack, Chloe, Stephanie, Trevor, Lilly, and Bertha are saying goodbye before they leave for summer break.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Guys, it's been a great year.


Chloe Jones- Let us have a toast.


Mack Dylan Cooper- A toast to victory.


Chloe Jones- I was getting ready to say that.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well you could've said it faster.


Chloe Jones- Well I-


Lilly- OK, have a great summer everyone.


(Everyone walks away when Devon walks over to Lilly.)


Devon Jonson- Lilly, I am so sorry. You were right about Penelope all along.


Lilly- Look, Devon, if you're trying to ask me to take you back, I just can't.


Devon Jonson- Why not?


Lilly- Because, of all we've been through. Plus we fight almost everyday, and I just can't do it anymore. We can stay close friends, but that's it.


Devon Jonson- Oh, OK, it's alright.


Lilly- So I'll see you when school starts?


Devon Jonson- Yeah, when school starts.


(Lilly kisses him on the cheek and walks away.)


Guest Starring-


Alana Rivera-Cooper

Bertha Scar

Clair Higginbottom

Lilly

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.

Tim Bullet


Co-Starring-


Guard #1

Guard #2

Guard #3

Paramedic #1


Absent-


Portland Madison


Note-


Portland Madison is counted absent, for she doesn't get introduced until the next play.

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