"Vain's Revenge"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

                 Penelope Ann Huff

                 Devon Jonson

                 Chloe Jones

                 Veronica

      With: Angie Page

       And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Hangout

          (Mack and Angie are at a table when Devon rushes over.)

Devon Jonson- Guys, guys, guys.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What?

Angie Page- We don't really care.

Devon Jonson- Shut up, Angie, this doesn't concern you.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hurry up and tell me what's wrong before I lose interest.

Devon Jonson- Vain is back to see Stephanie.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What's so bad about that?

Devon Jonson- For one thing, Vain hates me. The second thing is that she'll hate me more if she finds out that I caused her sister to leave the island.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm sorry but I'm not helping you this time.

Angie Page- I never would've tried helping you if it wasn't for Mack but he's right. We'll help you get out of all your problems.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Be a man and do stuff for yourself.

Devon Jonson- But, I, errrrrrrrrrrrrr.

          (Devon storms away.)

Angie Page- I think he took that rather well.

Scene 2- Girls Mansion

          (Chloe is on the couch when Penelope and Veronica walk in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Get lost stick figure.

Chloe Jones- Excuse me, but you don't own me.

Penelope Ann Huff- Quiet you bone legged bumpkin.

Veronica- I think she gets it, Penelope.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well. get out of here Chloe. You're not wanted.

Chloe Jones- And you're not my species. I think you have DNA of the wicked witch of the west.

Penelope Ann Huff- I know you're trying to insult me but I accept that as a complement mainly because I probably do have DNA of a witch. Now get out.

Chloe Jones- I have a question: do you ever have anything nice to say to me?

Penelope Ann Huff- I'm sorry but you didn't just meet me. What a stupid question.

Chloe Jones- You couldn't go one week without insulting me, could you?

Penelope Ann Huff- I so could. I just don't like being nice to others.

Chloe Jones- Do you wanna bet on it?

Penelope Ann Huff- Fine.

Chloe Jones- If I win, then you can't insult me for rest of the year. If you win, I'll be your servant for rest of the year.

Penelope Ann Huff- Deal.

          (Penelope and Chloe shake hands.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Let's go, Veronica.

Veronica- I'm coming.

          (Penelope and Veronica leave the mansion.)

Chloe Jones- She is going down.

Scene 3- Boom Ba Boom

          (Devon and Trevor are at a table.)

Devon Jonson- I know she's out to get me.

Trevor Mitchel- Who?

Devon Jonson- Vain.

Trevor Mitchel- Stephanie's sister, the famous actress, singer, director producer-

Devon Jonson- Yes, that Vain.

Trevor Mitchel- Oh she is gonna kill you for dumping her sister.

          (Vain walks in to “Boom Ba Boom”.)

Devon Jonson- There she is.

          (Vain walks to Devon angerly.)

Vain Ecoasta- Looks like I finally found you.

Devon Jonson- Hi Vain, I-

Vain Ecoasta- SHUT UP, FISHSTICK!!!

Trevor Mitchel- Whoa, calm down Vain. If you're gonna beat up Devon, then do it on the soccer field.

Vain Ecoasta- Who and what are you?

Trevor Mitchel- I'm Devon's friend.

Vain Ecoasta- Did you cause my sister to leave the island?

Trevor Mitchel- No.

Vain Ecoasta- Then stay out of this.

Devon Jonson- Oh come on, Vain. Why are out to get me?

Vain Ecoasta- Because you sent my sister crying home to us. Me and my brother Ken and sister Vanessa and mother Marissa.

          (Marissa, Ken, and Vanessa walk up.)

Marissa Ecoasta- Hurry up Vain, Stephanie is in the car sobbing.

Vain Ecoasta- I'm coming.

Devon Jonson- Wait a minute. We've been back in school for a month now and she still isn't over me.

Vanessa Ecoasta- Yes, and I'm guessing you're the rotten scumbag who broke my sister's heart.

Ken Ecoasta- How are we gonna make him suffer again?

Vain Ecoasta- When the time is right.

          (Devon quickly runs away and everyone looks at Trevor.)

Trevor Mitchel- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, LARRY, HELP!!!

          (Larry rushes over.)

Larry Martinez- Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's wrong, did Penelope set something on fire?

Trevor Mitchel- No, but I thing these people might try to hurt me.

