"No Luck in Paris, Part 1"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

Penelope Ann Huff

Devon Jonson

Chloe Jones

Veronica

With: Angie Page

And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- Hangout

(Mack and Chloe were making out when Penelope storms over angerly.)

Penelope Ann Huff- HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?! YOU TWO WERE BROKEN UP FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS AND NOW YOU TWO ARE BACK TOGETHER!!! I HATE THIS PLACE!!! LIFE SUCKS!!!

(Penelope storms away.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- It does seem weird that we're back together. I mean, we were broken up for two years.

Chloe Jones- Oh come on, we're meant for one another.

(Principal Higginbottom and Vice Principal Bullet rush over.)

Tim Bullet- Mack, Chloe, we have great news.

Mack Dylan Cooper- What is it?

Clair Higginbottom- Stephanie is getting remarried.

Tim Bullet- We are all invited to go to her wedding in Paris, France this Saturday.

Clair Higginbottom- This time she's not eloping in Hollywood like what she did with J.D.

Chloe Jones- How could Stephanie get remarried?

Mack Dylan Cooper- She's only been divorced two weeks.

Chloe Jones- Plus, her first marriage only lasted two months.

Clair Higginbottom- It's her life. She can screw it up anyway she wants.

Tim Bullet- After all, she did drop out of high school.

Clair Higginbottom- Mack, Chloe, we will all be attending her wedding.

Tim Bullet- It says on the invite that she is inviting Clair Higginbottom, Timothy Bullet, Mack Dylan Cooper, Penelope Ann Huff, Devon Jonson, Chloe Jones, Angie Page, and Trevor Mitchel.

Clair Higginbottom- Now pack your bags. We're leaving in the morning. Make sure to tell everyone.

(Principal Higginbottom and Vice Principal Bullet walk away.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'll tell Devon and Trevor.

Chloe Jones- I'll tell Penelope and Angie.

(Mack and Chloe walk away in opposite directions.)

Scene 2- Boy's Mansion

(Devon is on the couch watching TV when Mack runs in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey Devon, your ex-girlfriend is getting remarried.

Devon Jonson- Oh God, please don't tell me it's true.

Trevor Mitchel- You're serious.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah, she invited all of us.

Devon Jonson- Well, I'm not going. I want nothing to do with Stephanie. She let herself screw up two months of her nineteenth year of life. She's about to screw up more of it when the divorce comes around. The only thing different about this marriage is that Stephanie is having a real wedding instead of eloping.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Well tough luck because Principal Higginbottom is making us go.

Trevor Mitchel- Plus, if Stephanie invited her ex-boyfriend to her wedding for her second husband, then that must mean she wants to at least befriend you.

Devon Jonson- Fine, but I'm only doing this because I'm being forced against my well.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I really don't care why.

Devon Jonson- Well, if I have to go to the wedding then maybe I should do a little sabotage. It's only best for Stephanie if she remains single for a little while.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You still care for her, don't you.

Devon Jonson- I do not. I have a new girlfriend.

Trevor Mitchel- Yeah, Reese.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Plus Devon, you had a chance for forgiveness but you blew it.

Devon Jonson- Fine, I won't sabotage it.

(Devon walks upstairs.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Keep an eye on that bozo. He's bound to do something.

Scene 3- Girls Mansion

(Chloe walks in to find Penelope and Angie starring at her.)

Chloe Jones- What?

Angie Page- How was your date with my ex-boyfriend?

(Angie gets an angry face.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I can't believe you and Mack are back together. This sucks. My plans are ruined.

Chloe Jones- Oh, suck it up.

Angie Page- I can't believe Chloe. Me and Mack broke up a week ago and you're already dating him.

Chloe Jones- It's just one of those things that just happens and you can't control it.

Penelope Ann Huff- You and Mack would've still been together throughout sophomore year if it hadn't been for me and Devon.

