"Coopers vs. Huffs"

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack was walking when he came to Penelope.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey Penelope, my parents' miners just struck gold. Me and my family are richer than ever.

Penelope Ann Huff- That isn't as nearly as good as what my mother and Roger did. Let's just say Hawaii is no longer part of the US. It's part of Pennyville.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Who's Penny?

Penelope Ann Huff- It's my mother. Penny Ann Huff.

(Penny walks up.)

Penny Ann Huff- Did someone say my name?

Penelope Ann Huff- Mom, what are you doing here?

Penny Ann Huff- I'm here to meet with Alana and Mackenzie. Yo, Roger get out here and hug your step daughter.

(Roger comes over with like a thousand of Penny's bags piled on his back.)

Roger Malone- Coming dear. Just let me put down these bags. Penelope, your mother really over packs.

(Penny slaps him.)

Penny Ann Huff- And who is this young man?

Penelope Ann Huff- This is Mack. He's one of my friends and he is also one of the sons of Alana and Mackenzie. Right now Devon is on a field trip to Alaska along with my friend Trevor Mitchel and Mack's ex-girlfriend slash my frenemy Chloe Jones.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, so now you admit you don't fully hate her anymore.

Penelope Ann Huff- Look, I gotta take my parents to their guest mansion.

(Penelope walks away with Penny and Roger.)

Scene 2- The Pier

(Stephanie and Portland sit down at a bench.)

Stephanie Williams- You know, I wonder what happened to Lilly. She hasn't been seen for two days.

Portland Madison- Yeah, she admitted she lied, kept her head down and left.

Stephanie Williams- I never thought that chick was right in the head.

(Larry walks over.)

Larry Martinez- Hi, um, Portland, do you want the job as new assistant manager of “Boom Ba Boom”?

Portland Madison- Uh, sure. Why me?

Larry Martinez- Cause you're hot. It will attract more customers.

Stephanie Williams- Wait, wait, wait. I applied for that job last year and I didn't get it. You said only people with blood of a Martinez could work there.

Larry Martinez- Yeah, well she never ruined the restaurant and beat me with wooden boards like you and Bertha did.

Stephanie Williams- But-

Larry Martinez- Zip it, Williams.

(Larry and Portland walk away.)

Scene 3- The Bluff

(Stephanie was looking over at the view when Lilly walks over)

Lilly- Hello Stephanie.

Stephanie Williams- Oh, Lilly, I thought you might have left.

Lilly- Well, I didn't.

Stephanie Williams- Well, thanks for taking back what you said at the dance.

Lilly- Oh, sure, you're welcome. Hey I have a question for you.

Stephanie Williams- Oh, what it it?

Lilly- Why do you like Devon?

Stephanie Williams- Well, he's nice. He wasn't like Mack or Trevor where they would always fight back at my comments. When Derek dumped me he actually comforted me.

Lilly- Well, it's just you two are two years apart and have nothing in common.

Stephanie Williams- Well, we must have something in common because during freshman year for the winter dance we had to take a survey that would match each other up. Well, I got matched with Devon. Back then I hated it but if it happened this year I would have loved it.

Lilly- Well, I just wanna say one thing: I may have felt guilty this time but this isn't over.

(Lilly leaves.)

Scene 4- The Council Room

(Alana and Mackenzie walk up to a long table that has Penny, Penelope and Roger. Then Mack walks in and Angie walks in wearing a red shiny dress.)

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Hello Penny, I don't believe I've met the husband.

Penny Ann Huff- This is Roger Malone, my twentieth husband. I've met Alana and Mack but who is this young lady?

Mack Dylan Cooper- This is Angie Page. She is my girlfriend.

Angie Page- Hi Penelope, hi Mr. and Mrs. Huff and Malone.

Penny Ann Huff- Well, let's get down to business shall we. Look, no one is buying our water anymore. Everyone is into this thing called “Lighzz ADE”.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Well, we can't control what people drink these days. We really want people to buy our product but people won't.

Penny Ann Huff- Look, we just bought Hawaii we don't need this.

Roger Malone- That's right we're done with this place.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Whoa, you can't just quit on us.

Penny Ann Huff- Watch us.

Penelope Ann Huff- Whoa, whoa, whoa, mom, what are you doing? I don't think this is the best idea.

