Starring- Mack Dylan Cooper
Penelope Ann Huff
Devon Jonson
Chloe Jones
Veronica
And- Trevor Mitchel
Scene 1- Mansion Neighborhood
(After the tornado has passed, it had destroyed everything. Hurricane Mike had destroyed most of the mansions and buildings. Penelope and Chloe come out of the crawl space to see that rest of Penelope's new mansion is destroyed.)
Penelope Ann Huff- OH MY GOD!!! MY MANSION IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!
Chloe Jones- Everything will be alright. You can stay with me and Angie.
Penelope Ann Huff- OH LORD, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TOP ME!?!?
(Mack, Devon, Trevor, Veronica, and Trevor come out of the boys mansion.)
Devon Jonson- A few windows were shattered.
Trevor Mitchel- We lost the roof.
Chloe Jones- Where's Angie?
Mack Dylan Cooper- She went to see how bad the tornado was. The tornado swooped right out the storm shelter and took her away.
Penelope/Chloe- Oh my god.
Penelope Ann Huff- Does this mean that there is a chance for us?
(Everyone glares at Penelope.)
Penelope Ann Huff- What, I just figured that I would be his second choice.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Not even if you were the last person on earth.
Penelope Ann Huff- Don't make me mad, I just lost my brand new house to that stupid tornado.
Veronica- Does this mean I can't move in with you?
Penelope Ann Huff- Yes, you dimwit.
Reese Bennett- I thought we were all gonna die.
Veronica- We know. You wouldn't shut up. You were insane after Angie was swooped away.
Reese Bennett- Shut up.
Scene 2- The Ocean shore
(An ocean wave swoops against the shore. During the second wave, a huge thing is rushed up. It was Portland Madison's body. Larry is walking along and he sees it.)
Larry Martinez- OH MY GOD!!! IT'S PORTLAND MADISON!!!! I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE!!!
(Larry takes out his phone and texts Mack, Penelope, and Devon who rush right over.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Oh my God.
Devon Jonson- It's really her.
Penelope Ann Huff- She's still wearing the top I let her borrow before she was electrocuted with the hot air balloon. I don't think I want that back now.
(Mack, Devon, and Larry glared at her.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Trevor's only sixteen and he already has a dead girlfriend.
Devon Jonson- What should we say?
Larry Martinez- Maybe we should wait for the right time. After all, she's only been dead for three months.
Penelope Ann Huff- You guys are a couple of wimps. Just rip the bandage off. I'll tell him right now.
Devon Jonson- Easy for you to say, you're a cold blooded monster.
Penelope Ann Huff- You realize I take that as a complement right?
Devon Jonson- Right.
Penelope Ann Huff- Well, I don't know about you, but I'm calling Trevor right now.
(Penelope took out her phone but Mack grabbed it and threw it in the ocean.)
Penelope Ann Huff- What the heck are you doing?
Mack Dylan Cooper- We aren't telling Trevor about this just yet. We should at least get this body to a hospital or something.
Devon Jonson- I think Mack is right. Portland was Trevor's girlfriend for crying out loud. They never had a fight. They were the perfect couple.
Larry Martinez- That is, until she was shocked by lighting and killed in a ballooning accident.
(Everyone glares at Larry.)
Penelope Ann Huff- I think everyone gets that you buck tooth elf.
Scene 3- The Pier
(Chloe was drinking a smoothie when an Italian boy named Craig walked up.)
Craig Gomez- Hi, I'm Craig Gomez. I'm a foreign exchange student from the Blings.
Chloe Jones- Hi, I'm Chloe, Chloe Jones. Within six months, I've ruined two of my best relationships so I don't think I'm right for you.
Craig Gomez- I don't really care how many relationships you've screwed up. I just know that there is something about you that I like.
Chloe Jones- Oh, to tell you the truth, I feel the same way.
Craig Gomez- Then how about we call this our first date.
Chloe Jones- It can't be a date unless we share a smoothie.
Craig Gomez- Then give me a straw and call ourselves a couple.
