Saturday, March 16, 2013

"Tornado"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper
Penelope Ann Huff
Devon Jonson
Chloe Jones
Veronica
With: Angie Page
And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Boy's Mansion (Storm Shelter)



(Devon, Reese, Veronica, and Trevor are all hiding in a crawl space in the storm shelter while a tornado is destroying the Springs.)

Devon Jonson- I can't believe this is happening.

Reese Bennett- We're gonna die, we're gonna die.

Veronica- Oh shut up. Don't think like that.

Trevor Mitchel- We're all gonna be fine.

Reese Bennett- I can't believe it, it seemed like it was going to be the nicest day ever.

Scene 2- Boom Ba Boom (the night before)



(Mack and Penelope walk up to be greeted by Larry.)

Larry Martinez- Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you two a couple now?

Penelope Ann Huff- Yes we are.

Mack Dylan Cooper- No we are not. We are here to meet my parents and Penelope's parents. We are most certainly not a couple nor ever will be.

(Mack walks to his table.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Me and Mack are a couple and if you say otherwise I will throw your head into a wall.

(Penelope walks to her table.)

Larry Martinez- They are definitely not a couple.

(Mack and Penelope walk to their both which also has Alana, Mackenzie, Penny, and Roger sitting at it.)

Penelope Ann Huff- So we're late.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Just make sure it doesn't happen again.

Penelope Ann Huff- Whatever.

Penny Ann Huff- Okay Mr. and Mrs. Cooper, why are we here?

Roger Malone- Yeah, we had prepared a Caribbean cruise for the month.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- We hear that a hurricane is heading in the direction of the Springs.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- It could possibly be a tornado.

(Mack and Penelope spit out their drinks.)

Mack/Penelope- WHAT!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- When?

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Tomorrow.

Penny Ann Huff- We have to evacuate the island before it comes.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- That's the problem.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- There isn't enough time.

Roger Malone- Then we need to get out all the important people... Like us.

Penny Ann Huff- Even though I despise this man and filled for a divorce and he is forcing me to take a month long cruise with him, I think he has a point. Every man and/or woman for themselves.

Roger Malone- When did you file for a divorce?

Penny Ann Huff- Two days ago, you should get the divorce papers in the mail by the time we leave for the cruise.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Let's get back to the main subject. We need to get everyone off this island by tomorrow.

Penny Ann Huff- That's a bunch of crap. We don't have to get them off the island. They can hide in their storm shelters. Aren't that what their for.

Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.- Yes but-

Penny Ann Huff- But nothing. They will hide in their storm shelters and that's that.

(Penny and Roger walk away.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- These storm shelters better be trustworthy.

(Mack walks away.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Mack is such a sweet boyfriend.

Alana Rivera-Cooper- Penelope, honey, you do realize that this isn't a real date. Mack is still with Angie.

Penelope Ann Huff- I give it a week tops till he breaks up with that scum.

(Penelope leaves.)

Alana Rivera-Cooper- I worry about that girl.

Scene 3- Girl's Mansion



(Chloe is watching TV when Angie and Veronica rush in.)

Angie Page- Have you seen the news?

Veronica- A tornado is heading for the Springs.

Chloe Jones- What?

Angie Page- I can't die. Me and Mack just got back together.

Veronica- This is to soon to die, Trevor still hasn't realized that I'm the one for him.

Chloe Jones- Get over him, he will never love you. Plus, Mr. and Mrs. Cooper will do something about this.

(Devon and Trevor run in.)

Devon Jonson- Mr. and Mrs. Cooper aren't doing a thing about the tornado.

Trevor Mitchel- Mack called, their gonna make everyone hide in their storm shelters.

Angie Page- What?

Veronica- They can't do this to us.

Devon Jonson- Apparently they can.

Trevor Mitchel- Penelope's parents are idiots.

(Devon gets a text message.)

Devon Jonson- Reese just texted me, the tornado just hit the Blings.

Angie Page- If my parents weren’t in prison then I'd be in trouble.

(Everyone looks at Angie.)

Devon Jonson- Your parents are whack-jobs.

Trevor Mitchel- If only they weren’t in prison, then they could be demolished.

Angie Page- Shut up.

