Starring- Mack Dylan Cooper
Penelope Ann Huff
Devon Jonson
Chloe Jones
Veronica
With- Angie Page
And- Trevor Mitchel
Scene 1- Girls Mansion
(Chloe is in her room sobbing and crying when Angie, Veronica, Reese, and Penelope walk in.)
Angie Page- Chloe, are you alright?
Chloe Jones- No you back stabbing diva.
Reese Bennett- You shouldn't get mad at Angie. She didn't even know you were dating Craig at the time.
Veronica- Everything will be fine. If Craig comes anywhere near you, Mack said he would pound his face in for you if you would like.
Penelope Ann Huff- I'm only here because I heard someone bought you cake to cheer you up. I call the corner pieces.
(Everyone glares at Penelope.)
Angie Page- Do you always have to be such a bully?
Veronica- The girl just got her heart ripped out.
Penelope Ann Huff- Oh come on, she gets dumped like every other month. When I broke up with Derek, none of you guys came bringing cake or trying to cheer me up.
Chloe Jones- That's because you dumped him and you ripped his heart out.
Angie Page- Plus, the only thing you two ever really did together was make out or order Mexican food together.
Penelope Ann Huff- Yes, but it was my first breakup. Every guy I've ever fallen for has always rejected me.
Chloe Jones- Yeah, because you're a self absorbed diva who only cares about herself and making others around her miserable.
Penelope Ann Huff- Shut up you idiot. This is why I hate you. Because you are a cold hearted moron who can't keep a guy for even a year. Listen Chloe, I HATE YOU!!! You are a bunch of crap. I am sick of all the drama you start. You are just this perky little down-to-earth POOR GIRL!!! You don't belong here. Plus, I never liked you. I don't like you now, and I never will. Get that through your head, I hate you. You suck, you're ugly, and I know you just wanna take everything away from me.
(Penelope picks up a vase off her dresser and throws it against the wall and it shatters.)
Penelope Ann Huff- THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chloe Jones- That's the only thing I have left from my dead grandma.
Penelope Ann Huff- GOOD!!!
(Penelope storms out.)
Chloe Jones- She, she just-
(Chloe starts crying.)
Scene 2- Hangout
(Mack is at a table when Craig walks up.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Gomez. What are you doing here?
Craig Gomez- I go to school here.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't worry, my parents own the island, I'll have you shipped off by next week.
Craig Gomez- Don't worry, I'm leaving tomorrow. That's when my exchange program ends.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Good, because if I ever see your face again, I will smash it into a wall.
Craig Gomez- I'm gonna apologize to Chloe first.
(Craig tries to walk away but Mack stops him.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- You aren't going near Chloe. Plus, Angie's there right now, so back off.
Craig Gomez- You're all talk, you wouldn't do anything to me.
(Mack flips Craig over his shoulders and body slams him.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Are you sure about that?
Craig Gomez- N-n-no.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Good.
Craig Gomez- But I still wanna see her and apologize.
Mack Dylan Cooper- After that, you better never see her again... or Angie.
Craig Gomez- Fine.
Mack Dylan Cooper- And I will know if you see her again. Now let's go.
(Mack drags Craig by his ear.)
Scene 3- The Pier
(Devon and Trevor are walking by in golf suits and have golf clubs when Reese walks up.)
Reese Bennett- What the heck are you two doing?
Devon Jonson- We're going golfing, you wanna join us.
Trevor Mitchel- Oh Please Devon, Reese is just a girl, she can't golf. It's a manly sport.
Devon Jonson- I know Trevor, but I don't wanna let her feel left out.
Reese Bennett- Devon, just remember, if you let me join you then you can wrap your arms around me and put your hands on mine as you guide me where to hit the ball.
(Devon gets a happy look on his face.)
Devon Jonson- How would you like to join us in golfing?
Reese Bennett- I would love to.
(Reese kisses him on the cheek.)
Reese Bennett- Just let me grab a few things.
(Reese walks away with an evil look on her face.)
Scene 4- Girls Mansion
(Chloe, Angie, Veronica, and Reese are all at a round table playing Poker.)
Chloe Jones- So where's Penelope? Is she destroying all my stuff with a sledge hammer?
Veronica- She said she's not coming. She doesn't wanna be anywhere near you.
Angie Page- I've never seen Penelope this angry.
Chloe Jones- I'm getting scared. Penelope might try to hurt me physically and emotionally.
Reese Bennett- I wouldn't be worried. Penelope doesn't seem all that tough.
Chloe Jones- That's because you haven't known her as long as us.
Angie Page- Penelope almost succeeded twice in blowing up Dominican Republic with a bomb.
Chloe Jones- Penelope has been arrested several times and has been put into a mental institution a few times.
Angie Page- She is crazy in the head and can cause serious danger to the people around her. Chloe already made it to her bad side. I got lucky and made it to her “she couldn't care less” side.
Veronica- I think I'm on her good side.
Reese Bennett- Me too. So Chloe, how are you getting through your nasty breakup?
(Tears come to Chloe's eyes.)
Chloe Jones- I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT CRAIG UNTIL NOW!!!!!! But since you ask, when I do think about him, I cry my eyes out.
Angie Page- But you're not crying right now.
Chloe Jones- That's because people are around me. On the inside, I'm crying so hard that I can surf in my tears.
(Mack walks in still holding tightly onto Craig's ear.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe, I'm giving this boob two minutes to be alone with you to apologize.
Chloe Jones- Fine. Everyone but Craig, leave the room.
(Everyone but Chloe and Craig leave the room.)
Chloe Jones- Well, you only got two minutes, so start talking.
Craig Gomez- Chloe, I'm-
Chloe Jones- A big fat liar. Oh, yeas you are. You swore that you had no baggage or drama. You lied to me Craig.
Craig Gomez- I know and I feel horrible about it.
Chloe Jones- Why should I believe you?
Craig Gomez- You shouldn't right now because you have no proof of me being over Angie and in love with you. Let me take you back to Transylvania. I have proof for you there.
Chloe Jones- No, I want you to go, find the proof, and never come near me again.
Craig Gomez- Please Chloe.
Chloe Jones- Fine.
(Chloe and Craig leave the mansion to go to Transylvania. Mack and the others come back in.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Where are they?
Reese Bennett- Probably in Transylvania.
Veronica- I heard Craig mention it a few times.
(Penelope storms in and slams the door.)
Penelope Ann Huff- WHERE THE HECK IS CHLOE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mack Dylan Cooper- Transylvania.
Penelope Ann Huff- I'm going with you.
Scene 5- A Golf Course
(Reese is making horrible shots in golf and Devon and Trevor walk up.)
Devon Jonson- Wow.
Trevor Mitchel- I've seen monkey's do better.
Reese Bennett- Shut up you two.
Trevor Mitchel- I'm sorry Reese, but you suck.