Chloe Jones- Oh by the way, Saturday we're all going to Paris to go to Stephanie's wedding.

Penelope Ann Huff- She's getting married again.

Angie Page- Didn't she just get a divorce?

Chloe Jones- Yeah. Principal Higginbottom is making all of us go to this wedding.

Penelope Ann Huff- I can't believe Stephanie didn't make me her maid of honor.

Angie Page- Penelope, she would most likely pick one of her sisters for that.

Penelope Ann Huff- I was always a sister to her. For two years I've been nice to her and not treating her like crap like how I treat you two.

Chloe Jones- Penelope, it's her second wedding, give her a break.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh please, it's her second marriage. It's only her first wedding. I give it two months before she has third marriage.

Chloe Jones- Well, we're leaving Saturday, Principal Higginbottom is making all of us go. We might as well start packing.

Scene 4- The Pier

(Veronica is at a table when Penelope walks up.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Hey Veronica, I need you to stop by the mansion and pour oil on plants while I'm in Paris for the week.

Veronica- Why can't Chloe or Angie do it? After all, they live with you.

Penelope Ann Huff- They can't because, me, Chloe, Angie, Mack, Devon, Trevor, Principal Higginbottom, and Vice Principal Bullet are all going to Stephanie's wedding. Principal Higginbottom is making all of us go.

Veronica- That sucks. But still, I'll poison your plants for you.

Penelope Ann Huff- Thanks, you're the best. TTYL.

(Penelope walks away.)

Veronica- I can't believe she thinks I give a crap about her stupid plants.

(Veronica walks away.)

Scene 5- Boys Mansion

(Mack, Devon, and Trevor come downstairs with suitcases.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe texted me saying that they'll be out front with the van to take us to the airport.

Devon Jonson- Stephanie is making a big mistake.

Trevor Mitchel- Oh quit your whining.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You can't control Stephanie's life.

Trevor Mitchel- She can marry whoever she wants.

Devon Jonson- I just don't want to see Stephanie get her heartbroken by her second husband.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You never know. Maybe she'll break his heart.

Trevor Mitchel- She can risk it if she wants.

(A car horn honks outside and Chloe walks in and she and Mack kiss.)

Chloe Jones- Hey babe, Principal Higginbottom has the van on outside. So everyone needs to hurry up.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Alright.

(Everyone leaves the mansion.)

Scene 6- In the Van

(Mack and Chloe are making out and Devon is sitting next to them with an angry face. Mack and Chloe stop kissing.)

Chloe Jones- OK Devon, whats wrong?

Devon Jonson- I'm against this wedding 100%.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Devon, for the last time. No one cares what you think.

Angie Page- Ain't that the truth. I've hated Devon since the day we met. Now I'm starting to hate you to, Mack.

Mack Dylan Cooper- You're just mad because I chose Chloe over you.

Angie Page- Just shut up.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Just make me.

(Mack and Angie start fighting when Principal Higginbottom yells.)

Clair Higginbottom- BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!! YOU TWO WILL EITHER MAKE UP AS FRIENDS OR NOT SPEAK TO EACH OTHER FOR REST OF THIS TRIP!!! GOT IT!!!

Mack/Angie- Got it Principal Higginbottom.

Clair Higginbottom- Good.

(Principal Higginbottom continues driving.)

Scene 7- The Airport

(Everyone gets their tickets and board the flight. In the sky you can see the airplane and flight attendant says.)

Flight Attendant- This will be a direct flight from The Springs, Maine in the United States of America to Paris, France. Thank you for flying Felta airlines.

Scene 8- A Church in Paris France

(Mack, Penelope, Devon, Chloe, Angie, Trevor, Principal Higginbottom, and Tim Bullet walk in.)

Clair Higginbottom- This is the place.

Tim Bullet- Stephanie wants us to meet her here.

Devon Jonson- Stephanie is making a horrible decision.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh shut up about that.

