"A Mack Springs Christmas"

Scene 1- Hangout



(Mack and Angie are at a table when Chloe walks up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Speaking of the devil.

Chloe Jones- Oh shut up. Anyways, this Christmas will be the best. For one thing I won't be seeing you. Also I'm going back to Canada for a ski trip.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You know what my Christmas wish is?

Chloe Jones- What?

Mack Dylan Cooper- FOR YOU TO GET HIT BY A BUS YOU CHEATING SKUNKBAG!!!

Chloe Jones- Wow, it's Christmas Eve and you're still aggravating me. I have an 11:00 flight back to Canada so see ya.

(Chloe walks away.)

Angie Page- What did you ever see in her?

Mack Dylan Cooper- She was nice when we met. Oh, I called in for my private jet. The trip is all set. We'll be spending Christmas at my parents' snow lodge.

Angie Page- Perfect.

Scene 2- Girls Mansion



(Penelope was packing a suit case when a furious Stephanie came in with a magazine.)

Stephanie Williams- Penelope, have you seen the cover for this week's “Gabby's Gossip” magazine?

Penelope Ann Huff- No, why?

Stephanie Williams- The covers says “Penelope Escapes The Slammer Once Again”.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh that came out in Dominican Republic two weeks ago.

Stephanie Williams- Penelope, this is ruining my reputation. I got kicked out of the VIP at “Boom Ba Boom” and “Ba Boom Ba” because I'm one of your best friends.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah, I really don't care. Look, I'm kind of busy right now. I have to finish packing for Christmas. I'm visiting Jo.

Stephanie Williams- Why?

Penelope Ann Huff- Cause I was banned from the Dominican Republic and my parents are in the middle of a huge law suit. I need to be in Florida by 5:00.

(Chloe storms in and grabs a suit case from a closet.)

Chloe Jones- I really hate Mack right now.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh shut up, no one cares about your problems.

Stephanie Williams- Don't listen to her Chloe.

Chloe Jones- Well at least I'll be in Canada and far, far away from Penelope.

Stephanie Williams- Don't forget Mack.

Chloe Jones- He'll be spending Christmas with Angie at his parents Christmas lodge.

Stephanie Williams- Oh, well I'm going on a tropical cruise in the Caribbeans. I hate winter. Devon's suppose to pick me up in ten minutes to drive me to the airport.

Penelope Ann Huff- Why, all of a sudden, do you show so much interest in him?

Stephanie Williams- What are you talking about?

Chloe Jones- Well, for the past four months you and Devon have been spending a lot of time together.

Penelope Ann Huff- What, is he your secret boyfriend?

(Penelope and Chloe look at each other and begin laughing.)

Chloe Jones- Like that would ever happen.

Penelope Ann Huff- Stephanie and Devon wouldn't get together if the world depended on it.

(Penelope's phone rings and she answers it.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hello.

Jo Martinez- Hey girl.

(Penelope puts the phone on speaker.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Guys, it's an old friend.

Chloe Jones- Jo, hey.

Jo Martinez- Hey Chloe, how's the old McChloe doing? I can't believe I missed the one year mark.

Stephanie Williams- Jo, do you even check your Face Book page anymore?

Penelope Ann Huff- McChloe ended like a month after you left and now they hate each other.

Jo Martinez- Oh, so Chloe, is Mack single now?

Chloe Jones- No, a month ago he began dating a girl Angie Page and I began dating a boy Lucas at the beginning of the year.

Jo Martinez- Well, don't tell me anyone replaced me.

Penelope Ann Huff- Believe me Jo, no one could replace you. But someone new took your room.

Stephanie Williams- Some chick named Portland Madison.

Jo Martinez- Is her middle name Amber?

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah.

Jo Martinez- That's my cousin. It's my Aunt's daughter. I'm gonna snap that girl like a twig at the next family reunion.

Penelope Ann Huff- Jo, I gotta go. I need to finish packing and I need to change my phone for the trip.

Jo Martinez- K. Tell Mack, Larry, and the others I say hi.

Penelope Ann Huff- K, bye.

Jo Martinez- Bye.

(Penelope and Jo hang up.)

Chloe Jones- OK guys, I'm leaving now. See you in two weeks. By the way, I hope you guys all have transportation to the airport and stuff because I'm taking Penelope's convertible.

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey, I never said you could use my car-

Chloe Jones- See ya.

(Chloe grabs the keys and her suitcase and leaves.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I am so spray painting her room and everything she owns.

(Portland and Trevor walk in.)

Portland Madison- Hey Penelope, I hope you realize Chloe just drove off in your car.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah, I know.

Stephanie Williams- Is Jo Martinez your cousin?

Portland Madison- Yeah, why?

Penelope Ann Huff- Just a heads up. She's gonna kill you at the next family reunion.

Portland Madison- Yeah, she sucks. She tries but never succeeds.

