Devon's Little Love Bug

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

                 Penelope Ann Huff

                 Devon Jonson

                 Veronica

      With: Angie Page

       And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Hangout

          (Devon is at a table staring at the new girl Reese when Mack and          Angie walk up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh God, Devon please tell me you're not staring at the new girl Reese.

Angie Page- She is way out of your league.

Devon Jonson- She is gorgeous.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Let me guess. You'll start secretly dating her and then reveal that you're embarrassed by her just like you did to Stephanie.

Devon Jonson- I don't even think about Stephanie anymore. I've moved on from her.

Angie Page- I know Reese could do better than you.

Devon Jonson- Well she's new, she doesn't know much about me.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Be glad that she doesn't know much about you.

Angie Page- Because if she did then she'd hate your sorry guts.

Devon Jonson- Well I'm gonna make a move.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh I've gotta see this.

          (Devon walks up to Reese while Mack and Angie stay at the table          and watch.)

Devon Jonson- Hi, I'm Devon.

Reese Bennett- I'm Reese. I've seen you around, and I know you're trying to make a move.

Angie Page- HA!!!

Reese Bennett- Anyways, I'll think about it.

Devon Jonson- Great.

          (Reese walks away.)

Devon Jonson- Looks like I might have a date tonight.

          (Devon walks away.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Or maybe not.

Scene 2- Girls Mansion

          (Penelope and Veronica walk in with 20 shopping bags.)

Penelope Ann Huff- This is torture.

Veronica- So many bags of clothes and shoes.

Penelope Ann Huff- And weapons and animal traps.

Veronica- We can't handle all this.

Penelope Ann Huff- Maybe we should hire an assistant.

Veronica- You mean like a butler or maid?

Penelope Ann Huff- We could definitely use one. Maybe someone strong.

Veronica- With good hair.

Penelope Ann Huff- Who could that be?

Veronica- Maybe Trevor Mitchel.

Penelope Ann Huff- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

          (Veronica gives Penelope a mean glare.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, you were serious.

Veronica- Yeah.

Penelope Ann Huff- You actually like that loser?

Veronica- I think he's kind of cute.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well tough luck because Trevor might not be over his old girlfriend.

Veronica- Well no one can resist me.

Penelope Ann Huff- Yes, but Trevor can resist me. I'm the reason his girlfriend is gone.

Veronica- Why, did she dump him?

Penelope Ann Huff- Nope, she was killed by lightning.

Veronica- Then how is it your fault?

Penelope Ann Huff- I took them out for a hot air ballooning ride but thunder and lightning started and killed no one but her.

Veronica- Well, I'm still making a move.

          (Veronica leaves the mansion.)

Penelope Ann Huff- That girl doesn't know what she's getting herself into.

Scene 3- The Pier

          (Reese is at a table when Mack and Angie walk up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hi Reese, I'm Mack.

Angie Page- And I'm Angie.

Reese Bennett- And I should care. Why?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, Devon is my half brother and I don't think you should take his offer on that date.

Reese Bennett- Why not?

Angie Page- Because at the end you'll end up with a broken heart.

Mack Dylan Cooper- It happens with all his girlfriends. Freshman year, he went out with Lilly and she broke his heart when he went to work with the dark side.

Angie Page- Last year, he forced his girlfriend Stephanie Williams to keep their relationship a secret.

Reese Bennett- Thanks for telling me this. I'll make sure to think about my decision.

Angie Page- Perfect.

Mack Dylan Cooper- That's all we wanted.

Reese Bennett- Well, bye.

          (Reese walks away.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Why are we doing this again?

Angie Page- Because we can't let Devon just ruin another girl like he did with Lilly and Stephanie.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well shouldn't Devon be moving on to someone new?

Angie Page- Yeah but we don't wanna risk someone as nice as Reese to get her heart broken.

Mack Dylan Cooper- OK, but I want nothing to do with this if this backfires.

          (Mack walks away.)

Scene 4- Hangout

          (Trevor is at a table when Veronica walks up.)

Veronica- Hi Trevor.

Trevor Mitchel- Um, hi Veronica. What do you want?

Veronica- I'm just sitting over here with you.

Trevor Mitchel- Veronica, what ever Penelope put you up to won't fool me. I'm not falling for any tricks.

Veronica- This isn't a trick, I really want to go out with you.

Trevor Mitchel- What did you just say?

Veronica- That I wanna go out with you. What are you, deaf?

