Friday, November 18, 2011

"Springs vs. Blings: Lucas Dumps Chloe"

Scene 1- Hangout




(Mack and Angie were at a table when Chloe and Lucas walk up.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh look, the wicked witch of the east approaches.


Chloe Jones- Ha, ha, ha, very funny. Plus, don't you mean wicked witch of the West?


Mack Dylan Cooper- No, I wish you were the one who was under a house.


Angie Page- Um, Mack, who is she?


Chloe Jones- I'm an old “friend” you might say of Mack's.


Angie Page- Oh, well I'm Mack's new girlfriend Angie Page.


Chloe Jones- Oh, oh is that right?


Angie Page- Yes, yes it is, um...


Chloe Jones- Chloe, my name is Chloe. Um, will you excuse me and Mack for a minute?


Angie Page- Sure.


(Chloe pulls Mack away.)


Chloe Jones- What do you think you're doing?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Um, having a new girlfriend that would never make out with my brother.


Chloe Jones- Well, I don't like her one bit.


Mack Dylan Cooper- What, are you jealous?


Chloe Jones- No, I'm just unsure about this girl.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Just admit you're jealous and we can move on. We've broken up several times before. Why can't it be like one of those times?


Chloe Jones- Because I'm not jealous and I really hate you right now.


Mack Dylan Cooper- So that means you really love me right now?


Chloe Jones- Yes, no, wait, what, huh, errrrrrrrrrrrr.


(Mack and Chloe walk back to Lucas and Angie.)


Lucas- You know, we should do a double date sometime.


Chloe Jones- No, no.


Mack Dylan Cooper- That's not necessary.


Angie Page- Great idea.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie, you don't realize what you're getting yourself into.


(Angie just ignored him.)


Angie Page- I know, tonight me and Mack are going to “Boom Ba Boom”. Maybe you guys could come?


Chloe Jones- Oh, no we couldn't. We-


Lucas- We'd love to come.


Angie Page- Great, we'll see you tonight.


(Chloe and Lucas walk away.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie, what have you done?


Scene 2- The Bluff




(Devon and Lilly were fighting with staffs while Penelope was watching.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Good my friends, good. Fight like there's no tomorrow.


Devon Jonson- OK, lets take a break.


Lilly- Perfect.


(Lilly knocks Devon over with her staff.)


Penelope Ann Huff- Come on, Devon, put more effort into it.


Devon Jonson- Oh come on, she cheated.


Lilly- You should have seen it coming.


Devon Jonson- Well I didn't, cheater.


Lilly- Oh my gosh, I wasn't cheating.


Devon Jonson- Oh please, you were so.


Lilly- Don't you see, this is why we broke up. Now I get why. We always fight Devon. It's not good for us.


Penelope Ann Huff- That does it you two. Either break up or get couples counseling.


Devon Jonson- Penelope, you do realize we're not actually married.


Penelope Ann Huff- I mean go see a therapist. Here's a card.


(Penelope hands them a card.)


Penelope Ann Huff- He helped me with my anger management problems. Now I only steal candy from three babies a day.


Devon Jonson- Um, that's swell.


Lilly- Yeah, that’s good for babies everywhere.


Devon Jonson- Except for the ones you rob.


(Devon and Lilly give a frightened smile, walk backwards slowly and make a run for it.)


Scene 3- Girls Mansion




(Chloe stomps in and slams the door behind her. Stephanie and Portland walk over to her.)


Chloe Jones- I AM GONNA KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stephanie Williams- Whoa, don't get violent with the door.


Portland Madison- Yeah, what's your problem?


Chloe Jones- My problem is Lucas. Him and Angie set up a double date with me and Lucas and Angie and Mack. Lucas and Angie don't even know about Mack and I's past.


Portland Madison- Just have you and Mack act like you two are friends and every time they turn around go back to hating.


Stephanie Williams- It could possibly work. Also, I don't get why you guys keep it a secret from Angie and Lucas.


Chloe Jones- Well, we just don't wanna make things awkward for us. And even though me and Mack hate each other I am not letting him in the way of anything.


Stephanie Williams- Good for you. You finally realize that he's nothing but a rotten skunkbag.


Portland Madison- Oh come on, he's not bad.


(Chloe and Stephanie cross their arms and stare at her.)


Scene 4- Boy's Mansion




(Mack storms into the mansion and slams the door behind him. He is greeted by Devon and Trevor.)


Trevor Mitchel- Why do people always have to take their anger out on the door?


Mack Dylan Cooper- SHUT UP!!!


Devon Jonson- What's got you upset?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie and Lucas set up a double date with me and Chloe.


Devon Jonson- Now I see it.


Trevor Mitchel- Does Angie and Lucas know that you and Chloe are broken up from last year?


Mack Dylan Cooper- No, no, no, never. If they knew then things would be too awkward.


Devon Jonson- Just cancel the date and say something came up. Say Trevor broke his arm.


Trevor Mitchel- But I never broke my arm.


(Devon body slams him out a window.)


Devon Jonson- Now you did.


Trevor Mitchel- Errr.


Scene 5- A Therapist's Office




(Devon and Lilly were sitting in chairs when the therapist walks in.)


Mr. Pipp- Hello, I'm Mr. Pipp.


(Devon and Lilly burst out laughing.)


Mr. Pipp- Quiet.


