"The Raven Reveal"

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack, Penelope, Devon and Trevor were at a table when Principal Higginbottom walks up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, hey, Principal Higginbottom.

Clair Higginbottom- Hi Mack. I have big news. The new Raven of the school is coming to interview the students.

Trevor Mitchel- Um, what's a Raven?

Devon Jonson- It's sorta like the Dean but instead a Raven is a girl.

Trevor Mitchel- Oh.

Penelope Ann Huff- I can't imagine how old this woman is.

(A tall skinny sixteen year old walks up.)

Raven- I don't think this woman is that old. Hi, I'm Raven, the Raven of your school.

Mack Dylan Cooper- RAVEN!!!

Raven- Hello, Mack, long time no see.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I thought I dumped your butt over three years ago.

Raven- You did. But now I'm back to dump your school.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What do you mean?

Raven- I mean over a year ago I had men sneak underground in this island. They put in these metal plates. I have control over them from this necklace.

(Raven takes a necklace that is hidden in her shirt.)

Raven- From this necklace I can set off an earthquake on this island that will blow it to smithereens.

Mack Dylan Cooper- WHAT!?!?!?

Raven- You heard me.

Clair Higginbottom- You can't do this.

Raven- Oh but I believe I can. As you see here I'm the school's Raven. I could set up a bon fire if I wanted to. And believe me the day is still young.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You're only doing this because I dumped you.

Devon Jonson- Mack has had three other girlfriends since you.

Trevor Mitchel- He got over you.

Penelope Ann Huff- So you should get over him.

Raven- Who are these other girlfriends Mack has had?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, there was Portland Madison who I went out with once. Then there was Sienna Grace who I dated for a month. And finally was Chloe Jones. I dated her for practically the whole freshman year.

Penelope Ann Huff- Sadly Chloe is in Antarctica right now so you can't meet her.

(Chloe walks up.)

Chloe Jones- Hey guys I'm back from Antarctica.

Mack/Penelope/Devon/Trevor/Clair- REALLY!!!

Chloe Jones- Wow, I leave for a semester and I can't get a simple hello.

Raven- Hi, I'm Raven, Mack's seventh grade girlfriend.

(Chloe turns to Mack and gives him a mean glare.)

Chloe Jones- Hi, Raven.

Raven- I'm the Raven the Raven of the school.

(Chloe turns to Mack again.)

Chloe Jones- You dumped the school RAVEN!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- Surprise.

Chloe Jones/Raven- ERRRR.

Raven- Well Chloe, you shouldn't have even bothered to come back because tomorrow when the sun sets so will this island.

Chloe Jones- What do you mean?

Mack Dylan Cooper- She's gonna start an earthquake which will blow the island to smithereens.

(Mack, Penelope, Devon, Trevor and Clair Higginbottom walk away.)

Chloe Jones- Look, I don't know what game you're trying to play but you better knock it off.

Raven- I'd watch those words, Missy. I could press this button right here right now.

Chloe Jones- Is that a threat?

Raven- Oh yes it is.

(Raven walks away.)

Scene 2- Boys Mansion

(Mack, Devon and Trevor were on the couch when Alana and Mackenzie rush in.)

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Guys you are getting off this island immediately now pack your bags and go, go, go.

Devon Jonson- What, why?

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Because of Raven. Now come on.

Trevor Mitchel- No.

Mack Dylan Cooper- We're not leaving and you can't make us.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Fine, stay, but we're evacuating everyone else.

Scene 3- Bertha and Lilly's Mansion

(Alana and Mackenzie rush into there mansion.)

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Let's go, you guys have to leave before Raven destroys the place.

Bertha Scar- I'm not leaving. I'm not afraid of an earthquake. I grew up in California.

Lilly- Devon already called and let us know to stay.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- But, we, errrr.

Scene 4- Girls Mansion

(Alana and Mackenzie rush into the mansion to find Penelope, Stephanie, and Portland packing.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Don't even bother saying it. We're packing and leaving as soon as possible.