Reese Bennett- How about we make a bet. If I win, then you guys cater to my every need for a week. If you win, then I'll have a slap fight with Penelope while wearing a bikini at the beach.
Devon Jonson- Deal.
(18 holes later, Reese has gotten 18 holes in one.)
Trevor Mitchel- You conned us.
Reese Bennett- Oh yes I did.
Devon Jonson- But you sucked at first.
Reese Bennett- It's called acting. Since you were trying to be nice about my golfing skills at the beginning, I won't put you through a lot of work. Trevor's just gonna have to work extra hard.
Trevor Mitchel- Oh come on.
Scene 6- The Closed Restaurant in Transylvania
(Chloe and Craig are looking around for a key chain.)
Chloe Jones- So, what you're saying is is that you stored information in a key chain that is secretly some kind of computer chip.
Craig Gomez- Yeah, pretty much.
Chloe Jones- You're an idiot.
(Mack, Penelope, and Angie run in.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- We had an agreement Craig.
Chloe Jones- Mack, it's okay.
Mack Dylan Cooper- No, it's not. First, he starts dating my ex-girlfriend. Now, he loves my current girlfriend.
Chloe Jones- Well, what is Penelope doing here?
Mack Dylan Cooper- I don't know, she just needed to see you.
(Penelope walks up to Chloe and smacks her.)
Penelope Ann Huff- I am going to kill you.
(Penelope tackles her.)
Chloe Jones- What the heck Penelope?
(Chloe flips her over. Mack walks up to Craig.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- We had an agreement, Gomez.
(Mack pushes Craig against the wall. Angie walks up to Mack.)
Angie Page- Okay Mack, you don't have to do that.
(Angie looks at Craig.)
Angie Page- As for you Craig, just leave us all alone.
Craig Gomez- What if I say no?
Mack Dylan Cooper- Then I'll do this.
(Mack twists Craig's arm and flips him behind him.)
Craig Gomez- Oh it's on.
(Craig hooks his leg onto Mack's and pulls him to the ground. Mack and Craig keep fighting and Penelope and Chloe keep fighting. Penelope swings Chloe against a wall.)
Penelope Ann Huff- I think that went pretty well.
(Chloe kicks Penelope in the head.)
Chloe Jones- That was better.
(Penelope went to the kitchen and grabbed all the knives. She threw every single one at Chloe. They all missed by two inches. Penelope was about to grab the last knife. She was about to throw it when Craig knocked her upside the head with a frying pan. It knocked her out.)
Chloe Jones- What the heck Craig?
Craig Gomez- I was trying to protect you.
Chloe Jones- If you're protecting anyone then protect yourself.
(Mack jumps onto Craig's back. Craig flips him over. Angie is mad now.)
Angie Page- LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Angie flips Craig over her shoulders. Craig swoops her to the ground.)
Craig Gomez- Listen Page, I don't like hitting girls.
Angie Page- Then I think you have yourself a little problem. In case you have forgotten, I will mess you up.
(Angie kicks Craig off her and slams him to the wall.)
Angie Page- Take that.
(Penelope was getting back up. Chloe didn't realize it but Penelope was gonna burn her. When Craig saw this, he took one of the pepper dispensers and sprayed in Penelope's eyes like pepper spray.)
Penelope Ann Huff- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
(Chloe goes running over to Craig and hugs him.)
Chloe Jones- Forget about any proof I needed. I believe you. I want you back.
Craig Gomez- I can't take you back. I wanted your forgiveness but we can't be together. My time here is up. The exchange program ends tomorrow. I'll be leaving.
(Chloe's face turns from happy to sad.)
Chloe Jones- You're leaving.
Craig Gomez- Chloe's face goes from sad to angry.
Chloe Jones- You lied to me. You said you would wouldn't breakup with me or anything.
Craig Gomez- I told you I was only gonna be here for a short time.
Chloe Jones- Yeah, like a month.
Craig Gomez- Don't worry Chloe, I'll be back. I'm trying to get in to this school. Just give me a few months. I will probably be here about a month after Christmas.
Chloe Jones- You better.
(Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Angie, and Craig go back to the Springs.)
Scene 7- Hangout
(Mack and Angie are at a table.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Finally, all the drama is finally over. We can go back to being a normal couple.
Angie Page- I know, I missed you so much.
(Mack and Angie kiss.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- This is great.
(Five security guards rush over and grab Angie. Angie's parents also come over.)
Cindy Page- Let's go Angie.
Fred Page- You're coming home.
Angie Page- What, no.
(The security guards grab onto her.)
Angie Page- Let go of me. Put me down.
Fred Page- You are coming back to the Blings with us.
Cindy Page- You will loose all contact to this island and to anyone. You are grounded until you turn eighteen. Do we make ourselves clear?
(Angie glares at them angerly.)
Fred Page- Good, now let's go.
(Fred and Cindy take Angie off the island and back to the Blings.)
Guest Starring-
Cindy Page
Craig Gomez
Fred Page
Reese Bennett
Friday, April 19, 2013
Love and Hate in Transylvania Part 1
Starring: Mack Dylan Cooper
Penelope Ann Huff
Devon Jonson
Chloe Jones
With: Angie Page
And: Trevor Mitchel
Scene 1- Boom Ba Boom
(Chloe and Craig walk in to be greeted by Larry.)
Craig Gomez- Table for two, something with a view.
Chloe Jones- What he said.
Larry Martinez- Wow Chloe, you work fast. I can't believe you're dating again already.
Craig Gomez- Chloe, what does he mean by “dating again already”?
Chloe Jones- Um-
Larry Martinez- She just got out of a relationship two weeks ago at Stephanie Taylor's wedding.
Chloe Jones- Okay Larry, I think he gets the picture.
Larry Martinez- Not to mention, I don't think she is quite over her sophomore year boyfriend Lucas.
Chloe Jones- Larry, shut up.
Craig Gomez- Yes Larry, please be quiet. I don't wanna dump Chloe before we've even taken a seat. I'm gonna try to forget all about this mess.
Chloe Jones- Now get us a table.
(Larry groans.)
Larry Martinez- Right this way.
(Larry walks Chloe and Craig to their table.)
Scene 2- Boys Mansion
(Mack is at a table with a bunch of charts and graphs when Devon, Trevor, and Reese come back from the movies.)
Devon Jonson- That movie was great.
Trevor Mitchel- You screamed like a girl when the head fell out of the oven.
Reese Bennett- You two were both wimps. I had hold your hands.
Devon Jonson- Wait a minute, you held his hand.
Reese Bennett- No, he held mine.
Trevor Mitchel- Mack, you should've come. It was great.
Mack Dylan Cooper- I'll go as soon as I find my girlfriend.
Devon Jonson- Trevor-
(Devon throws a vase at him which shatters.)
Devon Jonson- NEVER TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN!!! AND IF YOU DO, I WILL BECOME YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
Reese Bennett- Devon, take this outside. Trevor, go with him.
