"Vain's Revenge"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

                 Penelope Ann Huff

                 Devon Jonson

                 Chloe Jones

                 Veronica

      With: Angie Page

       And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Hangout

          (Mack and Angie are at a table when Devon rushes over.)

Devon Jonson- Guys, guys, guys.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What?

Angie Page- We don't really care.

Devon Jonson- Shut up, Angie, this doesn't concern you.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hurry up and tell me what's wrong before I lose interest.

Devon Jonson- Vain is back to see Stephanie.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What's so bad about that?

Devon Jonson- For one thing, Vain hates me. The second thing is that she'll hate me more if she finds out that I caused her sister to leave the island.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm sorry but I'm not helping you this time.

Angie Page- I never would've tried helping you if it wasn't for Mack but he's right. We'll help you get out of all your problems.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Be a man and do stuff for yourself.

Devon Jonson- But, I, errrrrrrrrrrrrr.

          (Devon storms away.)

Angie Page- I think he took that rather well.

Scene 2- Girls Mansion

          (Chloe is on the couch when Penelope and Veronica walk in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Get lost stick figure.

Chloe Jones- Excuse me, but you don't own me.

Penelope Ann Huff- Quiet you bone legged bumpkin.

Veronica- I think she gets it, Penelope.

Penelope Ann Huff- Well. get out of here Chloe. You're not wanted.

Chloe Jones- And you're not my species. I think you have DNA of the wicked witch of the west.

Penelope Ann Huff- I know you're trying to insult me but I accept that as a complement mainly because I probably do have DNA of a witch. Now get out.

Chloe Jones- I have a question: do you ever have anything nice to say to me?

Penelope Ann Huff- I'm sorry but you didn't just meet me. What a stupid question.

Chloe Jones- You couldn't go one week without insulting me, could you?

Penelope Ann Huff- I so could. I just don't like being nice to others.

Chloe Jones- Do you wanna bet on it?

Penelope Ann Huff- Fine.

Chloe Jones- If I win, then you can't insult me for rest of the year. If you win, I'll be your servant for rest of the year.

Penelope Ann Huff- Deal.

          (Penelope and Chloe shake hands.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Let's go, Veronica.

Veronica- I'm coming.

          (Penelope and Veronica leave the mansion.)

Chloe Jones- She is going down.

Scene 3- Boom Ba Boom

          (Devon and Trevor are at a table.)

Devon Jonson- I know she's out to get me.

Trevor Mitchel- Who?

Devon Jonson- Vain.

Trevor Mitchel- Stephanie's sister, the famous actress, singer, director producer-

Devon Jonson- Yes, that Vain.

Trevor Mitchel- Oh she is gonna kill you for dumping her sister.

          (Vain walks in to “Boom Ba Boom”.)

Devon Jonson- There she is.

          (Vain walks to Devon angerly.)

Vain Ecoasta- Looks like I finally found you.

Devon Jonson- Hi Vain, I-

Vain Ecoasta- SHUT UP, FISHSTICK!!!

Trevor Mitchel- Whoa, calm down Vain. If you're gonna beat up Devon, then do it on the soccer field.

Vain Ecoasta- Who and what are you?

Trevor Mitchel- I'm Devon's friend.

Vain Ecoasta- Did you cause my sister to leave the island?

Trevor Mitchel- No.

Vain Ecoasta- Then stay out of this.

Devon Jonson- Oh come on, Vain. Why are out to get me?

Vain Ecoasta- Because you sent my sister crying home to us. Me and my brother Ken and sister Vanessa and mother Marissa.

          (Marissa, Ken, and Vanessa walk up.)

Marissa Ecoasta- Hurry up Vain, Stephanie is in the car sobbing.

Vain Ecoasta- I'm coming.

Devon Jonson- Wait a minute. We've been back in school for a month now and she still isn't over me.

Vanessa Ecoasta- Yes, and I'm guessing you're the rotten scumbag who broke my sister's heart.

Ken Ecoasta- How are we gonna make him suffer again?

