Scene 1- Hangout
(Mack, Penelope, Devon and Portland were at a table when Clair Higginbottom walks over.)
Clair Higginbottom- Mack, Devon I have some bad news.
Mack Dylan Cooper- What?
Clair Higginbottom- Josh Finklestein is back.
Mack/Penelope/Devon- WHAT?!?!?!
Portland Madison- Who's Josh Finklestein?
Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, when we first got here. Me, Devon and Trevor got to our mansion.
Flashback-
(Mack, Devon and Trevor walk inside.)
Trevor Mitchel- Whoa, this is so cool.
Devon Jonson- Cool, this is awesome.
Mack Dylan Cooper- I think I'm gonna cry.
Devon Jonson- Oh my God, and for the next 4 years this is all ours.
Trevor Mitchel- Good thing we don't have to share with some loser.
(Knock, knock, knock.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Hello.
Josh Finklestein- Hello, I'm Josh Finklestein, and I live with you now.
Devon Jonson- Oh that's nice but I think you live far across the island.
Josh Finklestein- No it says right here in my pocket size Spring handbook that I live here.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Well sorry but you see...
Devon Jonson- Finklestein, get out before I shove your head into the ground.
Josh Finklestein- Well I'm not leaving and I'm telling Principle Higginbottom on you.
Trevor Mitchel- Fine see what happens.
Flashback Ends-
Mack Dylan Cooper- So that's who Josh Finklestein is.
(Josh walks up.)
Josh Finklestein- Hello, losers, I'm back.
(He looks at Portland.)
Josh Finklestein- And may I say you are smokin' hot.
Penelope Ann Huff- What about me?
Josh Finklestein- Yeah, not really.
Portland Madison- Sorry, dork, but I'm taken.
Devon Jonson- This is Portland, she's dating Trevor Mitchel.
Josh Finklestein- Oh yeah, the tall French dude. Well Portland are you sure you wouldn't wanna try dating short Greek guys.
Portland Madison- Um, no.
Josh Finklestein- Well, where's Stephanie, Jo and Trevor?
Clair Higginbottom- Stephanie is in Texas, Jo left for an exchange program and Trevor is on a class trip to Mexico.
(Clair Higginbottom walks off.)
Josh Finklestein- Oh, Mack and Devon, we're gonna be mansion-mates.
(Josh walks off.)
Penelope Ann Huff- I can't believe it.
Mack Dylan Cooper- What, me, Devon, Trevor and JOSH will all be mansion-mates.
Penelope Ann Huff- No, he didn't think I'm gorgeous.
Scene 2- Boy's Mansion
(Mack and Devon walk in to find Josh having movers remove all of Mack and Devon's stuff.)
Devon Jonson- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mack Dylan Cooper- What are you doing?
Josh Finklestein- Well, I need the extra space for my things so I moved all of your stuff into a storage facility.
Devon Jonson- I'LL PUT YOU IN A STORAGE FACILITY!!!
(Devon runs toward Josh but Mack stops him.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon, Devon, Devon, no, no, no. Don't kill him yet.
Josh Finklestein- Oh, and if you're wandering where Trevor's stuff is, I had it sent to a dump.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon, you can kill him now.
(Devon starting beating the crap out of Josh.)
Scene 3- The Pier
(Penelope and Portland sit down on a bench.)
Penelope Ann Huff- I just don't get why doesn't Josh find me attractive.
Portland Madison- Well, Josh thought I was hot so maybe you should start looking like me.
Penelope Ann Huff- I wouldn't do that even if the world depended on it.
Portland Madison- Fine, but I'm just reminding you that a GEEK doesn't find you attractive.
Penelope Ann Huff- I, I, I-
Portland Madison- Let it all out.
Penelope Ann Huff- Uh, no. You'll see, I'll get Josh to find me attractive.
(Penelope walks off')
Portland Madison- This can't be good.
(Portland rushes after her.)
Scene 4- Ba Boom Ba
(Josh was sitting at a table when Larry came over.)
Larry Martinez- Hi I'm Larry, the owner. Someone will be with you shortly.
