"Meet the Parents"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

Penelope Ann Huff

Devon Jonson

Chloe Jones

Stephanie Williams

Angie Page

With: Portland Madison

And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Hangout

(Lucas was at a table when Chloe rushes over.)

Chloe Jones- Hey, Lucas, I've been thinking, do I ever get to be your parents?

Lucas- My parents?

Chloe Jones- Yeah Lucas, I mean, we've been dating for almost a year. Maybe this is a good time.

Lucas- Um, well, OK, uh, my parents, they, uh, work at the hardware store downtown.

Chloe Jones- I just wanted to meet them.

Lucas- OK, in a few hours we can go down there.

Chloe Jones- Good.

(Chloe walks away.)

Lucas- OK, so now I need to hire some fake parents.

(Portland and Trevor walk over.)

Portland Madison- What's going on?

Lucas- Chloe wants to meet my parents but I lied and said that they work at the hardware store downtown.

Trevor Mitchel- We could be your parents.

Lucas- What?

Portland Madison- Trevor, what are you doing?

Trevor Mitchel- No, no, this could work. Me and Portland could dress up as forty year old and pretend to be your parents.

Lucas- Oh come on, that could not possibly work. Chloe has known you for almost two years and she's known Portland for almost one year. She'll recognize you guys right off the back.

Trevor Mitchel- Look, do you want parents or not?

Lucas- I do, I do.

Trevor Mitchel- Good.

Scene 2- Boys Mansion

(Mack and Angie were on a couch.)

Angie Page- Mack, I've been talking with Penelope and she said that me and you should get to know each others parents.

(Mack spits out his drink.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Why in the world would you like to get to know my parents?

Angie Page- Because I don't think I made a good impression with them when I first met them. After all, I'm the daughter to the rival islands owner.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt for you to get to know them.

Angie Page- Great.

Mack Dylan Cooper- If, I get to know your parents more.

Angie Page- Um, that might not be such a good idea.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Why?

Angie Page- Because my parents hate your guts.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I don't care. I wanna get to know the people that raised my girlfriend for the past sixteen years.

Angie Page- Fine, I'll set up a dinner for the six of us tomorrow at “Boom Ba Boom”.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Good.

(Mack walks away.)

Scene 3- The Pier

(Stephanie and Devon were walking when Lilly walks up.)

Lilly- Hey you two love birds.

Devon Jonson- What do you want Lilly?

Stephanie Williams- We want nothing to do with you.

Lilly- Well, remember I can spill your little secret anytime I want.

Devon Jonson- Yeah, well we can turn you in to the Dominican Republic search crew.

Lilly- Well, I'm just saying, it's not right for a couple who have been dating for almost a year to keep their relationship a secret from everyone but three people. Me, Mack, and Derek.

Stephanie Williams- We can if we want to.

Devon Jonson- And I think we like to.

Lilly- I'm just saying, if you ask me. I think it's pretty weird.

(Lilly walks away.)

Devon Jonson- We aren't weird... right.

(Stephanie storms away angerly.)

Devon Jonson- Was it something I said?

Scene 4- Hardware Store

(Lucas walks in with Portland and Trevor dressed like they're forty.)

Lucas- OK guys, Chloe will be here any minute. Portland, you're my mother Loretta. You use to work at a cassino in Las Vegas. Trevor you're my father Carmine who use to be an old deadbeat pickpocket.

Portland Madison- Why does he get to be the pickpocket? Maybe I wanna be the pickpocket.

Trevor Mitchel- Well, maybe I wanna previously work at a cassino in Vegas.

(Portland and Trevor start fighting when Lucas stops them.)

Lucas- QUIET!!! You will be who my parents were. And my dad was a pickpocket and my mom worked at a cassino.

Trevor Mitchel- Fine.

Portland Madison- Whatever.

Lucas- Oh look, here she comes.

(Chloe walks in.)

Chloe Jones- Hey babe.

(Chloe kisses him on the cheek.)

Lucas- Chloe, I want you to meet my mother Loretta and my father Carmine.

Chloe Jones- Nice to meet you Mr. and Mrs., um, uh, whatever Lucas's last name is.

Portland Madison (in a fancy accent)- Oh, it is so nice to meet you Ms. Chloe.

Trevor Mitchel (in a fancy accent)- Right, Lucas has said so much about you. We feel as if we've already met you.

(Chloe takes a better loom at them.)

Chloe Jones- Maybe because I already have met you. PORTLAND AND TREVOR!!!

(Portland and Trevor take off their wigs.)

Portland Madison- How did you know it was us?

Chloe Jones- I've known you guys for almost a year and Trevor for almost two years.

Lucas- I knew this wouldn't work.

Chloe Jones- Why can't I meet your parents?

Lucas- Because they uh-

(Lucas runs out of the building. The Chloe looks at Portland and Trevor. They quickly run too.)

Scene 5- Girls Mansion

(Angie was on the couch when Mack and Penelope run in.)