Lilly- Sorry but your name is Mr. Pipp.


Devon Jonson- Who is your brother, Dr. Pepper?


(Devon and Lilly continue laughing.)


Mr. Pipp- I think I might take that offer on transferring to Guatemala.


Lilly- OK, look, just do what you need to do.


Devon Jonson- Make us do trust exercises or whatever.


Lilly- Then we'll be on our way.


Mr. Pipp- Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast. Sit down.


Devon/Lilly- Errrrr.


Scene 6- Boom Ba Boom




(Angie and Lucas walked in and Mack and Chloe came in behind them pushing and shoving.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Can you get out of the way?


Chloe Jones- Maybe if you would let me.


Mack Dylan Cooper- How about you jump off a cliff?


Chloe Jones- As soon as someone pushes you into a volcano.


(They finally walk over to Angie and Lucas when Larry approaches them.)


Larry Martinez- Hello Mack, hello Chloe. Ever since you two broke up I-


(Mack and Chloe grab Larry and run to the back room.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Will you shut up?


Chloe Jones- Lucas and Angie don't know about us being ex boy and girlfriend.


Larry Martinez- Sorry, I didn't know. Ever since Jo left I have been so busy. Portland quit on me.


Mack Dylan Cooper- How about you find a new assistant?


Chloe Jones- Hire Stephanie.


Larry Martinez- No way man, she's way too clingy.


Chloe Jones- Whatever, just keep quiet about me and Mack.


(Mack, Chloe, and Larry walk back.)


Larry Martinez- Your table is right this way.


(Larry walks Mack, Angie, Chloe, and Lucas to a table and Larry walks away.)


Angie Page- So I hear you and Mack have been friends for about a year and a half.


Chloe Jones- Um, yeah, sure.


(Chloe glares at Mack.)


Lucas- Chloe, it seems like you're are never around Mack and the others.


Angie Page- Yeah, why is that?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, we've been kind of busy.


(Mack and Chloe smile nervously.)


Scene 7- A Therapist's Office




(Devon and Lilly were standing annoyed while Mr. Pipp was instructing a trust exercise.)


Lilly- So what is the main point of all this?


Devon Jonson- We're not in drama class.


Mr. Pipp- The point is for you two to learn to trust each other. And then when you trust you don't fight. And when you don't fight you're in a happy mood.


Devon Jonson- I'm starting to get it.


Lilly- Yeah, I'm starting to get the fact that this therapist is a huge waste of time.


Devon Jonson- Yeah, me and Lilly were made to nag each other. You can't change us.


(When Devon and Lilly leave the room Mr. Pipp removes his mask and is Sienna, Mack's ex-girlfriend.)


Sienna Grace- Everything is set. Payback is sweet.


(Sienna grins.)


Scene 8- Boom Ba Boom




(Mack, Angie, Chloe and Lucas were eating their meals.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- The steak here is the best.


Chloe Jones- No way. The lobster always overpowers the steak.


Mack Dylan Cooper- No, I believe it's the other way around.


Chloe Jones- Lobster.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Steak.


Chloe Jones- Lobster.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Steak.


Chloe Jones- Lobster.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Steak.


Angie Page- Will you shut up and stop fighting?


Chloe Jones- Mack, can I see you back there for a minute?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Sure.


(Mack and Chloe go to the back of the restaurant.)


Chloe Jones- That is it. I can't take it anymore. This double date is horrible.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Do you know how hard it is to pretend the girl who two-timed me with my brother is my best friend?


Chloe Jones- Why don't you make some excuse to get out of here?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Here's a better idea. How about you pay the bill and leave.


Chloe Jones- Why don't you?


Mack Dylan Cooper- How about you drop dead?


(Mack and Chloe then make out and Lucas sees it.)


Lucas- Chloe.


Chloe Jones- Oh, Lucas, you just saw that didn't you?


Lucas- Yeah, I saw everything.


Chloe Jones- Oh baby-


Lucas- Don't even, Chloe. We're through.


Chloe Jones- Lucas, please.


(Lucas just ignores her and leaves.)


Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe, he better not tell Angie anything because if he does he's getting a frying pan to the head.


(Mack and Chloe walk back to the table.)


Angie Page- Oh, hey guys. Where's Lucas?


Chloe Jones- He broke up with me.


Angie Page- Oh, that's so sad.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Um, Angie.


Angie Page- Yeah?


Mack Dylan Cooper- Well there's no easy way to put this but me and Chloe used to go out. We were a couple for practically the whole ninth grade.


Angie Page- Oh, um, that's, um, nice to hear.


(Angie looks away angrily.)


Angie Page- Well, I think we should get back together now.


Mack Dylan Cooper- Alright, I'll get the car running.


(When Mack leaves, Angie glares at Chloe.)


Angie Page- Look Chloe, I think you're nice. I like you as a friend too. Just one little thing. If I ever catch you flirting with Mack while he's mine, I will kill you. Literally kill you.


(Angie walks away.)


Chloe Jones- Why did he tell her?


(When Chloe leaves the building Sienna is seen holding a menu and sitting in the booth behind them.)


Scene 9- The Bluff




(Sienna walks up to the rocks.)


Sienna Grace- They'll never see it coming.


(Sienna takes the knife she's holding and throws it at the wall.)


Guest Starring-


Larry Martinez

Lilly

Lucas

Mr. Pipp

Sienna Grace

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