"Portland's Long Lost Sister Part 3"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

Penelope Ann Huff

Devon Jonson

Stephanie Williams

Angie Page

With: Portland Madison

And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Hangout

(Portland and Trevor were at a table when Cortland rushes over.)

Cortland Madison- Guys, great news.

Portland Madison- What is it?

Trevor Mitchel- We've never seen you this happy before so this must be good.

Cortland Madison- Well, I'm just gonna say it. I bought a mansion in Portland Oregon.

Portland Madison- That's great. Now have your bags packed and out of my mansion by dawn tomorrow.

Cortland Madison- Oh believe me, I will.

Trevor Mitchel- That's good because Chloes' gonna be back tomorrow and I don't think she'd like to see her mansion-mates twin sister in her room.

(Portland nods.)

Scene 2- The Pier

(Mack was walking when Angie runs up to him.)

Angie Page- Hey babe, do you wanna catch a bite later?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Sorry, I'm busy with... Uh, homework.

Angie Page- But it's Saturday.

Mack Dylan Cooper- It's, uh, extra credit work. Gotta go.

(Mack rushes away when Penelope and Derek walk up.)

Derek Wang- What was that all about?

Angie Page- I think Mack was lying about extra credit homework.

Penelope Ann Huff- TWO TIMER!!!

Angie Page- What?

Penelope Ann Huff- He obviously has another girlfriend.

Derek Wang- She's right, whenever a guy acts like that he's got to be hiding something. I was when I went out with Stephanie.

Angie Page- Well, I know Mack and he would never do something like that.

Penelope Ann Huff- How well do you really know him? Just saying.

Derek Wang- Call us when you realize somethings up.

(Penelope and Derek walk away.)

Scene 3- Boys Mansion

(Mack walks in to find Devon and Stephanie on the couch eating popcorn.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK you two, things have gotten out of control with this secret.

Devon Jonson- Why, who did you tell.

(Devon and Stephanie look at each other nervously.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I haven't told anyone. The only thing is is that Angie is starting to suspect something.

Stephanie Williams- Well you promised not to tell anyone including that dumb blonde your dating.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You're calling her the dumb blonde. You're 18 and still a junior in high school.

Stephanie Williams- Oh shut up.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Make me.

Devon Jonson- OK you two, cool it down.

Mack/Stephanie- MAKE US!!!

Scene 4- Boom Ba Boom

(Trevor was at a table when Cortland walks up.)

Trevor Mitchel- Oh hey Cortland.

Cortland Madison- Trevor, I've been thinking. When I leave. Will you come with me?

Trevor Mitchel- What?

Cortland Madison- Yeah, we could run away and be together.

Trevor Mitchel- Oh, Cortland, no. I'm sorry but I don't feel the same way about you as you feel about me. I can't go with you.

Cortland Madison- Oh, well then. If you happen to change your mind before tonight then you know where you can find me.

(Cortland storms away when Bertha walks up.)

Bertha Scar- What's going on?

Trevor Mitchel- Cortland wants me to run away with her when she leaves the island.

Bertha Scar- Wow, how stupid and dumb is she?

(Trevor shrugs.)

Trevor Mitchel- Where's Lilly?

Bertha Scar- She was suspended for a month after she ran over Principal Higginbottom's poodle at drivers ed.

Trevor Mitchel- Wow that girl is dumb.

Scene 5- The Bluff

(Penelope and Derek were holding hands looking over the view when Angie rushes over.)

Angie Page- OK, OK, you're right. He's hiding something. He won't return my calls or my texts. He won't even talk to me on FaceBook.

Derek Wang- We told you and we told you.

Penelope Ann Huff- So what are you going to do?

Angie Page- I don't know. Maybe try to find out his secret and bust him for it.

Penelope Ann Huff- Um, how are you going to do that?

Angie Page- I could follow him around all day and see what he does.

Derek Wang- While you do that, were gonna be making out. You know where to find us.

Angie Page- Gross.

(Angie walks away disgusted.)

Scene 6- The Pier

(Mack walks up to Devon and Stephanie who are in a motor boat.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Sorry I'm late, I had to pick up Trevor and bring him back to the mansion.

Devon Jonson- It's OK.

Stephanie Williams- Whoa, whoa Devon, he's your brother. No one said you had to be nice to him. Now Mack, WE DON'T HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE FRICKEN WORLD!!! BE HERE ON TIME, I GET VERY IMPATIENT WITH PEOPLE SO SHOW UP ON TIME OR NOT AT ALL!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- You know, I don't have to be here. Plus, I could tell everyone about your little secret right now.

Stephanie Williams- You wouldn't.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Actually I would.