(Devon and Trevor go outside.)
Reese Bennett- Okay Mack, what is your deal?
Mack Dylan Cooper- I wanna know where my girlfriend is.
Reese Bennett- Mack, she got swooped away in a tornado. She is most likely 99% dead.
Mack Dylan Cooper- No she is not. I know that she is alive. Angie is out there somewhere alive more than ever.
Reese Bennett- I was never that fond of Angie ever since I realized that she hates my boyfriend.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, I know she is very much alive.
Reese Bennett- Okay then, I'm gonna go now.
(Reese leaves the mansion.)
Scene 3- The Springs Prison
(Penelope and Reese walk in.)
Penelope Ann Huff- What the heck are we doing in this rat hole?
Reese Bennett- We're here to see Angie's parents.
Penelope Ann Huff- Why do you wanna see Cindy and Fred?
Reese Bennett- Because I want them to keep Angie out of Mack's life permanently. I am sick of Mack wasting every second of his life on that piece of trash.
Penelope Ann Huff- Since when do you not like Angie?
Reese Bennett- Ever since I found out she hates my boyfriend.
Penelope Ann Huff- I hate your boyfriend too. I also hate you.
Reese Bennett- Then why are you here?
Penelope Ann Huff- Because Veronica is out of town and I have nothing better to do.
Prison Guard- Penelope Ann Huff and Reese Bennett here to see Cindy and Fred Page.
(Penelope and Reese sit down at a table and Cindy and Fred do the same.)
Fred Page- What do you want, Huff?
Penelope Ann Huff- Don't ask me, ask the girl next me. Her name is Reese and she is dating your daughter's boyfriend's half brother.
Cindy Page- Alright Angie's boyfriend's half brother's girlfriend named Reese. What do you want?
Reese Bennett- First of all, I don't think you know this but your daughter was swooped away in the tornado.
Cindy/Fred- WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Fred Page- Is my daughter dead?
Reese Bennett- I think.
Cindy Page- Is that the only reason why you're here?
Penelope Ann Huff- Nope.
Reese Bennett- We want you to force Mack to stop with all this nonsense in trying to find her. Just keep her out of his life. If she turns out alive, then still keep her out. Just get rid of her.
Penelope Ann Huff- What she said.
Fred Page- I'll you what, we get on parole in two days. If Angie turns out to be alive then we'll take her away.
Cindy Page- If she turns out be dead, then we'll file a restraining order against him and recommend him to some mental institution and have him put away until he gets her out of his mind.
Reese Bennett- Deal.
(Reese and Penelope start walking away.)
Penelope Ann Huff- Reese, why are you doing this?
Reese Bennett- Because I care about him and I think he has an obsession with this chick.
Scene 4- Hangout
(Trevor is at a table when Devon storms over.)
Devon Jonson- HEY MITCHEL!!! WE'RE NOT DONE TALKING!!!
Trevor Mitchel- What do you want Devon? All I did was hold your girlfriend's hand in the movie. So what.
Devon Jonson- Do you like her or something? Are you trying to steal her from me?
Trevor Mitchel- No.
Devon Jonson- Because if you are, then you're a scumbag. This is the first relationship I've ever been in that I wasn't nervous about. When I was with Lilly, we had fights all the time. I was nervous of when the time would come for her to dump me. When I was with Stephanie, we had our relationship a secret. I was worried about when she would dump me for never telling anyone about us. After I started dating Reese, I didn't have any fear anymore. I already screwed up two relationships in the past two years. I'm not ready to do it again. I also sorta screwed up their lives. Lilly's in prison and Stephanie has been married twice in the last three months.
Trevor Mitchel- I'm not trying to steal your girlfriend.
(Devon punches Trevor in the face.)
Devon Jonson- Don't ever go near Reese again. If you do, then I will literally kill you. You got that.
Trevor Mitchel- Uhhhhh-
rDevon Jonson- Good.
(Devon storms away.)
Scene 5- Hangout
(Mack is looking at a bunch of maps and charts when Chloe and Craig walk up.)
Chloe Jones- Oh Mack, don't tell me you're still trying to find her.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie is alive, I know she is.
Chloe Jones- No she isn't. She got swooped away by a tornado and was killed. Tell him Craig.
Craig Gomez- Did she have her cell phone with her?
Mack/Chloe- What?
Craig Gomez- Did she have her cell phone with her?
Mack Dylan Cooper- I, I, I guess.
Craig Gomez- Well, there's an app that can track down the persons phone. Do you know her password?
Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah.
(Craig takes out an iPad and Mack types in the password. It shows up the location of Angie's phone which is most likely where Angie is.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- It says she's all the way in Transylvania.
Chloe Jones- She's probably dead.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Quit saying that.
Chloe Jones- I'm just stating the cold hard facts.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, I'm going to Transylvania.
Chloe Jones- I'll go too. Only because I wanna prove a point.
Craig Gomez- I might as well go. Without Chloe, I have nothing to do.
(Penelope and Reese run over.)
Reese Bennett- You're going to look for Angie.
Penelope Ann Huff- Count us in.
(Reese and Penelope give an evil smile to one another without anyone else noticing.)
Scene 6- A Restaurant in Transylvania
(Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Reese, and Craig walk into a restaurant which is closing up.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie are you here?
Chloe Jones- Angie.
Reese Bennett- Where are you Angie.
Chloe Jones- Mack, I told you she was dead.
Penelope Ann Huff- Oh shut up Chloe, we all said that.
Craig Gomez- You two need to stop fighting.
(Angie walks out from the kitchen.)
Angie Page- Mack.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie.
(Mack and Angie hug each other and then kissed.)
Angie Page- How did you find me?
Mack Dylan Cooper- I tracked you down through your phone.
Angie Page- Oh my god, that's great-
(Angie then saw Craig. A smile came across her face.)
Angie Page- Craig, Craig Gomez. Is that really you?
Craig Gomez- Um, yeah, do I... Oh my god, Angie Page, from eighth grade. My girlfriend Angie Page.
Mack/Chloe- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.... WHOA!!!
Mack Dylan Cooper- You two use to date.
Angie Page- Oh yeah, back in eighth grade.
Chloe Jones- Angie, you son of a-
(Loud music turns on to block out the bad words Angie was about to say.)
Angie Page- Oh my god Chloe, it was three years ago. None of us knew each other.
Chloe Jones- Do you still like him?
Angie Page- No.
(Mack pushes Craig against the wall.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Treat Chloe well and leave Angie alone.
(Craig looks at Angie.)
Craig Gomez- I've never stopped loving you, Angie Page.
Chloe Jones- CRAIG, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Craig Gomez- Chloe, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that.
(Mack slams Craig against the wall even harder.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't ever come near Angie, Chloe, or me ever again.