Trevor Mitchel- Why me?

Veronica- Well, you're hot, you're tall, and you got good biceps.

Trevor Mitchel- That may be true but I have a girlfriend.

Veronica- Who? Penelope said that you were single.

Trevor Mitchel- I'm, uh, with, um, Penelope.

Veronica- WHAT?!?!?! I thought you hated her. You know what, I'm gonna ask Penelope if you guys are really dating.

          (Veronica walks away.)

Trevor Mitchel- I gotta get to Penelope.

Scene 4- The Bluff

          (Reese was sitting on the rocks staring at the knife Sienna plunged        into it back in season 2 when Devon walks up.)

Devon Jonson- Sorry it took so long. So so you have an answer on our date?

Reese Bennett- Yes and I don't think it is best we go on this date.

Devon Jonson- Why not?

Reese Bennett- because I don't wanna get my heart broken like your old girlfriend Stephanie.

Devon Jonson- How do you know about Stephanie?

Reese Bennett- Your brother and his girlfriend told me everything.

Devon Jonson- But-

Reese Bennett- I think you should leave.

Devon Jonson- Excuse me but I have been coming to this Bluff for the past two years and no one is gonna stop from coming another year. I also know who plunged that knife into those rocks. My brother's ex-girlfriend.

          (Devon storms out.)

Scene 5- Girls Mansion

          (Trevor runs into Penelope's mansion which startles her.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh my God, Trevor, don't scare me like that.

Trevor Mitchel- Too bad, you still owe me a new girlfriend.

Penelope Ann Huff- What do you want?

Trevor Mitchel- Pretend to be my girlfriend.

Penelope Ann Huff- What, why?

Trevor Mitchel- To get Veronica to stop flirting with me. I told her that me and you were secretly dating.

Penelope Ann Huff- What are you, Devon and Stephanie? I will not lie to my best friend. I finally found a friend that I can relate to and haven't literally tried to kill.

Trevor Mitchel- You still owe me after you KILLED Portland my old girlfriend.

Penelope Ann Huff- If I do this, then you can never bring up Portland Amber Madison again. I don't even want you describing her or mentioning things about her. Got it.

Trevor Mitchel- Got it.

          (Veronica rushes in while Penelope and Trevor start making out.)

Veronica- Well, well, well, what's going on here?

Penelope Ann Huff- Haven't you seen people making out before.

Trevor Mitchel- All you do is shove your lips onto someone elses lips.

Veronica- I know what making out means, sweet cheeks.

Penelope Ann Huff- Veronica, I want you to back off my man before things get ugly.

Veronica- I'm not afraid of you Penelope.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well, you should be because I caused the death of his old girlfriend. What do you say to that?

Veronica- I say I don't care.

Penelope Ann Huff- How about this. I will pay you a check for ten million dollars to back off your little love obsession over Trevor.

          (Penelope takes out a check book and writes her the check.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Now, I will do this. Trevor, it's over. Now get out of my mansion.

          (Penelope pushes Trevor out the door.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Glad that's over.

          (Penelope and Veronica walk upstairs.)

Scene 6- Hangout

          (Devon is sitting at a table depressed when Mack and Angie walk           up.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hi, Devon.

Angie Page- Hey.

Devon Jonson- What do you guys want?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie wanted to apologize for telling Reese everything about your old girlfriends.

Devon Jonson- Angie, can't you take care of yourself? Could you maybe stay out of my way? I try to move on from Stephanie onto Reese. Then you ruined it.

Angie Page- I was trying to keep you from moving in so fast.

Mack Dylan Cooper- At least start off being her friend.

Devon Jonson- That's too much work.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, that might be your last chance with Reese.

          (Mack and Angie walk away.)

Scene 7- The Bluff

          (Devon walks up to be greeted by Troy.)

Troy- I'm gonna say this once, do you have an appointment with Ms. Bennett?

Devon Jonson- Move loser, this was my spot first.

          (Devon pushes Troy aside and walks up to Reese.)

Devon Jonson- Hi, Reese.

Reese Bennett- Now what? I'm not going out with you.

Devon Jonson- I know and I'm completely okay with that. I still wanna be your friend though.

Reese Bennett- Oh, um, I guess that would be okay.

Devon Jonson- Good, now do you wanna make out?

Reese Bennett (laughing)- Get out of here.

          (Devon and Reese start laughing.)

Guest Starring-

Reese Bennett

Troy

Absent-

Chloe Jones