Larry Martinez- Okay, everyone at this table out of my-

          (Larry looks at Vain and falls in love.)

Larry Martinez- H- hi Vain.

Vain Ecoasta- Stop staring at me.

Larry Martinez- You are just so hot.

Marissa Ecoasta- You back off my daughter.

Vanessa Ecoasta- You do not wanna mess with us.

Ken Ecoasta- So keep away, buster.

Larry Martinez- Oh, well, MOMMY!!!

          (Larry runs away.)

Scene 4- The Pier

          (Penelope and Veronica are at a table and Chloe walks over.)

Chloe Jones- Hey Penelope, do you like my new shoes?

          (Chloe shows Penelope her new pair of flip flops.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Um, uh, those are, uh-

Veronica- Since Penelope can't say it, I will. Those shoes are ugly. They make me wanna barf up blood.

Chloe Jones- How about this? We make the bet more challenging, Penelope can't insult me or tell anyone to insult me.

Penelope Ann Huff- What, you can't do this.

Chloe Jones- Are you trying to insult me?

Penelope Ann Huff- No, I-

Veronica- Let me do the talking. Look Chloe, the thing is. She can't be mean to you but I can so listen up frizzy. You can't change the bet.

Chloe Jones- Either change with me or all bets are off.

Veronica- But-

Chloe Jones- Glad you understand.

          (Chloe walks away with an evil grin on her face.)

Penelope Ann Huff- You skunkbag, this is why I don't let other people talk for me.

          (Penelope storms away and Veronica follows.)

Scene 5- Boys Mansion

          (Mack and Angie are on the couch when Devon and Trevor run in.)

Devon Jonson- Mack.

Trevor Mitchel- Angie.

Devon/Trevor- You gotta help us.

Mack Dylan Cooper- With what?

Angie Page- If it's the whole Vain Ecoasta thing then count me out.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Ditto. I don't even like Vain.

Angie Page- I've never met her but I'm still not helping. Plus, Devon, there's something about you that makes me hate your guts. I'm sorry, it might have been the Stephanie incident or the fact that you helped Penelope and Lilly with the bomb in Dominican Republic.

Devon Jonson- Hey, I saved everyone from that.

Angie Page- But you were still apart of it.

Mack Dylan Cooper- The point is is that were not getting involved.

Angie Page- But we will bring popcorn and watch you get beaten up by a girl on the soccer field. If it's by me or Vain.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Okay Angie, enough with the mean comments.

Angie Page- I can't help it.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You can if you want a boyfriend.

Angie Page- Okay, okay.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon, we're not gonna help you every time someone is out to get you.

          (Vain and her family start beating on the door.)

Vain Ecoasta- YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW DEVON JONSON!!!

Marissa Ecoasta- EITHER WAY, WE WILL GET IN AND KILL YOU!!!

Ken Ecoasta- YOU MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT!!!

Vanessa Ecoasta- SO OPEN UP!!!

          (Angie grins at Devon and opens the door.)

Angie Page- Come in. Just make sure not to let his blood stain the carpet.

Trevor Mitchel- I'm getting out of here.

          (Trevor jumps out the window.)

Angie Page- Bye bye.

          (Angie jumps out the window.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm with you.

          (Mack jumps out the window.)

Devon Jonson- Guys wait, HELP!!!

          (Marissa, Vain, Vanessa, and Ken start beating up Devon.)

Scene 6- Outside the boys mansion

          (Mack and Trevor stop running but Angie tries to keep running but        they stop her too.)

Trevor Mitchel- Shouldn't we get help.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'll call Penelope and Veronica.

Trevor Mitchel- I'll call Chloe.

Angie Page- And I'll keep running.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh please, you're gonna stay right here. You're the one who got Devon into all of this.

Angie Page- Oh please, he'll be fine.

Trevor Mitchel- Are you kidding me? Vain's sister Vanessa has Devon in a head lock. Vain's mom Marissa and brother Ken are pulling Devon's legs in the opposite direction.

Mack Dylan Cooper- And Vain just body slammed him.

          (Penelope, Chloe, and Veronica run up.)

Chloe Jones- What happened to Devon?

Mack Dylan Cooper- He's getting beaten up by Stephanie's family.

Penelope Ann Huff- Where's Stephanie?

Trevor Mitchel- I don't think she's here.

