"Derek Love Stephanie"

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack and Angie are sharing a smoothie when Penelope walks up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey guys, you wanna hang out?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Why?

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, Chloe and Portland are on that school trip to China, and Stephanie is busy doing a science project with Devon. You're all I got.

Angie Page- Oh, well, me and Mack were about to go to the movies so-

Penelope Ann Huff- Perfect, I love the movies. Let's go.

(Penelope takes Mack and Angie's arm and runs.)

Scene 2- Boys Mansion

(Devon and Stephanie are on the couch eating popcorn and watching a movie.)

Stephanie Williams- Um, Devon.

Devon Jonson- Yeah?

Stephanie Williams- Well, this secret about us.

Devon Jonson- Uh.

Stephanie Williams- Do you ever think that maybe we should tell someone?

Devon Jonson- Um, let me think, Lilly knows. I think that's enough. Why are you asking me this stuff? We agreed I could wait until May.

Stephanie Williams- Yeah well, my ex-boyfriend Derek wants me back.

Devon Jonson- WHAT!!! HE WAS HORRIBLE TO YOU!!!

Stephanie Williams- By the way, he's right outside. Did I forget to mention that?

Devon Jonson- I should be mad at you but I know how we can escape. We'll take the back way which can bring us to Lilly's neighborhood. We need her help right now. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

(Stephanie and Devon run out the back door.)

Scene 3- Bertha and Lilly's Mansion

(Devon and Stephanie run to Lilly's door and they knock. Bertha answers.)

Bertha Scar- What do you guys want?

Devon Jonson- We need to see Lilly.

Stephanie Williams- It's an emergency.

Bertha Scar- LILLY GET OUT HERE, YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND AND HIS SCIENCE PARTNER NEED TO SEE YOU!!!

Lilly- I'm coming.

(Lilly comes to the door.)

Bertha Scar- I'm gonna go the mall. See ya.

(Bertha leaves.)

Lilly- What do you two want?

Stephanie Williams- We have a problem.

Devon Jonson- Derek Wang wants to get back together with Stephanie.

Lilly- And I should care why?

Devon Jonson- Well, with Derek following us...

Stephanie Williams- He'll have suspicions about Devon and I.

Lilly- What do you want me to do about it?

Devon Jonson- Since you know our secret, we need you to lead him off our trail.

Lilly- Why should I do that? You dropped a bomb on me in the Dominican Republic, you made me feel guilty for revealing your secret to everyone, and you ruined my Christmas.

Stephanie Williams- Well, you should do it because if you don't, then we could turn you in to the Dominican Republic search crew.

Lilly- You wouldn't.

Devon Jonson- Believe us, we would.

Lilly- Fine, I'll do it, but it's not for you, it's for me.

Scene 4- Outside the Movie Theater

(Mack and Angie rush outside.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Do you think she saw us?

Angie Page- I don't think so, I think she's still throwing popcorn at that couple in the front row.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I was able to get her car keys. We might be able to escape if we move fast enough.

(Mack and Angie run to the red convertible only to find Penelope sitting in the backseat seat.)

Penelope Ann Huff- What took you guys so long? I'm with you guys on making a dodge for the door. That movie sucked. Come on guys get in.

(Mack and Angie get in the car annoyed and drive away.)

Scene 5- “Boom Ba Boom”

(Lilly, Devon, and Stephanie walk into the restaurant.)

Devon Jonson- OK, so here's the plan.

Stephanie Williams- Derek always comes here after hockey practice. Lilly, your job is to go sweet talk him. You know, flirt with him. Get him to fall for you.

Lilly- Remind me again why I'm doing this.

Stephanie Williams- You're doing it to keep Derek from falling for me.

Devon Jonson- And we're blackmailing you because we could go strait to the Dominican Republic search crew and turn you in.

Lilly- Here's one thing though. Your secret is gonna get out one of these days. If it's because of me or not, it will be caused by something.

Stephanie Williams- Yeah, we really don't care. We're just trying to keep it a secret until the time is right.

Lilly- Let's just get this torture over with.

(Derek walks in when Devon and Stephanie push Lilly over to him.)

Lilly- Hi Derek.

Derek Wang- Uh, do I know you?

Lilly- Well, if you don't, you should. For one thing, I went out with you once.

Derek Wang- Doesn't ring a bell.

Lilly- Um, don't you remember the blonde girl who had the nose ring?

Derek Wang- Sorta.

Lilly- Let me put on my nose ring and maybe you will remember.

(Lilly takes a nose ring from her pocket and hooks it onto her nose.)

Derek Wang- Oh now I remember you. You're mansion-mates with Bertha, right?

Lilly- Yep, that's me. I know we didn't work out the first time but maybe we could try it again. After all, everyone deserves second chances.

Derek Wang- Look, Lilly, you're a nice girl, but I can't stop thinking about my other ex-girlfriend Stephanie. I can't get her out of my mind.

Lilly- Dude, she'll never take you back. You dumped her just like that and you treated her horribly.

Derek Wang- No, she won't take me back because she's dating Devon.

Lilly- What? No, no, she's not dating Devon. Why would she be dating Devon? He he.

