Saturday, December 24, 2011

"A Penelope's Carol"

Scene 1- Hangout



(Mack and Portland are standing at a stand with Lucas, Devon, Trevor, and Stephanie in line behind them.)

Stephanie Williams- OK, remind me again why we're in line for this.

Devon Jonson- Because we're donating all of our old junk to an orphanage.

Lucas- Plus, Stephanie, you have a lot of old junk.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Okay, everyone we'll take your donations now.

(Penelope walks up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh please, don't tell me you're actually making donations. You should just burn all your junk.

Portland Madison- Penelope, some people actually need your junk.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, I love watching people struggle.

Mack Dylan Cooper- So are you saying you're not donating anything?

Penelope Ann Huff- That is so correct.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Then go, leave, Bon voyage.

Penelope Ann Huff- Fine.

(Penelope walks away.)

Trevor Mitchel- That goth chick is so self centered.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I know.

Scene 2- Girls Mansion



(Devon and Stephanie were making out when Stephanie stopped.)

Devon Jonson- Why'd you stop?

Stephanie Williams- Well, it's Christmas eve so I thought we should exchange presents now.

(Stephanie takes out an iPad.)

Devon Jonson- Whoa, Stephanie, I love it.

(Stephanie gets a text from Penelope.)

Stephanie Williams- Well, I gotta go. You can give me my present tonight. I'll see you later.

(Stephanie leaves and Trevor walks in.)

Stephanie Williams- Move, loser.

(Stephanie closes the door.)

Devon Jonson- Trevor, I'm in trouble.

Trevor Mitchel- Wow, that's a shock.

Devon Jonson- Look, my girlfriend got me this new iPad for Christmas and I don't know what to get her.

Trevor Mitchel- Wow, why would a girl get you something? Lilly never got you anything.

Devon Jonson- Errrr.

Scene 3- The Mall



(Stephanie and Portland were walking.)

Stephanie Williams- So what did Trevor get you for Christmas?

Portland Madison- He bought me a limo and chauffeur.

Stephanie Williams- I bet my boyfriend bought me something great.

Portland Madison- Probably.

(When Stephanie and Portland walk away you can see Devon in a plant with binoculars.)

Devon Jonson- Okay, so Trevor got Portland a limo. I have to beat that.

(Devon leaves.)

Scene 4- The Pier



(Mack was walking when Lucas ran up.)

Lucas- Hey Mack, I have a question.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What?

Lucas- What do you think Chloe wants for Christmas?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh, Chloe doesn't celebrate Christmas. She celebrates Hanukkah. She's Jewish.

Lucas- Oh. Well, what are you getting her for Hanukkah?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh please, I'm not wasting any money on that two timing weasel.

Lucas- Oh, then you're no help.

(Lucas walks away and Penelope walks up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh hey, Ebeneezer Scrooge.

Penelope Ann Huff- Don't tell me you're still on that. Look, I just wanted to say merry Christmas. Enjoy your holiday and I'll see you in the morning.

Mack Dylan Cooper- See ya.

(Mack and Penelope both leave.)

Scene 5- Girls Mansion: Penelope's Room



(Penelope is getting in bed.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I can't wait for tomorrow. It will be Christmas and my mom, her nineteen ex-husbands and Roger will load me in presents.

(Penelope turns off her light. Then at 12:00 she wakes up and is greeted by an angel.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey whats going on here, who are you?

Penelope (Past Christmas Angel)- I'm the angel of Christmas past and I'm here to change your selfish behavior.

Penelope Ann Huff- Um, no thanks.

Penelope (Past Christmas Angel)- Too late.

(The angel flashes her and Penelope six years back.)

Scene 6- A School hallway six years back



(No one can see Penelope and the angel but they're watching Penelope walk down the elementary school hallway with a bunch a girls laughing at her looking like a geek. Then Stephanie trips her and smashes her glasses with her high-heel.)

Young Stephanie Williams- Watch where you're going, geek.

(People start shoving Penelope (ten year old Penelope.)

Young Stephanie Williams- Have a horrible Christmas, loser.

(Stephanie and the other girls walk away. Then the next day on Christmas Stephanie comes up to Penelope and Penelope looks hot.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hello, Stephanie.

(Penelope takes her smoothie and dumps it on her.)

Young Penelope Ann Huff- Oh look, sorry. I tripped.

(Penelope then shoves a pie in her face.)

Young Stephanie Williams- Oh, you did not just do that.

Young Penelope Ann Huff- Wait, I'm not done yet.

(Penelope shoves a cherry on her nose.)

Young Penelope Ann Huff- Now I'm done.

Young Stephanie Williams- What, uh.

(Young Stephanie runs away in tears and Young Penelope begins laughing. The angel flashes Penelope back to her room.)

Scene 7- Girls Mansion: Penelope's Room



(Penelope is tossing and turning and then wakes up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Wow, that was the weirdest dream ever. I need some fresh air.

(When Penelope walks outside she is greeted by another angel.)

Penelope (Future Christmas Angel)- Hello Penelope. I'm your future Christmas angel.

Penelope Ann Huff- Don't tell me there's another one of you.

Penelope (Future Christmas Angel)- Let's go.

(The angel flashes out Penelope.)

Scene 8- An Old Mansion



(Penelope and the angel flash in but no one can see them. It's when Penelope is fifty six years old. She is all alone with no one.)

Old Penelope- No one called to wish me a merry Christmas. I'm gonna call Mack.

(The Old Penelope takes her phone and calls Mack but no one answers.)

Old Penelope- This is the fortieth year straight that he has ignored my phone calls.

(Old Penelope starts crying.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I can't believe it. This is awful. No one will like me.

Penelope (Future Christmas Angel)- It's true. AND it all started when you did what you did to Stephanie. The only way you can change this is if you change your cruel ways.

(The angel flashes Penelope back to her room.)

Scene 9- Hangout



(Stephanie walks up to Devon.)

Stephanie Williams- OK, why did I have to get here so fast?

Devon Jonson- Merry Christmas to you too. Here's your present. A red sports car.

(Devon points out a red sports car.)

Stephanie Williams- Wow Devon, I love it. And here's your other present. An island named Devon's Island.

(Stephanie points out a huge island that’s across from the Springs.)

Devon Jonson- WHAT!!!!

(Stephanie kisses him and Mack, Portland, Trevor and Lucas walk up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, it's official, we don't have enough donations for the orphans.

Portland Madison- Penelope couldn't make one stinkin' donation.

Trevor Mitchel- She's offal.

Lucas- I can't stand that girl.

(Penelope rushes over with a bunch of wrapped presents.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Does this make enough for the orphans.

Portland Madison- Y-Y- YES!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- Why the sudden change?

Stephanie Williams- Don't question it.

Devon Jonson- It's a Christmas miracle.

Penelope Ann Huff- Merry Christmas everyone.

Guest Starring-

Lucas
Penelope (Future Christmas Angel)
Penelope (Past Christmas Angel)
Old Penelope
Young Penelope
Young Stephanie

Absent-

Chloe Jones
Angie Page

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