Scene 4- Post Office



(Chloe was going through her mail when Penelope storms over.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Alright, hand it over.

Chloe Jones- What are you talking about.

Penelope Ann Huff- You know what I'm talking about you scumbag. You stole the deed to my new mansion.

Chloe Jones- You got your own mansion.

Penelope Ann Huff- Of course I did you moron. I can't stand living with you anymore.

Chloe Jones- Well I didn't steal your deed. Have your stuff out of the mansion by tonight. Goodbye.

(Chloe walks away.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I know you stole my deed Chloe Jones. I will get you for this.

(Penelope storms away.)

Scene 5- The Pier



(Devon and Reese are at a table looking at the stormy clouds when Principal Higginbottom rushes over.)

Clair Higginbottom- You two need to get out of here. We're packing up everything. We have to bring all the tables and chairs and benches inside from the pier before the tornado hits.

Devon Jonson- How much time do we have?

Clair Higginbottom- It just when through the Blings, it will be here in about twenty minutes.

Reese Bennett- Oh my god, we have no time.

Clair Higginbottom- You two need to get to the closest mansion. All the roads are closed. You'll have to run. Now hurry up, we don't have much time.

(Devon and Reese start running.)

Clair Higginbottom- These pour kids don't realize what's in store for them.

Scene 6- Boys Mansion



(Mack was watching the weather channel when Angie runs in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- The tornado is tearing through the west part of the island. Everyone has been told to get everything they cherish and put it in the storm shelters.

Angie Page- Can I hide here? I don't wanna be with Penelope or Chloe during a time that could kill me.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Sure, do you have everything?

Angie Page- I did it earlier.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Good.

(Larry runs in.)

Larry Martinez- The tornado just hit “Boom Ba Boom”. My restaurant is ruined.

Mack/Angie- Get out of here.

(Larry leaves.)

Scene 7- Outside Girls Mansion



(Penelope bangs on the door.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Open up Chloe, I know you're in there.

(There is no answer. A mail man walks up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey, hey, hey, what is that?

Mail Man- A package for Ms. Chloe Jones.

(Penelope looks up at the windows to make sure Chloe isn't watching.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I'm Ms. Chloe Jones.

Mail Man- Oh, then sign here.

(The mail man hands Penelope a clipboard to sign for the package. The mail man hands Penelope the package and walks away. Penelope opens the package to find train tickets.)

Penelope Ann Huff- That moron bought an underground train ticket to evacuate the island.

(Chloe looks out the window.)

Chloe Jones- Penelope, what the heck are you doing?

(Penelope runs for her mansion and Chloe runs after her. Chloe chases Penelope to the street when she stops her.)

Chloe Jones- Give me the package.

Penelope Ann Huff- No.

Chloe Jones- I will kill you.

Penelope Ann Huff- Switch the first class ticket in for two coach seats.

Chloe Jones- Never.

(Chloe chases Penelope until they both stop and stair at the sky. The tornado is in view.)

Penelope/Chloe- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Penelope and Chloe run into Penelope's new mansion.)

Scene 8- Penelope's Mansion



(Penelope and Chloe run in.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I have a crawl space in the kitchen.

(Penelope and Chloe run to the kitchen and jump in the crawl space.)

Chloe Jones- Penelope, I know we never get along and that you hate me and all but, I'm sorry for whatever I've ever done to you.

(Penelope smacks Chloe in the face.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Don't talk like that. We're gonna be fine. Plus, even if we weren't, I would still never forgive you. Let's get one thing straight Chloe, I will never forgive you and I will never be your friend. I will hate your guts until the day you die. I will hate you into the after life. I will never like you. Not even if you saved my life. I will never be grateful to or for you. Now drop dead.

Chloe Jones- If we're being honest right now, then I have a few words for you. I have tried everything to make you happy. I do everything I can to get on your good side. Nothing seems to work. I don't even know what I did to make you hate me.

Penelope Ann Huff- I hate you because-

(The tornado blows a table from the pier into Penelope's window.)

Penelope/Chloe- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(Penelope and Chloe hug each other in fear.)

Scene 8- Boys Mansion (Storm Shelter)



(Devon, Reese, Veronica, and Trevor run in.)