          (Stephanie walks up.)

Stephanie Williams- Yes I am.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie.

Angie Page- What are you doing here?

Penelope Ann Huff- Do you realize your family is beating up your ex-boyfriend?

Stephanie Williams- I know.

Veronica- Aren't you gonna stop them?

Stephanie Williams- Why would I do that? He broke my heart.

Angie Page- Finally, someone else who wants that no good skunkbag to feel pain.

          (Angie and Stephanie high five.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie, I swear if I here another bad comment about Devon come out of your mouth then I will dump you faster than a fat guy eating  twelve doughnuts.

Angie Page- Fine.

Trevor Mitchel- Well we're gonna help Devon.

Penelope Ann Huff- So see ya, Stephanie.

          (Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Trevor, and Veronica walk to the boys    mansion door but then stop.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie, get your butt over here. You are gonna help.

Angie Page- Fine.

          (Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Angie, Trevor, and Veronica walk into the           mansion.)

Scene 7- Boy's Mansion

          (Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Angie, Trevor, and Veronica run in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

Vain Ecoasta- Or what?

Penelope Ann Huff- Or this.

          (Penelope takes a taser from her pocket and zaps Vanessa.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I don't think you want that happening to you now.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Let my brother go.

Ken Ecoasta- And what if I don't?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't go there.

Ken Ecoasta- What if I-

          (Mack punches Ken in the face.)

Ken Ecoasta- You just-

          (Trevor kicks him in the shin. Mack and Trevor start beating up    Ken.)

Veronica- Penelope, you can beat up Marissa.

Marissa Ecoasta- What, no way, I-

          (Penelope and Veronica start beating up Marissa.)

Chloe Jones- Well Angie, let's bring down Vain.

Angie Page- I would be happy to.

          (Chloe and Angie beat up Vain. Stephanie walks in.)

Stephanie Williams- Everyone, cut it out. Vain, mom, Ken, and Vanessa, give it up. I can do way better than Devon.

Angie Page- Yeah you could.

          (Mack glares at Angie.)

Angie Page- Never mind, I take that back.

Devon Jonson- Stephanie, I thought you moved on.

Stephanie Williams- I did. I just wanted to see you get beat up.

          (Stephanie gives an evil grin.)

Stephanie Williams- I have nothing against anyone else here. Just Devon.

Devon Jonson- Hey.

Stephanie Williams- Shut up.

Devon Jonson- But-

Stephanie Williams- We are going home now. So, bye everyone. Have great life everyone except for Devon who should have a horrible life.

          (Vain, Stephanie, Ken, Vanessa, and Marissa leave.)

Scene 8- Hangout

          (Penelope and Veronica were at a table when Chloe walks up.)

Chloe Jones- Hey, Penelope.

Penelope Ann Huff- Shut up dingbat.

Chloe Jones- You insulted me. You just lost the bet. I won. In your face Penelope Ann Huff.

Penelope Ann Huff- No, no, no.

Chloe Jones- You lost, I won.

Veronica- Penelope, now I owe Principal Higginbottom thirty bucks. We put money on it. I thought you'd win.

Chloe Jones- You can't insult me for rest of the year. And when you do, you have to pay me ten bucks.

Penelope Ann Huff- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Special Guest Starring-

Stephanie Williams

Vain Ecoasta

Ken Ecoasta

Vanessa Ecoasta

Guest Starring-

Larry Martinez

Marissa Ecoasta

"Chess App and Submarine Trap"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

Penelope Ann Huff

Devon Jonson

Veronica

With: Angie Page

And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack and Devon are at a table when Angie walks up.)

Angie Page- Hey guys, do you all like submarines.

Devon Jonson- Aren't those the things people use in the marines to kill the rebels.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What else would it be? An underground shoe closet.

Angie Page- You two stop fighting and listen up. Since my parents are in the wacky shack, my uncle Steven is watching me and he loaned me his submarine to explore the ocean. Do you wanna come?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm in. Does that place have a closet with a lock?

Angie Page- Oh.

(Angie puts on lipstick.)

Angie Page- Yes it does.

Devon Jonson- Can I bring Reese?

Angie Page- Don't tell me you're still on her.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yep, he's doing the whole just be friends concept.

Angie Page- That is so stupid.

(Angie walks away.)

Devon Jonson- So is that a yes or a no on bringing Reese?