Josh Finklestein- Thank you, I'm Josh Finklestein-
Larry Martinez- Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're Josh Finklestein. My sister Jo knew you. GET OUT!!!
Josh Finklestein- What?
Larry Martinez- GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!!
Josh Finklestein- Wow, just because your sister doesn't like me doesn't mean you don't have to like me.
Larry Martinez- Me and Jo both own “Ba Boom Ba” and “Boom Ba Boom”. NOW GET OUT!!!
Josh Finklestein- Fine, fine, I'm leaving.
(Josh leaves “Ba Boom Ba”.)
Scene 5- Hangout
(Josh was walking when Penelope stepped in his way ripped jeans on and a sleeveless top.)
Penelope Ann Huff- Hello Josh, do you find me attractive now?
Josh Finklestein- Um, not really.
Penelope Ann Huff- WHY!?!?!?
Josh Finklestein- Because, I don't judge girls by how they look. I judge them by personality and yours is offal.
Penelope Ann Huff- What, I-
Josh Finklestein- Se ya.
(Josh walks away.)
Penelope Ann Huff- What, who would judge a girl by her personality instead of her hotness?
Scene 6- Girls Mansion
(Portland was on a couch eating popcorn when Devon rushed in with a snake rapped around his neck.)
Portland Madison- Do I even wanna know?
Devon Jonson- Probably not but I'm telling you anyways.
Portland Madison- Fine.
Devon Jonson- Well, I heard that Josh is afraid of snakes, so this should run him right off the island faster than you can say Pumpernickel.
Portland Madison- Well, I don't know if that will work.
Devon Jonson- Why not?
(Devon steps closer and Portland motions him to back away.)
Portland Madison- Don't you dare come close to me with that thing. Anyways, Josh could just let Principal Higginbottom know about the snake.
Devon Jonson- Still, it's worth a try.
(Devon leaves.)
Portland Madison- Great, now I have to get up and try to stop him.
(Portland chases after Devon.)
Scene 7- Hangout
(Mack was walking and he bumps into Portland.)
Portland Madison- Mack, your brother has gone mad. He's about to release a twenty foot snake that could possibly kill Josh.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Finally, he might not be that stupid anymore.
Portland Madison- Mack, this is serious.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, fine, let's stop him.
(Mack and Portland head for Mack's mansion.)
Scene 8- Boy's Mansion
(Mack and Portland quickly rush in to find Devon outside of Josh's room with the snake.)
Portland Madison- Devon.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Stop.
Devon Jonson- I'm sorry but that lunatic has driven me crazy for the last time.
(Devon slowly opens Josh's door to see Josh on his bed and Penelope annoying him.)
Penelope Ann Huff- Josh, just tell me what I have to do for you to like me.
Josh Finklestein- Penelope, you could do anything but nothing would make me find someone like you attractive.
(Devon let's the snake into Josh's room.)
Josh Finklestein- AHHHH!!!!
Penelope Ann Huff- AHHHHH!!!
Josh Finklestein- A SNAKE!!!
Penelope Ann Huff- WHAT THE FUDGE BALLS IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Devon, Mack, and Portland come running in.)
Portland Madison- Penelope.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Josh.
Devon Jonson- I got you good.
Josh Finklestein- I am getting out of here.
(Josh quickly grabs his suitcase and runs out the door.)
Penelope Ann Huff- You people suck.
(Penelope storms off.)
Scene 9- Hangout
(Mack, Penelope, Devon and Portland were at a table when Josh walks up.)
Josh Finklestein- Well, your wish has come true. I'm leaving this school and never returning.
Portland Madison- Great.
Devon Jonson- Fine.
Penelope Ann Huff- Go right ahead.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Nothing is holding you back.
Josh Finklestein- Well, okay then.
(Josh walks away.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Finally he's gone.
Penelope/Devon/Portland- YEAH!!!
Guest Starring-
Clair Higginbottom
Josh Finklestein
Larry Martinez
Absent-
Chloe Jones
Stephanie Williams
Trevor Mitchel
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