Penelope Ann Huff- I was ready to push you out of the plane so you could aggravate the after life instead.

Clair Higginbottom- Stephanie should be out any minute now.

(Stephanie walks in wearing her wedding dress.)

Stephanie Williams- Hi guys.

(Stephanie hugs everyone.)

Stephanie Williams- I'm glad you guys could make it.

Clair Higginbottom- We're happy to come.

Devon Jonson- Speak for yourself.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Shut up Devon. No one was talking to you.

Stephanie Williams- Devon, is everything alright?

Devon Jonson- No. You're making a huge mistake on marring this chump.

(Stephanie's finance Ryan Taylor walks up behind Devon.)

Ryan Taylor- Please tell me that Stephanie's ex-husband J.D. is the chump and not me.

Devon Jonson- Did I say chump? I meant let's jump. Let's jump for joy for the happy couple.

Ryan Taylor- That's what I thought, Stephanie's ex-boyfriend. Remember, paws off my future bride.

(Ryan makes a fist at Devon.)

Stephanie Williams- Ryan, don't you dare touch him. He's probably the weakest person I've ever met. Something I hated about dating him, he could never lift me. He also finds it hard to lift twenty pound weights.

Ryan Taylor- He's a weak little guppy.

Angie Page- Ha ha, I like him. Stephanie, hes a keeper. Don't screw up like what you did to Devon and J.D.

Stephanie Williams- I won't.

(Stephanie and Ryan make out.)

Stephanie Williams- So how does everyone like my wedding dress.

Chloe Jones- It's gorgeous Stephanie.

Trevor Mitchel- It's okay I guess.

Tim Bullet- I don't get why woman care so much about their wedding dress.

Trevor Mitchel- I know right.

Penelope Ann Huff- Alright, let's cut to the chase. Who is the maid of honor and why isn't it me?

Stephanie Williams- I'm having my two sisters Vain and Vanessa be my brides maids.

(Vain and Vanessa walk into the church.)

Vain Ecoasta- Hi guys.

Vanessa Ecoasta- You remember us.

Vain Ecoasta- Devon most definitely remembers us.

Vanessa Ecoasta- We beat the crap out of him.

(Vain and Vanessa start laughing.)

Devon Jonson- Ha, ha, ha, very funny. All the bruises and scabs have heeled.

Vain Ecoasta- Then maybe we should give you some new ones.

Vanessa Ecoasta- After all, you did break our sister's heart.

Devon Jonson- Girls, she's over that. After all, she's getting married for crying out loud.

Vain Ecoasta- Fine, we'll let you off the hook.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Hey Ryan, you know what you need?

Ryan Taylor- What?

Mack Dylan Cooper- A bachelor party.

Trevor Mitchel- It's true, after all, this is your final day of freedom. I couldn't put up with Stephanie even being her, well, sort of friend. I wouldn't ever have been able to marry her and be with her for the next two months.

Ryan Taylor- What do you mean two months?

Mack Dylan Cooper- That's how long her last marriage was.

Ryan Taylor- Oh.

(Ryan gets a worried face.)

Scene 9- A Restaurant in Paris: A Reserved Room

(Ryan, Mack, Devon, Trevor, and Vice Principal Bullet are at a table.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- So, you're actually marrying the wicked witch of the east.

Ryan Taylor- Don't you mean west?

Mack Dylan Cooper- No, the wicked witch of the west is Penelope. Stephanie belongs flattened by the double wide.

Trevor Mitchel- Mack has certain people he hates as certain witches he hates.

Ryan Taylor- I'm hoping that Stephanie and I will be married for life.

Devon Jonson- Oh please, I give it a year tops.

Tim Bullet- Devon, that is no way to talk.

Devon Jonson- Vice Principal Bullet, as long as we're not at the Springs, you have no control over me.

(Vice Principal Bullet glares at Devon angerly.)