Mack Dylan Cooper- You are stupid, Angie was right.

(Mack walks away.)

Devon Jonson- I'm taking it as a yes.

Scene 2- The Pier

(Trevor is at a table with a chess board playing against himself when Penelope walks up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Are you playing chess?

Trevor Mitchel- Yeah, I'm up in the finalist for the junior chess championship.

Penelope Ann Huff- Do you wanna play a round for practice?

Trevor Mitchel- You know how to play chess.

Penelope Ann Huff- According to the first place trophy in my room from fifth grade yeah. According to everyone else in this world, no. Come on hot stuff, let's give it a shot.

(3 hours later after the nineteenth game in a row that Penelope won.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Checkmate. And that was the a new personal best. 19 games in a row won. Beat that.

Trevor Mitchel- How could someone as hot and snobby as you be able to win one of the most hard strategy games out there?

Penelope Ann Huff- It takes time to become gorgeous and mean. Plus, let's just say, I played chess before seventh grade and before a huge look change.

(Veronica runs over holding her iPhone up high.)

Veronica- Guys, I just downloaded this cool new app on my phone. It takes a picture of a game and it gives the user cheats on how to win. I just beat Larry in four games of checkers.

Penelope Ann Huff- I just beat Trevor in chess nineteen times without any cheats.

Veronica- Did you use to be a geek?

Penelope Ann Huff- It was before seventh grade and don't talk about it or else I'll set your ears on fire.

(Veronica and Trevor put their hands on their ears and look at each other frightened.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I'm glad we all understand.

(Penelope walks away.)

Trevor Mitchel- Does she scare you as much as she scares me?

Veronica- She use to but it wore off.

(Veronica walks away.)

Scene 3- The Boat Dock

(Mack and Angie were waiting by a giant submarine when Devon and Reese walk up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- What took you so long?

Angie Page- I thought I said you couldn't bring her.

Reese Bennett- You see Devon, I told you that they would kick me out.

Angie Page- Well, you're already here now let's go.

Devon Jonson- Shouldn't we have a chaperone.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Maybe if we were seven.

Angie Page- Devon, shut up and stop asking questions and just get in the submarine.

(Mack, Devon, Angie, and Reese all get into the submarine.)

Scene 4- Inside the Submarine

(Mack, Angie, Devon, and Reese climb down the ladder into the submarine.)

Devon Jonson- This is so cool.

Angie Page- Tell me something I don't know.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I will. You have a zit on your forehead.

Angie Page- WHAT?!?!?!

(Angie quickly grabs a mirror from her pocket and sees the zit. She then takes makeup from her pocket and rubs it on.)

Angie Page- That covers that.

Reese Bennett- I can't believe your uncle owns this thing.

Angie Page- He bought it from some dude who worked in the Vietnam War.

Devon Jonson- So is there a chance of us seeing a dead body hidden in this thing?

Angie Page- Possibly.

Devon Jonson- Who's?

Angie Page- It will be yours if you don't shut up.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie, calm down. You seem really stressed lately.

Angie Page- Maybe it's because we're taking the submarine down to the bottom of the ocean and we're swimming back to the top.

Mack/Devon/Reese- WHAT?!?!?!

Angie Page- Did I forget to mention that?

(Mack, Devon, and Reese angerly gain up and corner Angie in a corner.)

Scene 5- Hangout

(Veronica and Tim Bullet are playing checkers while Principal Higginbottom and Larry are watching.)

Clair Higginbottom- Hey Larry, I bet Mr. Bullet will cream Veronica.

Larry Martinez- Don't be to sure about that. Veronica won eighteen games in a row against me.

(Veronica just won in checkers.)

Veronica- Oh look, I just won again.

Tim Bullet- How did you do that? I've never lost in checkers in my whole life.

Veronica- Well believe it or not you did. You owe me twenty bucks.

Tim Bullet- This can't be happening.

Clair Higginbottom- Timothy Bullet. You come with me right now. I'm training you to beat this so called checkers champion.

(Principal Higginbottom and Vice Principal Bullet walk away.)

Larry Martinez- OK Veronica, how are you doing this? I've had enough of your tricks.

Veronica- Sorry, but I don't give out info to losers.

(Veronica walks away.)

Larry Martinez- She won't be holding that secret over me much longer.

(Larry grins and walks away.)