Vain Ecoasta- When the time is right.

          (Devon quickly runs away and everyone looks at Trevor.)

Trevor Mitchel- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, LARRY, HELP!!!

          (Larry rushes over.)

Larry Martinez- Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's wrong, did Penelope set something on fire?

Trevor Mitchel- No, but I thing these people might try to hurt me.

Larry Martinez- Okay, everyone at this table out of my-

          (Larry looks at Vain and falls in love.)

Larry Martinez- H- hi Vain.

Vain Ecoasta- Stop staring at me.

Larry Martinez- You are just so hot.

Marissa Ecoasta- You back off my daughter.

Vanessa Ecoasta- You do not wanna mess with us.

Ken Ecoasta- So keep away, buster.

Larry Martinez- Oh, well, MOMMY!!!

          (Larry runs away.)

Scene 4- The Pier

          (Penelope and Veronica are at a table and Chloe walks over.)

Chloe Jones- Hey Penelope, do you like my new shoes?

          (Chloe shows Penelope her new pair of flip flops.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Um, uh, those are, uh-

Veronica- Since Penelope can't say it, I will. Those shoes are ugly. They make me wanna barf up blood.

Chloe Jones- How about this? We make the bet more challenging, Penelope can't insult me or tell anyone to insult me.

Penelope Ann Huff- What, you can't do this.

Chloe Jones- Are you trying to insult me?

Penelope Ann Huff- No, I-

Veronica- Let me do the talking. Look Chloe, the thing is. She can't be mean to you but I can so listen up frizzy. You can't change the bet.

Chloe Jones- Either change with me or all bets are off.

Veronica- But-

Chloe Jones- Glad you understand.

          (Chloe walks away with an evil grin on her face.)

Penelope Ann Huff- You skunkbag, this is why I don't let other people talk for me.

          (Penelope storms away and Veronica follows.)

Scene 5- Boys Mansion

          (Mack and Angie are on the couch when Devon and Trevor run in.)

Devon Jonson- Mack.

Trevor Mitchel- Angie.

Devon/Trevor- You gotta help us.

Mack Dylan Cooper- With what?

Angie Page- If it's the whole Vain Ecoasta thing then count me out.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Ditto. I don't even like Vain.

Angie Page- I've never met her but I'm still not helping. Plus, Devon, there's something about you that makes me hate your guts. I'm sorry, it might have been the Stephanie incident or the fact that you helped Penelope and Lilly with the bomb in Dominican Republic.

Devon Jonson- Hey, I saved everyone from that.

Angie Page- But you were still apart of it.

Mack Dylan Cooper- The point is is that were not getting involved.

Angie Page- But we will bring popcorn and watch you get beaten up by a girl on the soccer field. If it's by me or Vain.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Okay Angie, enough with the mean comments.

Angie Page- I can't help it.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You can if you want a boyfriend.

Angie Page- Okay, okay.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon, we're not gonna help you every time someone is out to get you.

          (Vain and her family start beating on the door.)

Vain Ecoasta- YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW DEVON JONSON!!!

Marissa Ecoasta- EITHER WAY, WE WILL GET IN AND KILL YOU!!!

Ken Ecoasta- YOU MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT!!!

Vanessa Ecoasta- SO OPEN UP!!!

          (Angie grins at Devon and opens the door.)

Angie Page- Come in. Just make sure not to let his blood stain the carpet.

Trevor Mitchel- I'm getting out of here.

          (Trevor jumps out the window.)

Angie Page- Bye bye.

          (Angie jumps out the window.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm with you.

          (Mack jumps out the window.)

Devon Jonson- Guys wait, HELP!!!

          (Marissa, Vain, Vanessa, and Ken start beating up Devon.)

Scene 6- Outside the boys mansion

          (Mack and Trevor stop running but Angie tries to keep running but        they stop her too.)

Trevor Mitchel- Shouldn't we get help.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'll call Penelope and Veronica.

Trevor Mitchel- I'll call Chloe.

Angie Page- And I'll keep running.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh please, you're gonna stay right here. You're the one who got Devon into all of this.

