"No Luck in Paris, Part 2"

Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper

Penelope Ann Huff

Devon Jonson

Chloe Jones

With: Angie Page

And: Trevor Mitchel

Scene 1- The Church in Paris

(Mack and Chloe are passing back and fourth waiting for Stephanie to arrive.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- What is taking her so long?

Chloe Jones- She needs to hurry up.

(Stephanie walks in.)

Stephanie Williams- What is so important that you had to keep me from egging my ex-fiance’s car?

Mack Dylan Cooper- You and Ryan need to get back together and get married.

Stephanie Williams- I'd marry a toothless, bald, eighty year old hobo before reconciling with Ryan.

Chloe Jones- Listen Stephanie, I don't give a crap about what want anymore. You are going to marry Ryan Taylor, become Mrs. Stephanie Taylor and you are gonna love it. Do you understand?

Stephanie Williams- I'm not marrying him.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh yes you are. We are going to his hotel and you will marry him at 11:15 AM.

Stephanie Williams- But-

Mack Dylan Cooper- No buts about it.

Chloe Jones- Lets go.

(Mack, Chloe, and Stephanie leave the church.)

Scene 2- Ryan’s Hotel Room

(Ryan is on the bed watching TV when Mack and Chloe walk in.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- Listen up Ryan, you are gonna marry Stephanie Williams and that is final.

Ryan Taylor- What if I don't want to?

Chloe Jones- Then you'll spend rest of your life chained at the bottom of the ocean.

Ryan Taylor- But-

Mack Dylan Cooper- Shut up Ryan, you don't get a vote here.

Chloe Jones- Now, here is your bride to be.

(Stephanie walks in.)

Stephanie Williams- Hello Ryan.

Ryan Taylor- Hell Stephanie.

(Stephanie breaks the compete silence.)

Stephanie Williams- Apologize to me you fool.

Ryan Taylor- Excuse me but-

(Mack makes a fist at him.)

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie I'm sorry, can you ever forgive me?

Stephanie Williams- Sure, what the heck. It's not like I'm getting any younger.

Ryan Taylor- You're nineteen.

Stephanie Williams- Whats your point?

Ryan Taylor- Never mind.

(Stephanie and Ryan kiss.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'll let everyone know that the wedding is back on.

Scene 3- The Wedding

(Everyone is taking their seats and everyone from the Springs is talking. Jo Martinez walks up.)

Jo Martinez- Hey strangers, long time no see.

Penelope Ann Huff- Oh my gosh, Jo, you're here.

Jo Martinez- I know.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie invited you to the wedding.

Jo Martinez- Yeah, I got the invite. I hear that this is her second marriage. When was her first and how long was it?

Chloe Jones- She married J.D. Liz off of America's Top Ten Talent. They were married for two months. They got a divorce. J.D. lost everything to Stephanie. Now, two weeks later, Stephanie is getting remarried.

Jo Martinez- Wow, when was her first wedding?

Trevor Mitchel- We heard that she eloped.

Jo Martinez- Oh. That is just plain sad.

Devon Jonson- We know.

(The minister gets on the alter and announces for everyone to sit down.)

Minister- Everyone, please take your seats. We shall get this wedding started. Will the groom please come up?

(Ryan walks up to the alter.)

Minister- Will the best man and brides maids please come up?

(Vain and Vanessa walk on to the alter but there is not a best man.)

Vain Ecoasta- Ryan, didn't you get a best man?

Vanessa Ecoasta- Stephanie picked to brides maids and you couldn't get one best man?

Ryan Taylor- Um, do any of you gentleman want to be my best man?

(Stephanie rolls her eyes at the alters entrance. Stephanie's brother Ken stands up.)

Ken Ecoasta- I'll be your best man.

Ryan Taylor- You're all I got so what the heck.

(Ken walks up to the alter with Vain and Vanessa.)

Minister- Now that we got that covered, will the mother of the bride please share a few words before she gets married?

(Stephanie's mom Marissa walks up to the alter.)

Marissa Ecoasta- I would love to.

(Marissa clears her throat.)

Marissa Ecoasta- Throughout my life, I have been married nine times not including my childrens father or my six ex-fiance’s. I always hoped my daughters and son wouldn't make the same mistakes I have. But, my oldest daughter dropped out of high school three months ago and got married two months ago a day after her nineteenth birthday. She married a man named J.D. Liz. Two months after the wed. J.D. filed for divorce. That man lost everything. My daughter is more rich than the queen of England. Now, two weeks after her divorce, she is is remarrying to another man. And all I have to say for that is, don't screw this one up Stephanie. And for Ryan, if you have money or anything worth loosing, then get a pre-nup. Good day everyone.

(Marissa takes her seat.)

Minister- Well then, let's have a wedding. We shall have the bride walk down the isle.

(Music starts playing and Stephanie walks down the isle. Penelope and Chloe walk behind her holding her long veil.)

Penelope Ann Huff- You owe us Stephanie.

Chloe Jones- Big time.

Stephanie Williams- Oh quit your whining, it's my special day so deal with it. I'll do it for you when you two get married.

(They get to the end of the isle and Penelope and Chloe take their seats.)

Minister- We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of Ryan Jacob Taylor and Stephanie Brooklyn Williams. We shall bond these two. For rich or poor, for better or worse. In sickness and in heath, as long as they both shall live.

Stephanie Williams- Yeah, yeah, yeah, just get to the “I dos”.

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie, don't be like that.

Stephanie Williams- I'm sorry, but I've seen the speeches on soap operas. I know how it all goes.

Minister- Okay then, Ryan Jacob Taylor, do you take Stephanie Brooklyn Williams to be your wife?

Ryan Taylor- I do.