Stephanie Williams- Just get in the boat.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine.

(When Mack steps into the boat he steps on a sack. When he does a scream comes from it.)

Angie Page- OW!!!

(Stephanie and Devon and Stephanie open the sack. Angie was in it.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie, what do you think you're doing?

Devon Jonson- The more important thing is is why are you here?

Angie Page- Well, Mack has been avoiding me a lot lately and I miss him. Penelope and Derek said Mack is probably hiding something. That's why I snuck in the sack to see what he's up to.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What, now you don't trust me?

Angie Page- No it's just-

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hold it. We'll talk later. Now get off the boat.

(Angie gets out of the sack and leaves the boat and walks away.)

Devon Jonson- We need to be more careful next time.

Stephanie Williams- Ain't that the truth.

Mack Dylan Cooper Good thing Angie didn't find out you guys are dating and I'm just suppose to cool down your fights.

Devon Jonson- Defiantly.

(Angie was really listening from behind a wall.)

Angie Page- Devon and Stephanie are... DATING!!!

Scene 7- A Private Airport

(Cortland, Portland, and Trevor walk up.)

Portland Madison- Well, I guess this is it. I think I'm gonna miss you even though you tried making out with my boyfriend at the mall.

Cortland Madison- And I'm gonna miss taking money from your coin purse when you aren't looking.

Portland Madison- What?

Cortland Madison- Nothing.

Portland Madison- Well, I'll be right back. Then we can say our final goodbyes.

(Portland walks away.)

Cortland Madison- Well Trevor, you have one more chance. You can either stay here or run away and be with me.

Trevor Mitchel- For the last time Cortland, I don't wanna be with you. You're a great friend but that is it.

Cortland Madison- Well Portland doesn't need someone as great as you. Come with me and be mine.

(Right when Cortland said that Portland walks over.)

Portland Madison- YOU SELF CENTERED BACKSTABING JERK!!!

Cortland Madison- Portland, I didn't realize you'd be back so soon.

Portland Madison- Yeah, and today I didn't realize I'd have to MURDER MY SISTER!!!

(Portland runs towards Cortland but Trevor stops her.)

Portland Madison- I WANT YOU OFF THIS ISLAND RIGHT NOW CORTLAND MADISON AND I NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR FACE EVER AGAIN!!! AND IF I DO, I WILL KILL IT!!!

Trevor Mitchel- The point is Cortland, I don't think I can hold her much longer so you might wanna leave now.

(Cortland quickly grabs her suitcase and runs to the plane.)

Cortland Madison- Thank you for everything and bye now.

(Cortland quickly runs on the plane and locks and closes it and flies away.)

Scene 8- Hangout

(Mack was at a table when Angie walks up.)

Angie Page- Hi Mack, um, I'm sorry for not trusting you and sneaking into that sack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- It's OK. Oh, and yes, I do have a secret. I just can't tell you right now.

Angie Page- It's OK. Tell me when you're ready.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Deal.

(Mack and Angie kiss and walk away.)

Scene 9- The Bluff

(Penelope and Derek were making out when Angie walks up.)

Angie Page- Well, I followed him around and I didn't find out anything.

Penelope Ann Huff- Then that was a complete waist of time Angie.

Derek Wang- Instead of following him, you should have been making out with him.

Penelope Ann Huff- Derek speaks the truth.

Angie Page- I still don't care. Mack told me that he would tell me the secret when the time was right.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well good luck with that then.

(Penelope and Derek go back to making out.)

Guest Starring-

Bertha Scar

Cortland Madison

Derek Wang

Absent-

Chloe Jones

"Portland's Long Lost Sister Part 2"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

Penelope Ann Huff

Devon Jonson

Stephanie Williams

Angie Page

With: Portland Madison

And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Outside the Movies

(Portland and Trevor were staring at Cortland.)

Portland Madison- Who or what are you and why are you stalking my boyfriend. I thought he was going insane because of you.

Trevor Mitchel- Seriously, why?

Cortland Madison- I'm just gonna come right on out say it. Portland, you are my twin sister.

Portland/Trevor- WHAT!!!

Portland Madison- Then that means, you and me, and, wait, what, how did you get back?

Cortland Madison- I didn't. I've been living in Poland for the past ten years. I was finally able to track you down to this island. Did mom and dad ditch you on an island to?

Portland Madison- No, I actually go to school here.

Trevor Mitchel- Alright Portland, what are we gonna do with this girl?

Portland Madison- Well, Chloe is back at Canada for the month. Maybe she could stay in Chloe's room.

Trevor Mitchel- Are you sure about her? She doesn't seen that trust worthy after she has been spying on us for almost a week.