(Mack pushes Craig to the ground. Mack, Angie, and Chloe leave the restaurant. Penelope and Reese run to Craig.)
Penelope Ann Huff- OMG.
Reese Bennett- Are you alright?
(Mack yells for Penelope and Reese to leave.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- PENELOPE, REESE, LET'S GO!!!
(Penelope and Reese leave the restaurant.)
Scene 7- Boys Mansion
(Trevor was doing homework when Devon walks in with cupcakes.)
Devon Jonson- Hey Trevor, I feel like I was being a little harsh yesterday. So I bought you these cupcakes.
Trevor Mitchel- Thanks Devon.
(Trevor took one bite of it and screamed.)
Trevor Mitchel- THESE ARE SUPER SPICY!!!
Devon Jonson- NOW QUIT FLIRTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!
Guest Starring-
Cindy Page
Craig Gomez
Fred Page
Larry Martinez
Reese Bennett
Co-Starring-
Prison Guard
Absent-
Veronica
Penelope Ann Huff
Devon Jonson
Chloe Jones
With: Angie Page
And: Trevor Mitchel
Scene 1- Boom Ba Boom
(Chloe and Craig walk in to be greeted by Larry.)
Craig Gomez- Table for two, something with a view.
Chloe Jones- What he said.
Larry Martinez- Wow Chloe, you work fast. I can't believe you're dating again already.
Craig Gomez- Chloe, what does he mean by “dating again already”?
Chloe Jones- Um-
Larry Martinez- She just got out of a relationship two weeks ago at Stephanie Taylor's wedding.
Chloe Jones- Okay Larry, I think he gets the picture.
Larry Martinez- Not to mention, I don't think she is quite over her sophomore year boyfriend Lucas.
Chloe Jones- Larry, shut up.
Craig Gomez- Yes Larry, please be quiet. I don't wanna dump Chloe before we've even taken a seat. I'm gonna try to forget all about this mess.
Chloe Jones- Now get us a table.
(Larry groans.)
Larry Martinez- Right this way.
(Larry walks Chloe and Craig to their table.)
Scene 2- Boys Mansion
(Mack is at a table with a bunch of charts and graphs when Devon, Trevor, and Reese come back from the movies.)
Devon Jonson- That movie was great.
Trevor Mitchel- You screamed like a girl when the head fell out of the oven.
Reese Bennett- You two were both wimps. I had hold your hands.
Devon Jonson- Wait a minute, you held his hand.
Reese Bennett- No, he held mine.
Trevor Mitchel- Mack, you should've come. It was great.
Mack Dylan Cooper- I'll go as soon as I find my girlfriend.
Devon Jonson- Trevor-
(Devon throws a vase at him which shatters.)
Devon Jonson- NEVER TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN!!! AND IF YOU DO, I WILL BECOME YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
Reese Bennett- Devon, take this outside. Trevor, go with him.
(Devon and Trevor go outside.)
Reese Bennett- Okay Mack, what is your deal?
Mack Dylan Cooper- I wanna know where my girlfriend is.
Reese Bennett- Mack, she got swooped away in a tornado. She is most likely 99% dead.
Mack Dylan Cooper- No she is not. I know that she is alive. Angie is out there somewhere alive more than ever.
Reese Bennett- I was never that fond of Angie ever since I realized that she hates my boyfriend.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, I know she is very much alive.
Reese Bennett- Okay then, I'm gonna go now.
(Reese leaves the mansion.)
Scene 3- The Springs Prison
(Penelope and Reese walk in.)
Penelope Ann Huff- What the heck are we doing in this rat hole?
Reese Bennett- We're here to see Angie's parents.
Penelope Ann Huff- Why do you wanna see Cindy and Fred?
Reese Bennett- Because I want them to keep Angie out of Mack's life permanently. I am sick of Mack wasting every second of his life on that piece of trash.
Penelope Ann Huff- Since when do you not like Angie?
Reese Bennett- Ever since I found out she hates my boyfriend.
Penelope Ann Huff- I hate your boyfriend too. I also hate you.
Reese Bennett- Then why are you here?
Penelope Ann Huff- Because Veronica is out of town and I have nothing better to do.
Prison Guard- Penelope Ann Huff and Reese Bennett here to see Cindy and Fred Page.
(Penelope and Reese sit down at a table and Cindy and Fred do the same.)
Fred Page- What do you want, Huff?
Penelope Ann Huff- Don't ask me, ask the girl next me. Her name is Reese and she is dating your daughter's boyfriend's half brother.
Cindy Page- Alright Angie's boyfriend's half brother's girlfriend named Reese. What do you want?
Reese Bennett- First of all, I don't think you know this but your daughter was swooped away in the tornado.
Cindy/Fred- WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Fred Page- Is my daughter dead?
Reese Bennett- I think.
Cindy Page- Is that the only reason why you're here?
Penelope Ann Huff- Nope.
Reese Bennett- We want you to force Mack to stop with all this nonsense in trying to find her. Just keep her out of his life. If she turns out alive, then still keep her out. Just get rid of her.
Penelope Ann Huff- What she said.
Fred Page- I'll you what, we get on parole in two days. If Angie turns out to be alive then we'll take her away.
Cindy Page- If she turns out be dead, then we'll file a restraining order against him and recommend him to some mental institution and have him put away until he gets her out of his mind.
Reese Bennett- Deal.
(Reese and Penelope start walking away.)
Penelope Ann Huff- Reese, why are you doing this?
Reese Bennett- Because I care about him and I think he has an obsession with this chick.
Scene 4- Hangout
(Trevor is at a table when Devon storms over.)
Devon Jonson- HEY MITCHEL!!! WE'RE NOT DONE TALKING!!!
Trevor Mitchel- What do you want Devon? All I did was hold your girlfriend's hand in the movie. So what.
Devon Jonson- Do you like her or something? Are you trying to steal her from me?
Trevor Mitchel- No.
Devon Jonson- Because if you are, then you're a scumbag. This is the first relationship I've ever been in that I wasn't nervous about. When I was with Lilly, we had fights all the time. I was nervous of when the time would come for her to dump me. When I was with Stephanie, we had our relationship a secret. I was worried about when she would dump me for never telling anyone about us. After I started dating Reese, I didn't have any fear anymore. I already screwed up two relationships in the past two years. I'm not ready to do it again. I also sorta screwed up their lives. Lilly's in prison and Stephanie has been married twice in the last three months.
Trevor Mitchel- I'm not trying to steal your girlfriend.
(Devon punches Trevor in the face.)
Devon Jonson- Don't ever go near Reese again. If you do, then I will literally kill you. You got that.
Trevor Mitchel- Uhhhhh-
rDevon Jonson- Good.
(Devon storms away.)
Scene 5- Hangout
(Mack is looking at a bunch of maps and charts when Chloe and Craig walk up.)
