Friday, October 7, 2011

"The Return of Finklestein"

Scene 1- Hangout




(Mack, Penelope, Devon and Portland were at a table when Clair Higginbottom walks over.)


Clair Higginbottom- Mack, Devon I have some bad news.


Mack Dylan Cooper- What?


Clair Higginbottom- Josh Finklestein is back.


Mack/Penelope/Devon- WHAT?!?!?!


Portland Madison- Who's Josh Finklestein?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, when we first got here. Me, Devon and Trevor got to our mansion.


Flashback-


(Mack, Devon and Trevor walk inside.)


Trevor Mitchel- Whoa, this is so cool.


Devon Jonson- Cool, this is awesome.


Mack Dylan Cooper- I think I'm gonna cry.


Devon Jonson- Oh my God, and for the next 4 years this is all ours.


Trevor Mitchel- Good thing we don't have to share with some loser.


(Knock, knock, knock.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Hello.


Josh Finklestein- Hello, I'm Josh Finklestein, and I live with you now.


Devon Jonson- Oh that's nice but I think you live far across the island.


Josh Finklestein- No it says right here in my pocket size Spring handbook that I live here.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well sorry but you see...


Devon Jonson- Finklestein, get out before I shove your head into the ground.


Josh Finklestein- Well I'm not leaving and I'm telling Principle Higginbottom on you.


Trevor Mitchel- Fine see what happens.


Flashback Ends-


Mack Dylan Cooper- So that's who Josh Finklestein is.


(Josh walks up.)


Josh Finklestein- Hello, losers, I'm back.


(He looks at Portland.)


Josh Finklestein- And may I say you are smokin' hot.


Penelope Ann Huff- What about me?


Josh Finklestein- Yeah, not really.


Portland Madison- Sorry, dork, but I'm taken.


Devon Jonson- This is Portland, she's dating Trevor Mitchel.


Josh Finklestein- Oh yeah, the tall French dude. Well Portland are you sure you wouldn't wanna try dating short Greek guys.


Portland Madison- Um, no.


Josh Finklestein- Well, where's Stephanie, Jo and Trevor?


Clair Higginbottom- Stephanie is in Texas, Jo left for an exchange program and Trevor is on a class trip to Mexico.


(Clair Higginbottom walks off.)


Josh Finklestein- Oh, Mack and Devon, we're gonna be mansion-mates.


(Josh walks off.)


Penelope Ann Huff- I can't believe it.


Mack Dylan Cooper- What, me, Devon, Trevor and JOSH will all be mansion-mates.


Penelope Ann Huff- No, he didn't think I'm gorgeous.


Scene 2- Boy's Mansion




(Mack and Devon walk in to find Josh having movers remove all of Mack and Devon's stuff.)


Devon Jonson- Whoa, whoa, whoa.


Mack Dylan Cooper- What are you doing?


Josh Finklestein- Well, I need the extra space for my things so I moved all of your stuff into a storage facility.


Devon Jonson- I'LL PUT YOU IN A STORAGE FACILITY!!!


(Devon runs toward Josh but Mack stops him.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon, Devon, Devon, no, no, no. Don't kill him yet.


Josh Finklestein- Oh, and if you're wandering where Trevor's stuff is, I had it sent to a dump.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon, you can kill him now.


(Devon starting beating the crap out of Josh.)


Scene 3- The Pier




(Penelope and Portland sit down on a bench.)


Penelope Ann Huff- I just don't get why doesn't Josh find me attractive.


Portland Madison- Well, Josh thought I was hot so maybe you should start looking like me.


Penelope Ann Huff- I wouldn't do that even if the world depended on it.


Portland Madison- Fine, but I'm just reminding you that a GEEK doesn't find you attractive.


Penelope Ann Huff- I, I, I-


Portland Madison- Let it all out.


Penelope Ann Huff- Uh, no. You'll see, I'll get Josh to find me attractive.


(Penelope walks off')


Portland Madison- This can't be good.


(Portland rushes after her.)


Scene 4- Ba Boom Ba




(Josh was sitting at a table when Larry came over.)