Trevor Mitchel- OK Portland, get your bags. The limo is right outside. A whole Christmas at the beach down in South America. By the way, the snow is coming down hard. We need to hurry up.

(Portland grabs her suitcase and Trevor and her leave when Devon rushes in.)

Devon Jonson- Come on Stephanie before I leave you behind.

Stephanie Williams- I'm coming. Now quit nagging me.

Devon Jonson- See ya.

Stephanie Williams- Fine, fine, I'm coming. I was still getting my makeup kit in order.

Devon Jonson- Just throw everything all in. Let's move, let's move.

Stephanie Williams- Alright, already.

(Stephanie grabs her suitcase and makeup kit and Devon tries opening the door.)

Devon Jonson- It won't budge.

Stephanie Williams- What?

Penelope Ann Huff- You've gotta be kidding me. Let me through.

(Penelope tries opening the door but it was stuck. Penelope looks out the window.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I see the problem. The weather is so cold that it iced the door and windows. We're trapped.

Stephanie Williams- Please tell me you have a wall phone?

Devon Jonson- What is this? 2001-2010?

Penelope Ann Huff- No one has wall phones anymore except the elderly and the hippies.

Devon Jonson- Plus, the snow cut out all cell signal.

Stephanie Williams- So we're stuck here.

Penelope Ann Huff- Wait, if we're stuck then that means I'll miss my flight to Florida and I won't see Jo. YOU GOTTA GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GO INSANE!!!

Scene 3- The Springs Airport



(Chloe walks up to the ticket agent.)

Chloe Jones- Hi, I'm Chloe Jones, I have a one way ticket to Vancouver, Canada.

Ticket Agent- Oh I'm sorry but all flights have been canceled due to the horrible snow storm.

Chloe Jones- What? You have got to be kidding me. Are you saying I won't make it to Vancouver in time for Christmas? Look, I need to get away from my snobby mansion-mate Penelope and my ex-boyfriend Mack. I just have to.

Ticket Agent- Well, just have a seat and I'll see what I can do.

(Chloe takes her suitcase and sits next to a guy holding a newspaper. When he puts it down it's Lucas.)

Lucas- Chloe?

Chloe Jones- Oh crap. This is just great. I try getting away from my ex-boyfriend and then I run into my most recent ex-boyfriend.

Lucas- What are you doing here?

Chloe Jones- I was planning on flying to Canada for Hanukah.

Lucas- Chloe, I've been meaning to talk to you. I think we should get back together.

(Chloe stares at him with a shocked look.)

Scene 4- A Private Airport



(Mack and Angie walk into a private airport.)

Angie Page- Whoa, this is so cool.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I know. This is where people go when they have their own jet or plane or helicopter. We'll be taking my jet. All I have to do is sign us in and we're good to go.

(Mack and Angie walk to a check in table where they are greeted by Bertha.)

Bertha Scar- What do you two think you're doing?
Mack Dylan Cooper- We're checking in. I'm flying to my Christmas lodge with Angie.

Angie Page- Now scurry along back to your mansion.

Bertha Scar- Principal Higginbottom hired me to work up here. And due to this snow storm no one is leaving.

Mack/Angie- WHAT?!?!?!

Bertha Scar- You heard me. You can talk to my co-worker person.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine.

(Lilly comes out of an office.)

Lilly- What it is the stinkin' problem?

Mack Dylan Cooper- You've gotta be kidding me. Lilly works here.

Lilly- Oh look, Mack and Angie wanted to go on their special Christmas vacation. Well tough luck.

Angie Page- You're just trying to ruin our vacation, aren't you? You don't really care about the weather.

Lilly- Oh you know me so well.

Scene 5- A Beach in South America



(Portland is tanning outside while Trevor gets her a drink. When he gets her a drink, a girl walks up to him.)

Gabriela- Oh hi, I'm Gabriela. You are cute.

(When Portland hears that she marches right over.)

Trevor Mitchel- Yeah, I'm sorry, but I have a girlfriend.

Gabriela- Well I don't see her.

(Portland walks up behind her.)

Portland Madison- Turn around.

(Gabriela turns around.)

Portland Madison- Now you do.

Gabriela- Oh, is it behind the ugly and annoying girl?

Portland Madison- You do not wanna go there.

Gabriela- I think I just did.

Portland Madison- Oh really?

Gabriela- Really.

Portland Madison- Fine.

(Portland takes the smoothie from Trevor and pores it on Gabriela.)

Portland Madison- Oops, sorry.

Trevor Mitchel- Um, Portland.

Portland Madison- Trevor, we're leaving.

Trevor Mitchel- OK, OK.

(Portland takes Trevor by the arm and they leave.)

Scene 6- Girls Mansion



(Devon and Stephanie are trying to keep warm with a fire while Penelope is trying to bust open the door.)

Devon Jonson- Penelope, calm down and enjoy the fire.

Penelope Ann Huff- NEVER!!! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I BUST THIS DOOR OPEN TO FREEDOM!!!

Stephanie Williams- Penelope, you're going insane.