Devon Jonson- We made it.

Reese Bennett- We're gonna die, we're gonna die.

Veronica- No we're not.

Trevor Mitchel- We might.

Reese Bennett- Oh sure, that makes me feel better.

(They hear the tornado smash the mansion.)

Devon/Veronica/Trevor/Reese- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mack and Angie come out from the dark.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- The mansion just got destroyed.

Angie Page- We've been watching security footage. I'm gonna see how bad this thing is.

(Angie opens up the shelter door to see how bad it is. The wind swoops Angie away.)

Angie Page- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mack Dylan Cooper- ANGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene 9- A View of the Tornado destroying the island



(The tornado rips through the island. It destroys must of the mansions and buildings. A tornado named Hurricane Mike might have been the worst tornado to ever strike an island.)

Guest Starring-

Alana Rivera-Cooper
Clair Higginbottom
Larry Martinez
Mackenzie Dylan Cooper Sr.
Penny Ann Huff
Reese Bennett
Roger Malone

Co-Starring-

Mail Man

Saturday, March 2, 2013

"No Luck in Paris, Part 2"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper
Penelope Ann Huff
Devon Jonson
Chloe Jones
With: Angie Page
And: Trevor Mitchel
Scene 1- The Church in Paris



(Mack and Chloe are passing back and fourth waiting for Stephanie to arrive.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- What is taking her so long?

Chloe Jones- She needs to hurry up.

(Stephanie walks in.)

Stephanie Williams- What is so important that you had to keep me from egging my ex-fiance’s car?

Mack Dylan Cooper- You and Ryan need to get back together and get married.

Stephanie Williams- I'd marry a toothless, bald, eighty year old hobo before reconciling with Ryan.

Chloe Jones- Listen Stephanie, I don't give a crap about what want anymore. You are going to marry Ryan Taylor, become Mrs. Stephanie Taylor and you are gonna love it. Do you understand?

Stephanie Williams- I'm not marrying him.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh yes you are. We are going to his hotel and you will marry him at 11:15 AM.

Stephanie Williams- But-

Mack Dylan Cooper- No buts about it.

Chloe Jones- Lets go.

(Mack, Chloe, and Stephanie leave the church.)

Scene 2- Ryan’s Hotel Room



(Ryan is on the bed watching TV when Mack and Chloe walk in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Listen up Ryan, you are gonna marry Stephanie Williams and that is final.

Ryan Taylor- What if I don't want to?

Chloe Jones- Then you'll spend rest of your life chained at the bottom of the ocean.

Ryan Taylor- But-

Mack Dylan Cooper- Shut up Ryan, you don't get a vote here.

Chloe Jones- Now, here is your bride to be.

(Stephanie walks in.)

Stephanie Williams- Hello Ryan.

Ryan Taylor- Hell Stephanie.

(Stephanie breaks the compete silence.)

Stephanie Williams- Apologize to me you fool.

Ryan Taylor- Excuse me but-

(Mack makes a fist at him.)

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie I'm sorry, can you ever forgive me?

Stephanie Williams- Sure, what the heck. It's not like I'm getting any younger.

Ryan Taylor- You're nineteen.

Stephanie Williams- Whats your point?

Ryan Taylor- Never mind.

(Stephanie and Ryan kiss.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'll let everyone know that the wedding is back on.

Scene 3- The Wedding



(Everyone is taking their seats and everyone from the Springs is talking. Jo Martinez walks up.)

Jo Martinez- Hey strangers, long time no see.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh my gosh, Jo, you're here.

Jo Martinez- I know.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie invited you to the wedding.

Jo Martinez- Yeah, I got the invite. I hear that this is her second marriage. When was her first and how long was it?

Chloe Jones- She married J.D. Liz off of America's Top Ten Talent. They were married for two months. They got a divorce. J.D. lost everything to Stephanie. Now, two weeks later, Stephanie is getting remarried.

Jo Martinez- Wow, when was her first wedding?

Trevor Mitchel- We heard that she eloped.

Jo Martinez- Oh. That is just plain sad.

Devon Jonson- We know.

(The minister gets on the alter and announces for everyone to sit down.)