Angie Page- Oh please, he'll be fine.

Trevor Mitchel- Are you kidding me? Vain's sister Vanessa has Devon in a head lock. Vain's mom Marissa and brother Ken are pulling Devon's legs in the opposite direction.

Mack Dylan Cooper- And Vain just body slammed him.

          (Penelope, Chloe, and Veronica run up.)

Chloe Jones- What happened to Devon?

Mack Dylan Cooper- He's getting beaten up by Stephanie's family.

Penelope Ann Huff- Where's Stephanie?

Trevor Mitchel- I don't think she's here.

          (Stephanie walks up.)

Stephanie Williams- Yes I am.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie.

Angie Page- What are you doing here?

Penelope Ann Huff- Do you realize your family is beating up your ex-boyfriend?

Stephanie Williams- I know.

Veronica- Aren't you gonna stop them?

Stephanie Williams- Why would I do that? He broke my heart.

Angie Page- Finally, someone else who wants that no good skunkbag to feel pain.

          (Angie and Stephanie high five.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie, I swear if I here another bad comment about Devon come out of your mouth then I will dump you faster than a fat guy eating  twelve doughnuts.

Angie Page- Fine.

Trevor Mitchel- Well we're gonna help Devon.

Penelope Ann Huff- So see ya, Stephanie.

          (Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Trevor, and Veronica walk to the boys    mansion door but then stop.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie, get your butt over here. You are gonna help.

Angie Page- Fine.

          (Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Angie, Trevor, and Veronica walk into the           mansion.)

Scene 7- Boy's Mansion

          (Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Angie, Trevor, and Veronica run in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

Vain Ecoasta- Or what?

Penelope Ann Huff- Or this.

          (Penelope takes a taser from her pocket and zaps Vanessa.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I don't think you want that happening to you now.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Let my brother go.

Ken Ecoasta- And what if I don't?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't go there.

Ken Ecoasta- What if I-

          (Mack punches Ken in the face.)

Ken Ecoasta- You just-

          (Trevor kicks him in the shin. Mack and Trevor start beating up    Ken.)

Veronica- Penelope, you can beat up Marissa.

Marissa Ecoasta- What, no way, I-

          (Penelope and Veronica start beating up Marissa.)

Chloe Jones- Well Angie, let's bring down Vain.

Angie Page- I would be happy to.

          (Chloe and Angie beat up Vain. Stephanie walks in.)

Stephanie Williams- Everyone, cut it out. Vain, mom, Ken, and Vanessa, give it up. I can do way better than Devon.

Angie Page- Yeah you could.

          (Mack glares at Angie.)

Angie Page- Never mind, I take that back.

Devon Jonson- Stephanie, I thought you moved on.

Stephanie Williams- I did. I just wanted to see you get beat up.

          (Stephanie gives an evil grin.)

Stephanie Williams- I have nothing against anyone else here. Just Devon.

Devon Jonson- Hey.

Stephanie Williams- Shut up.

Devon Jonson- But-

Stephanie Williams- We are going home now. So, bye everyone. Have great life everyone except for Devon who should have a horrible life.

          (Vain, Stephanie, Ken, Vanessa, and Marissa leave.)

Scene 8- Hangout

          (Penelope and Veronica were at a table when Chloe walks up.)

Chloe Jones- Hey, Penelope.

Penelope Ann Huff- Shut up dingbat.

Chloe Jones- You insulted me. You just lost the bet. I won. In your face Penelope Ann Huff.

Penelope Ann Huff- No, no, no.

Chloe Jones- You lost, I won.

Veronica- Penelope, now I owe Principal Higginbottom thirty bucks. We put money on it. I thought you'd win.

Chloe Jones- You can't insult me for rest of the year. And when you do, you have to pay me ten bucks.

Penelope Ann Huff- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Special Guest Starring-

Stephanie Williams

Vain Ecoasta

Ken Ecoasta

Vanessa Ecoasta

Guest Starring-

Larry Martinez

Marissa Ecoasta