Penelope Ann Huff- What makes you think that?

(Penelope's eye starts twitching and her teeth start scratching.)

Stephanie Williams- Devon, maybe we should go upstairs.

Devon Jonson- Yeah, let's go.

(When Devon and Stephanie start walking upstairs Penelope grabs a stick and lights a match on it. Then she quickly runs to the door and sets it on fire.)

Devon Jonson- Penelope, what are you doing?

Penelope Ann Huff- FREEDOM!!!

(Penelope runs out of the mansion and Devon and Stephanie rush behind her. The whole mansion comes crashing down.)

Stephanie Williams- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Scene 7- A Private Airport



(Mack, Angie, Bertha, and Lilly are all fighting.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, that is it. I give up. I'm just gonna go back to the mansion and spend Christmas here.

Lilly- So does that mean I ruined your Christmas?

Angie Page- Yes, yes, you did. Good job, Merry Christmas, or Hanukah, or Kwanza or whatever you celebrate.

Mack Dylan Cooper- See ya.

(Mack and Angie leave.)

Bertha Scar- Lilly, I hope you realize that we're stuck here too.

Lilly- Crap, you're right. Let's just go back to the mansion.

(Lilly and Bertha leave.)

Scene 8- The Springs Airport



(Chloe gets up and Lucas follows her.)

Lucas- Come on Chloe, let's get back together.

Chloe Jones- Lucas, you broke up with me.

Lucas- I know and it was a big mistake.

Chloe Jones- I might consider it but first tell me why you came crawling back on your knees.

Lucas- First of all, that's not what happened.

Chloe Jones- Look, if you want me back then that's the story were going with.

Lucas- So does that mean...

Chloe Jones- Maybe.

(Lucas crosses his arms and looks at her.)

Chloe Jones- OK yes, we're back together. Now let's go back to the mansions.

(Chloe and Lucas leave the airport.)

Scene 9- Hangout



(Portland and Trevor walk up to a table.)

Trevor Mitchel- Thank you so much for getting us kicked out.

Portland Madison- Hey, I didn't know Gabriela was the Ambassador's daughter.

Trevor Mitchel- Smooth move. Now we're stuck here for Christmas.

Portland Madison- Hey, I said I was sorry.

(Penelope, Devon, and Stephanie walk up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- You guys are stuck here too?

Trevor Mitchel- Portland got us kicked out of SOUTH AMERICA!!!

Devon Jonson- Well, Portland, your mansion burned down due to Penelope going insane.

Portland Madison- WHAT!!!

Stephanie Williams- Penelope, Devon, and I got stuck after the ice froze the mansion. We started a fire in the fireplace. Penelope lit a match on a stick and threw it at the door.

Portland Madison- I'm going to kill you Penelope Ann Huff and Chloe will too when she finds out.

(Chloe and Lucas walk up.)

Chloe Jones- Why will I kill Penelope?

Stephanie Williams- Because she burned down the mansion.

Chloe Jones- I would kill her right now but I won't because me and Lucas got back together.

Penelope Ann Huff- So you're not gonna kill me?

Chloe Jones- Oh I will, just not right now.

(Mack and Angie walk up.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh my gosh, none of us made it off this island.

Angie Page- This is the worst Christmas ever.

Chloe Jones- Tell me about it.

(Jo walks up.)

Jo Martinez- Yeah, tell us.

Penelope Ann Huff- Jo, you're here.

(Everyone hugs her.)

Jo Martinez- After Penelope never showed up at the airport I knew it had to be a snow storm so I flew right on up. First Class of course.

(Angie walks up to Jo.)

Angie Page- Hi Jo, I'm Angie, Mack's new girlfriend.

Jo Martinez- Mack, I can see why you picked her over Chloe.

Chloe Jones- Don't make me kill you too.

Portland Madison- Oh look, cousin Jo. You still think you're all that.

Jo Martinez- Oh, are you challenging me to an ice-skating competition?

Portland Madison- Bring it on.

(Jo grabs a pair of ice skates from her bag.)

Jo Martinez- I came prepared.

(Jo and Portland rush to an ice rink and begin ice skating. Lilly and Bertha walk up.)

Lilly- Wait, I didn't ruin your Christmas, did I?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Nope.

Angie Page- We're perfectly fine.

Chloe Jones- Plus we have Jo.

Lilly- Errr, Bertha let's go.

(Bertha is talking to Mack.)

Bertha Scar- Are you guys gonna have Eggnog?

Trevor Mitchel- Yeah, why?

Bertha Scar- Lilly, I think I'll stay.

Lilly- Errrr!!!

(Lilly storms off.)

Lilly- Worst Christmas ever.

Mack, Penelope, Devon, Chloe, Stephanie, Jo, Angie, Portland, Trevor, Bertha, Lucas- BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!

Special Guest Starring-

Jo Martinez

Guest Starring-

Bertha Scar
Gabriela
Lilly
Lucas

Co-Starring-

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