Cortland Madison- OK, I'm sorry about that but right now I need a place to stay.

Portland Madison- Fine, maybe you can stay in Chloe's room.

Scene 2- Girls Mansion

(Devon and Stephanie are on the couch fighting.)

Devon Jonson- It wasn't my fault that that Italian girl was flirting with me.

Stephanie Williams- You were the one who was showing off your muscles.

Devon Jonson- I was lifting weights.

Stephanie Williams- Oh please, that's what everyone says.

Devon Jonson- Oh my god.

Stephanie Williams- What?

Devon Jonson- Were fighting.

Stephanie Williams- So.

Devon Jonson- We've been having to many fights lately. This is exactly what happened to me and Lilly.

Stephanie Williams- What do you mean?

Devon Jonson- The fights. They drove me and Lilly apart. Now me and her are in this awkward stage of swore enemies and sometimes sorta friends. We need help.

Stephanie Williams- From who? Lilly is the only one who knows our secret. It's not like she's any help. Remember the Derek incident.

Devon Jonson- Maybe telling someone is what we need to do.

(Portland, Trevor, and Cortland walk in.)

Portland Madison- Hey, Stephanie, do you think Chloe would mind if my twin sister Cortland stayed in her room.

Stephanie Williams- Twin sister, what are you talking about?

Cortland Madison- Hi, I'm Portland's twin sister Cortland Madison.

Devon Jonson- OK, that is just bizarre.

Stephanie Williams- I don't know, ask Penelope.

(Stephanie leaves with Devon behind her.)

Trevor Mitchel- We didn't here a no.

Portland Madison- So I guess that means your in. Just don't mess up anything.

Cortland Madison- You have no faith in me once so ever do you?

Portland Madison- Mom and dad ditched you on a ski trip. I have absolutely no faith in you at all.

Scene 3- Hangout

(Devon and Stephanie were at a table when Mack and Angie walk up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK I'm here. What do you two want?

Stephanie Williams- Well for one thing. We wanted you to come alone.

Devon Jonson- Angie, I'm gonna say this in the nicest way as possible. Get out.

Angie Page- You people suck.

(Angie walks away.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Congratulation, you got rid of my girlfriend. Now what did you want?

Devon Jonson- Mack, we need you to do something really important.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What is it?

Stephanie Williams- First of all, can you keep a secret?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah.

Devon Jonson- OK, here we go. Sense the beginning of the school year. Me and Stephanie have been, well, dating.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm sorry what?

Stephanie Williams- It's true.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You know, I'm not that surprised. I always figured that there was something going on between you to.

Devon Jonson- Listen, you can't tell anybody. Not even Angie.

Stephanie Williams- The only other two people that know are Lilly and Derek Wang. Which is odd because they're both our most recent ex's.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Why did you tell me?

Devon Jonson- Well lately, me and Stephanie have been getting into fights. I'm worried that if this keeps up then me and Stephanie might break up just like me and Lilly.

Stephanie Williams- We need you to play peacemaker.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Um, OK.

Scene 4- The Bluff

(Penelope and Derek were sitting on the rocks looking over the view.)

Penelope Ann Huff- OK, this is too weird.

Derek Wang- What do you mean?

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, me and you have been dating for a month and we haven't had any problems. Plus, for the past year and a half. I've been obsessing over Mack. Now I'm dating my mansion-mates ex-boyfriend.

Derek Wang- Yeah that is strange.

Penelope Ann Huff- It's just SO weird.

Derek Wang- If only we could travel back in time or something. But we can't.

Penelope Ann Huff- Or can we.

Derek Wang- No, we can't.

Penelope Ann Huff- Derek, you're new to all this so let me put it like this. You don't know what I'm capable of.

Derek Wang- I'm scared.

Penelope Ann Huff- Just wait.

(Penelope kicks a button on one of the rocks and a clock comes out.)

Derek Wang- What it that?

Penelope Ann Huff- That is a time machine.

Derek Wang- It looks like one of those old fashion cartoon clocks.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well all you have to do is turn back the clock hands to the day and hour and minute we want.

Derek Wang- This thing can't possibly work.

Penelope Ann Huff- We'll see about that.

(Penelope starts turning back the clock hands when Penelope and Derek flash out.)

Scene 5- The Mall

(Portland and Cortland were walking with Trevor behind them with their bags.)

Trevor Mitchel- Guys, maybe a little help here.

Cortland Madison- Oh don't be such a baby.

Portland Madison- You can handle it.

Trevor Mitchel- You guys aren't holding an ounce.

Cortland Madison- We just got our nails done.

Portland Madison- You can't expect us to jack up our nails now.

