So Yout Think You Can Date

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

Penelope Ann Huff

Chloe Jones

Veronica

With: Angie Page

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack is at a table when Chloe walks up.)

Chloe Jones- Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe.

Chloe Jones- So.

Mack Dylan Cooper- So.

Chloe Jones- Are you going to the homecoming dance with Angie?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah, who are you going with?

Chloe Jones- No one. Ever since me and Lucas broke up, I haven't been seeing anyone.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah, you suck with men.

Chloe Jones- Excuse me.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm sorry, but it's true.

Chloe Jones- I bet I could find a date in time for the dance. A lot of men would love to come to homecoming with me.

Mack Dylan Cooper- How about we put some money on this? Five hundred bucks.

Chloe Jones- Deal.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Here are the rules: They have to want to come with you. You can't pay them or do anything. They have to ask you.

Chloe Jones- Fine.

(Mack and Chloe shake hands, and Chloe walks away.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Best five hundred bucks I ever made.

Scene 2- Principal Higginbottom's Office

(Principal Higginbottom is at her desk when Penelope walks in.)

Clair Higginbottom- Penelope, come sit down.

Penelope Ann Huff- What, I didn't do anything.

Clair Higginbottom- Yes, I know, I need you to do me a favor.

Penelope Ann Huff- What is it?

Clair Higginbottom- I need you to give this new girl a tour of the island.

Penelope Ann Huff- It depends, who is this chick first of all?

Clair Higginbottom- Her name is Veronica. Her last name is super long and unpronounceable.

Penelope Ann Huff- Why do I have to do it?

Clair Higginbottom- Because there's a chance of her becoming the new bad girl in school.

Penelope Ann Huff- No, no way. There will not be another bad girl in school. That's my job. I've had that job for the past two years. I plan on having it a third and fourth.

Clair Higginbottom- Just give her the dang tour.

Penelope Ann Huff- Fine, bring her in.

(Clair opens the door and Veronica walks in.)

Veronica- Is it time yet? I've been waiting for an hour.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, get use to waiting around here. You need to be patient.

Clair Higginbottom- Penelope, when were you ever patient to begin with?

Penelope Ann Huff- If you want me to give this girl a tour, then you need to go along with this.

Clair Higginbottom- OK.

(Clair Higginbottom gives Penelope a thumbs up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Let's go, Veronica.

(Penelope grabs Veronica by the arm and walks out of the office.)

Scene 3- Girls Mansion

(Mack and Angie are on the couch when Chloe storms in and slams the door.)

Chloe Jones- YOU ARE SO DEAD TO ME, ANGIE PAGE.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Whoa, what did she do?

Chloe Jones- Principal Higginbottom said that she lives here now.

Angie Page- I thought you knew.

Chloe Jones- Well I do now. What made you think you could just move in here?

Angie Page- I never asked to. Principal Higginbottom asked me to. She said each mansion had to have at least three people and that you and Penelope couldn't even be trusted alone before the paramedics have to show up.

Chloe Jones- I hate to say it but it's true.

Mack Dylan Cooper- So Chloe, have you found someone for homecoming?

(Mack gives an evil grin.)

Chloe Jones- Um, I, uh.... Get out of my mansion.

Angie Page- Let's go upstairs, Mack. Maybe we can set Chloe's room on fire.

(Mack and Angie walk upstairs.)

Chloe Jones- This is why my uncle Stan is a lawyer.

(Chloe leaves the mansion.)

Scene 4- Boom Ba Boom

(Penelope and Veronica walk in to be greeted by Larry.)

Larry Martinez- Penelope Ann Huff, what are you doing here? I thought you were in prison.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, I'm not.

(Penelope turns to Larry.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Veronica, this is Larry Martinez. He is the geek that runs the best restaurant slash nightclub ever.

Larry Martinez- Excuse me, but I don't like to be called a geek. I prefer to-

Penelope Ann Huff- Zip it, Larry. I just gave your restaurant a complement. I don't think you want me to take it back.

Veronica- Listen, Leo-

Larry Martinez- It's Larry.

Veronica- First of all, don't you EVER interrupt me while I'm talking. Second of all, we want a booth with a great view.

Larry Martinez- I'm sorry but booth nine is reserved for Mackenzie Dylan Cooper and Alana Rivera-Cooper.