Chloe Jones- Oh Mack, don't tell me you're still trying to find her.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie is alive, I know she is.
Chloe Jones- No she isn't. She got swooped away by a tornado and was killed. Tell him Craig.
Craig Gomez- Did she have her cell phone with her?
Mack/Chloe- What?
Craig Gomez- Did she have her cell phone with her?
Mack Dylan Cooper- I, I, I guess.
Craig Gomez- Well, there's an app that can track down the persons phone. Do you know her password?
Mack Dylan Cooper- Yeah.
(Craig takes out an iPad and Mack types in the password. It shows up the location of Angie's phone which is most likely where Angie is.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- It says she's all the way in Transylvania.
Chloe Jones- She's probably dead.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Quit saying that.
Chloe Jones- I'm just stating the cold hard facts.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Well, I'm going to Transylvania.
Chloe Jones- I'll go too. Only because I wanna prove a point.
Craig Gomez- I might as well go. Without Chloe, I have nothing to do.
(Penelope and Reese run over.)
Reese Bennett- You're going to look for Angie.
Penelope Ann Huff- Count us in.
(Reese and Penelope give an evil smile to one another without anyone else noticing.)
Scene 6- A Restaurant in Transylvania
(Mack, Penelope, Chloe, Reese, and Craig walk into a restaurant which is closing up.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie are you here?
Chloe Jones- Angie.
Reese Bennett- Where are you Angie.
Chloe Jones- Mack, I told you she was dead.
Penelope Ann Huff- Oh shut up Chloe, we all said that.
Craig Gomez- You two need to stop fighting.
(Angie walks out from the kitchen.)
Angie Page- Mack.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Angie.
(Mack and Angie hug each other and then kissed.)
Angie Page- How did you find me?
Mack Dylan Cooper- I tracked you down through your phone.
Angie Page- Oh my god, that's great-
(Angie then saw Craig. A smile came across her face.)
Angie Page- Craig, Craig Gomez. Is that really you?
Craig Gomez- Um, yeah, do I... Oh my god, Angie Page, from eighth grade. My girlfriend Angie Page.
Mack/Chloe- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.... WHOA!!!
Mack Dylan Cooper- You two use to date.
Angie Page- Oh yeah, back in eighth grade.
Chloe Jones- Angie, you son of a-
(Loud music turns on to block out the bad words Angie was about to say.)
Angie Page- Oh my god Chloe, it was three years ago. None of us knew each other.
Chloe Jones- Do you still like him?
Angie Page- No.
(Mack pushes Craig against the wall.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Treat Chloe well and leave Angie alone.
(Craig looks at Angie.)
Craig Gomez- I've never stopped loving you, Angie Page.
Chloe Jones- CRAIG, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Craig Gomez- Chloe, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that.
(Mack slams Craig against the wall even harder.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Don't ever come near Angie, Chloe, or me ever again.
(Mack pushes Craig to the ground. Mack, Angie, and Chloe leave the restaurant. Penelope and Reese run to Craig.)
Penelope Ann Huff- OMG.
Reese Bennett- Are you alright?
(Mack yells for Penelope and Reese to leave.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- PENELOPE, REESE, LET'S GO!!!
(Penelope and Reese leave the restaurant.)
Scene 7- Boys Mansion
(Trevor was doing homework when Devon walks in with cupcakes.)
Devon Jonson- Hey Trevor, I feel like I was being a little harsh yesterday. So I bought you these cupcakes.
Trevor Mitchel- Thanks Devon.
(Trevor took one bite of it and screamed.)
Trevor Mitchel- THESE ARE SUPER SPICY!!!
Devon Jonson- NOW QUIT FLIRTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!
Guest Starring-
Cindy Page
Craig Gomez
Fred Page
Larry Martinez
Reese Bennett
Co-Starring-
Prison Guard
Absent-
Veronica
The Return of a Friend, and the Beginning of a New Relationship
Starring- Mack Dylan Cooper
Penelope Ann Huff
Devon Jonson
Chloe Jones
Veronica
And- Trevor Mitchel
Scene 1- Mansion Neighborhood
(After the tornado has passed, it had destroyed everything. Hurricane Mike had destroyed most of the mansions and buildings. Penelope and Chloe come out of the crawl space to see that rest of Penelope's new mansion is destroyed.)
Penelope Ann Huff- OH MY GOD!!! MY MANSION IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!
Chloe Jones- Everything will be alright. You can stay with me and Angie.
Penelope Ann Huff- OH LORD, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TOP ME!?!?
(Mack, Devon, Trevor, Veronica, and Trevor come out of the boys mansion.)
Devon Jonson- A few windows were shattered.
Trevor Mitchel- We lost the roof.
Chloe Jones- Where's Angie?
Mack Dylan Cooper- She went to see how bad the tornado was. The tornado swooped right out the storm shelter and took her away.
Penelope/Chloe- Oh my god.
Penelope Ann Huff- Does this mean that there is a chance for us?
(Everyone glares at Penelope.)
Penelope Ann Huff- What, I just figured that I would be his second choice.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Not even if you were the last person on earth.
Penelope Ann Huff- Don't make me mad, I just lost my brand new house to that stupid tornado.
Veronica- Does this mean I can't move in with you?
Penelope Ann Huff- Yes, you dimwit.
Reese Bennett- I thought we were all gonna die.
Veronica- We know. You wouldn't shut up. You were insane after Angie was swooped away.
Reese Bennett- Shut up.
Scene 2- The Ocean shore
(An ocean wave swoops against the shore. During the second wave, a huge thing is rushed up. It was Portland Madison's body. Larry is walking along and he sees it.)
Larry Martinez- OH MY GOD!!! IT'S PORTLAND MADISON!!!! I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE!!!
(Larry takes out his phone and texts Mack, Penelope, and Devon who rush right over.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh my God.
Devon Jonson- It's really her.
Penelope Ann Huff- She's still wearing the top I let her borrow before she was electrocuted with the hot air balloon. I don't think I want that back now.
(Mack, Devon, and Larry glared at her.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Trevor's only sixteen and he already has a dead girlfriend.
Devon Jonson- What should we say?
Larry Martinez- Maybe we should wait for the right time. After all, she's only been dead for three months.
Penelope Ann Huff- You guys are a couple of wimps. Just rip the bandage off. I'll tell him right now.
Devon Jonson- Easy for you to say, you're a cold blooded monster.
Penelope Ann Huff- You realize I take that as a complement right?
Devon Jonson- Right.
Penelope Ann Huff- Well, I don't know about you, but I'm calling Trevor right now.
(Penelope took out her phone but Mack grabbed it and threw it in the ocean.)
Penelope Ann Huff- What the heck are you doing?
Mack Dylan Cooper- We aren't telling Trevor about this just yet. We should at least get this body to a hospital or something.
Devon Jonson- I think Mack is right. Portland was Trevor's girlfriend for crying out loud. They never had a fight. They were the perfect couple.