Ryan Taylor- You really think our marriage won't last?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Not trying to sound rude but, Stephanie divorced her first husband less than ten weeks. I have absolutely no faith in this marriage. I'm only here because it gets time off from school.

Ryan Taylor- Can you tell me some things that you have no faith in?

Mack Dylan Cooper- First can you answer my question?

Ryan Taylor- Sure, what is it?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Are you rich?

Ryan Taylor- Mack, I own one of the Hawaii islands. Of course I'm rich.

Mack Dylan Cooper- There's your answer.

Ryan Taylor- What do you mean?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I mean, Stephanie could possibly be a gold digger. Her last marriage lasted two months. She got everything in her divorce. She got her mansion and all the vacation homes she and J.D. bought. I suggest you get a pre-nup on anything you have. Protect everything. Have it all secured and checked by a lawyer. J.D. lost everything. Don't make the same mistake he did.

Ryan Taylor- You think Stephanie might just be using me?

Mack Dylan Cooper- Possibly.

Trevor Mitchel- Still marry Stephanie. Just get pre-nup to protect your money and possessions.

Ryan Taylor- That's good to know.

Scene 10- Stephanie's Hotel Room

(Stephanie, Penelope, Chloe, and Angie are all on the bed.)

Stephanie Williams- Guys, do you think that I'm making the right decision on marrying Ryan.

(Penelope, Chloe, and Angie look at each other worried.)

Penelope Ann Huff- I don't know. Do you think you're making the right decision?

Stephanie Williams- I don't know. I just got a divorce two weeks ago. I started dating Ryan a month ago.

Chloe Jones- Stephanie, you didn't.

Angie Page- Maybe that was why your marriage failed.

Stephanie Williams- Oh please, I knew that marriage was gonna fail. I just wanted his money from the divorce.

Chloe Jones- Stephanie, are you a gold digger?

Stephanie Williams- For J.D. Liz I was. I actually like Ryan. J.D. was dumber than a stack of hammers. He couldn't tell the difference between ketchup and mustard. He was an idiot.

Angie Page- In all those chick flicks, they say to follow your heart. I just have one thing to say. Who cares about all that following your heart crap. Just take what you can get. I was super lucky when I was dating Mack. I really cared for him. I made a big mistake on letting him go.

Chloe Jones- Angie, I'm sorry about making you feel weird about me and him. I've gotten to think about me and Mack. I'm gonna break up with him when this is all over.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh gosh, it's like watching a chick flick. My next prediction is is that the older blonde is about to call off her wedding.

Stephanie Williams- You got that right Penelope. I just wanna keep dating Ryan and see where it takes me.

Chloe Jones- I'm gonna go break up with Mack.

(Stephanie and Chloe leave the hotel room.)

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, I've gotta see this.

Angie Page- I'm coming with you.

(Penelope and Angie leave the mansion.)

Scene 11- The Paris Restaurant: A Private Room

(Stephanie, Chloe, Penelope, and Angie walk in.)

Stephanie Williams- Ryan, I have something to say.

Ryan Taylor- Me first. I wanna call off the wedding.

Stephanie Williams- What? That's what I was gonna say.

Ryan Taylor- Wait a minute, you are a gold digger aren’t you?

Stephanie Williams- No I'm not. You know what, let's break up all together you backstabber.

(Stephanie leaves the room crying.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe, I wanna break up.

Chloe Jones- So do I.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I wanna stay friends though.

Chloe Jones- Me too. We were always much better as friends.

Mack Dylan Cooper- I couldn't agree more.

Chloe Jones- Mack, you realize that Stephanie just made a huge mistake on letting Ryan go.

Mack Dylan Cooper- We have to get them back together.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh great, more drama.

(Penelope rolls her eyes.)

Special Guest Starring-

Stephanie Williams

Vain Ecoasta

Vanessa Ecoasta

Guest Starring-

Clair Higginbottom

Ryan Taylor

Tim Bullet

Co-Starring-

Flight Attendant