(Veronica lifts up Larry by the shoulders.)

Veronica- Listen here Leo or Luke or whatever your name is. You will give us that seat or else.

Larry Martinez- Or else what?

Veronica- Let's just say, people will be calling you Ms. Martinez. Not Mr. Martinez.

Larry Martinez- OK, OK, you can have the booth.

(Larry screams and runs away.)

Veronica- Penelope, maybe you should takes some notes on how to be the bad girl of this island.

(Veronica walks away.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Scene 5- The Pier

(Chloe is at a table with a sign that says “Need a Date For Homecoming: Ask Me Now”.)

Chloe Jones- God, how long does it take for a decent man who doesn't have a date to the homecoming dance to show up?

(Penelope walks up. She reads the sign and then starts to laugh.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Wow Chloe, this is so stupid.

Chloe Jones- It could totally work.

Penelope Ann Huff- What if Mack sees it?

Chloe Jones- He won't. I can be sure of that. Hey, shouldn't you be giving Veronica a tour of the island or something?

Penelope Ann Huff- God I can't stand Veronica. She is a total moron.

Chloe Jones- At least you don't have to put up with Mack. If I don't find a date in time for the dance, then I'll owe Mack five hundred dollars.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well you either need to make yourself more appealing to men or save up five hundred dollars.

(Chloe starts looking around when she sees Troy.)

Chloe Jones- Penelope, Troy could work. He's kind of cute.

Penelope Ann Huff- You mean the captain of the football team? It would take you a miracle for him to ask you out. Maybe not for me though. It would just take a snap of the fingers and he'll be following me everywhere.

(Troy walks over.)

Troy- Hey girls.

Penelope Ann Huff- Hi Troy.

Troy- Um, hey Piper.

Penelope Ann Huff- It's Penelope. Not Piper.

Troy- Whatever.

Penelope Ann Huff- So do you like what I've done with my hair?

Troy- Um, you went from a curly long red head, to a curly black and blue, to a straight brown hair with short, bad bangs. I really don't care about hair. I'm here to talk to Chloe. At least she sticks with the same hair style.

Chloe Jones- Why would someone as hot as you wanna talk to me?

Troy- I wanted to ask you to homecoming.

Penelope Ann Huff- WHAT?

Chloe Jones- Really?

Troy- Yeah, you're cute and you're nice.

Penelope Ann Huff- What about me?

Troy- I'm sorry Penelope but you're neither. I'm almost a hundred percent positive that that isn't even your real nose. Plus, you're more shallow than the phrase drama queen herself.

Penelope Ann Huff- This is too my real nose. By the way, you can-

(Chloe pushes her over the boat dock and into the water.)

Chloe Jones- I'm sorry, Penelope, but I was not gonna take any chances on letting you finish that sentence.

Penelope Ann Huff- Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Scene 6- Girls Mansion: Angie's Room

(Angie was putting on lipstick when Chloe storms in with a shredded fat puffy pink dress.)

Chloe Jones- ANGELA PAGE, YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Angie grabs a knife that was hidden under her mattress and holds it up.)

Angie Page- First of all, Chloe, what did I do?

Chloe Jones- You ruined my homecoming dress.

Angie Page- What are you talking about?

Chloe Jones- I think you know.

(Chloe steps closer and Angie starts waving the knife around.)

Angie Page- S- Stay back before I call the cops.

(Chloe's eye starts twitching and her teeth start scratching.)

Angie Page- C- Chloe, I swear, I did not touch your dress.

Chloe Jones- LIAR!!!

Angie Page- Why would I even care about even care about that old pink dress.

Chloe Jones- Because you care about Mack, and we all know Mack hates me.

(While Chloe is yelling, Angie grabs her pepper spray.)

Angie Page- Don't make me use this.

Chloe Jones- You won't have to if you would fix my dress.

Angie Page- OK, OK, how about instead I just give you a dress?

(Angie pulls her short tight sparkling red dress from her closet.)

Angie Page- How do you like this? You can use this for homecoming.

Chloe Jones- I guess it's alright.

Angie Page- Good, now please leave.

(Chloe grabs the dress and leaves.)