Minister- Everyone, please take your seats. We shall get this wedding started. Will the groom please come up?

(Ryan walks up to the alter.)

Minister- Will the best man and brides maids please come up?

(Vain and Vanessa walk on to the alter but there is not a best man.)

Vain Ecoasta- Ryan, didn't you get a best man?

Vanessa Ecoasta- Stephanie picked to brides maids and you couldn't get one best man?

Ryan Taylor- Um, do any of you gentleman want to be my best man?

(Stephanie rolls her eyes at the alters entrance. Stephanie's brother Ken stands up.)

Ken Ecoasta- I'll be your best man.

Ryan Taylor- You're all I got so what the heck.

(Ken walks up to the alter with Vain and Vanessa.)

Minister- Now that we got that covered, will the mother of the bride please share a few words before she gets married?

(Stephanie's mom Marissa walks up to the alter.)

Marissa Ecoasta- I would love to.

(Marissa clears her throat.)

Marissa Ecoasta- Throughout my life, I have been married nine times not including my childrens father or my six ex-fiance’s. I always hoped my daughters and son wouldn't make the same mistakes I have. But, my oldest daughter dropped out of high school three months ago and got married two months ago a day after her nineteenth birthday. She married a man named J.D. Liz. Two months after the wed. J.D. filed for divorce. That man lost everything. My daughter is more rich than the queen of England. Now, two weeks after her divorce, she is is remarrying to another man. And all I have to say for that is, don't screw this one up Stephanie. And for Ryan, if you have money or anything worth loosing, then get a pre-nup. Good day everyone.

(Marissa takes her seat.)

Minister- Well then, let's have a wedding. We shall have the bride walk down the isle.

(Music starts playing and Stephanie walks down the isle. Penelope and Chloe walk behind her holding her long veil.)

Penelope Ann Huff- You owe us Stephanie.

Chloe Jones- Big time.

Stephanie Williams- Oh quit your whining, it's my special day so deal with it. I'll do it for you when you two get married.

(They get to the end of the isle and Penelope and Chloe take their seats.)

Minister- We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of Ryan Jacob Taylor and Stephanie Brooklyn Williams. We shall bond these two. For rich or poor, for better or worse. In sickness and in heath, as long as they both shall live.

Stephanie Williams- Yeah, yeah, yeah, just get to the “I dos”.

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie, don't be like that.

Stephanie Williams- I'm sorry, but I've seen the speeches on soap operas. I know how it all goes.

Minister- Okay then, Ryan Jacob Taylor, do you take Stephanie Brooklyn Williams to be your wife?

Ryan Taylor- I do.

Minister- Stephanie Brooklyn Williams, do you take Ryan Jacob Taylor to be your-

Stephanie Williams- Lets cut to the chase, I do. Can I make out with my husband now?

Minister- Yes Mrs. Williams you-

Stephanie Taylor- Call me Mrs. Taylor. It's Stephanie Taylor now.

Minister- Whatever.

(The minister leaves the alter.)

Stephanie Taylor- Yay, I'm married again. I love you Ryan.

Ryan Taylor- I love you too. So what do you think about having kids?

(Stephanie's smile went to a frown.)

Stephanie Taylor- You can't be serious.

Ryan Taylor- I'm kidding.

Stephanie Taylor- Good, because if you were, I would have divorced your sorry butt.

(Ryan kisses Stephanie.)

Stephanie Taylor- Not till out honeymoon sweet cheeks.

(Stephanie and Ryan walk away from the alter and down the center of the chapel when J.D. Liz storms in.)

J.D. Liz- Stephanie, I want you back.

Stephanie Taylor- J.D.

(Stephanie walks over to him.)

Stephanie Taylor- What the heck are you doing here. I only got married less than five minutes ago.

J.D. Liz- I don't care. I want you to divorce this man and come back to me.

Stephanie Taylor- Are you out of your freaking mind? We haven't even honeymooned yet.

Ryan Taylor- Okay J.D., you got five seconds to leave this church before I knock the crap out of you. You chose to let her go, so that's your lost.

Stephanie Taylor- How did you even know about the wedding?

J.D. Liz- Devon called me. He told me how you're marrying this college graduate.