(Chloe gives Craig a straw and they both share a smoothie.)
Scene 4- A Hospital
(Portland's body is laying in a hospital bed while Trevor is staring at her. Mack and Devon are with him.)
Trevor Mitchel- I can't believe they found her.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Larry found her at the shore of the beach. We think the tornado blew her here.
Devon Jonson- We're sorry about your girlfriend.
Trevor Mitchel- We never told anyone this. You have to promise not to get angry.
Mack Dylan Cooper- What did you do?
Trevor Mitchel- Portland was not only my girlfriend. But she was also my wife.
Mack/Devon- WHAT!!!!
Mack Dylan Cooper- Is that even legal?
Trevor Mitchel- When I went with Portland to New Jersey to meet her family, me and Portland got married. It is all legal. Both of our parents agreed and signed the papers. She is my wife. We were married for four months until her death.
Devon Jonson- Trevor, you are a complete idiot. You didn't know the girl for even six months. Plus, the girl is dead now.
Mack Dylan Cooper- How could you marry her like that? When you marry that young, you know something will happen. You're just lucky it wasn't divorce.
Devon Jonson- Yeah, don't forget about Stephanie's first husband.
Trevor Mitchel- Me and Portland would've never broken up.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Are blind or something? Have you seen all the drama going on. It was me and Chloe, then me and Angie, and Chloe and Lucas. Then there was Devon and Lilly and then Devon and Stephanie. Now it's Devon and Reese.
Devon Jonson- Relationships crash and burn on this island.
Trevor Mitchel- Well me and Portland lasted. We were just torn apart.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Chloe and Lucas were torn apart too. When Lucas moved to Japan, that was it for them. Me and Angie were torn apart, she was sucked away in a tornado.
Trevor Mitchel- Well, I at least want a decent funeral for my wife.
(Mack and Devon roll their eyes.)
Mack Dylan Cooper- Fine, but you're paying.
Trevor Mitchel- I'm gonna call Jo and Cortland and rest of her family.
(Trevor gets out his phone and starts calling people.)
Scene 5- Girls Mansion
(Chloe is on the couch watching TV when Penelope comes in with tons of suitcases.)
Penelope Ann Huff- Okay, this is everything. This is all the stuff I own that survived the tornado.
Chloe Jones- I didn't really think you had anytime to get anything save since I chased you into your mansion and fought you for my underground train ticket which you lost in the tornado.
Penelope Ann Huff- Yeah well, any apologizes I said were fake. I only said them because I didn't think we would survive the tornado. In reality, I hate your guts.
Chloe Jones- Good to know. I hate you too.
(Penelope and Chloe both give each other fake smiles and then rolled their eyes.)
Scene 6- Airport
(Trevor was waiting at a gate when Cortland and Jo got off a plane.)
Jo Martinez- Hi Trevor.
Cortland Madison- I can't believe they actually found your wife's body.
Trevor Mitchel- I know. It just washed up to shore last week.
Jo Martinez- It was bad enough you saw her get electrocuted by the lighting. Now you get to see what's left of her lying there dead.
Trevor Mitchel- She was also wearing one of Penelope's shirts.
(Jo and Cortland start laughing.)
Cortland Madison- So when is the funeral?
Trevor Mitchel- This Saturday.
Jo Martinez- I just can't believe she's gone. The last time I saw her was during Christmas when I came up to the Springs. Now all I have is her.
(Jo points at Cortland.)
Cortland Madison- Excuse me, but I payed for your flight up here.
Jo Martinez- Yeah, you put me in coach. I had a middle seat between a sweaty fat guy and a booger eating seven year old.
Trevor Mitchel- That sucks.
Jo Martinez- I know.
Scene 7- Boys Mansion
(Mack is looking at a map and is thinking when Devon walks in.)
Devon Jonson- What the heck are you doing?
Mack Dylan Cooper- I'm trying to determine where the tornado swooped Angie.
Devon Jonson- Oh please, she's probably dead.
Mack Dylan Cooper- She is not dead you moron. She is out there somewhere. She is alive and trying to find her way back here.