Cortland Madison- Totally. Plus have you felt how heavy those are?

Trevor Mitchel- Oh I don't know, I'm the one whose been carrying them up fifty flights of stairs.

Portland Madison- Well you can shut up and put the bags down. I have to reapply my eye liner. Lets go Cortland.

(Portland and Cortland walk to the bathroom.)

Trevor Mitchel- Women.

(10 minutes later.)

Trevor Mitchel- Where are they?

(Portland (really Cortland) comes out.)

Portland Madison (really Cortland)- Hey babe.

Trevor Mitchel- It's about time. Where's Cortland?

Portland Madison (really Cortland)- Oh lets not worry about Cortland. Lets just kiss.

Trevor Mitchel- Alright then. Lets not waist our time.

(Angie sees Trevor almost kissing Portland who is really Cortland.)

Angie Page- DON'T YOU DARE TREVOR!!!

(The real Portland runs out of the bathroom.)

Portland Madison- What's going on here?

Angie Page- I caught Trevor almost kissing that look alike.

Trevor Mitchel- What do you mean look alike?

Portland Madison- You were about to kiss Cortland.

Cortland Madison- I can explain.

Angie Page- OK, we'd love to here your explanation.

(Portland, Trevor, and Angie gain up on Cortland.)

Scene 6- The Bluff

(Devon and Stephanie were fighting when Mack walks over.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, I got your text. What do you want?

Stephanie Williams- Were fighting again.

Devon Jonson- Do something.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, what happened?

Devon Jonson- Well, tonight I told Stephanie that maybe we should see a movie.

Stephanie Williams- But I told him that maybe we should just go out to eat because we saw a movie yesterday.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine then, how about you guys order out and watch a movie at the Springs drive in.

Devon Jonson- That could work.

Stephanie Williams- Yeah it could.

Devon Jonson- Lets do it then.

Stephanie Williams- OK.

(Devon and Stephanie walk away.)

Scene 7- The Springs Bluff 2001

(Penelope and Derek flash into the Bluff where it is a club.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Whoa, what happened to my beautiful Bluff?

Derek Wang- This can't be September 2011.

(Penelope looks at the time period on the clock.)

Penelope Ann Huff- It's September 2001.

(Principal Higginbottom walks over.)

Clair Higginbottom- Excuse me but who are you to?

Penelope Ann Huff- Um, I'm, uh, well, how do I put this? I'm Penelope Ann Huff from the future.

Clair Higginbottom- Well I knew Penelope would turn out bad but this bad.

Penelope Ann Huff- What can I say?

Derek Wang- Well it's about time to go so-

Clair Higginbottom- Wait, maybe you guys can stay.

(Penelope and Derek look at each other.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Maybe for a little while.

Scene 8- Girls Mansion

(Portland, Trevor, and Angie walk in with Cortland behind them.)

Cortland Madison- Guys, how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?

Portland Madison- Say it all you want but it won't mean anything.

Trevor Mitchel- Cortland, you tricked me into almost kissing someone who wasn't my girlfriend.

Angie Page- If I hadn't come by, then who knows what would happen?

Trevor Mitchel- I feel deceived and cheated.

Portland Madison- Listen babe, if I ever catch you almost kissing another girl then I swear I will kill you. As for you Cortland, I'm gonna let it go this once. But if I ever catch you again. Well, lets just say your head will be on the fireplace mantel.

Cortland Madison- OK, OK, I won't trick you guys like that anymore.

Scene 9- Boys Mansion: Mack's Room

(Mack was in bed asleep when Devon and Stephanie come in and wake him up.)

Stephanie Williams- WAKE UP!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- WHAT, IT'S LIKE 3 IN THE MORNING?

Devon Jonson- We need your help.

Stephanie Williams- Me and Devon can't decide how many kids we want when we grow up.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You know what, how about we talk outside on the porch.

(Mack walks Devon and Stephanie outside.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, stand right here and.

(Mack quickly closes and locks the door.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Call me in the morning.

(Mack walks back upstairs when Trevor walks downstairs. He sees Devon and Stephanie outside and he closes the blinds.)

Scene 10- The Springs Bluff 2001

(Penelope, Derek, and Principal Higginbottom were talking.)

Penelope Ann Huff- You know, I actually like it here.

Clair Higginbottom- Year, the beginning of the 21^st century is pretty good.

Derek Wang- Penelope, I hope you realize that we've been gone for a week now and people are probably worried.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can go back in a minute. Just one more dance.

(Principal Higginbottom turns on the radio and she, Penelope, and Derek start dancing.)

Guest Starring-

Clair Higginbottom

Cortland Madison

Derek Wang

Absent-

Chloe Jones