Larry Martinez- That is, until she was shocked by lighting and killed in a ballooning accident.
(Everyone glares at Larry.)
Penelope Ann Huff- I think everyone gets that you buck tooth elf.
Scene 3- The Pier
(Chloe was drinking a smoothie when an Italian boy named Craig walked up.)
Craig Gomez- Hi, I'm Craig Gomez. I'm a foreign exchange student from the Blings.
Chloe Jones- Hi, I'm Chloe, Chloe Jones. Within six months, I've ruined two of my best relationships so I don't think I'm right for you.
Craig Gomez- I don't really care how many relationships you've screwed up. I just know that there is something about you that I like.
Chloe Jones- Oh, to tell you the truth, I feel the same way.
Craig Gomez- Then how about we call this our first date.
Chloe Jones- It can't be a date unless we share a smoothie.
Craig Gomez- Then give me a straw and call ourselves a couple.
(Chloe gives Craig a straw and they both share a smoothie.)
Scene 4- A Hospital
(Portland's body is laying in a hospital bed while Trevor is staring at her. Mack and Devon are with him.)
Trevor Mitchel- I can't believe they found her.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Larry found her at the shore of the beach. We think the tornado blew her here.
Devon Jonson- We're sorry about your girlfriend.
Trevor Mitchel- We never told anyone this. You have to promise not to get angry.
Mack Dylan Cooper- What did you do?
Trevor Mitchel- Portland was not only my girlfriend. But she was also my wife.
Mack/Devon- WHAT!!!!
Mack Dylan Cooper- Is that even legal?
Trevor Mitchel- When I went with Portland to New Jersey to meet her family, me and Portland got married. It is all legal. Both of our parents agreed and signed the papers. She is my wife. We were married for four months until her death.
Devon Jonson- Trevor, you are a complete idiot. You didn't know the girl for even six months. Plus, the girl is dead now.
Mack Dylan Cooper- How could you marry her like that? When you marry that young, you know something will happen. You're just lucky it wasn't divorce.
Devon Jonson- Yeah, don't forget about Stephanie's first husband.
Trevor Mitchel- Me and Portland would've never broken up.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Are blind or something? Have you seen all the drama going on. It was me and Chloe, then me and Angie, and Chloe and Lucas. Then there was Devon and Lilly and then Devon and Stephanie. Now it's Devon and Reese.
Devon Jonson- Relationships crash and burn on this island.
Trevor Mitchel- Well me and Portland lasted. We were just torn apart.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe and Lucas were torn apart too. When Lucas moved to Japan, that was it for them. Me and Angie were torn apart, she was sucked away in a tornado.
Trevor Mitchel- Well, I at least want a decent funeral for my wife.
(Mack and Devon roll their eyes.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, but you're paying.
Trevor Mitchel- I'm gonna call Jo and Cortland and rest of her family.
(Trevor gets out his phone and starts calling people.)
Scene 5- Girls Mansion
(Chloe is on the couch watching TV when Penelope comes in with tons of suitcases.)
Penelope Ann Huff- Okay, this is everything. This is all the stuff I own that survived the tornado.
Chloe Jones- I didn't really think you had anytime to get anything save since I chased you into your mansion and fought you for my underground train ticket which you lost in the tornado.
Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah well, any apologizes I said were fake. I only said them because I didn't think we would survive the tornado. In reality, I hate your guts.
Chloe Jones- Good to know. I hate you too.
(Penelope and Chloe both give each other fake smiles and then rolled their eyes.)
Scene 6- Airport
(Trevor was waiting at a gate when Cortland and Jo got off a plane.)
Jo Martinez- Hi Trevor.
Cortland Madison- I can't believe they actually found your wife's body.
Trevor Mitchel- I know. It just washed up to shore last week.
Jo Martinez- It was bad enough you saw her get electrocuted by the lighting. Now you get to see what's left of her lying there dead.
Trevor Mitchel- She was also wearing one of Penelope's shirts.
(Jo and Cortland start laughing.)
Cortland Madison- So when is the funeral?
Trevor Mitchel- This Saturday.
Jo Martinez- I just can't believe she's gone. The last time I saw her was during Christmas when I came up to the Springs. Now all I have is her.
(Jo points at Cortland.)
Cortland Madison- Excuse me, but I payed for your flight up here.
Jo Martinez- Yeah, you put me in coach. I had a middle seat between a sweaty fat guy and a booger eating seven year old.
Trevor Mitchel- That sucks.
Jo Martinez- I know.
Scene 7- Boys Mansion
(Mack is looking at a map and is thinking when Devon walks in.)
Devon Jonson- What the heck are you doing?
Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm trying to determine where the tornado swooped Angie.
Devon Jonson- Oh please, she's probably dead.
Mack Dylan Cooper- She is not dead you moron. She is out there somewhere. She is alive and trying to find her way back here.
Devon Jonson- Whatever you say.
(Devon is about to leave when Stephanie runs.)
Stephanie Taylor- Hey, hey, I'm back.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Please tell me you're still married.
Stephanie Taylor- Relax, I am. I can even prove it.
(Stephanie yells out the front door.)
Stephanie Taylor- RYAN, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!!!
(Ryan walks in.)
Stephanie Taylor- I told you we were still together. Plus, I'm pregnant.
Devon Jonson- You are not.
Ryan Taylor- Yes she is. This is her ninth week.
Stephanie Taylor- If it's a girl, we're naming it Kayla.
Ryan Taylor- And if it's a boy then we're naming it Doug.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie, you'll be twenty five when this thing starts kindergarten. That's the age most mothers have kids.
Stephanie Taylor- So, I'll be ahead five years. What's the big deal?
Devon Jonson- I'm just saying, you never went to college, plus you don't even have a high school diploma.
Stephanie Taylor- You see Devon, this is exactly why I dumped you. You are this manipulative control freak.
Devon Jonson- I thought you only dumped me because I announced in front of the whole school that I was embarrassed to be with you.
Stephanie Taylor- Yeah, well, just shut up.
Ryan Taylor- You see that boys, this is my sweet and loving wife.
Stephanie Taylor- You need to shut up as well.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Why are you even here Stephanie?
Stephanie Taylor- I'm here for Portland's funeral. Don't forget, I was her best friend out of all of you.
Scene 8- The Funeral
(Everyone took their seats and the priest stood.)
Priest- We are all gathered here today to witness the funeral of the beloved Portland Amber Mitchel, nee Madison. Our friend Portland has been gone for quite some months now. She was only found on the shore of the beach by a passing bystander.
Larry Martinez- Excuse me, but my name is Larry Martinez thank you very much. Portland Madison was also my cousin.
Clair Higginbottom- Sit down Larry.
Tim Bullet- Right now.
Priest- Anyway, the man who was married to Portland would like to share a few words about his wife.