Devon Jonson- Whatever you say.
(Devon is about to leave when Stephanie runs.)
Stephanie Taylor- Hey, hey, I'm back.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Please tell me you're still married.
Stephanie Taylor- Relax, I am. I can even prove it.
(Stephanie yells out the front door.)
Stephanie Taylor- RYAN, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!!!
(Ryan walks in.)
Stephanie Taylor- I told you we were still together. Plus, I'm pregnant.
Devon Jonson- You are not.
Ryan Taylor- Yes she is. This is her ninth week.
Stephanie Taylor- If it's a girl, we're naming it Kayla.
Ryan Taylor- And if it's a boy then we're naming it Doug.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Stephanie, you'll be twenty five when this thing starts kindergarten. That's the age most mothers have kids.
Stephanie Taylor- So, I'll be ahead five years. What's the big deal?
Devon Jonson- I'm just saying, you never went to college, plus you don't even have a high school diploma.
Stephanie Taylor- You see Devon, this is exactly why I dumped you. You are this manipulative control freak.
Devon Jonson- I thought you only dumped me because I announced in front of the whole school that I was embarrassed to be with you.
Stephanie Taylor- Yeah, well, just shut up.
Ryan Taylor- You see that boys, this is my sweet and loving wife.
Stephanie Taylor- You need to shut up as well.
Mack Dylan Cooper- Why are you even here Stephanie?
Stephanie Taylor- I'm here for Portland's funeral. Don't forget, I was her best friend out of all of you.
Scene 8- The Funeral
(Everyone took their seats and the priest stood.)
Priest- We are all gathered here today to witness the funeral of the beloved Portland Amber Mitchel, nee Madison. Our friend Portland has been gone for quite some months now. She was only found on the shore of the beach by a passing bystander.
Larry Martinez- Excuse me, but my name is Larry Martinez thank you very much. Portland Madison was also my cousin.
Clair Higginbottom- Sit down Larry.
Tim Bullet- Right now.
Priest- Anyway, the man who was married to Portland would like to share a few words about his wife.
(Trevor stands up at the alter.)
Trevor Mitchel- Hello friends and family. I would like to share a few words about my life with Portland. We had started dating at the beginning of our sophomore year in high school. We were probably the best couple at this place since all the others have ended in horrible ways. I had gone with Portland to New Jersey once. I was going to meet her parents. Next thing you know, they drag us down to a court house and have us married. It was the happiest day of our lives. We agreed not to tell anyone about our marriage until we were eighteen. Four months after our marriage, it was the one year anniversary of when we met. Penelope Ann Huff took us out on a hot air ballooning ride.
Penelope Ann Huff- Oh, this is not good.
(Penelope slouches down in her seat.)
Trevor Mitchel- Penelope had said there would be no rain or anything that day and that it would be super nice. WRONG!!! It starts pouring rain and Penelope still won't let us go down. It later starts thundering. Penelope tries to bring us down but it won't work. Penelope confesses about knowing it would rain and do all this. We decide that we should jump out of the balloon. Penelope goes first. Me and Portland planned to go at the same time. Right when we were jumping, lightning struck the balloon. I made it out but Portland didn't. If anyone is to blame for Portland's death, then it's Penelope Ann Huff.
(Everyone there glares at Penelope. She slouches further down in her seat. Portland's grandma, who was sitting behind Penelope took out her dentures and pinched Penelope is the neck with them.)
Penelope Ann Huff- OW!!! THE OLD BAT PINCHED ME!!!
(Portland's grandma grab her dentures back and puts them back her mouth before anyone notices.)
Portland's Grandma- I have no idea what you are talking about you piece of trash.
Trevor Mitchel- I believe that is all I have to say.
(Trevor steps down from the alter.)
Special Guest Starring-
Stephanie Taylor
Jo Martinez
Guest Starring-
Clair Higginbottom
Cortland Madison
Craig Gomez
Priest
Reese Bennett
Ryan Taylor
Tim Bullet
Co-Starring-
Portland's Grandma
Absent-
Angie Page
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