Angie Page- Whats going on?

Mack Dylan Cooper- If you're gonna have a lunch with my parents then you're gonna have to let me and Penelope show how you should act.

Penelope Ann Huff- I've been around Mack's parents for a while now and I think I can be of valuable help.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Trust us on this.

Penelope Ann Huff- First of all, they dress in fancy suits and dresses.

Angie Page- OK, so I could wear that red dress I wore to that lunch in when Mack's and your parents got into that fight.

Penelope Ann Huff- No way.

Angie Page- Why not? That thing made me look hot.

Mack Dylan Cooper- My parents have already seen you in that dress. They hate when someone wears the same thing twice.

Penelope Ann Huff- Or when someone else in the room is wearing the same thing.

Angie Page- Fine, then I'll just wear my sparkly blue dress that comes only to my knees and is tight and skinny.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Perfect.

Angie Page- I was kidding.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah, well I wasn't.

Angie Page- Fine, but you have to wear a black tuxedo.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, I don't care.

Angie Page- Good.

(Angie leaves the mansion.)

Scene 6- The Bluff

(Stephanie was looking over the rocks when Devon walks up.)

Devon Jonson- OK, what's wrong?

Stephanie Williams- You egg head. You don't know about anything. You suck at love. That's why Lilly left you.

(Stephanie throws a rock at him.)

Devon Jonson- What did I do?

Stephanie Williams- I've been keeping this dang secret about us for way too long. I want everyone to know. I hate sneaking around. I hate having to lie to my friends and people I care about. And most of all, I'm starting to hate you. Maybe Lilly was right. This is weird.

(Stephanie storms away.)

Devon Jonson- Stephanie wait.

(Devon runs after her.)

Scene 7- The Canada Prison

(Chloe walks in with Portland and Trevor behind her.)

Chloe Jones- Alright boobs, I tracked Lucas's parents down to here.

Portland Madison- Chloe, are you crazy? Lucas obviously didn't want you to meet his parents because they're in prison.

Chloe Jones- I don't care if his parents were in space without helmets. I'm going to meet them if Lucas likes it or not.

Trevor Mitchel- Well, why did we have to come?

Chloe Jones- Because, it's a prison. You think I'd walk into this joint alone. Let's go, I think I see Carmine and Loretta.

(Chloe, Portland and Trevor keep walking until they see Lucas talking to a man and a woman.)

Portland Madison- Hey look, there's Lucas.

(Portland and Trevor wave at him when Chloe storms to him.)

Chloe Jones- Hello, Lucas.

Lucas- Chloe, what are you doing here in a Canadian prison?

Chloe Jones- Here to meet your REAL parents. Carmine and Loretta.

(Two strong and huge people one a man, one a woman walk up.)

Carmine- Hey, I'm Carmine.

Loretta- And I'm Loretta. You talking back to our boy?

Chloe Jones- Hi, I'm Chloe, I'm-

(Loretta knocks Chloe over.)

Lucas- Mom, what did you just do?

Carmine- She knocked over the annoying teenage girl.

Lucas- That annoying teenage girl happens to be my girlfriend.

(Chloe stands back up.)

Chloe Jones- Really Lucas, that might be a little slim right about now.

Loretta- Oh Chloe, I didn't know.

Carmine- She has a tendency to be a bit violent.

Chloe Jones- A bit.

Scene 8- Boom Ba Boom

(Mack walks in with Alana and Mackenzie while Angie walks in with Cindy and Fred.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK everyone take your seats?

(Everyone sits down.)

Fred Page- OK, why am I having lunch with my rival Mackenzie?

Cindy Page- And my rival Alana.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- And why am I eating with a stuck up snob who rips off ideas from his old collage rival?

Alana Rivera-Cooper- And why am I eating with the second place winner of the Little Ms. New Jersey beauty pageant 1981?

Angie Page- Guys, this lunch was for me and Mack to learn about each others parents, it's not-

(Before Angie could finish, Fred and Cindy started to attack Mackenzie and Alana when the cops escorted them out.)

Angie Page- Well, I guess that means they'll be spending some time in a mental institution.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You guess.

Scene 9- The Pier

(Devon was walking when Stephanie came up to him.)

Stephanie Williams- Hey, I am so sorry for yesterday.

Devon Jonson- It's OK. I know you were under a lot of stress that day. Which is why, even though it's only March and you gave me till May, I've decided that tomorrow we will reveal our secret.

Stephanie Williams- Really?

Devon Jonson- Yep, no more secrets. Tomorrow, everyone of the Springs will know that Devon Jonson and Stephanie Williams Ecoasta are dating.

Stephanie Williams- That's great, but if you ever use Ecoasta in my name again. I will snap your wrist like a twig.

(Stephanie kisses and walks away.)

Guest Starring-

Alana Rivera-Cooper

Carmine

Cindy Page

Fred Page

Lilly

Loretta

Lucas

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.