(Everyone looks at Devon.)

Stephanie Taylor- DEVON JONSON, YOU LOW LIFE SON OF A-

(Wedding music blocks out all the inappropriate swear words.)

Stephanie Taylor- YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A CHEEZY SKUMBAG WHO SHOULD ROT IN-

(Wedding music blocks out everything inappropriate she says.)

Stephanie Taylor- SECURITY, GET MY EX-HUSBAND OUT OF HERE!!!

Ryan Taylor- Hurry before the bride has a nervous breakdown even before we cut the cake.

(A security team gets J.D. Liz out of the church.)

Stephanie Taylor- I swear to God Devon Jonson, before we slice the wedding cake, I'm slicing you.

(Devon slouches down in his seat.)

Scene 4- The Dinning Room



(Everyone sits down at the table when Stephanie and Ryan walk up to the front.)

Stephanie Taylor- Okay everyone, it is time to slice the cake. I wanted to slice Devon first but Ryan wouldn't let me.

Devon Jonson- I was only trying to keep you from making another huge mistake.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh shut up Devon, you've caused enough trouble.

Stephanie Taylor- Devon, you're lucky I haven't pulled out the cake slicer. I would have messed you up.

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie, no threats at the wedding.

Stephanie Taylor- Fine.

Penelope Ann Huff- Why not? It's her special day, she should get what she wants.

Clair Higginbottom- Penelope, we don't want the bride to murder my boss's son.

Penelope Ann Huff- And I should care why?

Tim Bullet- Penelope, Stephanie is not gonna slice Devon.

Devon Jonson- At least someone cares about me.

Stephanie Taylor- Principal Higginbottom, Vice Principal Bullet, you guys don't have control over me anymore so I will slice Devon if I want.

Ryan Taylor- But you won't.

Stephanie Taylor- I know, I'm just saying I wanted to, then I could.

Chloe Jones- How about we just slice the cake.

Jo Martinez- Great idea, we can change the subject after we cut the cake.

Stephanie Taylor- Okay, lets cut this thing.

(Stephanie and Ryan are about to cut the cake. As soon as the knife touches the cake. The cake explodes and the whole room is a mess. Stephanie's eyes turn to Devon and she has an angry face.)

Stephanie Taylor- Devon, get out.

Devon Jonson- What do you mean?

Stephanie Taylor- GET OUT OF MY WEDDING RIGHT NOW!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!! YOU RUINED MY WEDDING!!! FIRST YOU CALLED IN MY EX-HUSBAND AND NOW YOU MAKE MY CAKE EXPLODE!!! YOU'RE A SICK FREAK!!!SECURITY, GET DEVON JONSON OUT OF HERE!!!

Devon Jonson- Stephanie, I am so sorry. I didn't realize how much of a mess it would cause.

(Stephanie's teeth start scratching and she starts shaking. She then starts destroying everything.)

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie, com down.

Stephanie Taylor- GET DEVON JOSNON OUT OF HERE BEFORE I LITERLY KILL HIM!!!

Ryan Taylor- Devon, I suggest you leave now.

Devon Jonson- OK.

(Devon runs out of the building.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm getting out of here.

Trevor Mitchel- Me too.

Angie Page- Lets go.

(Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Angie, Trevor, Clair Higginbottom and Tim Bullet run out of the building as well while Stephanie has a nervous breakdown.)

Scene 5- Hangout



(Mack is at a table and Angie walks up.)

Angie Page- Okay Mack, I'm here. What did you wanna talk about?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm willing to give you another chance on one condition.

Angie Page- Who said I wanted you back?

(Mack gives Angie the “I don't believe you” look.)

Angie Page- Okay, I admit it. I miss you.

Mack Dylan Cooper- If we get back together, then you have to let me and Chloe remain friends.

Angie Page- Deal.

(Mack and Angie make out.)

Special Guest Starring-

Stephanie Taylor
Jo Martinez
Vain Ecoasta
Vanessa Ecoasta
Ken Ecoasta

Guest Starring-

Clair Higginbottom
J.D. Liz
Marissa Ecoasta
Ryan Taylor
Tim Bullet

Co-Starring-

Minister

Absent-

Veronica