Roger Malone- Penelope, this argument isn't between you and us. It's between your mother and I and Alana and Mackenzie.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Yeah, that goes for you and Angie as well.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Mom, Dad, just don't let them go.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- It's too late.

Penny Ann Huff- Big time. Let's go Penelope.

(Penny, Roger, and Penelope leave.)

Scene 5- The Pier

(Mack and Angie walk to a table.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I can't believe what happened with me and Penelope's parents last night.

Angie Page- I know. They just all of a sudden got in a fight and left.

(Stephanie rushes over.)

Stephanie Williams- Hide me.

Angie Page- From who?

Stephanie Williams- Lilly, she's out to get me.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Whoa, wait, what?

Angie Page- Why?

Stephanie Williams- Because she thinks I'm what made her feel guilty.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, I have bigger problems, my and Penelope's parents got into a fight and ended businesses together. Without their businesses The Springs will go in the toilet.

Angie Page- That's right. I was finally able to convince my parents to let me transfer here. If I have to come back then I won't be able show my face ever again.

Stephanie Williams- Man, you people bore me to death.

(Stephanie storms off Penelope rushes over.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Mack, we have a big problem. Me and your parents are beating each other up. Can you get your stinkin' parents to apologize.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey, your parents started it.

Penelope Ann Huff- Excuse me, but your parents are the ones who started it, not mine.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, so now your blaming my parents. Wow, let me think, yours were the ones that started fighting.

Penelope Ann Huff- I don't need this.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Neither do I.

(Mack and Penelope storm of in opposite directions.)

Angie Page- Now the right thing to do would probably be to say out of it. Then again the fun thing to do is fix it myself. I'm gonna need Portland.

(Angie walks away.)

Scene 6- “Boom Ba Boom”

(Larry and Portland were at the counter.)

Portland Madison- OK, so I'm suppose to say that I'm the new assistant manager and my name is Portland Madison.

Larry Martinez- No, you're suppose to say that your name is Portland Martinez.

Portland Madison- Um, OK.

Larry Martinez- Now get to work.

(Angie rushes in.)

Angie Page- Portland, I need your help.

Portland Madison- Why?

Angie Page- Because, Penelope and Mack and their parents got into a fight and stopped working together.

Portland Madison- So.

Angie Page- Well, without them working together then the Springs is over. And if the Springs is over then that means I have to go back to the Blings. If I have to go back then I'll never be able to show my face again.

Portland Madison- Fine, I'll help you but I don't get off work until 6.

Angie Page- Let me handle that.

(Angie walks over to Larry.)

Angie Page- Hi Larry, yeah, um, PORTLAND QUITS!!!

(Angie grabs Portland's arm and runs out of the building.)

Scene 7- Girls Mansion

(Angie, Mack, Alana and Mackenzie walk inside.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, Angie, can you tell us why we all had to come?

(Portland walks in with Penelope, Penny, and Roger.)

Penelope Ann Huff- YOU!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- YOU!!!

Penny Ann Huff- What's going on here?

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- I'd like to know the same.

(Everyone looks at Angie and Portland.)

Portland Madison- You guys need to make up.

Angie Page- For the good of the school. We put together this presentation video.

(Portland turns on a TV. It has Larry, Stephanie, Lilly and Bertha.)

Larry Martinez- I think that the Coopers and the Huffs should just make up.

Stephanie Williams- If they don't make up then who knows what would happen to this island.

Lilly- This island makes me feel at home. Without the Cooper's and the Huff's water business then this place would be history.

Bertha Scar- None of us want it to end. Please make up.

(Portland shuts of the TV.)

Angie Page- Don't you guys see how much this means to people everywhere.

Portland Madison- Please make up.

(Larry, Stephanie, Lilly and Bertha rush in.)

Everyone- Please.

Penny Ann Huff- Well.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- OK.

Lilly- Now there was something I meant to do.

Angie Page- Didn't you wanna kill Stephanie or some thing?

Lilly- That's right, STEPHANIE YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!

(Lilly begins chasing Stephanie.)

Guest Starring-

Alana Rivera-Cooper

Bertha Scar

Larry Martinez

Lilly

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.

Penny Ann Huff

Roger Malone

Absent-

Devon Jonson

Chloe Jones

Trevor Mitchel