Minister- Stephanie Brooklyn Williams, do you take Ryan Jacob Taylor to be your-

Stephanie Williams- Lets cut to the chase, I do. Can I make out with my husband now?

Minister- Yes Mrs. Williams you-

Stephanie Taylor- Call me Mrs. Taylor. It's Stephanie Taylor now.

Minister- Whatever.

(The minister leaves the alter.)

Stephanie Taylor- Yay, I'm married again. I love you Ryan.

Ryan Taylor- I love you too. So what do you think about having kids?

(Stephanie's smile went to a frown.)

Stephanie Taylor- You can't be serious.

Ryan Taylor- I'm kidding.

Stephanie Taylor- Good, because if you were, I would have divorced your sorry butt.

(Ryan kisses Stephanie.)

Stephanie Taylor- Not till out honeymoon sweet cheeks.

(Stephanie and Ryan walk away from the alter and down the center of the chapel when J.D. Liz storms in.)

J.D. Liz- Stephanie, I want you back.

Stephanie Taylor- J.D.

(Stephanie walks over to him.)

Stephanie Taylor- What the heck are you doing here. I only got married less than five minutes ago.

J.D. Liz- I don't care. I want you to divorce this man and come back to me.

Stephanie Taylor- Are you out of your freaking mind? We haven't even honeymooned yet.

Ryan Taylor- Okay J.D., you got five seconds to leave this church before I knock the crap out of you. You chose to let her go, so that's your lost.

Stephanie Taylor- How did you even know about the wedding?

J.D. Liz- Devon called me. He told me how you're marrying this college graduate.

(Everyone looks at Devon.)

Stephanie Taylor- DEVON JONSON, YOU LOW LIFE SON OF A-

(Wedding music blocks out all the inappropriate swear words.)

Stephanie Taylor- YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A CHEEZY SKUMBAG WHO SHOULD ROT IN-

(Wedding music blocks out everything inappropriate she says.)

Stephanie Taylor- SECURITY, GET MY EX-HUSBAND OUT OF HERE!!!

Ryan Taylor- Hurry before the bride has a nervous breakdown even before we cut the cake.

(A security team gets J.D. Liz out of the church.)

Stephanie Taylor- I swear to God Devon Jonson, before we slice the wedding cake, I'm slicing you.

(Devon slouches down in his seat.)

Scene 4- The Dinning Room

(Everyone sits down at the table when Stephanie and Ryan walk up to the front.)

Stephanie Taylor- Okay everyone, it is time to slice the cake. I wanted to slice Devon first but Ryan wouldn't let me.

Devon Jonson- I was only trying to keep you from making another huge mistake.

Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh shut up Devon, you've caused enough trouble.

Stephanie Taylor- Devon, you're lucky I haven't pulled out the cake slicer. I would have messed you up.

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie, no threats at the wedding.

Stephanie Taylor- Fine.

Penelope Ann Huff- Why not? It's her special day, she should get what she wants.

Clair Higginbottom- Penelope, we don't want the bride to murder my boss's son.

Penelope Ann Huff- And I should care why?

Tim Bullet- Penelope, Stephanie is not gonna slice Devon.

Devon Jonson- At least someone cares about me.

Stephanie Taylor- Principal Higginbottom, Vice Principal Bullet, you guys don't have control over me anymore so I will slice Devon if I want.

Ryan Taylor- But you won't.

Stephanie Taylor- I know, I'm just saying I wanted to, then I could.

Chloe Jones- How about we just slice the cake.

Jo Martinez- Great idea, we can change the subject after we cut the cake.

Stephanie Taylor- Okay, lets cut this thing.

(Stephanie and Ryan are about to cut the cake. As soon as the knife touches the cake. The cake explodes and the whole room is a mess. Stephanie's eyes turn to Devon and she has an angry face.)

Stephanie Taylor- Devon, get out.

Devon Jonson- What do you mean?

Stephanie Taylor- GET OUT OF MY WEDDING RIGHT NOW!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!! YOU RUINED MY WEDDING!!! FIRST YOU CALLED IN MY EX-HUSBAND AND NOW YOU MAKE MY CAKE EXPLODE!!! YOU'RE A SICK FREAK!!!SECURITY, GET DEVON JONSON OUT OF HERE!!!

Devon Jonson- Stephanie, I am so sorry. I didn't realize how much of a mess it would cause.

(Stephanie's teeth start scratching and she starts shaking. She then starts destroying everything.)

Ryan Taylor- Stephanie, com down.

Stephanie Taylor- GET DEVON JOSNON OUT OF HERE BEFORE I LITERLY KILL HIM!!!

Ryan Taylor- Devon, I suggest you leave now.

Devon Jonson- OK.

(Devon runs out of the building.)

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm getting out of here.

Trevor Mitchel- Me too.

Angie Page- Lets go.

(Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Angie, Trevor, Clair Higginbottom and Tim Bullet run out of the building as well while Stephanie has a nervous breakdown.)

Scene 5- Hangout

(Mack is at a table and Angie walks up.)

Angie Page- Okay Mack, I'm here. What did you wanna talk about?

Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm willing to give you another chance on one condition.

Angie Page- Who said I wanted you back?

(Mack gives Angie the “I don't believe you” look.)

Angie Page- Okay, I admit it. I miss you.

Mack Dylan Cooper- If we get back together, then you have to let me and Chloe remain friends.

Angie Page- Deal.

(Mack and Angie make out.)

Special Guest Starring-

Stephanie Taylor

Jo Martinez

Vain Ecoasta

Vanessa Ecoasta

Ken Ecoasta

Guest Starring-

Clair Higginbottom

J.D. Liz

Marissa Ecoasta

Ryan Taylor

Tim Bullet

Co-Starring-

Minister

Absent-

Veronica