Larry Martinez- Hi I'm Larry, the owner. Someone will be with you shortly.


Josh Finklestein- Thank you, I'm Josh Finklestein-


Larry Martinez- Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're Josh Finklestein. My sister Jo knew you. GET OUT!!!


Josh Finklestein- What?


Larry Martinez- GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!!


Josh Finklestein- Wow, just because your sister doesn't like me doesn't mean you don't have to like me.


Larry Martinez- Me and Jo both own “Ba Boom Ba” and “Boom Ba Boom”. NOW GET OUT!!!


Josh Finklestein- Fine, fine, I'm leaving.


(Josh leaves “Ba Boom Ba”.)


Scene 5- Hangout




(Josh was walking when Penelope stepped in his way ripped jeans on and a sleeveless top.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Hello Josh, do you find me attractive now?


Josh Finklestein- Um, not really.


Penelope Ann Huff- WHY!?!?!?


Josh Finklestein- Because, I don't judge girls by how they look. I judge them by personality and yours is offal.


Penelope Ann Huff- What, I-


Josh Finklestein- Se ya.


(Josh walks away.)


Penelope Ann Huff- What, who would judge a girl by her personality instead of her hotness?


Scene 6- Girls Mansion




(Portland was on a couch eating popcorn when Devon rushed in with a snake rapped around his neck.)


Portland Madison- Do I even wanna know?


Devon Jonson- Probably not but I'm telling you anyways.


Portland Madison- Fine.


Devon Jonson- Well, I heard that Josh is afraid of snakes, so this should run him right off the island faster than you can say Pumpernickel.


Portland Madison- Well, I don't know if that will work.


Devon Jonson- Why not?


(Devon steps closer and Portland motions him to back away.)


Portland Madison- Don't you dare come close to me with that thing. Anyways, Josh could just let Principal Higginbottom know about the snake.


Devon Jonson- Still, it's worth a try.


(Devon leaves.)


Portland Madison- Great, now I have to get up and try to stop him.


(Portland chases after Devon.)


Scene 7- Hangout




(Mack was walking and he bumps into Portland.)


Portland Madison- Mack, your brother has gone mad. He's about to release a twenty foot snake that could possibly kill Josh.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Finally, he might not be that stupid anymore.


Portland Madison- Mack, this is serious.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, fine, let's stop him.


(Mack and Portland head for Mack's mansion.)


Scene 8- Boy's Mansion




(Mack and Portland quickly rush in to find Devon outside of Josh's room with the snake.)


Portland Madison- Devon.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Stop.


Devon Jonson- I'm sorry but that lunatic has driven me crazy for the last time.


(Devon slowly opens Josh's door to see Josh on his bed and Penelope annoying him.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Josh, just tell me what I have to do for you to like me.


Josh Finklestein- Penelope, you could do anything but nothing would make me find someone like you attractive.


(Devon let's the snake into Josh's room.)


Josh Finklestein- AHHHH!!!!


Penelope Ann Huff- AHHHHH!!!


Josh Finklestein- A SNAKE!!!


Penelope Ann Huff- WHAT THE FUDGE BALLS IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?


(Devon, Mack, and Portland come running in.)


Portland Madison- Penelope.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Josh.


Devon Jonson- I got you good.


Josh Finklestein- I am getting out of here.


(Josh quickly grabs his suitcase and runs out the door.)


Penelope Ann Huff- You people suck.


(Penelope storms off.)


Scene 9- Hangout




(Mack, Penelope, Devon and Portland were at a table when Josh walks up.)


Josh Finklestein- Well, your wish has come true. I'm leaving this school and never returning.


Portland Madison- Great.


Devon Jonson- Fine.


Penelope Ann Huff- Go right ahead.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Nothing is holding you back.


Josh Finklestein- Well, okay then.


(Josh walks away.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Finally he's gone.


Penelope/Devon/Portland- YEAH!!!


Guest Starring-


Clair Higginbottom

Josh Finklestein

Larry Martinez


Absent-


Chloe Jones

Stephanie Williams

Trevor Mitchel






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