Derek Wang- Oh please, it's so obvious. They always spend so much time together.

Lilly- What, no, I-I'm dating Dev -Devon.

(Back over by Devon and Stephanie.)

Devon Jonson- What is she doing?

Stephanie Williams- That wasn't the plan.

Devon Jonson- I dumped that girl's sorry butt in the Dominican Republic when I dropped a bomb on her.

Stephanie Williams- Well now, I'm gonna kick her butt. Devon, hold my earrings.

(Stephanie tried running toward Lilly but Devon grabbed her.)

Devon Jonson- Wait, maybe something good will happen.

(Back over to Derek and Lilly.)

Derek Wang- You know what? If you and Devon are going out, then you and Devon come on a double date with me and Stephanie. I bet she'd love to come.

Lilly- FINE, tonight at “Boom Ba Boom”.

Derek Wang- See ya tonight.

(Derek walks away and Stephanie and Devon walk up.)

Devon Jonson- ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!

Stephanie Williams- DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?!?

Lilly- I know this seems bad but maybe if we get Derek into thinking that me and Devon are going out then maybe he'll leave us alone.

Stephanie Williams- How are you and Devon dating each other helping anybody?

Lilly- Well, it's helping me.

Devon Jonson- Why don't you just shut up?

Scene 6- Boys Mansion

(Mack and Angie quickly run inside and slam and lock the door.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, she couldn't have seen us that time.

Angie Page- Tell me about it. Penelope has gotten on my last nerve.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Do you think we could escape the Blings?

Angie Page- I don't know, possibly.

(Penelope unlocks the door and comes in with a tray of cappuccinos.)

Penelope Ann Huff- What's up guys? I got us some cappuccinos.

Mack Dylan Cooper- How in the world did you get in here?

Penelope Ann Huff- I have a key, silly.

Angie Page- He means where did you get it?

Penelope Ann Huff- I found it in Devon's briefs drawer.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You touched his underwear?

Penelope Ann Huff- No, I had Larry grab it and wash it for me. Now let's never bring up this conversation again.

(Mack and Angie look at each other with a gross look.)

Scene 7- Boom Ba Boom

(Devon, Stephanie, Lilly, and Derek walk in and are greeted by Larry.)

Larry Martinez- Hello Devon, I didn't know you and Lilly got back together.

Devon Jonson- Yeah, it surprised me. I never thought it would happen.

(Devon glares at Lilly.)

Larry Martinez- Will there be anyone else joining you tonight?

Lilly- Nope, just four.

Larry Martinez- Right this way.

(Larry walks Devon, Stephanie, Lilly and Derek to a table.)

Derek Wang- So Lilly, you and Devon have been together for how long now? I heard you guys broke up in the Dominican Republic.

Lilly- Yeah, well, we just got back together during winter break.

Derek Wang- So Stephanie, did you miss me?

Stephanie Williams- For maybe an hour.

Derek Wang- Oh really, then what took your mind off of it?

Stephanie Williams- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, when Lilly cheered me up.

Devon Jonson- Me and Lilly had just gotten done with a fight when Stephanie called her and Lilly went to cheer her up.

Derek Wang- Oh, is that right?

Devon Jonson- You heard me the first time. So yeah, that's right.

Derek Wang- OK, I believe you.

Stephanie Williams- Really.

Derek Wang- No. How stupid do you think I am?

Lilly- OK, that's it. Derek, those two are dating. There, I said it. Now I'm leaving. This is your problem, not mine.

(Lilly leaves.)

Derek Wang- I knew there was something going on between you two.

Stephanie Williams- Derek, I'm in love with Devon. Just get off my back. There are a lot of other girls in the world. I'm just not yours.

(Mack and Angie run in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hide us.

Angie Page- Quickly and hurry.

Devon Jonson- Why?

Stephanie Williams- What happened?

Mack Dylan Cooper- It's Penelope.

Angie Page- She won't leave us alone.

(Penelope rushes in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey guys, do you wanna go to the arcade?

Mack/Angie- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie Williams- Wait, do you want her off your back?

Mack/Angie- YES!!!

Stephanie Williams- OK. Hey, Penelope and Derek, you two should totally hang out. Maybe catch a movie.

Derek Wang- OK.

Penelope Ann Huff- I'm in.

Derek Wang- Shall we.

Penelope Ann Huff- We shall.

(Penelope and Derek hook arms and leave.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Thank you, Stephanie.

Angie Page- We totally owe you on that.

(Mack and Angie leave.)

Devon Jonson- I think we're back in business.

(Devon and Stephanie kiss.)

Scene 8- Hangout

(Mack and Angie are sitting on a bench when Mack put his arm around Angie.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- It feels so good not having to worry about Penelope anymore.

Angie Page- Tell me about it. Now that's she's with Derek we have all this alone time.

(Mack and Angie leaned in for a kiss when Penelope and Derek rush over.)

Derek Wang- I believe this is called a...

Penelope/Derek- Double date.

Mack/Angie- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest Starring-

Bertha Scar

Derek Wang

Larry Martinez

Lilly

Absent-

Chloe Jones

Portland Madison

Trevor Mitchel