(Trevor stands up at the alter.)
Trevor Mitchel- Hello friends and family. I would like to share a few words about my life with Portland. We had started dating at the beginning of our sophomore year in high school. We were probably the best couple at this place since all the others have ended in horrible ways. I had gone with Portland to New Jersey once. I was going to meet her parents. Next thing you know, they drag us down to a court house and have us married. It was the happiest day of our lives. We agreed not to tell anyone about our marriage until we were eighteen. Four months after our marriage, it was the one year anniversary of when we met. Penelope Ann Huff took us out on a hot air ballooning ride.
Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, this is not good.
(Penelope slouches down in her seat.)
Trevor Mitchel- Penelope had said there would be no rain or anything that day and that it would be super nice. WRONG!!! It starts pouring rain and Penelope still won't let us go down. It later starts thundering. Penelope tries to bring us down but it won't work. Penelope confesses about knowing it would rain and do all this. We decide that we should jump out of the balloon. Penelope goes first. Me and Portland planned to go at the same time. Right when we were jumping, lightning struck the balloon. I made it out but Portland didn't. If anyone is to blame for Portland's death, then it's Penelope Ann Huff.
(Everyone there glares at Penelope. She slouches further down in her seat. Portland's grandma, who was sitting behind Penelope took out her dentures and pinched Penelope is the neck with them.)
Penelope Ann Huff- OW!!! THE OLD BAT PINCHED ME!!!
(Portland's grandma grab her dentures back and puts them back her mouth before anyone notices.)
Portland's Grandma- I have no idea what you are talking about you piece of trash.
Trevor Mitchel- I believe that is all I have to say.
(Trevor steps down from the alter.)
Special Guest Starring-
Stephanie Taylor
Jo Martinez
Guest Starring-
Clair Higginbottom
Cortland Madison
Craig Gomez
Priest
Reese Bennett
Ryan Taylor
Tim Bullet
Co-Starring-
Portland's Grandma
Absent-
Angie Page
Penelope Ann Huff
Devon Jonson
Chloe Jones
Veronica
And- Trevor Mitchel
Scene 1- Mansion Neighborhood
(After the tornado has passed, it had destroyed everything. Hurricane Mike had destroyed most of the mansions and buildings. Penelope and Chloe come out of the crawl space to see that rest of Penelope's new mansion is destroyed.)
Penelope Ann Huff- OH MY GOD!!! MY MANSION IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!
Chloe Jones- Everything will be alright. You can stay with me and Angie.
Penelope Ann Huff- OH LORD, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TOP ME!?!?
(Mack, Devon, Trevor, Veronica, and Trevor come out of the boys mansion.)
Devon Jonson- A few windows were shattered.
Trevor Mitchel- We lost the roof.
Chloe Jones- Where's Angie?
Mack Dylan Cooper- She went to see how bad the tornado was. The tornado swooped right out the storm shelter and took her away.
Penelope/Chloe- Oh my god.
Penelope Ann Huff- Does this mean that there is a chance for us?
(Everyone glares at Penelope.)
Penelope Ann Huff- What, I just figured that I would be his second choice.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Not even if you were the last person on earth.
Penelope Ann Huff- Don't make me mad, I just lost my brand new house to that stupid tornado.
Veronica- Does this mean I can't move in with you?
Penelope Ann Huff- Yes, you dimwit.
Reese Bennett- I thought we were all gonna die.
Veronica- We know. You wouldn't shut up. You were insane after Angie was swooped away.
Reese Bennett- Shut up.
Scene 2- The Ocean shore
(An ocean wave swoops against the shore. During the second wave, a huge thing is rushed up. It was Portland Madison's body. Larry is walking along and he sees it.)
Larry Martinez- OH MY GOD!!! IT'S PORTLAND MADISON!!!! I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE!!!
(Larry takes out his phone and texts Mack, Penelope, and Devon who rush right over.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh my God.
Devon Jonson- It's really her.
Penelope Ann Huff- She's still wearing the top I let her borrow before she was electrocuted with the hot air balloon. I don't think I want that back now.
(Mack, Devon, and Larry glared at her.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Trevor's only sixteen and he already has a dead girlfriend.
Devon Jonson- What should we say?
Larry Martinez- Maybe we should wait for the right time. After all, she's only been dead for three months.
Penelope Ann Huff- You guys are a couple of wimps. Just rip the bandage off. I'll tell him right now.
Devon Jonson- Easy for you to say, you're a cold blooded monster.
Penelope Ann Huff- You realize I take that as a complement right?
Devon Jonson- Right.
Penelope Ann Huff- Well, I don't know about you, but I'm calling Trevor right now.
(Penelope took out her phone but Mack grabbed it and threw it in the ocean.)
Penelope Ann Huff- What the heck are you doing?
Mack Dylan Cooper- We aren't telling Trevor about this just yet. We should at least get this body to a hospital or something.
Devon Jonson- I think Mack is right. Portland was Trevor's girlfriend for crying out loud. They never had a fight. They were the perfect couple.
Larry Martinez- That is, until she was shocked by lighting and killed in a ballooning accident.
(Everyone glares at Larry.)
Penelope Ann Huff- I think everyone gets that you buck tooth elf.
Scene 3- The Pier
(Chloe was drinking a smoothie when an Italian boy named Craig walked up.)
Craig Gomez- Hi, I'm Craig Gomez. I'm a foreign exchange student from the Blings.
Chloe Jones- Hi, I'm Chloe, Chloe Jones. Within six months, I've ruined two of my best relationships so I don't think I'm right for you.
Craig Gomez- I don't really care how many relationships you've screwed up. I just know that there is something about you that I like.
Chloe Jones- Oh, to tell you the truth, I feel the same way.
Craig Gomez- Then how about we call this our first date.
Chloe Jones- It can't be a date unless we share a smoothie.
Craig Gomez- Then give me a straw and call ourselves a couple.
(Chloe gives Craig a straw and they both share a smoothie.)
Scene 4- A Hospital
(Portland's body is laying in a hospital bed while Trevor is staring at her. Mack and Devon are with him.)
Trevor Mitchel- I can't believe they found her.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Larry found her at the shore of the beach. We think the tornado blew her here.
Devon Jonson- We're sorry about your girlfriend.
Trevor Mitchel- We never told anyone this. You have to promise not to get angry.
Mack Dylan Cooper- What did you do?
Trevor Mitchel- Portland was not only my girlfriend. But she was also my wife.
Mack/Devon- WHAT!!!!
Mack Dylan Cooper- Is that even legal?
Trevor Mitchel- When I went with Portland to New Jersey to meet her family, me and Portland got married. It is all legal. Both of our parents agreed and signed the papers. She is my wife. We were married for four months until her death.
Devon Jonson- Trevor, you are a complete idiot. You didn't know the girl for even six months. Plus, the girl is dead now.