Stephanie Williams- Yeah, I'm not ready to have myself get killed by a sixteen year old.

Portland Madison- I don't wanna leave but they're gonna force me, so what choice do I have.

(Chloe rushes in.)

Chloe Jones- Girls don't you dare pack another thing. Raven isn't blowing up the island.

Alana/Mackenzie/Penelope/Stephanie/Portland- What are you talking about?

Chloe Jones- I'm saying that tomorrow at sun down we'll fight her if we have to.

Penelope Ann Huff- Um, let me think, SHE COULD KILL US RIGHT AWAY!!!

Chloe Jones- Penelope, don't be so self centered. You survived falling out of a fifty foot building you can so survive a little earthquake.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah, so. Earthquakes are worse.

(Chloe crosses her arms and grins at Penelope.)

Scene 5- A Tall Cliff

(Every student, teacher and everyone who is on the island is gathered over when Raven is at the top.)

Raven- Everyone of the Springs. You have twenty minutes to evacuate the island until I blow it.

(Everyone mumbles to each other. Chloe, Mack, Penelope, Devon, Stephanie and Trevor come through the crowd.)

Chloe Jones- Excuse me but Raven I-

Penelope Ann Huff- Chloe, what are you doing?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't screw this up.

Chloe Jones- No, she doesn't need to do this.

Raven- Excuse me but I'm actually giving these losers time to evacuate. I could explode this place right now.

Chloe Jones- Really.

Penelope Ann Huff- Chloe, just shut up.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Now.

Raven- That's it this island is history.

(Raven presses the button on her necklace and the ground begins cracking open and shaking.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Whoa.

Chloe Jones- What's happening?

Raven- Say bye bye.

(Raven starts running up the mountain and Mack, Penelope and Chloe chase after her.)

Chloe Jones- You're so dead.

Raven- Right back at yah.

(Chloe and Raven start punching and kicking each other. Soon Raven gets Chloe to hang over the cliff.)

Chloe Jones- Help.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe.

Raven- Mack, just forget it. If she falls you won't. But if you try to save her then you'll fall too.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I may not like that idiot brunette but I don't wanna see her dead.

Penelope Ann Huff- Same for me.

(Mack runs toward Chloe and Penelope and Raven start fighting.)

Raven- You just made a big mistake.

Penelope Ann Huff- Really.

(Raven knocks Penelope to the ground and then makes the ground split more dividing Chloe and Mack away.)

Raven- Try saving her now.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, I will.

(Mack jumps over to the part Raven was on and Chloe was hanging on.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe hold on.

Chloe Jones- Like I have a choice.

(Raven steps in front of Mack.)

Raven- Not so fast. You're not doing anything.

(Raven starts to walk backwards when Chloe grabs her foot, pulls her backwards, climbs on and Raven falls off the cliff and her necklace breaks. When it breaks the island goes back to its normal form and smashes right through Raven. Penelope gets up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe, Penelope, are you okay?

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah.

Chloe Jones- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I-

(Mack and Chloe lean in to kiss but they quickly stop. Penelope gasps.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Um.

Chloe Jones- Never again.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Deal.

(Mack, Penelope, and Chloe walk back to everyone else.)

Penelope Ann Huff- What happened back there?

Mack Dylan Cooper- We just... I don't know.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Where's Raven?

Penelope Ann Huff- Chloe killed her.

(Everyone looks at Chloe.)

Chloe Jones- I had no choice. It was either me or her that would die.

Devon Jonson- Raven deserved it.

Stephanie Williams- Definitely.

Portland Madison- Absolutely.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, it's all good now.

Scene 6- Hangout

(Mack and Chloe walk up to each other.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK.

Chloe Jones- Yesterday with that kiss.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Let's not talk about it. How about we just agree to hate each other again and leave it as that.

Chloe Jones- K.

Guest Starring-

Alana Rivera-Cooper

Bertha Scar

Clair Higginbottom

Lilly

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.