Scene 6- Boy's Mansion

(Trevor was on the couch when Veronica climbs through the window and walks up to him.)

Veronica- What do you want Trevor.

Trevor Mitchel- I need you to show how to work that app on the phone.

Veronica- Why should I do that for you? After all, you refused to go out with me.

Trevor Mitchel- If you show me how to work the app then I will kiss you on the lips for five seconds and I will go on a two hour date with you.

Veronica- Deal. Here's what you do. Before you start the game, you set up the board. Then you take a picture when no one is looking. Then it will guide you from there. Why do you even want the app?

Trevor Mitchel- Because if I got beat by Penelope in chess than I can be beat by anyone.

Veronica- Well I really don't care unless you make out with me.

Trevor Mitchel- Veronica, get out.

(Veronica climbs back out the window.)

Trevor Mitchel- I hope you realize that there's a door.

Veronica (from outside)- I know.

Trevor Mitchel- Why do I even bother.

Scene 7- The Submarine

(Mack, Devon, and Reese are ignoring Angie while she is trying to apologize.)

Angie Page- Guys I'm sorry.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Why would you invite us on this thing if you were planning on making all of us swim back up to the surface?

Angie Page- Well I-

Devon Jonson- And you call me stupid.

Reese Bennett- Devon, you're still stupid but not as stupid as her.

Angie Page- Look, I have wet suits for all four of us. I also had goggles and air tanks so we don't run out of breath.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I swear Angie, if we die, I'm gonna do whatever I can to make your after life miserable. Starting with breaking up with you if this gets screwed.

Angie Page- You're not breaking up with me are you?

Mack Dylan Cooper- No, but the day is still young.

Devon Jonson- Reese, it doesn't look like we have much time. I just want to say this one thing, I love you and I wanted to go out with you but you were playing hard to get so I tried being your friend and work my way up.

Reese Bennett- Devon, you think I don't like you to. I was gonna say yes to that date offer last week when we met but Angie told me about your past with woman.

(Devon glares at Angie.)

Devon Jonson- That's another good reason on why to hate you right now.

Reese Bennett- Now that you think about it I do hate her.

Mack Dylan Cooper- The day is still young and just because I don't hate her now doesn't mean I won't hate her later.

(Mack, Devon, and Reese glare at Angie.)

Scene 8- The Auditorium

(Trevor was sitting at a table with a chess board in front of him when Veronica walks up.)

Veronica- Alright Trevor, you know what to do. Now get your phone in between your legs.

Trevor Mitchel- Okay, I'm all set.

(Principal Higginbottom walks over.)

Clair Higginbottom- Okay Trevor, are you ready to meet your component?

Trevor Mitchel- I was born ready Higginbottom.

Clair Higginbottom- Come on out Penelope.

(Penelope comes into the auditorium.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey Trevor, are you ready to lose?

Trevor Mitchel- I wouldn't be to sure about that Penelope.

(Two hours later Trevor wins.)

Trevor Mitchel- YES!!! I WON!!! I FINALLY BEAT PENELOPE ANN HUFF IN CHESS!!

Penelope Ann Huff- Well played Mitchel.

(Once Trevor stood up his phone fell revealing the cheats to win. Everyone gasps.)

Clair Higginbottom- Trevor Mitchel, you cheated. I might have expected this from Penelope but not you Trevor.

Penelope Ann Huff- Wow, it feels weird not being the one in trouble for once.

Clair Higginbottom- I'm sorry Trevor but I'm gonna have to give this trophy to Penelope. Wow, I never thought I'd say that.

Penelope Ann Huff- I know, this day has been crazy for everyone.

(Penelope grabs her giant trophy and leaves.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Let's go Veronica.

(Veronica follows but she first blows a kiss at Trevor.)

Scene 9- The Submarine

(Everyone had on their equipment and was ready to go.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I swear we better make it.

Angie Page- OK guys, in about twenty seconds were gonna leave the piece of crap. So that means, Devon and Reese go ahead and make out before we leave.

Reese Bennett- Thank you but no thank you.

Angie Page- Three, two, one.

(Mack, Angie, Devon, and Reese all leave the submarine and swim back up to shore.)

Guest Starring-

Clair Higginbottom

Larry Martinez

Reese Bennett

Tim Bullet

Absent-

Chloe Jones