Mack Dylan Cooper- How could you marry her like that? When you marry that young, you know something will happen. You're just lucky it wasn't divorce.
Devon Jonson- Yeah, don't forget about Stephanie's first husband.
Trevor Mitchel- Me and Portland would've never broken up.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Are blind or something? Have you seen all the drama going on. It was me and Chloe, then me and Angie, and Chloe and Lucas. Then there was Devon and Lilly and then Devon and Stephanie. Now it's Devon and Reese.
Devon Jonson- Relationships crash and burn on this island.
Trevor Mitchel- Well me and Portland lasted. We were just torn apart.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe and Lucas were torn apart too. When Lucas moved to Japan, that was it for them. Me and Angie were torn apart, she was sucked away in a tornado.
Trevor Mitchel- Well, I at least want a decent funeral for my wife.
(Mack and Devon roll their eyes.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, but you're paying.
Trevor Mitchel- I'm gonna call Jo and Cortland and rest of her family.
(Trevor gets out his phone and starts calling people.)
Scene 5- Girls Mansion
(Chloe is on the couch watching TV when Penelope comes in with tons of suitcases.)
Penelope Ann Huff- Okay, this is everything. This is all the stuff I own that survived the tornado.
Chloe Jones- I didn't really think you had anytime to get anything save since I chased you into your mansion and fought you for my underground train ticket which you lost in the tornado.
Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah well, any apologizes I said were fake. I only said them because I didn't think we would survive the tornado. In reality, I hate your guts.
Chloe Jones- Good to know. I hate you too.
(Penelope and Chloe both give each other fake smiles and then rolled their eyes.)
Scene 6- Airport
(Trevor was waiting at a gate when Cortland and Jo got off a plane.)
Jo Martinez- Hi Trevor.
Cortland Madison- I can't believe they actually found your wife's body.
Trevor Mitchel- I know. It just washed up to shore last week.
Jo Martinez- It was bad enough you saw her get electrocuted by the lighting. Now you get to see what's left of her lying there dead.
Trevor Mitchel- She was also wearing one of Penelope's shirts.
(Jo and Cortland start laughing.)
Cortland Madison- So when is the funeral?
Trevor Mitchel- This Saturday.
Jo Martinez- I just can't believe she's gone. The last time I saw her was during Christmas when I came up to the Springs. Now all I have is her.
(Jo points at Cortland.)
Cortland Madison- Excuse me, but I payed for your flight up here.
Jo Martinez- Yeah, you put me in coach. I had a middle seat between a sweaty fat guy and a booger eating seven year old.
Trevor Mitchel- That sucks.
Jo Martinez- I know.
Scene 7- Boys Mansion
(Mack is looking at a map and is thinking when Devon walks in.)
Devon Jonson- What the heck are you doing?
Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm trying to determine where the tornado swooped Angie.
Devon Jonson- Oh please, she's probably dead.
Mack Dylan Cooper- She is not dead you moron. She is out there somewhere. She is alive and trying to find her way back here.
Devon Jonson- Whatever you say.
(Devon is about to leave when Stephanie runs.)
Stephanie Taylor- Hey, hey, I'm back.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Please tell me you're still married.
Stephanie Taylor- Relax, I am. I can even prove it.
(Stephanie yells out the front door.)
Stephanie Taylor- RYAN, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!!!
(Ryan walks in.)
Stephanie Taylor- I told you we were still together. Plus, I'm pregnant.
Devon Jonson- You are not.
Ryan Taylor- Yes she is. This is her ninth week.
Stephanie Taylor- If it's a girl, we're naming it Kayla.
Ryan Taylor- And if it's a boy then we're naming it Doug.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie, you'll be twenty five when this thing starts kindergarten. That's the age most mothers have kids.
Stephanie Taylor- So, I'll be ahead five years. What's the big deal?
Devon Jonson- I'm just saying, you never went to college, plus you don't even have a high school diploma.
Stephanie Taylor- You see Devon, this is exactly why I dumped you. You are this manipulative control freak.
Devon Jonson- I thought you only dumped me because I announced in front of the whole school that I was embarrassed to be with you.
Stephanie Taylor- Yeah, well, just shut up.
Ryan Taylor- You see that boys, this is my sweet and loving wife.
Stephanie Taylor- You need to shut up as well.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Why are you even here Stephanie?
Stephanie Taylor- I'm here for Portland's funeral. Don't forget, I was her best friend out of all of you.
Scene 8- The Funeral
(Everyone took their seats and the priest stood.)
Priest- We are all gathered here today to witness the funeral of the beloved Portland Amber Mitchel, nee Madison. Our friend Portland has been gone for quite some months now. She was only found on the shore of the beach by a passing bystander.
Larry Martinez- Excuse me, but my name is Larry Martinez thank you very much. Portland Madison was also my cousin.
Clair Higginbottom- Sit down Larry.
Tim Bullet- Right now.
Priest- Anyway, the man who was married to Portland would like to share a few words about his wife.
(Trevor stands up at the alter.)
Trevor Mitchel- Hello friends and family. I would like to share a few words about my life with Portland. We had started dating at the beginning of our sophomore year in high school. We were probably the best couple at this place since all the others have ended in horrible ways. I had gone with Portland to New Jersey once. I was going to meet her parents. Next thing you know, they drag us down to a court house and have us married. It was the happiest day of our lives. We agreed not to tell anyone about our marriage until we were eighteen. Four months after our marriage, it was the one year anniversary of when we met. Penelope Ann Huff took us out on a hot air ballooning ride.
Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, this is not good.
(Penelope slouches down in her seat.)
Trevor Mitchel- Penelope had said there would be no rain or anything that day and that it would be super nice. WRONG!!! It starts pouring rain and Penelope still won't let us go down. It later starts thundering. Penelope tries to bring us down but it won't work. Penelope confesses about knowing it would rain and do all this. We decide that we should jump out of the balloon. Penelope goes first. Me and Portland planned to go at the same time. Right when we were jumping, lightning struck the balloon. I made it out but Portland didn't. If anyone is to blame for Portland's death, then it's Penelope Ann Huff.
(Everyone there glares at Penelope. She slouches further down in her seat. Portland's grandma, who was sitting behind Penelope took out her dentures and pinched Penelope is the neck with them.)
Penelope Ann Huff- OW!!! THE OLD BAT PINCHED ME!!!
(Portland's grandma grab her dentures back and puts them back her mouth before anyone notices.)
Portland's Grandma- I have no idea what you are talking about you piece of trash.
Trevor Mitchel- I believe that is all I have to say.
(Trevor steps down from the alter.)
Special Guest Starring-
Stephanie Taylor
Jo Martinez
Guest Starring-
Clair Higginbottom
Cortland Madison
Craig Gomez
Priest
Reese Bennett
Ryan Taylor
Tim Bullet
Co-Starring-
Portland's Grandma
Absent-
Angie Page
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