Raven

"The Return of Finklestein"

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack, Penelope, Devon and Portland were at a table when Clair Higginbottom walks over.)

Clair Higginbottom- Mack, Devon I have some bad news.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What?

Clair Higginbottom- Josh Finklestein is back.

Mack/Penelope/Devon- WHAT?!?!?!

Portland Madison- Who's Josh Finklestein?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, when we first got here. Me, Devon and Trevor got to our mansion.

Flashback-

(Mack, Devon and Trevor walk inside.)

Trevor Mitchel- Whoa, this is so cool.

Devon Jonson- Cool, this is awesome.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I think I'm gonna cry.

Devon Jonson- Oh my God, and for the next 4 years this is all ours.

Trevor Mitchel- Good thing we don't have to share with some loser.

(Knock, knock, knock.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hello.

Josh Finklestein- Hello, I'm Josh Finklestein, and I live with you now.

Devon Jonson- Oh that's nice but I think you live far across the island.

Josh Finklestein- No it says right here in my pocket size Spring handbook that I live here.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well sorry but you see...

Devon Jonson- Finklestein, get out before I shove your head into the ground.

Josh Finklestein- Well I'm not leaving and I'm telling Principle Higginbottom on you.

Trevor Mitchel- Fine see what happens.

Flashback Ends-

Mack Dylan Cooper- So that's who Josh Finklestein is.

(Josh walks up.)

Josh Finklestein- Hello, losers, I'm back.

(He looks at Portland.)

Josh Finklestein- And may I say you are smokin' hot.

Penelope Ann Huff- What about me?

Josh Finklestein- Yeah, not really.

Portland Madison- Sorry, dork, but I'm taken.

Devon Jonson- This is Portland, she's dating Trevor Mitchel.

Josh Finklestein- Oh yeah, the tall French dude. Well Portland are you sure you wouldn't wanna try dating short Greek guys.

Portland Madison- Um, no.

Josh Finklestein- Well, where's Stephanie, Jo and Trevor?

Clair Higginbottom- Stephanie is in Texas, Jo left for an exchange program and Trevor is on a class trip to Mexico.

(Clair Higginbottom walks off.)

Josh Finklestein- Oh, Mack and Devon, we're gonna be mansion-mates.

(Josh walks off.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I can't believe it.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What, me, Devon, Trevor and JOSH will all be mansion-mates.

Penelope Ann Huff- No, he didn't think I'm gorgeous.

Scene 2- Boy's Mansion

(Mack and Devon walk in to find Josh having movers remove all of Mack and Devon's stuff.)

Devon Jonson- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What are you doing?

Josh Finklestein- Well, I need the extra space for my things so I moved all of your stuff into a storage facility.

Devon Jonson- I'LL PUT YOU IN A STORAGE FACILITY!!!

(Devon runs toward Josh but Mack stops him.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon, Devon, Devon, no, no, no. Don't kill him yet.

Josh Finklestein- Oh, and if you're wandering where Trevor's stuff is, I had it sent to a dump.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon, you can kill him now.

(Devon starting beating the crap out of Josh.)

Scene 3- The Pier

(Penelope and Portland sit down on a bench.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I just don't get why doesn't Josh find me attractive.

Portland Madison- Well, Josh thought I was hot so maybe you should start looking like me.

Penelope Ann Huff- I wouldn't do that even if the world depended on it.

Portland Madison- Fine, but I'm just reminding you that a GEEK doesn't find you attractive.

Penelope Ann Huff- I, I, I-

Portland Madison- Let it all out.

Penelope Ann Huff- Uh, no. You'll see, I'll get Josh to find me attractive.

(Penelope walks off')

Portland Madison- This can't be good.

(Portland rushes after her.)

Scene 4- Ba Boom Ba

(Josh was sitting at a table when Larry came over.)

Larry Martinez- Hi I'm Larry, the owner. Someone will be with you shortly.