Scene 7- Homecoming Dance

(Penelope walks in with her hair in a bun and wearing a really tight short black dress with black high-heels and a black leather purse. Principal Higginbottom walks up.)

Clair Higginbottom- Penelope.

Penelope Ann Huff- What now? I already gave Veronica a tour. I am not hanging by her at this dance.

Clair Higginbottom- Penelope, I'm not talking about Veronica. I'm talking about how inappropriately you're dressed. Does your mother let you dress that way?

Penelope Ann Huff- Principal Higginbottom, my mother encourages me to dress this way. She says it attracts men.

Clair Higginbottom- Maybe in prison, where your mother thinks you are after the beginning of the summer.

Penelope Ann Huff- Shut up about that. At least Lilly is still there.

Clair Higginbottom- Yeah, she's stuck there for life because of you.

(Principal Higginbottom walks away. Over by the entrance. Mack and Angie walk in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- This homecoming will be the best.

Angie Page- How come?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Because freshman year, we were stuck trying to prove that Trevor's date Natalia was just using him. Then during sophomore year I was stuck coming here with Penelope.

Angie Page- Wow, that stinks having to go with Penelope or Chloe.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Speaking of which, I can't wait to see who Chloe comes in with. I also can't wait to her wearing the same ugly puffy pink dress again.

Angie Page- Oh, about that. I lent her my short sparkly red dress.

Mack Dylan Cooper- WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!?!?

Angie Page- Because I felt bad for her and it looked like she had a knife in her back pocket.

Mack Dylan Cooper- This better not have interfered with that bet.

(Mack storms away. Over by the punch bowl, Penelope is getting punch when Chloe walks up in the short tight sparkly red dress with black high-heels and her hair curly.)

Chloe Jones- Hey, Penelope. How do I look?

(Penelope spits out her drink.)

Penelope Ann Huff- What are you wearing?

Chloe Jones- Angie lent this to me.

Penelope Ann Huff- I hate to say it but you are working the curly hair. Troy will love it.

(Troy walks up.)

Troy- He certainly does.

Chloe Jones- Oh, hi, Troy.

Penelope Ann Huff- I'll just leave you two alone.

(Penelope walks away. Mack walks up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, well, well, if it isn't Chloe Jones. Don't tell me you're really here with Troy.

Chloe Jones- I am.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Does he really like you?

Chloe Jones- I don't know.

(Chloe turns to Troy.)

Chloe Jones- Do you really like me Troy?

Troy- Um, well, I, uh, I'm just gonna say it. This is a pity date.

Chloe Jones- WHAT!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- I knew this would screw up someway, somehow.

(Over by Penelope. Veronica walks up.)

Veronica- Nice dress.

Penelope Ann Huff- What do you want?

Veronica- I wanna know why you hate me.

Penelope Ann Huff- Because my best friend Lilly was arrested this summer and all of a sudden after two years of being the school bad girl. Someone arrives as competition.

Veronica- Who said there had to be competition?

Penelope Ann Huff- What do you mean?

Veronica- I mean that we can both work together as a team.

Penelope Ann Huff- Wow, you're not so bad after all. Walk with me.

(Penelope and Veronica walk away. Back over to Mack, Chloe, and Troy.)

Chloe Jones- Troy, why would you ask me out on a pity date?

Troy- Because I heard about your bet, and I wanted to help you.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Alright, Chloe. I want five hundred bucks up front by tomorrow.

Chloe Jones- ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Chloe storms away.)

Scene 8- Hangout

(Mack was at a table when Chloe walks up with money in her hands.)

Chloe Jones- Here's the money I owe you.

(Chloe hands it to him but he refuses to take it.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Keep it.

Chloe Jones- Why?

Mack Dylan Cooper- We need to talk.

Chloe Jones- What about?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Us.

Chloe Jones- But you're with Angie.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm not talking about getting back together. I'm talking about our bickering. It needs to stop.

Chloe Jones- I agree.

Mack Dylan Cooper- We should at least settle down as friends instead of enemies.

Chloe Jones- I think we can do that.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Good.

Chloe Jones- Good.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Friends.

Chloe Jones- Friends.

(Chloe walks away.)

Guest Starring-

Clair Higginbottom

Larry Martinez

Troy

Absent-

Devon Jonson

Trevor Mitchel