Josh Finklestein- Thank you, I'm Josh Finklestein-

Larry Martinez- Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're Josh Finklestein. My sister Jo knew you. GET OUT!!!

Josh Finklestein- What?

Larry Martinez- GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!!

Josh Finklestein- Wow, just because your sister doesn't like me doesn't mean you don't have to like me.

Larry Martinez- Me and Jo both own “Ba Boom Ba” and “Boom Ba Boom”. NOW GET OUT!!!

Josh Finklestein- Fine, fine, I'm leaving.

(Josh leaves “Ba Boom Ba”.)

Scene 5- Hangout

(Josh was walking when Penelope stepped in his way ripped jeans on and a sleeveless top.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hello Josh, do you find me attractive now?

Josh Finklestein- Um, not really.

Penelope Ann Huff- WHY!?!?!?

Josh Finklestein- Because, I don't judge girls by how they look. I judge them by personality and yours is offal.

Penelope Ann Huff- What, I-

Josh Finklestein- Se ya.

(Josh walks away.)

Penelope Ann Huff- What, who would judge a girl by her personality instead of her hotness?

Scene 6- Girls Mansion

(Portland was on a couch eating popcorn when Devon rushed in with a snake rapped around his neck.)

Portland Madison- Do I even wanna know?

Devon Jonson- Probably not but I'm telling you anyways.

Portland Madison- Fine.

Devon Jonson- Well, I heard that Josh is afraid of snakes, so this should run him right off the island faster than you can say Pumpernickel.

Portland Madison- Well, I don't know if that will work.

Devon Jonson- Why not?

(Devon steps closer and Portland motions him to back away.)

Portland Madison- Don't you dare come close to me with that thing. Anyways, Josh could just let Principal Higginbottom know about the snake.

Devon Jonson- Still, it's worth a try.

(Devon leaves.)

Portland Madison- Great, now I have to get up and try to stop him.

(Portland chases after Devon.)

Scene 7- Hangout

(Mack was walking and he bumps into Portland.)

Portland Madison- Mack, your brother has gone mad. He's about to release a twenty foot snake that could possibly kill Josh.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Finally, he might not be that stupid anymore.

Portland Madison- Mack, this is serious.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, fine, let's stop him.

(Mack and Portland head for Mack's mansion.)

Scene 8- Boy's Mansion

(Mack and Portland quickly rush in to find Devon outside of Josh's room with the snake.)

Portland Madison- Devon.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stop.

Devon Jonson- I'm sorry but that lunatic has driven me crazy for the last time.

(Devon slowly opens Josh's door to see Josh on his bed and Penelope annoying him.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Josh, just tell me what I have to do for you to like me.

Josh Finklestein- Penelope, you could do anything but nothing would make me find someone like you attractive.

(Devon let's the snake into Josh's room.)

Josh Finklestein- AHHHH!!!!

Penelope Ann Huff- AHHHHH!!!

Josh Finklestein- A SNAKE!!!

Penelope Ann Huff- WHAT THE FUDGE BALLS IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

(Devon, Mack, and Portland come running in.)

Portland Madison- Penelope.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Josh.

Devon Jonson- I got you good.

Josh Finklestein- I am getting out of here.

(Josh quickly grabs his suitcase and runs out the door.)

Penelope Ann Huff- You people suck.

(Penelope storms off.)

Scene 9- Hangout

(Mack, Penelope, Devon and Portland were at a table when Josh walks up.)

Josh Finklestein- Well, your wish has come true. I'm leaving this school and never returning.

Portland Madison- Great.

Devon Jonson- Fine.

Penelope Ann Huff- Go right ahead.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Nothing is holding you back.

Josh Finklestein- Well, okay then.

(Josh walks away.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Finally he's gone.

Penelope/Devon/Portland- YEAH!!!

Guest Starring-

Clair Higginbottom

Josh Finklestein

Larry Martinez

Absent-

Chloe Jones

Stephanie Williams

Trevor Mitchel